because his eye sight was impeccable and his voice was so incredibly loud. If any unwanted animal entered the sheep pasture, he would screech their name, and send them running for the forest surrounding the pasture. None ever made it back though, he was too sharp and loud. Every animal was slaughtered if Gabriel spotted it.
I wasn't sure if I could outrun him, but I was never going to test that out. Some silly sheep and a hunting license was not worth being slaughtered. After another day of fr
Each wolf was assigned a specific village for hunting. The villages had very little protection for their livestock. My village livestock were sheep, very simple animals to kill and take. Their watchman was well, a boy, whose name was Gabriel. He was like me in some ways; scrawny, with gangly arms and legs with so little meat on them, even I wouldnt eat them. One of the first rules in hunting is to study your prey, so I did. At first I believed I would never get a single sheep from
2:21 at this moment the face that Emma does it's just HILARIOUS ! I laughed so loud watching this in dvd's in my house ! and also pay attention in Alan looking at her LOL .
*grins* When my brother was quite small, the Sunday School teacher asked all the children to pray out loud for something. Being a small boy, he prayed that his "poo and pee wouldn't smell bad anymore" and had a good giggle.
The scandalized teacher relayed this story to my father after class. My dad smiled benignly and glanced over her shoulder, and asked, innocently, "And whose little boy is that, running with an open scissors in his hand?"
LOVED this movie...a real assortment of good actors. Love the scene with Rowen Atkinson playing the store clerk. The young man coming to America meeting up with the good looking girls. Hugh Grant dating his assistant.
Emma Thompson put in the performance of a lifetime in this movie. She was absolutely outstanding and in my opinion she is the unsung hero in this great movie
Classic scene, and if only all parents could be as understanding and sage as Emma Thompson's character: a parent who recognizes the creative zeal of her child, and courageously rejects the conservative repressiveness of a school system preoccupied with "fitting in".
Alas, many parents don't live in love with their children, they live in fear of criticism, and in turn they make the children suffer.
alan rickman and emma thmpson make a very cute couple
gabriella2370 4 weeks ago
Why on earth did they leave this out!
birstykarrott 1 month ago
@birstykarrott exactly
gabriella2370 3 days ago
because his eye sight was impeccable and his voice was so incredibly loud. If any unwanted animal entered the sheep pasture, he would screech their name, and send them running for the forest surrounding the pasture. None ever made it back though, he was too sharp and loud. Every animal was slaughtered if Gabriel spotted it.
I wasn't sure if I could outrun him, but I was never going to test that out. Some silly sheep and a hunting license was not worth being slaughtered. After another day of fr
SuperClutchGamer 1 month ago
Wolf story
Each wolf was assigned a specific village for hunting. The villages had very little protection for their livestock. My village livestock were sheep, very simple animals to kill and take. Their watchman was well, a boy, whose name was Gabriel. He was like me in some ways; scrawny, with gangly arms and legs with so little meat on them, even I wouldnt eat them. One of the first rules in hunting is to study your prey, so I did. At first I believed I would never get a single sheep from
SuperClutchGamer 1 month ago
1:51 "Very rude. I've invested a lot of time and emotion on that bottom..." Bloody hell i love Alan Rickman :)
AsimiK3tc 1 month ago 3
'Don't be rude I've invested a lot of time and emotion into that bottom' I feel the same way Rickman
xxXxSiLeNcExXxx 1 month ago 2
I don't know why... but for some sick reason I see Trelawny and Snape having this conversation :P
Fawkes22 2 months ago
Bahaha the Christmas Vagina part makes me laugh so hard. And at 2:20 that part is halarious when you look at Alan's face.
Abbiekat629 3 months ago
"Christmas vagina" may just be the greatest phrase I've ever heard.
Suzzzzzzzzzzzzz 4 months ago 4
OMG I'm glad they left out the vagina pictures! It's tradition in my house to watch this film with my family the day before christmas...
TheVildee 5 months ago 2
"Not being rude, but I've invested a lot of time and emotion in that bottom."
God, i love him.
LaaurenJaay 5 months ago 4
"I've invested a lot of time and emotion in that bottom"
Oh wow!:)
SophiaNC24 5 months ago 2
2:21 at this moment the face that Emma does it's just HILARIOUS ! I laughed so loud watching this in dvd's in my house ! and also pay attention in Alan looking at her LOL .
letsil2008 5 months ago
2:00 akward!
AthinaLohmann 6 months ago
I swear to god that vagina part cracks me up every time.
rinji1321 6 months ago
am i the only one, who thinks richard curtis looks a lot like that kid from JERRY MAGUIRE?
dolokpurba 6 months ago
This is random, but Bernard reminds me of Colin from the Secret Garden~~
youcuckoo 7 months ago
this is the kind of mum i want to be when i have my own kids :)
ccgal15888 7 months ago
Kid's Christmas wish..?? :-))) what a kind and sweet mother she is...EMMA!!!
sevcameron 9 months ago
Everything he says turns me on...... :)
HBonhamCarterFan24 9 months ago
is three such thing as a gaping flame vagina? you know... the one that shoots fireballs?
XDD LAWL!
acrobatsutr 11 months ago
they should have kept the fart scenes in
zynjan 1 year ago
I gotta say. I LOVE the kid's idea.
cschnei08 1 year ago
what was that teacher in, the man? It has been driving me crazy!
NiceGirl024 1 year ago
@NiceGirl024 charlie and the chocolate factory - mike teavee's dad
sinhaboy 9 months ago
why was that a bad christmas wish?! that would be hilarious! see president obama's huge bubbly fart! or sarah palin!
lunariddle 1 year ago
hahaha, FUNNY Actually!!! :DDD
majakowac 1 year ago
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vegi3tarian 1 year ago
Bernard is hysterical.
shbup 1 year ago
I just realized that Bernard is wearing a Eminem t-shirt.
bumble1995 1 year ago
Bernard's a dickhead too...
TheMartini1234 1 year ago
*grins* When my brother was quite small, the Sunday School teacher asked all the children to pray out loud for something. Being a small boy, he prayed that his "poo and pee wouldn't smell bad anymore" and had a good giggle.
The scandalized teacher relayed this story to my father after class. My dad smiled benignly and glanced over her shoulder, and asked, innocently, "And whose little boy is that, running with an open scissors in his hand?"
It was, of course, her kid. Never fussed again.
arijanian 1 year ago 2
I'm so glad i got to see this! :L
BobigailE 1 year ago
LOVED this movie...a real assortment of good actors. Love the scene with Rowen Atkinson playing the store clerk. The young man coming to America meeting up with the good looking girls. Hugh Grant dating his assistant.
TheJwood45154 1 year ago
LOVED this, they should have kept it in the movie.
koekiemonster101 1 year ago
OH MY GOD THE FART THING WAS SO FUNNY
yuffs 1 year ago
@yuffs Indeed it was, but was hoping for more lol..
HilaryMG 1 year ago
Clearly, most part of this was taken out of the movie for fear of "offending" those ridiculously religious American (general) audiences...
bersa888 1 year ago
Thanks for posting this cutyariana, made me laugh out loud
trousercough 1 year ago
I think I may be right in saying that there's a Bernard in every Richard Curtis film!
jcrawley1 2 years ago
"I've invested a lot of time and emotion in that bottom."
"Why can't we just give him away? We've already got one brainless child..."
He's hilarious! The scriptwriter is amazing, and so is he for executing it well. xD
gondegoogoo 2 years ago 9
Alguien podría traducirlo in spanish? my English is very poor, but i love Emma, she is the best!!!
I love this film!!
Arshabyn7 2 years ago
"Listen, you're my son and I obviously have to love you." God I LOVE her!! She's my hero!
KissMeKillMe46 2 years ago 8
This mom rox!
I wanna be this mom one day..except actually say it those prick's faces!
Corazonmiluna 2 years ago 3
This is so sweet and touching, go Emma! I LOVE This scene, they so shoulda kept it in
vvelvettearss 2 years ago 11
my, what challenging children XD
LunaSomnium 2 years ago 4
Emma Thompson put in the performance of a lifetime in this movie. She was absolutely outstanding and in my opinion she is the unsung hero in this great movie
sergeantfan 2 years ago 11
0:45 -That single moment has always been one of my favorite moments in Love Actually. haha.
"I've invested a lot of time and emotion in that bottom" Bahaha.
Emma & Alan are great :)
theblackparade133 2 years ago 116
@theblackparade133 I LOVE it!!! He can say anything and it sounds so sexy!
Stinkyfart 11 months ago
LOL
"christmas vagina"
deedee473 2 years ago 8
wow trelawney and snape in a movie!? hahaha
emma thompson and alan rickman are both brilliant :)
sixhuitneuftrois 2 years ago 6
"I guess we should just give him away." Oh Alan Rickman, always the charmer. ;)
teasymphony 2 years ago 92
Oh ye, he is! And the "I invested lot of time and emotions in this bottom" *loooool*
Which women doesnt want, that Alan pays attention for her bottom?! *LOL*
Serena2412 2 years ago 5
Classic scene, and if only all parents could be as understanding and sage as Emma Thompson's character: a parent who recognizes the creative zeal of her child, and courageously rejects the conservative repressiveness of a school system preoccupied with "fitting in".
Alas, many parents don't live in love with their children, they live in fear of criticism, and in turn they make the children suffer.
asfsdfgasdgfsdgt 2 years ago 21
Yes, this scene is the best!
Serena2412 2 years ago
this is such an awesome scene and emmas wit just fits it
p8alan 2 years ago 4
i cant believe they cut these scenes out! (they cut out anne reid!!!!! how dare they!)
peterbix123 2 years ago
You're so right! She's such a great actress! She's Madame Maxime in the Harry Potter Movies.
Serena2412 2 years ago
Frances de la Tour plays madame maxime not anne reid
cutyariana 2 years ago
Ah.. yes.. I always mistake them.. sorry...
Serena2412 2 years ago
Emma Thompson is Proffesor trelawney
Peanuts7474 1 year ago
@cutyariana
I think I meant that. *lol* I mixed it up. Sorry.
Serena2412 1 year ago
@Serena2412 she's playing prof trelawney on harry potter...
TheAliveandKickin 1 year ago
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@TheAliveandKickin
I think I meant that. *lol* I mixed it up. Sorry.
Serena2412 1 year ago
@Serena2412 She plays Professor Trelawney :)
YessTooJess 1 year ago
@YessTooJess she was talking about the actress who plays the headmaster , she got it confused with the one who plays madame maxime
cutyariana 1 year ago
That isn't a bad idea.....seeing people's farts. That way you could actually point out who is an old fart! How exciting!
outinsider 2 years ago 6