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  • skip to 1:10 to see tree maul man

  • what an idiot!, too bad that tree didnt take the guy out for good. i mean really so effin dumb

  • using a ladder on any tree work is scary enough, let alone it coming back on u. im sure the house was fine

  • see this is exactly why dolls shouldn't have chainsaws...and its creepy

  • HAHA...love it!! get a licence dude!!

  • Leave it to the experts buddy!!

  • the tree actually fell on the guy and crushed his testicles. there is a lesson to be learned here kiddies.

  • my god how fucking more stupid can amercians be...DURP!!!

  • The house looks fake...

  • Wow this was real.. Doesnt this house look like a dollhouse?? I thought for sure a little stick was going to come out and land on it... Trippy

  • as long as they sell saws in hardware shops ... there will be a endless supply of

    videos like this cheap charlie byes a saw to save a few hundred dollers

  • Can't tell you how many jerks I have met over the years who said "I can make ANY tree fall any way that I want through the secret art of NOTCHING". They all eventually drop a tree on something valuable, then they stop being so cocky.

    Some trees have a natural lean to them that NO AMOUNT of notching can fix. Period.

  • @mugwump666 exactly. Luckily, most of those cocky bastards get videos of their mistakes posted on youtube :) Some folks are damn good though, the instructor for one of my chainsaw tickets was amazing, managed to get things down in completely the opposite direction to the one you were expecting, and I've been doing it for 5 years.

  • @mugwump666 that's where a tree jack comes into play

  • He almost killed himself.

  • How come he directed the tree hit the house? Did he want the house to break the fall so the tree wouldn't get hurt?

  • here is a fine example of a total jackass strutting his stuff. Let's all reward him with a truly heartfelt kick in the nuts to express our admiration

  • need to know how use chainsaw ... and he need to know how get good directional for get the tree down!

  • Must be a Republican...

  • @kdc43 Ha, Ha, good one, took me a second to get it!

    "Must be a Republican..." Of course, he is doing WORK! Hilarious!

  • @mugwump666 Yep, INCOMPETENT work! Thirty years of Reagan, Bush I, and ESPECIALY BUSH II and the GOP wanna-bes Clinton and Obama, America is now a 3rd rate power kissing the economic butt of China. And when the Gov Space Shuttles retire kissing the butt of Russia for space rides to the ISS!!! Time to dig up the two Greatest Presidents ever.....FDR and Lincoln (I know Lincoln was a Republican....but that was when the GOP was good!!!!)

  • Hey Andy, how's the turkish bathhouse business these days?

  • His only mistake was that his first cut should have been much higher - at least another 10 to 12 feet. Had he done that there would not have been a problem.

  • what a fucking moron dont use a saw if you cant perform a simple felling cut and direct the wright way.

  • I'll cut your tree down. How hard can it be???

  • stupid people shouldn't use chainsaws!!!

  • I was shocked by the second half of the vid. The tree repeatedly stood back up dragging the poor chap back with it, before falling all over again. It is remarkable that he survived the repeated onslaught.

  • Lol! The only way to cut down a tree safely is to use a cable excavator or crane...

  • im not a carpenter ..so i dont build houses....these are not tree people...so dont try to save some money and get killed ....dumb ass

  • brilliant house though. such a shame those people live in it

  • lmfao that dude got fucked up

  • It's amazing how people seem to lack even the most basic of common sense... It's amazing these people manage to get themselves dressed in the morning.

  • i wud say the first rule wen utting a tree down is to never cut the branch that u are on

  • first rule cutting a tree down.....never ever use a chainsaw while on a ladder....

  • @Mathewswitchback7, as a professional tree surgeon, i agree totally. using a chainsaw from a ladder is a truely awfull idea, a man was killed recently near where i live when the tree fell the wrong way and knocked him off the ladder, landing ontop of him. dont do it even if your only trimming a small branch, get a silky (handsaw), or if its too big for a handsaw then get it done professionally.

  • Gravity Works!

  • tard

  • Many dead trying to save a buck... Call a tree company tardo.

  • i wish they had a even closer up.

    thats funny listening to his saw just sitting idle while everyone runs to him as he's probably spitting out his teeth,

  • SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • in soviet russia tree kill you

  • Tree wins...hands down.

  • the bigger limb is on the house side,with way did he expect it to go. hope he is ok

  • it seems like after the first one fell on the house you'd rethink your tree cutting strategy. just tie a rope a few feet above where you're cutting and tie it to an anchor point far away. a car would be a good solution so long as the rope is long enough so the tree doesnt fall on the car when it falls.

  • DOH!

  • thats gonna leave a mark

  • leave it the to the professionals next time 

  • i think he shust got knocked the fuck off that tree hahahahha the limb was higher and bigger thatn the hole tree

  • I realize he's an asshole, but he is your neighbor....don't stop filming and go see if you can help.

  • jackass tree butcher.

  • dumb asses should not own a chain saw!!!

  • hah, that's what the stupid asshole gets for not leaving a perfectly healthy tree be.

  • Same shit almost happen to me,rookie mistakes that can kill you.

  • Stupidest thing ive ever seen. Hope they saved some cash doing it your self

  • how to risk life with small tree...that is the perfect way to get wrong lol

  • Ahhh the familiar cry of 'oh shit!' when a tree begins to fall the wrong way ;)

  • That's the reason not to use a chainsaw on a latter.

  • Lucky it was a small tree, coulda seriously damaged that house, and knocked him off the latter harder

  • "Life's tough, it's tougher when you're stupid" John Wayne

  • pwned lmao

  • It would have cost you $375 to have a professional do it. It could have cost you your life doing it yourself.

  • next time call an aborist

  • The tree is spanking him for cutting it.

  • fag

    

  • oh god... i just got a boner

  • Yep. Standing on a ladder running a chainsaw. Thats how I want to go.

  • The first thing i noticed was the wind was blowing right at the house.Try to fight the wind in the woods can get you Dead,try o fight the wind by your house well no need to say just watch.

  • Chain saw works!

  • I just threw up in my mouth a little

  • that's what u get for tryin to cut too much tree at once idiot should have just taken his time climbed up cut the canopy then worked on the trunk little by little his ass definitely wouldn't be on the ground haha i hate when ppl get ahead of their self i mean is a tree really worth your life???

  • Just...Lol~

  • @freightliner450 I just frown upon stupid people. :D

  • That's a pretty strong built old house. Ashame they don't build them like that anymore.

  • ok i'll admit everyone has done something stupid before BUT usually in a very quick act first think later . this guy actually thought this through and all the steps he had to take to get in that position took minutes, and the whole time he's thinking this will work, this will work im sure of it!

    ha, what poor judgement you have.

    amazing you are still on this planet breathing!

  • @jimbojims its not that big of a deal dude, things go wrong no matter how hard you plan and usually if they don't it means you aint pushing it hard enough

  • @jimbojims

    are you that guy who did it? :)

  • He's OK now though!! DAM and I'd hoped there was Darwinism in action.

  • how is this even funny?

  • @t7g6s8 Because stupidity is funny.

  • What a retard you guys to cheep to hire someone that knows what they are doing? LUCKY!

  • Is that tree having SEX with that house?

  • Next time open yellow pages and look up tree surgeon these guys know what the are doing.

  • Double fail... it hit the house and him....

  • @mikaila31 Triple fail. He also has his stupid wife bitchin next.

  • That's one andy dick right there!

  • FATALITY!!11!!

  • I don't think he ever was ok? but at least he's healthy again!?!

  • ouch

  • @ldc71960 good call

  • punetas

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  • Wait i got one more thing to say i love the video effects lol ok thats it.

  • All i have to say is stupid people should not breed..

  • @TheLumberjacktreesc Why not they make for great entertainment.

  • @TheLumberjacktreesc so that would be americans

  • @UKairsoft94 suck sumthin bitch

  • @rapfan420 yep i was right

  • @UKairsoft94 Oh cool, I see your another jealous foreigner of Americans. What's wrong, couldn't get in America, or did you get in by sneaking in but later got caught and sent back to your own damn country were you belong. Oh wait I know. Your right that Americans are smarter then you foreigners. At least we have chainsaws and know how to use them. Unlike people in the other countries which they think, by hooking a chain up to the top of the tree and pulling it down with a mid size truck.

  • @4T5Scott I am american and im fed up with people saying that america is the dumbest country on earth personaly i think euprope is the dumbest country on earth.

  • @UKairsoft94 Oh opps lol. I thought you were foreigner saying us American were stupid as well. I too am getting sick of them.

  • @4T5Scott haha you fucking american dip shit europe aint a fucking country god your so fucking dumb

  • @UKairsoft94 No shit it isn't a country. I knew what your were talking about. I didn't know I'm supposed to correct your sorry ass every time you fuck up when writing shit down. Where the fuck do you think were at school. Well it's not dumbass. I'm in college were as your sorry bum ass is probably only in high school. Man your lame. Oh ha, ha I'm so funny because I didn't get you to say Europe is a continent. By the way mister I'm so smart. The word "aint" isn't a word. Man your so fucking dumb.

  • @4T5Scott haha you failed the test you cant fucking read

  • @UKairsoft94 If I can't read then how am I replying to you then??? Your not to bright are you?? Also nice name of your channel. oh, You play with little kiddie airsoft guns. Oh you poor little baby boy. Whats wrong, did you FAIL the big boy gun test. Thats it isn't it. That explains why you keep saying test. Ha, Ha pussy. Or is it your not big enough to handle a step up gun which is a paintball gun. I would say a say something like 9 millimeter pistol but your not mature enough for that.

  • @4T5Scott yeh your fucking smart lets give teenagers guns yeh cause thats gonna work . In my country we have laws and dont get run by inbred red necks and are able to stop planes flying into buildings without people blaming their own government why dont we meet up you fucking pussy

  • @UKairsoft94 Well, I can't believe it. I hit the nail right on the head. Your comment just showed what I said is true and you can't believe it. I hit a nerve, ha, ha. Oh, so your saying your are a kid then. Ha, man It's really bad when I can tell your age by your type of comments. Oh no, what do I do. You said meet up and called me a pussy. Wow you know how to repeat the same words I just said and just showed your weak, pussy side. Ha, Ha douche. Please, don't threatening me. I'm so scared.

  • @4T5Scott jesus christ you dumbshit it says my fucking year of birth in my username but you probably cant count can u no, You fucking fat inbred american. ALl americans can lick my balls i shit on ur flag

  • @UKairsoft94 Wait so I'm bashing a kid. That explains. Cant is spelled Can't, you stupid fuck. <-- You said correct you, so I shall. You need a comma before the word "but" dumbass. <-- Corrected you again. Um, So since I'm built as in having a athletic body. I guess that means fat in your language. Ha, Ha, man your United Kingdom Country is fucked up. You want all Americans to lick your balls. Their is guys in America. That mean your gay. Ah man, I'm done with you. Your a tootie fucking fruity.

  • @4T5Scott lol ok then so you have to act smart by using proper grammer on youtube im typin quick not wastin my time guess this a big part of your day

  • @UKairsoft94 yeah its part of ine and 4t5's duty to wipe assholes like you off youtube

  • @firedragon689 well maybe you should actually try first

  • @UKairsoft94 Well, I won't say much here on typing fast. I admit I do it a hell of a lot. Also, you say It's a big part of my day. I guess you were wrong. Took me over 4 hours to reply to you because of how busy I am. But besides that. It still doesn't change anything. Your still gay or should I say a tootie fucking fruity. Quite talking to me. I don't like to talk to people who want American guys to lick his balls, you fucked up gay man whore.

  • @4T5Scott and the shit of it is im AMERICAN

  • @UKairsoft94 It says your country is United Kingdom. You talk down on Americans. You want American women and guys to lick your balls. You hate on our Flag. Your not a fucking American. Pull your head out of your gay ass. We don't live in the 1700's anymore. England doesn't own America. We kicked your guys asses and become our own separate nation. Your a fake gay man whore American born and raised in England.

  • @UKairsoft94 america is the shit. better that your worthless country. sorry that you couldnt get past the border patrol beaner(:

  • @firedragon689 lol couldnt get passed the border since when do we have ragheads flying into our buildings dipshit.

  • @UKairsoft94 so ur from the united kingdom?

  • @firedragon689 Well it looks like gay United Kingdom he wants all American women and men to lick his balls. Thats right men. He is going to die of aids and I shall laugh at him lol. You probably will too :-)

  • @4T5Scott nah hes too worthless to laugh at but i might still laugh at him

  • @firedragon689 i laugh at your mum who i just crippled xx

  • @UKairsoft94 oh so thats why she hasnt been walking right....

  • @4T5Scott does that mean all americans have aids poor sods

  • @UKairsoft94 Nope not all. The ones who do are poor sods. They deserve it. Like those fags bands like Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber and so on. I'm sure you have heard of them and would agree that they are gay. It actually quite fun calling them gay on their videos. Your video views sure go up :)

  • @4T5Scott lol

  • @UKairsoft94 lol :) But I'm going to send you a friend invite. Anyone who replys back to me and insults right back I so got to be friends with :-) I hate people who don't reply back and are just morons. Hope you accept =)

  • @TheLumberjacktreesc Indeed... People should need to take a class then pass a test and get a permit to have kids...LOL I'm glad he was ok from the fall. It could have been very bad.

  • @TheLumberjacktreesc Judging by the guys house and the reason he's cutting the tree in the first place, I doubt that he is stupid. Stingy with his money maybe, but not stupid.

  • Sorry for the assumption.

  • Firearms can be owned without license. Much agreed with what was said after.

  • I agree, But you do not need a license to own a gun.

  • um why were you filming your neighbor in the first place? STALKER!!!

  • That tops the redneck that cut a tree down and it fell on his truck. Suburbanites are dumber than rednecks.

    1. A tree will fall where it's leaning, unless you use counter force like a rope tied to a vehicle to pull it.

    2. Don't climb a ladder to cut down a tree.

    3. Don't stand directly behind the point of the cut.

    4. Don't ever let that guy have a saw, ever.

  • wow no wonder my saw cost almost a grand gotta pay idiots like that money in law suits

  • Climbers are worth every $ .

  • This is why I'm glad we decided to cough up the cash and hire someone with half a clue to take down our tree!

  • Must have landed on the trampolene :)

  • Cut at an angle, Dave, an angle!!

  • tree..... 1

    home owner.... 0

  • @chena3 actually its tree 1 owner 1 but most trees never even make it that far.

  • haha, the saw is still running..that tree farted on him..farted on his head and the house..pete!

  • hey - you have got to see my vid cutting down a tree that landed on friends car!

  • If you have ever wondered why professional arborists and lumberjacks have to go through all kinds of safety training, this video should answer all of your questions. It's only dumb luck that he wasn't killed.

  • Gotta be a pikey they aint got a clue either!

  • i have been cutting trees for 10+yrs and this is a good reason why chainsaws should not be sold to homeowners or retards

  • i'm a tree climber and cutter, you know what, this guy is a f in bone head, and he's lucky he's alive. (if he is)

  • alcohol and chainsaws... Muahaha

  • damn to bad it didnt damage the house

  • tool

  • I'm glad that he's ok... but WOW!

    I've seen some people try some crazy stuff in my time... but I think this might take the cake.

  • he wanted it to hit the house he saw a spider on it

  • what an idiot, call in a pro for tree work or you'll definately live a shorter life

  • OMG! Is that person who cut the tree okay? It looks like s/he took a hard fall off that ladder.

  • Yeah he's fine :)

  • @MrAndyDick Good xD

  • oOo

  • that's it, all you did was scratch the roof...big deal

  • and a head shot by a three :D

  • I like jobs like that . I would have threw it for 250 and cleaned it up for another 250 and been back at home by 12;00 watching Jerry Springer

  • karma

  • at least the house survived

  • Heheheh....always save a buck DIY.

  • Umm... whoops and ouch all at once?

  • great instinct on getting the shot.

    I guess when you live in town and someone starts up the chainsaw, odds are there's going to be some kind of catastrophe!

  • Darwin award.

  • Jackass

  • lmao at the bounce.

  • Nice house though

  • how stupid can you get?

  • foolish creature

  • damn, that tree needed topping first, damn amatuers

  • Not at all. First, topping is not a proper way to trim a tree. Second, it just needed a rope set in it. Lastly, I know because I'm an ISA certified arborist and could have removed that without a rope and put it any place you wanted it.

  • did you ever think he was talking about topping the tree for removal instead of pruning it Mr. ISA certified arborist

  • Ent trees evil? excpet the fact they give us oxygen but othwer then that TREES GO TO HEll

  • Dude, you video tape your neighbors? Wierd....

  • lol dumb ass walks away not supposed to until tree is down haha

  • priceless.... ! someone is always screaming FAKE. on every vid on youtube

  • its like saying your commentis fake