I know what Wheezy can do to be funny. He can not talk about his clones in an interview, he's gonna end up getting the government on his ass. They want their clone army.
you know whats funny... when your girls sucking your dick and your about to blow... pretend like your not, tell her to get her moouth down real deeeeeeeeeeeep n then let it go... she probly wont find it funny, but i think it is.... but make sure she gets right back in the kitchen..... which brings me to my next joke
Normally I don't find animal abuse, homicide, or facial hair funny, but when it comes from wheezywaiter, well then, BRING ON THE COFFEE AND NEWS COMMENTARY!!! YEAH!!
how do i be funny in a life or death situation? you know to like... to be able to be funny.. ive been told i need help in that department ..... the funny department
I don't want to insult you in any way as I have seen that you can be quiet funny, however you need to work on your "scripted" style. Beside Wheezy you look amateurish! Then again I would never have commented or probably actually set up a youtube account if it wasn't for Wheezy so if he likes you I'll keep watching, except those orabrush things.......... (Don't tell anyone, but I do watch them too......)
Dave Ackerman should have took over Between Two Ferns after Zach Galifianakis left.
TheMusicalInquiry 6 days ago
IT'S MORGAN!
ashstrifeff7 1 week ago
when wheezy waiter came he was probably thinking "this is soooooooo akward"
baneyminecraft 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from scratchmybackerman
RARELY do I laugh that hard by myself.. that was great.. Thank you.
Brandonmakii 1 month ago
lol Ackerman is such a dick. And Wheezy is a rube.
SickSourMusic 1 month ago
I wonder whats on that giant pile of papers... prolly nothin
IvarHuisman 1 month ago
This video makes me want to shoot myself
garzaalex06 1 month ago
Sorry I'm new to this channel. Is the host just... universally high?
ToastMaster623 1 month ago
Views : 15,000. His other videos. 7,000.
MrElitePerfect 1 month ago
THEY'RE BROTHERS!
NoahMusic96 1 month ago
he must be drunk xD i cant laught that way in the real life lol
InsanityProductionsR 2 months ago
Wow u actually summoned WheezyWaiter!?
teague67 2 months ago
Must of watched this for the 10th time and i still piss myself laughing
megazanderz 2 months ago
Dave spent about 1.50 seconds laughing at the same joke lol
PROStreetLeopard 2 months ago
u r brothers
CaDeBuUrStRa 3 months ago 10
i love how he uses the littlest details to be funny like the massive deck of palm cards he's holding haha
MrVeganpoo 6 months ago
also your cracking up when wheezy is just talking normally hahagajawa
MrVeganpoo 6 months ago
haha he looks scared when you first show him
MrVeganpoo 6 months ago
it's weird to see him NOT in a tounge costume
MariazzZebra 7 months ago
Why does dave have so many flashcards?
Edmolda 8 months ago
Wheezy what the heck are you doing on this?
eemsTV 8 months ago
WHEEZZYYYY!!!!!!!!
iHeartDinoz 8 months ago
your laugh is mega contagious, and i love the end when you were like. its my show xD dude you rock
PICmyAXE 8 months ago
Craig's face at the beginning is hilarious. I had to watch these again. Your laughing is infectious. rofl.
CoffeeCupNews 9 months ago
this is perfect !!! very amazing :))
mj71838 10 months ago
this guy has a total chub going on wtf
Hoggles49 10 months ago
omg look at the tags XD
tomtomtommey 11 months ago
Good stuff.
abmanci1 11 months ago
this was so perfect
ikillrobots22 11 months ago
oh my god i couldnt stop laughing at his laugh
iPROxSN1P3x 1 year ago 2
Wow... are you guys brothers?
MrDoubbledog 1 year ago
so, wheezy......was it awkward when he stroked your face?
missdexterity 1 year ago
I think the funniest thing is watching drunk people falling down. :)
canucks117 1 year ago
@canucks117 just anyone falling down.
TzatzikiFiend 1 year ago
YOU ARE YOUR OWN GYM
DigitalL0ve 1 year ago 22
ha ha ha ha wheezy's face at 2:39 :D :D :D
hipp0mad 1 year ago
arent u the dirty tongue?!! from orbits. and how did wheezy not crack up during that! llol
nirodast1 1 year ago
It's Dave from wheezywaiters vid Family Affair! Man your performance in that video was FANTASTIC!!
Aeqelable 1 year ago
I know what Wheezy can do to be funny. He can not talk about his clones in an interview, he's gonna end up getting the government on his ass. They want their clone army.
Chubtoaster 1 year ago
the awkwardness after wheezy says dont laugh too much was awesome.
muchowavm 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
is he drunk in all of his videos?
mymaya12 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
is he drunk in all of his videos?
mymaya12 1 year ago
thats a big stack of notecards
mrfullofhimself 1 year ago
Like this comment if you love it when the coffee's done too
mikeBURRITO 1 year ago
He's so modest.
Doomsdave96 1 year ago
that was kinda boring.
Brisnn 1 year ago
holy shit he has a full stack of note cards and only used like what... 3? lol!!
Geminitwin0526 1 year ago
OMG I wanna laugh like that :D
kirecorp 1 year ago
This was a reference to 'The laughing Reporter' video right?
tibees 1 year ago
Haha looks like twins.
TonicMike 1 year ago
you know whats funny... when your girls sucking your dick and your about to blow... pretend like your not, tell her to get her moouth down real deeeeeeeeeeeep n then let it go... she probly wont find it funny, but i think it is.... but make sure she gets right back in the kitchen..... which brings me to my next joke
WOMANS RIGHTS!!!!
Ruest420 1 year ago
@HotTimeKidd WheezyWaiter is only 30 >:(
TehPokeRizzle987 1 year ago
Hilarious....
payini 1 year ago
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Anouqie 1 year ago
best interview ever? i think so
breastfedTV 1 year ago
hahaha poor weezy, he probly thinks the other guy is retarded.
pablomon3 1 year ago
I heart Wheezywaiter.
pipernoswiping 1 year ago
Wow. You can fake laugh pretty good.
ataunnasr 1 year ago
hahaaaaaa
nachkebiaa 1 year ago
How did Wheezy not laugh during this!
TheGalFromKalamazoo 1 year ago
wheezy is everywhereeee!
0Button 1 year ago
The slight Bill Cosby accent is what makes you funny. This , I'm sure, you already know.
thisisrobertb 1 year ago
You need to seriously teach us how to laugh like that; SO funny!
tr4d3m4rk44 1 year ago
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MattDarez 1 year ago
LOL One of your finest moments Dave!!
MattDarez 1 year ago
PAUSE AT 0:34 AND LOL!
MegaGreva 1 year ago
Massage eachother with your beards.
AlexandermAndreas 1 year ago
Oh that's charming. hahah
DakotaSmithification 1 year ago
Why did i laugh so much watching this XD
meamjustme 1 year ago 16
They're brothers..
TyTheRegularMan 1 year ago
you both look like brothers lol
rbmb100 1 year ago
Dave, stop turing into the orabrushtongue when the wheez is around!! jesus twas like watching an orabrush commercial..
kumathebulldog 1 year ago
3:52 Damn! I really hit that chair too hard.
LJZeRRo 1 year ago
Looks like someone is heavily influenced by Dr. Steve Brule!
Laceyacb 1 year ago
you guys look a lot a like
lwownzu 1 year ago
Keep up the good work. The videos really Help! Not being sarcasstic they are really good!
PerregoProduction 1 year ago
This is Part 1 of like....50, right? :)
ImMissEmily 1 year ago
Oops i spelled wheezy wrong, fail =(
guardianangel1777 1 year ago
0:21 Whizzywaiter's thoughts: what the heck is that thing OMG!!!
guardianangel1777 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you're not funny... wheezy waiter is of course. but you are not funny!
vavamisha 1 year ago
In all the times I watched Ackerman, this is the first time I saw him laugh
mrbinsworth 1 year ago
I think the first step to be funny is: BE CRAIG BENZINE OR DAVE ACKERMAN!
jack0lino 1 year ago 3
There is a USSR symbol in the bottom right hand corner.
Paladopolis 1 year ago
Too bad those cards are blank...
MidnightOrganFight 1 year ago
seriously awesome, love this new guy. subbed!
fyfaenlol 1 year ago
Seagull laugh
TangerineLightning 1 year ago
Are you drunk ?
GyrlBlaque 1 year ago
I love Wheezy Waiter but the other guy is not funny at all.
ytilive 1 year ago
@TeenyTiny945 thats a joke right?
scratchmybackerman 1 year ago 91
@scratchmybackerman rule number two. never wear pants
vicente321 1 year ago
What happened to your microphone?
santigaming 1 year ago
HOLY shit!
Only one take?
Damn..
mtillberg 1 year ago
Imagine someone who knows nothing about Wheezy and Dave watching this.
mtillberg 1 year ago 6
@mtillberg Probly the 20 people that hit the thumbs down
lostzafi 1 year ago
is this a joke??? this is straight out of how to liz????
wesbic 1 year ago
is it just me or does this remind you of Chris Farley
yideoyames 1 year ago
Awsome! Sovjet hat in the bottom left! Love it!
Spitfire0818 1 year ago
@Spitfire0818 *bottom right....good luck driving pal!
bigbang1612 1 year ago
@bigbang1612 ..? What?
Spitfire0818 1 year ago
Is interwiving people really that much fun?
FreeFireFull 1 year ago
Normally I don't find animal abuse, homicide, or facial hair funny, but when it comes from wheezywaiter, well then, BRING ON THE COFFEE AND NEWS COMMENTARY!!! YEAH!!
shoepolishwonderful 1 year ago
You should give wheezywaiter a tip!
(Get it, cause he's a waiter)
I'M STUPID! :)
martnik 1 year ago 8
3:28 lol...
koroespinacas 1 year ago
Do a video how to fake a laugh perfect like that...
Or was that a real one?
Really... I Like it..
srmarquinho 1 year ago 112
@srmarquinho - Sometimes when I'm fake laughing it turns into real laughing.
Dan00bindahouse 1 year ago
@parismio
Type "Prize" before youtube and hit enter
runtheroad3 1 year ago
Awkward humor only goes so far.
Reillyriley91 1 year ago 6
whaaat? lol.
theusax2 1 year ago
Craig your so hot!
warpaws86 1 year ago
@warpaws86 You're*
SearingShadow 1 year ago
This is ... incredible.
NattyFTW 1 year ago
Awesome video, i cant wait for the next one. =]
theirpointy27 1 year ago
OH MY GOODNESS. HOW in the WORLD can WEEZY not even crack a smile at that?! He's good. VERY good.
TheHaasa 1 year ago 2
You guys are f*cking classic! I really enjoy all the sh*t you guys put out!
TheAnonymousWitness 1 year ago
how do i be funny in a life or death situation? you know to like... to be able to be funny.. ive been told i need help in that department ..... the funny department
chimi34 1 year ago
Wheezy's and Ackerman are funny, keep it up!
CraigGoins 1 year ago
You are bathe very funny, you make me laugh.
Whoobleedooful 1 year ago 2
when i saw you on wheezy waiter i almost poo'd .....that wouldnt have been good. dont ever scare me like that without warning again!
VlogityMe 1 year ago
best 6 minutes i've ever invested.
CodyCalderon 1 year ago
i want to fake laugh like you
harmlesslycapable 1 year ago
dude i cant fake laugh like u..
Fighterftwful 1 year ago
I want to read the GERMS book. ;-)
AnnF10 1 year ago 2
YOU ARE YOUR OWN GYM
AnimalWonder 1 year ago
@parismio
What happens if you do?
runtheroad3 1 year ago
Funny stuff...little too similar to Dr. Steve Brule though.
id3nt1tyCr1siS 1 year ago
fuck it!!! lost me at 1:25!!! i´m outta here
xjonyxsimix2 1 year ago 2
Funnier then Wheezy's own videos.
Don't tell him I said that.
thefuryabstract 1 year ago
@thefuryabstract Im telling
Pentagram133 1 year ago
Hello!!
johnnyonfire7 1 year ago
Ackerman, you are a unique interviewer, I want to see more!
UnstableCore 1 year ago
Dear Mr Ackerman,
I don't want to insult you in any way as I have seen that you can be quiet funny, however you need to work on your "scripted" style. Beside Wheezy you look amateurish! Then again I would never have commented or probably actually set up a youtube account if it wasn't for Wheezy so if he likes you I'll keep watching, except those orabrush things.......... (Don't tell anyone, but I do watch them too......)
And Wheezy says his "life is boring" Ha!
Yours IfY Ish,
Dags2020
dags2020 1 year ago
I like how your mic is now an old camera!
AstronautDown 1 year ago
The message i get from Greggs' expression at the top was " Whhhatt the fuck am I doing HHHeeeeerrre"????
twelge15 1 year ago
wheezy waiter is the man.
mtcsouthpark 1 year ago
I learned that I AM MY OWN GYM
DaDewd 1 year ago 158
@DaDewd darn... I was about to comment that!
iwatchandisee 1 year ago
5:48 is the best part
Dreamcatcher321 1 year ago 3
I liked the part where it was awkward
ALionOnFire 1 year ago 4
hahaha i love when he gently touches wheezy's beard.
unfocusedfears 1 year ago
HOW MANY FUCKING CARDS DOES HE HAVE?
ShadyMonkeyH 1 year ago 4
@ShadyMonkeyH I believe it's homage to Inside the Actor's Studio.
SprGrlRVG 1 year ago
So Craig vs Dave - who is funnier?
I must say, tickling your own superimposed leg is pretty funny stuff, but numbering your videos incorrectly - classic funny!!!
I don't know man, both of these guys are funny!
StefanHoking 1 year ago
Sorry Wheezy this was like Between Two Ferns but the retarded version.
kip151 1 year ago
You don't get enough views man, I love these videos.
Turbo187KillerB 1 year ago
this was the FUNNIEST SH*T I´ve EVER seen!!!
Damn I laughed my ass off dave xDD
and wheezy is just the best :D
DonDoLore 1 year ago
lol at wheezy's blank expression at the beginning
carloshernandez78 1 year ago
corny knock knock jokes are pretty funny
Swissmissoh10 1 year ago
Dave should mimic Craig in the next episode.
And guys: It needs MORE awkward staring. Not just at the camera, but each other too.
rethinkOURreality 1 year ago
Can't wait for part 2 :D
olavgalte 1 year ago
Jeez Craig, fix your collar! So scruffy. Look at Dave, all suited up.
*scoff*
electr0lady 1 year ago
the look on craigs face lmao
Filiolus 1 year ago
We're brothers! We're brothers man!
olavgalte 1 year ago
omg this guy is really good:D I was laughing all the time when he was laughing:D
SpymarkStudio 1 year ago
This is your most awesome video yet ..keep doing interviews! =D
ImMrEaston 1 year ago
HA Ha can´t help laughing at a bald man´s silent laugh!
PS: Dave is kinda hairy next to Craig..
Rolaloka24 1 year ago 2
Whats wrong with the car?
Poucap 1 year ago
You're laugh made me laugh. D:
Go Craig! You guys were awesome together. 8D A lot of awkward scenes here though. o.o
DeadToMe15 1 year ago
hahaha hes wheezing when he laughs :P
metalkillsbunnys 1 year ago
*squints* It's almost like an interview between stunt doubles of Jimmy Fallon and Judd Apatow...
Ralvacast 1 year ago
You guys are great together! Good comedic timing. :)
loveliketvshows 1 year ago
This made me laugh and I dont really know why....
Banasre 1 year ago
i'm drooling watching you laugh but i don't know why
bumblebeesrulebzzz12 1 year ago
I happen to find that what Dave finds funny is mostly just quite awkward.
Am I missing something?
TweedleDeedleDum 1 year ago 2
This made me want to laugh.. :P
MusicalMiracle 1 year ago
you have a very good fake laugh :)
aShLeY16171819 1 year ago
you deserve as much subscribers as Mr. Waiter
turdfurgeson3 1 year ago
You could switch beards and make a movie about it. Beard-off.
critterspun 1 year ago
"Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter"
Martir04 1 year ago
Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter
superawesomesuperkid 1 year ago
Stay origional is the only insight I can give, as to how to stay/be funny. Unpredictability is very comical.
wouterdmt 1 year ago
it's my show
WhiteyRose 1 year ago
That was awesome, well done. Thank you for entertaining me!
wouterdmt 1 year ago
it'smy show
WhiteyRose 1 year ago
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wouterdmt 1 year ago
hilarious stare 0:20
Everyvideo123 1 year ago
Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter
zarcnest 1 year ago
Really reminds me of Dr. Steve Brule.
ddegithink 1 year ago