Jeremy Clarkson walks on water - Sea of Galilee

[9b8]

* Looks at comments. Bored. Innovates. *

Let's play king of the mountain. Me first!

[pajdaCort]

I person can't walking on water...

[nAsTyAnImAl96]

which episode is it

[zlyable]

@nAsTyAnImAl96 Season 16 episode 0

[kiloblasters14]

The baby Jaja it so funny

[jordhaslam]

which ep is this please?:)

[kitchimomo]

@jordhaslam its the middle east special in season 16

[Caska4]

there is no way im looking for lozzie131's comment, it was 8 months ago...

[lalas345]

@Caska4

you could just click on see all, then ctrl f, then type in lozzie131

[memsterboy12]

what episode is this ?

[rysnyper50002]

@memsterboy12 "Three Wise Men" Christmas Special back in 2010

[DaMuscleBen]

I had moved a HUGE rock from the shore where Jeremy is standing a few months before this was shot to take a picture of me walking on water as well. Jeremy basically stole MY hard work.

[alief54]

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTT

[Zeek25ification]

James: try walk over there..

SPLASHED*

Jeremy: i have invented swimming

Hammond: oh god

XDhahahaha

[SuperOutrun]

this is so funny when clarkson says iv invented swimming it is so funny

[road5ter86]

I remember watching this. the part before that had me in tears. Jeremy Clarkson : "im JC - jesus christ"

[davrontairov]

THE TOP TWO COMMENTS ARE IN CAPITALS, SO I GAVE IT A TRY

[JasontheAmerican]

If you want to insult me, learn how to spell first.

[deanbrickland]

@JasontheAmerican i always wondered why people use the whole learn to spell crap. everybody spells bad on purpose because in places such as school, being stupid is cool. the guy who gets 10 % every test is the guy that can make crappy not funny jokes and still get a laugh

[JasontheAmerican]

In the end I am just having fun, don't take too much offense to my ignorance. My cousin fought with the Brits in Iraq so I do have a lot of respect for you guys.

[zoniczedro]

America isnt a empire idiot and we still technically got one as we still have a few islands and isn't it supposed to be americans who are mad shooting there guns in the air. Now I don't want to hate on all the Americans just ones like you and galvai is right

[JasontheAmerican]

@zoniczedro you still technically have an empire LOL.

[galvai]

Oh shit mates...stop with this. We are the same in this shit. We all live in the same place,so....and i would love to know the episode number :]

[lilruc]

@galvai Season 16, Episode 7 I think.

... or whatever the last episode in that series was. They call it the 100th episode.

[JasontheAmerican]

All you Brits do is whine, your all mad that you no longer have an empire and that America is now the greatest empire in the history of the world. That should stir up some comments.

[ampthilluk]

@JasontheAmerican yes because 1 country isnt an empire lol

[douggoud]

@JasontheAmerican dude, seriously, shut up, your why most people hate us Americans.

[PhotoShopChannel]

@JasontheAmerican wtf? no one likes america. you country suck.

[lilruc]

@PhotoShopChannel Then stop using our shit. 

[PhotoShopChannel]

@lilruc what shit? stop using our shit.

[PhotoShopChannel]

@lilruc what shit? stop using our shit.

[DrWhoFreak100]

@JasontheAmerican you know this is exactly why i hate americans. all they do is take things out on the british. plus america isn't even an empire you daft twat. plus you're just jealous that britain acctually had an empire and technically still does.

[JasontheAmerican]

@DrWhoFreak100 Britain does not have an empire you retard, you have territories which we also have, and we also have soldiers stationed in over 100 countries.

[DrWhoFreak100]

@JasontheAmerican i said technically you american faggot. god americans are so dumb. you have soldiers stationed in over 100 countries but what for? protection? maybe. threat? more like it

[JasontheAmerican]

@DrWhoFreak100 it has been fun, good luck to you.

[DrWhoFreak100]

@JasontheAmerican and good luck to you too

[EmoFaget]

@JasontheAmerican Can you stop, you're making us look bad.

[JasontheAmerican]

@EmoFaget Then don't reply.

[douggoud]

Not all of us in America are complete idiots like this guy, lol

[xRAMxDOD]

keep pressing 5

[lethe56]

Clarkson is such a pillock. God I love this show.

[JasontheAmerican]

Thank god we beat the British. America FTW.

[Camberwell86]

@JasontheAmerican Yeah, and when you did beat us I wish you'd have built a big wall over the Atlantic Ocean and invented your own language so we didn't have to listen to your shit all the time. :)

[JasontheAmerican]

@Camberwell86 Fair enough.

[DipDop99]

@JasontheAmerican

Thank God those colonies left our great country, otherwise we would have a hell of a lot more morons here.

[dibinism]

@JasontheAmerican Thank god the colonies left, otherwise Top Gear would be as dull as the American version...

[TheToxicPenguin]

@JasontheAmerican Thank god that there is such a country as amer..... oh wait

[ItsPathological]

@JasontheAmerican

OK, come to England and say that in a full pub a 11pm...Of course you probably dont know what a pub is.

[PhotoShopChannel]

@JasontheAmerican lol, America sucks because of it.

[circutracer150]

@PhotoShopChannel Yes, America sucks... enjoy that internet we invented... and the computer you are using wouldn't exist if not for the USA... come to think of it, 99% of tech in the world exists either directly because of the USA, or indirectly.

[PhotoShopChannel]

@circutracer150 LOL YOU SO FUCKING STUPID YOU DON'T KNOW JACK-SHIT ABOUT WHO INVENTED WHAT YOU TYPICAL IGNORANT RETARD.

[PhotoShopChannel]

@circutracer150 Tim Berners-Lee invented the Web which is what you’re actually using, Britain also invented the television and the monitor that your fat face is staring at right now to use YouTube on that computer that we invented. We also invented the microphone which is the basis of 95% of music and sound you hear from your computer / films / whatever. Typical American without and education thinks AMERICA! Invented everything down to democracy itself, it’s so sad but laughable.

[Camberwell86]

@infinitelysuperior2u You've completely invalidated your point regarding what somebody else wrote by committing the cardinal sin of WRITING YOUR ENTIRE COMMENT IN CAPITALS. ~_~

[TheHeiks112]

Seanson 16 

[OLPESI]

What episode is this from? :P

[buio5]

@OLPESI The Christmas special where they went across the middle east towards Bethlehem.

[JackyRowe]

@infinitelysuperior2u I think lozzie131 needs to look at your channel name. Maybe that'll give her an idea of her position...

[Jiminiblobster]

How did he get to that rock with only getting his ankles wet? Maybe he did actually walk there... Dx

[xTheLDx]

@Jiminiblobster That is a good question.

[TheClasslad]

@Jiminiblobster there is a boat at 0:09

[Popper818]

@TheClasslad well done

[TheClasslad]

@Popper818 i wasnt replying to you

[buhbuhHZR]

he's the best

[Schleiban]

@lozzie131 lol you flop bitch.

[madperson876]

"I'VE INVENTED SWIMMING!"

"oh god..."

[CultOfPersonality91]

I literally burst out laughing when I seen this the first time round. I STILL LAUGH OUT LOUD! Jezza is a legend

[timothytt547]

@lozzie131 Actually, that's not all they said... But pretty good tho :P

JC: I am walking on water now!

JM: You're standing on it. Walk over there.

RH: Yea.

*Fails*

RH: Miraculous that, mate.

JC: I've invented swimming!!

RH: Oh god.

JC: Whaddya think of that?

[tiannahisawesome]

"I am walking on water!" - I love how he declares all the things! :)

[SIRHENNY1]

@EDUTELL What if you don't love israel

[EDUTELL]

@SIRHENNY1 it's ok. you can hate everyone you want, ok? but, please, let me love what i want, right?

[SIRHENNY1]

@EDUTELL All I asked was a question..... I didn't say anything about hating anyone feel me? lol

[MrGamerBazer]

@EDUTELL shut your face.

[EDUTELL]

@MrGamerBazer why you say it, you can love anyone and hate too, it's your choice, but let me love what i want, ok?

[evilHamsterzZz]

IV INVENTED SWIMMING

[UltimateTROLLbro]

@evilHamsterzZz IV is spelt I've bitch