@ukgreaterlondon yea, they are pretty "special" when you pay them 30 quid or so I hear....again, they're not ladies though... we'll see how special they are when they repeat the 7-7...........and "pagan"? seriously mate...
Everyone has a right and responsibility to choose what they believe in..The God I serve stresses that in his teachings ...but also nature itself dictates that ..If someone wants to question God that is their right ..and fron e follower of Christ to another I can prove that scripturally. Try being a friend and not just a missionary. remember according to our teachings God is love . Peace to all believers non believers cynnics mockers whatever . Agapao!!!!
Faith MY faith in particular is a way of looking at God andbecause of that we have a different world view. We just see things differently.Faith is not a pie in the sky close my eye to reality way of life. but rather a way to find new meaning to life and a differnt way to view that reality...I don't see that as ignorance or foolishness. If it were not for my faith I might be robbing somebody right now or about to sell crack to whoeva...I think it is a little deeper than smoke and guesswork.
I have faith that 2 +2 will always = 4. Based on experience, and evidence. Is this ignorance? I guess that was a little petty. But in all honesty i respect your point of view and the respectful way in which you explain it. I never contested,However, that there is only one way to view the world..even the Bible teaches that. It just says there is only one way to the ONe True God.. But there are soooomany ways to view the world . not every christian believes or practices the same way .
I asked Jesus if he existed, he replied "Proof denies faith so I cannot answer that question on the grounds that it may invalidate me!" then I said "But Osiris, Zeus, Odin, Buddha, Krishna and the flying spaghetti monster said the same thing. Why should I believe in you?" He swore at me, climbed back into his spaceship and flew away. The last thing he said was "F*****g smart arse atheists, they're no fun at all!"
@zaibian7 Proofdoes not deny faith...But Faith can stan independant of proof. Faith is an eternal attribute. If you believe once you can always believe again no matter how many times you fall..but that once is still enough to last in the Yes of God because of His Grace. This principle is true in all things faith iin science faith in chi faith in logic what ever you believ . The Bible says what ever a man thinketh so is He.but what God is asking you to day is whatare you really. Honestly? Matt 16
@soulestial There is no faith or belief in science, only knowledge, experience and theory based on empirical thinking. In science if you are wrong you change what you are thinking, and there are no absolutes. Atheism is a logical extension of the way we think about science and the real world, but it is limited in many ways. Religion is even more limited in its view of reality and is being rapidly left behind, what is the value of faith if it is built on a false belief, religion is only hearsay.
@zaibian7 yes you are right....but what I am saying is that you still believe in science...if you did not you would not bother with the process. right? I am not saying that there is faith in science ..but that science has a foundation of faith as everything else...you have to believe in something . even if it is cold hard facts of evidence. You have to believe in something . All God asks is to choose what. that's all. Do you think that it is Possible to believe in God and still be a scientist?
My point is that u always believe..someone who says I don't believe in anything whatever that thing is..the fact that you don't believe is a decision based on what ? facts or lack therof right? but YOUR facts do not constitute MY facts nor MIne do Yours..when u break it all the way down it's still a modality of faith.u don't believe and that is what u..believe. based on deduction ...but u believe your deduction and have faith in ur logic not to 2nd guess it ur reasoning skills It's all faith.
@soulestial Faith supported by evidence is theory, belief supported by facts is knowledge. So your just arguing semantics. Faith can only exist in ignorance, ignorance is the absence of knowledge as darkness is the absence of light. We are all ignorant of most things, and I believe a lot of things. Religion/faith is a way of looking at the world, I just don't think it is the best or the only way. It is easier to find your way with both eyes open. Faith/ religion is just smoke and wild guesses.
we are both phycotic agnostic and abrahamic people alike ; )
please return to your pre historic white racial religions?
as a westerner i come into your churches to prove to christ that i have witnessed him but in church the priest said "christians are stronger than westerners" and i took that as a rascist comment aimed at the pre vatican era native WHITE RACIAL RELIGIONS.
you are the first sensible abraham lover i have met since i was old enough to learn from my mother not from christ ; )
jesus christ replied to me as i was a junior child that is why i am an ecologist and a feminist=named dharmic wicca.
before you throw your rascist abrahamic hatred at my western way of life do you know sexy ladies love me because i slave for them?
do you know animals and insects and plants talk to me telepathically because they know i love them more than i love watching my favourite animal documentaries?
ous114 i have reported your palestinian rascism aimed at native white racial religions and i will not respond to your hate aimed at the celts, phoenicians, germans, danish and normandians, YOU ARE ONE OF THE RASCIST PALESTINIAN ABRAHAMIC SUPPORTES WHO NEED TO LIVE IN PALESTINE AND FIGHT THE JEWISH ABRAHAMS AND THE ISLAMIC ABRAHAMS ; )
JUST DON'T BRING YOUR ABRAHAMIC RACE WARS INTO MY EQUAL AND FREE WESTERN LIFE, PLEASE !
still waiting for jesus to prove his existance by putting a brand new fully charged ready to go with all the accesories video camera on my doorstep. tick tock dude its a limited time offer, and you skipped the reappeance thing in 2000 so I'm a little doubtful your gonna show. doorstep is there, you know where it is ..of course.......just sittin' here waitin' on ya.
@wcresponder You're expecting God to show up on your doorstop and take YOU out to a dinner AND a movie? Who are you? When's the last time you had a person do that, let alone God? You lack imagination. Go buy your own video camera, you cheap date. Try requiring a human to bring you a video camera for free if you're too cheap or lazy to go get one. Otherwise, shut up about the silly demands you place on God. You're out of you're league. Best get a date befitting your low standards.
@jhall38 people that are believers want winning lottery tickets, cures for disease they inflicted on themselves, harm they created to others absolved. just doesn't happen. I actually had a person buy me a nice computer not some imaginary "god". Jhall38 I won't shut up(free speech and all) and I stop the demand stuff when people stop believing in religion only fair. oh yeah you still haven't proved there is a god so till you do have a nice day. I'm gonna wait on that camera.
@garysim1612 You are a liar at heart and relish an evil embrace of contradiction. How could you ever understand anything of value? You haven't asked anyone, let alone Jesus, anything honestly. All you have here is masturbatory humor, a self-referential, loathing attack on being itself, a product of your hatred of the Bible. This is ultimately nihilistic. It is doubtful whether you have or want even a modicum of knowledge about the historical Jesus or his context. This is what is clear.
WOW U R GENIUS MAN, UR EXPERIMENT ABOUT JESUS MADE ME ATHEIST :D
The wisdom of this world is nonsense in God's sight. That's why Scripture says, "God catches the wise in their cleverness." 1Co 3:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent. 1Co 1:19
@esara6 But it IS impossible to prove non-existence. :-/ Thus, atheism can NEVER validate itself. I don't understand the comment, I guess. I invite you, thus, to take a look at my channel. I've started collecting proof toward the existence of God; however, all I've been able to capture is evidence of evil. I'd appreciate your comments, actually, on things. I really would.
When my faith was breaking and for nearly a decade afterwards I asked and sometimes begged, again and again.
The only voice that ever answered me was the chorus of the crickets and the sound of my own thoughts.
If there's a god, he has intentionally made himself invisible to me, and I can hardly be faulted for not believing. If god would intentionally hide himself and deceive people, he sounds kind of like a dick anyway. =\
If on the other hand, there is no god, then this is what it's like.
@pkemrin You don't get off that easily. The question about God is more profound and the question about your concupiscence is not that easily settled. Your relation to the universe and its Maker (for surely it didn't make itself, despite question beggars) may not be so readily disentangled. If you are unaware of something, perhaps the fault is in you and not in the thing you seem to be missing. It turns out that it isn't all about you - or me for that matter.
@jhall38 I do actually get off exactly that easily. The question about god is not profound, it's simple.
My relationship to the universe is that I live in it. I have no relation to it's maker since it hasn't any. Tell me, if there were a god, who made him? Going to tell me he made himself? No, you're going to tell me he's always been. Well the universe too has always been. It needs no maker, it's just a mess of largely inert stuff that's always existed instead of a sentient being that has.
@pkemrin When you pursue God with your whole heart, you will find Him. You will discover then that it is He Who is pursuing you. You think too highly of yourself. Have you exhausted yourself running after God? I doubt it. More likely you have been pursuing the things that look good to your flesh, that satisfy your desire to be loved and accepted by people (desiring to please man rather than God) and that fill you with pride in the life you think is yours. Why sell your soul w/o a fight?
@jhall38 So you want people to pray to your God, but when they do, and predictably when there is no reply from God in any form, this is not because God doesn't exist but because that person is unworthy?
@Averagegamer100 It is interesting that you brought up the possibility of your unworthiness. That is a refreshing idea coming from among you atheist types. You tend to think you're God's gift to, well, God! You act like you're his prophets coming with his final revelation, all the while claiming He doesn't want to speak with you. Wah!
@Averagegamer100 It is not begging the question. It is recognizing the difference between God and man. God is unimaginably higher, even if you consider God as only an idea. If a tree falls in the forest but there is no one there to hear it, is there a sound? Perhaps God is like the tree and we are oft times simply not THERE to hear His call. "Here I am, Lord". That's a good thing to say. There are ways to converse with God. Prayer. Fasting. Meditation. Scripture reading. Worship.
@pkemrin You are brief and unclear. I do realize that I am mistaken about MANY things and am sure you are as well. I don't care to speculate about your mistakes since you haven't said anything revealing, clever or silly, except that you enjoy saying next to nothing. To which thing are you referring? Perhaps your brevity is your mask.
@jhall38 Those things said, you are mistaken. You are mistaken that your god idea is profound. That the universe needs a maker. That I'm not worthy of judging the idea of your god. That I think more highly of myself then I deserve. That seeking god will always allow you to think he's real. That thinking god is real is the same as having objective evidence for it.
You are mistaken, and you should reevaluate how you operate your mind and your arguments.
@jhall38 You are wrong about that. If you're willing to feed yourself and swallow a lie you can claim you've found him, and if you can foster a delusion (which many people can) then you can think you've found him.
I think as highly of myself as I deserve, and my rational in the initial posting above was solid. Your attempts to essentially ask "Who am I to question god" is really silly at it's core. I am a man, and the power to judge ideas lies within me like it does most. Your god doesn't exist
@pkemrin I di not want to ignore your comment .firstly whatever you went through I know it hurt you deeply.Sometimes we ask for the wrong things .The bible puts it we ask but weask amiss for the things we lust after. If my daughter asks for icecream just before dinner I'll say no. If she asks for a cookie and she already has one i'l say no. If she is cleaning her room and she wants to watch t. v. I'll say finish your room first. in her mind she is asking good 4herself, but i know better 4her.
@soulestial It did hurt for a while, but in the end I'm better for it. More honest. There's no god, and that knowledge is power. The knowledge that the universe is not governed by will or by mysticism or magic. The knowledge that the universe is a great mess governed by absolute laws that can be learned.
What the bible says is ultimately irrelevant, but within the context of religion the bible says that those who seek god will find him. I sought desperately for a time. He was not there.
@pkemrin I'm sorry to hear tha tbro. I can only speak for myself then and say that for me the Bible is not irrelevant but brings Light to life inddeed for me it is life...nonetheless I am glad and happy that you have found peace .and since you didn't find God But I did maybe hopefull you can see a glimpse of Him in me. Bro. if u want an extra friend i'm here . but if not that;s cool 2. And I ain't sayin that 2 snake u with religion lol.
@soulestial Lol, god isn't visible in people because people really exist and god doesn't. The bible isn't life or light for you, you only think it is because you're suffering from delusions.
@pkemrin you can't decide what anything means to or for me. You can't tell me whether God exists for me or not. You can decide 4 urself but not 4 me. You don't know any of my bacground or life story yet you are so quick to believe I'm delusional simply because I believe something you don't. That's sad...sounds a;ot ;ike biterness.
@soulestial I can't decide if god mean's anything to you, but I can tell you that he doesn't exist for you. God either exists or he doesn't. It's not as though he exists for some people, but doesn't exist for others. He either does or does not exist, and all REAL evidence everywhere points to not.
I don't know what your background is, but you hold a delusion, so I'm quick to believe you're delusional. I don't need to be bitter to tell someone with schizophrenia that their delusions aren't real.
@pkemrin Well then I will have to resign you to your beliefs in everything you cannot explain as coincidence or accident. I will remain with my faith and at the end we will see who was delusional. anyway , peace 2 ya if u wanna continue a conversation then cool.if not cool.
@soulestial I don't believe that everything I can't explain is a coincidence or an accident. There are many mysteries in this universe.
However, I do believe that things for which there is no real evidence and which are also extremely unlikely, are probably not true. Take your god for example. Extremely unlikely, and we have utterly no real evidence at all. Therefore, he's not real. People who believe in him anyway are delusional, not enlightened.
@pkemrin trust me I am far from enlightened.But I do believe and I am exploring that faith by walking the Journey as best I can according to the hope within and the Scriptures I believe God's Word.i don't mind being called delusional.I join the ranks of many great men and women who were deemeddelusional for their various beliefs.As for my God He has nothing more to prove to me.He has done enough to convince me of His existence.That is just my experience bro All the evidence i need is in my life
@soulestial Then your standard for evidence is pretty low... by the same reasoning if your personal experience is all the evidence that is required in order to claim that a god exists, well, there are lots of similar claims regarding diferent interpretations for your god and for other gods... should we claim that all the gods that people "experience" exist (how can we tell the diference)? the answer should be: yes, if personal experience and faith is the only thing you need, right?
@DocStrange0123 you can claim whatever you wish. I have never told anyone not to believe in Buddha or whatever . I don't believe them to be God and if you ask me that's what I'll say. I am a witness of Jesus christ in my life. I don't go around trying to prove blackholes exist but if I myself have come across evidence for myself then I would be a liar to agree with everyone who says they don't exist. I 'm just telling you that I know the God of the Bible is real and my evidence suffices my faith
@soulestial "I have never told anyone not to believe in... " so do I, I just raise questions etcetera. "I am a witness of Jesus christ in my life" elaborate. Black Holes have evidence, the miracles of of Jesus etecetra don't copies of copies of translations of copies of a not backed up for external sources of an unreliable 2nd 3rd source information 2000 yeard old book. "I 'm just telling you that I know the God of the Bible is real" how do you know? Then your standard for evidence is pretty low
@DocStrange0123 well, I have experienced God He is not something you explain but someone you get to Know . Faith is the Key ..you have to believe either you do or you don't friend. I have had prayers answered as I spoke them , I have felt His presence, I have survived accidents through phenomenon I can not explain. but most of all He responds to me I feel His voice in me talking to me and also I can tell when He remains silent.It's not so much in ur head as much as to ur whole self.
@soulestial "I have experienced God He is not something you explain but someone you get to Know"... what is the diference between your claim and "I have experienced Cthulhu, He is not something you explain but someone you get to Know"? Faith=believe something without evidence. If Faith is the key you can have Faith in lots of things, Fairies, Leprechauns, Karma, Reincarnation, magic purpple ninjas, Thor... that doesn't make tthem real. I has a NDE and I can't explain some stuff, so what?
@DocStrange0123 Faith dosen't necessarily mean there is no evidence, just that evidence is not necessary in order to believe. For many people the very fact that hey believe at all is the evidence they need to satisfy their soul. so the bottom line is the differnce is you yourself. "whatever a man thinks so is he'If you don't believe in God you just don't that is the choice you have made thus far. I can only testify to the truth of my choice . I can only account to my life bro.
@soulestial lmao... Faith doesn't necessarily mean there is no evidence is just that is not required? are you kidding me? ok, in other words, whisful thinking and willfull self delusion, way to go, hoorray! XD ..please..¬¬
wrong, you can only testify to what you believe is true about your choice, diferent. That doesn't make it true Per Se or real.
@DocStrange0123 And just because you say it isn't true dosen't make Him false. I have evidence in my life for me to believe but my belief is not resting on what happens to me but rather on the Word of the Lord . I tell you my life experience and u say it never happened what else can I say ? That I know how tall He is? what His favorite Aroma is c'mon dude. You are trying to confine the supernatural and defin what you don't believe exists to prove to me He dosen't when I know He is by life exp.
@soulestial I don't say is not true I say that I don't believe it's true, diferent. The burden of proof is on you since you are making a positive assertion, not on me, a negative can't be disproven. Subjective personal experience is not evidence, something if unusual happens and you think is God doesn't discard other possibilities. I didn't say it didn't happen. as I said, Personal experience is not evidence, otherwise the 10.000 diferent gods in human history are real according to that.
@DocStrange0123 and I say I do believe but you call me in essence delusional without any other additional knowledge of my background,life experiences etc.I'll say this Ihave chosen my God and since my choice He has proven to me that He is real which is based on my personal experience.How can you disqualify that.You might say affirmative action is bad yet many of productive ppl are a success today becuz of it.You can only answer for yourself. Which is what I do .Testify the truth I believe in.
@soulestial I someone believe in something supernatural just by Faith and explicitly claims that faith is more important than evidence and it just makes that person feels good, as you did, what would you say about that person? example: "I claim that fairies live under my bed, they protect me, it makes me feel good, have faith budy" is that rational or delusional?. What is you personal experience then? Success becaus eof it doesn't equal "therefore God is real" I'm afraid
@DocStrange0123 idepends on if there are fairies under your bed.jkFaith is a matter of belief .. as you live in it you gain knowledge and experiences that sharpen and strengthen that faith. If you need evidence to believe i can't rob you of that I MUST respect that according to my faith. However, If I told you that I heard God you may still say I am halucinating or whatever. all I can say is even if you close your mind don't close your heart He may yet prove himself in a way that you can believe
@soulestial "If I told you that I heard God you may still say I am halucinating " yep, I would, how could you tell the diference between you truly hearing the voice of God and someone in a mental hospital claiming to hear the voice of Cthulhu? just 'cause a lot of people believe something doesn't make it real. People gets convinced that believe something without evidence (Faith) is a virtue; lame... My heart pumps blood. He may? I'm that special? wow.. Tell the boss I'm busy, he can call later
@DocStrange0123 You keep saying there is no evidence ...but you can't decide for me what constitutes evidence or not. If you and 4 others don't see the evidence but I do that dosen't make me crazy any more than it makes me more special . it just means I see something you don't. calm downdude ..I'm not gonna blow up an abortion clinic in the Name of Jesus or some authentically crazy crap like that.
@Flem1337 If you are going to be judged by the law, ignorance is no excuse. "Officer! I didn't know what that traffic sign meant! I can't read!" Go and find out what that means.
The atom to which people like "Soldier in God's Army" prays is located in a fistule on the inner lining of the anus of the Epicurean servant of the atom God, aka "Soldier in God's Army". The fistular location is sacred, allowing for transference of the divine Atom God, may he be praised in eternity, to other sacred regions about the "Soldier's" rectal regions and to whatsoever holy couplings he finds delightsome, in the name of the atom which makes itself, begging all questions, Amen.
@Averagegamer100 Essentially, yes, atheists pray to atoms. The contention that the universe has no Creator is the same as holding the position that the universe has always been, i.e., it had no beginning. Of course this is ABSURD on the face of it. It ascribes to NATURAL things qualities that are only belong to them in FANTASIES, e.g., infinite time and space. What is true, against atheistic foolishness is that time & space are QUANTIFIABLE & therefore LIMITED, not eternal & unlimited.
How do you know time and space are not eternal and unlimited?
"...same as holding the position that the universe has always been"
Maybe it has always been. If the universe needs a beginning, and you believe that beginning is God, then God would also need a beginning. The usual response is that God doesn't need a beginning just coz he doesn't. Not only is this a double standard but if you can say that God doesn't need a beginning, why not the universe?
@Averagegamer100 Material things can be measured. This is FUNDAMENTAL in science. W/o measurement, there is no science. Think numbers, man. An atom can be measured as to mass, volume, and NUMBER in the universe. It is LIMITED. ALWAYS. Any number of material things placed end to end or filling some SPACE will only be a sum of LIMITED things. You can NEVER have an INFINITY of anything material. Many measured things never become measureless. There is not an infinity of atoms. NUMBER?
@jhall38 Call me a copout if you want, I care not, but there is no way I'm reading through and replying to 6 comments, which will probably take me at least that many to respond with.
@Averagegamer100 You choose the easy way. That seems right for you. Men have ways which seem right, but the ends thereof are destruction. The truth is nothing common that may be gotten without a price, as if it were like the dust of the earth. No. It is rare, costly and hard to find. Once you find it, it will be an easy burden to bear. You are going to have to work for it though . Burying the head in the sand won't get you to the promised land. Your easy way won't get you there.
@Averagegamer100 The idea that time is itself is eternal is not science but FANTASY. It is patently ABSURD. Think of a series of events. Think of causality, one of the most basic relationships in science, the way we understand the universe. Think of an effect. Before it there is a cause which is the efffect of a prior cause. This sequence would go on and on but eventually requires a starting event to end the absurd regression. Events are never infinitely many since they can be counted.
@Averagegamer100 "You got to serve somebody", Averagegamer100. "It may be the devil, and it may be the Lord". Bob Dylan could teach you a thing or two. If you don't serve (believe in) the Creator, then you believe in NATURE. You could opt to serve some other supernatural things, like angels or demons, but that would be unwise. You could hold human beings up as the gods of their own fate. That would be arrogant, since you are one of them. The best thing for you is to serve the Lord.
@jhall38 "You got to serve somebody", Averagegamer100. "It may be the devil, and it may be the Lord". Bob Dylan could teach you a thing or two"
So you freely admit to being a serf and a plaything for a totalitarian dictatorship?
Sorry, I prefer to live my life for humanity. Doing what I can to make this world better for myself and others, than to waste it in servitude to any God.
The reality is that no one marching to the beat of this "Soldier in God's Army" has ever asked Jesus anything. They only posit the asking as a ridiculously annoying idea, from their perspective. What they actually do is pray to their Epicurean Atom God nightly. "Praise to thee oh atom of eternity! Praise be to the atom, world without end. Amen!" Following the praise hymn, they conclude with thanksgiving for the atom that hath made itself, in the name of the holy apostle, Epicurus.
There is something extremely annoying about this video. It is difficult to put a finger on the reasons it grates on one's nerves. I have a feeling that I would not want to pass this guy in a dark alley. There is something ANGRY here. This kind of presentation is not just pleasantly satirical. It is disturbed. It's a bit like watching PUNK rockers dancing and breaking things. Is there a rationale, a metered choreography with which one might get in rhythm? No, it seems a flailing about.
Of course there is. That is the point of the video. It's a parody.
"The reality is that no one marching to the beat of this "Soldier in God's Army" has ever asked Jesus anything."
How would you know who has or hasn't prayed? I prayed a few times. Not once was I answered. What about people who have become atheists after being religious for any amount of time? They never prayed?
@Averagegamer100 You missed my point. I reiterate: "This kind of presentation is not just pleasantly satirical. It is disturbed. It's a bit like watching PUNK rockers dancing and breaking things. Is there a rationale, a metered choreography with which one might get in rhythm? No, it seems a flailing about."
@Averagegamer100 You prayed a few times, eh? It would be arrogant to think that by a few conversations with another person, you would be qualified to assess that person's ability to interact with you, especially if they chose not to speak with you. How much more would it be arrogant to expect that you could know anything at all about God's desire or ability to speak with you just because you've had a few one-sided conversations! You need to take it down a few notches. Post modern humility?
@jhall38 How arrogant is it of you to think that everyone should worship and do everything your God says because it is the one true religion amongst thousands (Supposedly) yet when I ask your God to reveal himself, he chooses to remain invisible and intangible.
Clearly your God simply doesn't much care if his message is received by anyone, or he doesn't exist. Since, when given the chance to reveal himself to me, he chose not to.
@Averagegamer100 I don't reveal myself to you. This internet is a pitiful attempt. Yet similar conclusions ought not be drawn about me. I don't think you don't care simply because you don't reveal your inner most secrets to me. That observation would have nothing to do with things. Perhaps you truly don't care, but I could not discern this by the quality of this internet chat. You think too little about something far above your or my head. How facile your dismissal of God.
@Averagegamer100 "Clearly, when given the chance to reveal [herself] to me", the girl wouldn't take me to her bed and share her most important, private things. I took her out to dinner and a movie! So why didn't she have sex? Think about it, averagegamer100. You treat God worse than you would some whore you want to screw. I think to get God's attention, you're going to have to do better than a dinner and a movie.
I asked Jesus for a cookie, waited ten minutes and nothing happened. So I got my ass up and got myself one. And some milk. God helps those who help themselves.... Or do they just help themselves and attribute it to the boogeyman? Maybe I should pray to the spaghetti monster and take communion with some meatballs and marinara. Dammit! now I'm hungry!
most people like me couldnt care less about what religion you are or arent but i DONT go around mocking others of it. i do however find it especially funny when people state for a FACT jesus and god arent real they are fake. how in the hell would you know for a fact? use your own damn excuse about ur little spaggeti monster thing. he could be real but you say its fake. u cant use science to justify a religion. especially when u know nothing about ur science facts anyway
I asked the Lord Jesus Christ if He is real and He said "YES". He also told me that Adolf Hitler is now in heaven and we believers need to kill all Jews. It's hunting time motha-facka !!!! My favourite "cleanser" is gas chamber, what's yours?? machine gun?? bomb?? whatever it is, make sure it can wipe the Jews 卐卐卐
I am a willful nut who nuts and denies GOd. I am cowardly and lazy. I want to rest on my laurels and rest on the fantasy that tere is no God. Am I a fool?
I asked Jesus to give me a blow job last night when I was lying in my bed, yet he did not even show up. That's pretty strong evidence that he does not exist.
I asked Krishna he exists and he said "Well, I'm more of a anthropomorphic metaphor for certain human qualities and aspirations, which means I don't really exist." So then I asked him how he could answer if he didn't exist and he said "Good point, maybe I do exist then. It's so hard tell when you have dissolved your individuality and merged with cosmic consciousness." Bloody hippies.
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I was so excited after seeing this video, I had to go and inmediately try it out (without a camera tho, either god deems me unworthy of a camera or his divine plan doesnt include making one appear on my doorstep Im afraid).
However, I was severely disappointed.
When I asked the first time I got "Not at all" for an answer.
I decided to try once more, and apparently Buddha picked up the call.
nah i dont believe in gods or religion....in my eyes, its something to DEPEND on, i used to be christian, i prayed to got everyday for a month so that my uncle wouldnt die form cancer, and u know what happened? he died. So i dont believe in the whole "if u ask, u will get it" bullshit, u gotta EARN it
The man in the video is a wonderful representative for way some atheist fear christians. I mean, take a look at his face. I would crap my pants while scenes from the movie "Seven" run through my head.
Doesn't this guy know he's going to hell? After all, the majority of religions say that their one is the only one and those that don't believe in it are going to hell.... so... everyone is going to hell ?
@pulman7 ; not only can't you see God but you can't hear him, touch him, smell him or taste him ... such a being is only subjective and does not exist past your brain. God is imaginary. He does not exist. Dahhh ....
@nogogma Read the bible, and learn,God is in Jesus ,and God said 'Do not put me to the test',off the record ,who the fuck are you,you arrogant self centred bastard,you are the same as rest of us,just a grain of sand
@barneyboscoe oh so u believe in that stupid book calla bible. and we r not sand we r flesh. I know in ur mind u wish that we were made of sand, and play with unicorns, and elves. But tell u something, This is the real world, no god, no lepricons, no unicorns, no angels looking at u. otherwise get an appointment to the shrink.
@nikur 250 billion Christians around the world,so they ALL need to see a 'shrink' do they .By the way nob head,of course i believe in the Bible,it's right here on the shelf,i can see it with my own eyes,and what's more i believe in its contents,you low form of pond life
You assume that Jesus (if he were real) would have nothing better to do then appear on demand, so can't I assume the the same thing about Christopher Hitchens?
@17R3W ; I don't have to assume Jesus is imaginary anymore than I assume Humpty Dumpty is imaginary either. Chris Hitch is a real person who is alive and a human being who doesn't claim to be a Deity or some Son of Gawd you stupid fucktard. Get your head out of your ass dip shit.
lol nutters
mastodonseven 4 months ago
Religion is socially acceptable mental illness.
RunfromtheHeathen 5 months ago
i can't disprove jesus ,
but i can disprove christian laws ,
bible is atheist .
ukgreaterlondon 5 months ago
@ukgreaterlondon You are wrong. Instead of "invading Muslim countries", as you say, we need to kick them all out.
Njzizskmp 5 months ago
@Njzizskmp
kick out the christians and jews also ?
did i send you a video of christian behavior on how evil they are using biblical verses ?
ukgreaterlondon 5 months ago
@Njzizskmp
muslim nations are wrong and they must obey westerner laws , think of the ladies and how they want to be happy and safe ?
ukgreaterlondon 5 months ago
@ukgreaterlondon Britain is a christian country, not Jewish or Muslim....I am yet to meet a paki bird that is a lady
Njzizskmp 5 months ago
@Njzizskmp
i love pakistani ladies they are sweet and special ,
you don't understand you don't live in muslim parts in london .
britain is celt and pagan and there is nothing christian about us ha ha you lost once again .
ukgreaterlondon 5 months ago
@ukgreaterlondon yea, they are pretty "special" when you pay them 30 quid or so I hear....again, they're not ladies though... we'll see how special they are when they repeat the 7-7...........and "pagan"? seriously mate...
Njzizskmp 5 months ago
well, we wil see.
soulestial 5 months ago
Everyone has a right and responsibility to choose what they believe in..The God I serve stresses that in his teachings ...but also nature itself dictates that ..If someone wants to question God that is their right ..and fron e follower of Christ to another I can prove that scripturally. Try being a friend and not just a missionary. remember according to our teachings God is love . Peace to all believers non believers cynnics mockers whatever . Agapao!!!!
soulestial 5 months ago
Faith MY faith in particular is a way of looking at God andbecause of that we have a different world view. We just see things differently.Faith is not a pie in the sky close my eye to reality way of life. but rather a way to find new meaning to life and a differnt way to view that reality...I don't see that as ignorance or foolishness. If it were not for my faith I might be robbing somebody right now or about to sell crack to whoeva...I think it is a little deeper than smoke and guesswork.
soulestial 5 months ago
I have faith that 2 +2 will always = 4. Based on experience, and evidence. Is this ignorance? I guess that was a little petty. But in all honesty i respect your point of view and the respectful way in which you explain it. I never contested,However, that there is only one way to view the world..even the Bible teaches that. It just says there is only one way to the ONe True God.. But there are soooomany ways to view the world . not every christian believes or practices the same way .
soulestial 5 months ago
lol
soulestial 5 months ago
Look at the old ass layout on the video...lol
2eelShmeal 5 months ago
this's so hilarious, i love that guy... is his channel still active?
Sixstringslust 6 months ago
Amazing how these clowns talk about the cowardice of non-believers while wearing a mask to hide their identity, and clothe their bigotry in piety.
TheAsmodeus2012 6 months ago
I asked Jesus if he existed, he replied "Proof denies faith so I cannot answer that question on the grounds that it may invalidate me!" then I said "But Osiris, Zeus, Odin, Buddha, Krishna and the flying spaghetti monster said the same thing. Why should I believe in you?" He swore at me, climbed back into his spaceship and flew away. The last thing he said was "F*****g smart arse atheists, they're no fun at all!"
zaibian7 6 months ago
@zaibian7 Proofdoes not deny faith...But Faith can stan independant of proof. Faith is an eternal attribute. If you believe once you can always believe again no matter how many times you fall..but that once is still enough to last in the Yes of God because of His Grace. This principle is true in all things faith iin science faith in chi faith in logic what ever you believ . The Bible says what ever a man thinketh so is He.but what God is asking you to day is whatare you really. Honestly? Matt 16
soulestial 5 months ago
@soulestial There is no faith or belief in science, only knowledge, experience and theory based on empirical thinking. In science if you are wrong you change what you are thinking, and there are no absolutes. Atheism is a logical extension of the way we think about science and the real world, but it is limited in many ways. Religion is even more limited in its view of reality and is being rapidly left behind, what is the value of faith if it is built on a false belief, religion is only hearsay.
zaibian7 5 months ago
@zaibian7 yes you are right....but what I am saying is that you still believe in science...if you did not you would not bother with the process. right? I am not saying that there is faith in science ..but that science has a foundation of faith as everything else...you have to believe in something . even if it is cold hard facts of evidence. You have to believe in something . All God asks is to choose what. that's all. Do you think that it is Possible to believe in God and still be a scientist?
soulestial 5 months ago
My point is that u always believe..someone who says I don't believe in anything whatever that thing is..the fact that you don't believe is a decision based on what ? facts or lack therof right? but YOUR facts do not constitute MY facts nor MIne do Yours..when u break it all the way down it's still a modality of faith.u don't believe and that is what u..believe. based on deduction ...but u believe your deduction and have faith in ur logic not to 2nd guess it ur reasoning skills It's all faith.
soulestial 5 months ago
@soulestial Faith supported by evidence is theory, belief supported by facts is knowledge. So your just arguing semantics. Faith can only exist in ignorance, ignorance is the absence of knowledge as darkness is the absence of light. We are all ignorant of most things, and I believe a lot of things. Religion/faith is a way of looking at the world, I just don't think it is the best or the only way. It is easier to find your way with both eyes open. Faith/ religion is just smoke and wild guesses.
zaibian7 5 months ago
we are both phycotic agnostic and abrahamic people alike ; )
please return to your pre historic white racial religions?
as a westerner i come into your churches to prove to christ that i have witnessed him but in church the priest said "christians are stronger than westerners" and i took that as a rascist comment aimed at the pre vatican era native WHITE RACIAL RELIGIONS.
you are the first sensible abraham lover i have met since i was old enough to learn from my mother not from christ ; )
ukgreaterlondon 7 months ago
jesus christ replied to me as i was a junior child that is why i am an ecologist and a feminist=named dharmic wicca.
before you throw your rascist abrahamic hatred at my western way of life do you know sexy ladies love me because i slave for them?
do you know animals and insects and plants talk to me telepathically because they know i love them more than i love watching my favourite animal documentaries?
ukgreaterlondon 7 months ago
ous114 i have reported your palestinian rascism aimed at native white racial religions and i will not respond to your hate aimed at the celts, phoenicians, germans, danish and normandians, YOU ARE ONE OF THE RASCIST PALESTINIAN ABRAHAMIC SUPPORTES WHO NEED TO LIVE IN PALESTINE AND FIGHT THE JEWISH ABRAHAMS AND THE ISLAMIC ABRAHAMS ; )
JUST DON'T BRING YOUR ABRAHAMIC RACE WARS INTO MY EQUAL AND FREE WESTERN LIFE, PLEASE !
ukgreaterlondon 7 months ago
"anyone who claims the living god", preaching to non abrahams : D
ukgreaterlondon 7 months ago
XD I don't want religion to die because it provides me a never ending source of entertainment!
axax444 7 months ago
@montrealwatcher I am retarded...
BiggySeth 7 months ago
Dude, this was really funny. Good job! :-D
WeAreAllLinks 8 months ago
lol u are really stupid
inmortalrock 8 months ago
bob: "when did you realize you were god?"
jim: "the last time i prayed i realized i was talking to myself."
nickleus1977 8 months ago
This is the same as asking an imaginary friend if it exists. The answer, if it comes, is just as imaginary.
destronia123 8 months ago
Looks like we dont have the same voice in our heads.
nighrage 8 months ago
still waiting for jesus to prove his existance by putting a brand new fully charged ready to go with all the accesories video camera on my doorstep. tick tock dude its a limited time offer, and you skipped the reappeance thing in 2000 so I'm a little doubtful your gonna show. doorstep is there, you know where it is ..of course.......just sittin' here waitin' on ya.
wcresponder 9 months ago
@wcresponder You're expecting God to show up on your doorstop and take YOU out to a dinner AND a movie? Who are you? When's the last time you had a person do that, let alone God? You lack imagination. Go buy your own video camera, you cheap date. Try requiring a human to bring you a video camera for free if you're too cheap or lazy to go get one. Otherwise, shut up about the silly demands you place on God. You're out of you're league. Best get a date befitting your low standards.
jhall38 8 months ago
@jhall38 people that are believers want winning lottery tickets, cures for disease they inflicted on themselves, harm they created to others absolved. just doesn't happen. I actually had a person buy me a nice computer not some imaginary "god". Jhall38 I won't shut up(free speech and all) and I stop the demand stuff when people stop believing in religion only fair. oh yeah you still haven't proved there is a god so till you do have a nice day. I'm gonna wait on that camera.
wcresponder 8 months ago
i asked jesus if he exists, he said no
garysim1612 9 months ago
@garysim1612 You are a liar at heart and relish an evil embrace of contradiction. How could you ever understand anything of value? You haven't asked anyone, let alone Jesus, anything honestly. All you have here is masturbatory humor, a self-referential, loathing attack on being itself, a product of your hatred of the Bible. This is ultimately nihilistic. It is doubtful whether you have or want even a modicum of knowledge about the historical Jesus or his context. This is what is clear.
jhall38 8 months ago
WOW U R GENIUS MAN, UR EXPERIMENT ABOUT JESUS MADE ME ATHEIST :D
The wisdom of this world is nonsense in God's sight. That's why Scripture says, "God catches the wise in their cleverness." 1Co 3:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent. 1Co 1:19
Tkilller 11 months ago
how can Atheism be so sure if this stuff is fake?
esara6 11 months ago
@esara6
It's impossible to prove non-existence. The burden of proof is on the atheists.
WeAreAllLinks 8 months ago
@WeAreAllLinks don't be so sure
esara6 8 months ago
@esara6 But it IS impossible to prove non-existence. :-/ Thus, atheism can NEVER validate itself. I don't understand the comment, I guess. I invite you, thus, to take a look at my channel. I've started collecting proof toward the existence of God; however, all I've been able to capture is evidence of evil. I'd appreciate your comments, actually, on things. I really would.
Truly,
WeAreAllLinks
WeAreAllLinks 7 months ago
@WeAreAllLinks you got that backwards, the burden of proof is on the theists.
zaibian7 5 months ago
When my faith was breaking and for nearly a decade afterwards I asked and sometimes begged, again and again.
The only voice that ever answered me was the chorus of the crickets and the sound of my own thoughts.
If there's a god, he has intentionally made himself invisible to me, and I can hardly be faulted for not believing. If god would intentionally hide himself and deceive people, he sounds kind of like a dick anyway. =\
If on the other hand, there is no god, then this is what it's like.
pkemrin 11 months ago 7
@pkemrin You don't get off that easily. The question about God is more profound and the question about your concupiscence is not that easily settled. Your relation to the universe and its Maker (for surely it didn't make itself, despite question beggars) may not be so readily disentangled. If you are unaware of something, perhaps the fault is in you and not in the thing you seem to be missing. It turns out that it isn't all about you - or me for that matter.
jhall38 10 months ago
@jhall38 I do actually get off exactly that easily. The question about god is not profound, it's simple.
My relationship to the universe is that I live in it. I have no relation to it's maker since it hasn't any. Tell me, if there were a god, who made him? Going to tell me he made himself? No, you're going to tell me he's always been. Well the universe too has always been. It needs no maker, it's just a mess of largely inert stuff that's always existed instead of a sentient being that has.
pkemrin 5 months ago
@pkemrin When you pursue God with your whole heart, you will find Him. You will discover then that it is He Who is pursuing you. You think too highly of yourself. Have you exhausted yourself running after God? I doubt it. More likely you have been pursuing the things that look good to your flesh, that satisfy your desire to be loved and accepted by people (desiring to please man rather than God) and that fill you with pride in the life you think is yours. Why sell your soul w/o a fight?
jhall38 10 months ago
@jhall38 So you want people to pray to your God, but when they do, and predictably when there is no reply from God in any form, this is not because God doesn't exist but because that person is unworthy?
That's called begging the question.
Averagegamer100 10 months ago
@Averagegamer100 It is interesting that you brought up the possibility of your unworthiness. That is a refreshing idea coming from among you atheist types. You tend to think you're God's gift to, well, God! You act like you're his prophets coming with his final revelation, all the while claiming He doesn't want to speak with you. Wah!
jhall38 10 months ago
@Averagegamer100 It is not begging the question. It is recognizing the difference between God and man. God is unimaginably higher, even if you consider God as only an idea. If a tree falls in the forest but there is no one there to hear it, is there a sound? Perhaps God is like the tree and we are oft times simply not THERE to hear His call. "Here I am, Lord". That's a good thing to say. There are ways to converse with God. Prayer. Fasting. Meditation. Scripture reading. Worship.
jhall38 10 months ago
@jhall38 You are mistaken.
pkemrin 10 months ago
@pkemrin You are brief and unclear. I do realize that I am mistaken about MANY things and am sure you are as well. I don't care to speculate about your mistakes since you haven't said anything revealing, clever or silly, except that you enjoy saying next to nothing. To which thing are you referring? Perhaps your brevity is your mask.
jhall38 10 months ago
@jhall38 Those things said, you are mistaken. You are mistaken that your god idea is profound. That the universe needs a maker. That I'm not worthy of judging the idea of your god. That I think more highly of myself then I deserve. That seeking god will always allow you to think he's real. That thinking god is real is the same as having objective evidence for it.
You are mistaken, and you should reevaluate how you operate your mind and your arguments.
pkemrin 5 months ago
@jhall38 You are wrong about that. If you're willing to feed yourself and swallow a lie you can claim you've found him, and if you can foster a delusion (which many people can) then you can think you've found him.
I think as highly of myself as I deserve, and my rational in the initial posting above was solid. Your attempts to essentially ask "Who am I to question god" is really silly at it's core. I am a man, and the power to judge ideas lies within me like it does most. Your god doesn't exist
pkemrin 5 months ago
@pkemrin I di not want to ignore your comment .firstly whatever you went through I know it hurt you deeply.Sometimes we ask for the wrong things .The bible puts it we ask but weask amiss for the things we lust after. If my daughter asks for icecream just before dinner I'll say no. If she asks for a cookie and she already has one i'l say no. If she is cleaning her room and she wants to watch t. v. I'll say finish your room first. in her mind she is asking good 4herself, but i know better 4her.
soulestial 5 months ago
@soulestial It did hurt for a while, but in the end I'm better for it. More honest. There's no god, and that knowledge is power. The knowledge that the universe is not governed by will or by mysticism or magic. The knowledge that the universe is a great mess governed by absolute laws that can be learned.
What the bible says is ultimately irrelevant, but within the context of religion the bible says that those who seek god will find him. I sought desperately for a time. He was not there.
pkemrin 5 months ago
@pkemrin I'm sorry to hear tha tbro. I can only speak for myself then and say that for me the Bible is not irrelevant but brings Light to life inddeed for me it is life...nonetheless I am glad and happy that you have found peace .and since you didn't find God But I did maybe hopefull you can see a glimpse of Him in me. Bro. if u want an extra friend i'm here . but if not that;s cool 2. And I ain't sayin that 2 snake u with religion lol.
soulestial 5 months ago
@soulestial Lol, god isn't visible in people because people really exist and god doesn't. The bible isn't life or light for you, you only think it is because you're suffering from delusions.
pkemrin 5 months ago
@pkemrin you can't decide what anything means to or for me. You can't tell me whether God exists for me or not. You can decide 4 urself but not 4 me. You don't know any of my bacground or life story yet you are so quick to believe I'm delusional simply because I believe something you don't. That's sad...sounds a;ot ;ike biterness.
soulestial 5 months ago
@soulestial I can't decide if god mean's anything to you, but I can tell you that he doesn't exist for you. God either exists or he doesn't. It's not as though he exists for some people, but doesn't exist for others. He either does or does not exist, and all REAL evidence everywhere points to not.
I don't know what your background is, but you hold a delusion, so I'm quick to believe you're delusional. I don't need to be bitter to tell someone with schizophrenia that their delusions aren't real.
pkemrin 5 months ago
@pkemrin Well then I will have to resign you to your beliefs in everything you cannot explain as coincidence or accident. I will remain with my faith and at the end we will see who was delusional. anyway , peace 2 ya if u wanna continue a conversation then cool.if not cool.
soulestial 5 months ago
@soulestial I don't believe that everything I can't explain is a coincidence or an accident. There are many mysteries in this universe.
However, I do believe that things for which there is no real evidence and which are also extremely unlikely, are probably not true. Take your god for example. Extremely unlikely, and we have utterly no real evidence at all. Therefore, he's not real. People who believe in him anyway are delusional, not enlightened.
pkemrin 5 months ago
@pkemrin trust me I am far from enlightened.But I do believe and I am exploring that faith by walking the Journey as best I can according to the hope within and the Scriptures I believe God's Word.i don't mind being called delusional.I join the ranks of many great men and women who were deemeddelusional for their various beliefs.As for my God He has nothing more to prove to me.He has done enough to convince me of His existence.That is just my experience bro All the evidence i need is in my life
soulestial 5 months ago
@soulestial Then your standard for evidence is pretty low... by the same reasoning if your personal experience is all the evidence that is required in order to claim that a god exists, well, there are lots of similar claims regarding diferent interpretations for your god and for other gods... should we claim that all the gods that people "experience" exist (how can we tell the diference)? the answer should be: yes, if personal experience and faith is the only thing you need, right?
DocStrange0123 4 months ago
@DocStrange0123 you can claim whatever you wish. I have never told anyone not to believe in Buddha or whatever . I don't believe them to be God and if you ask me that's what I'll say. I am a witness of Jesus christ in my life. I don't go around trying to prove blackholes exist but if I myself have come across evidence for myself then I would be a liar to agree with everyone who says they don't exist. I 'm just telling you that I know the God of the Bible is real and my evidence suffices my faith
soulestial 3 months ago
@soulestial "I have never told anyone not to believe in... " so do I, I just raise questions etcetera. "I am a witness of Jesus christ in my life" elaborate. Black Holes have evidence, the miracles of of Jesus etecetra don't copies of copies of translations of copies of a not backed up for external sources of an unreliable 2nd 3rd source information 2000 yeard old book. "I 'm just telling you that I know the God of the Bible is real" how do you know? Then your standard for evidence is pretty low
DocStrange0123 3 months ago
@DocStrange0123 well, I have experienced God He is not something you explain but someone you get to Know . Faith is the Key ..you have to believe either you do or you don't friend. I have had prayers answered as I spoke them , I have felt His presence, I have survived accidents through phenomenon I can not explain. but most of all He responds to me I feel His voice in me talking to me and also I can tell when He remains silent.It's not so much in ur head as much as to ur whole self.
soulestial 3 months ago
@soulestial "I have experienced God He is not something you explain but someone you get to Know"... what is the diference between your claim and "I have experienced Cthulhu, He is not something you explain but someone you get to Know"? Faith=believe something without evidence. If Faith is the key you can have Faith in lots of things, Fairies, Leprechauns, Karma, Reincarnation, magic purpple ninjas, Thor... that doesn't make tthem real. I has a NDE and I can't explain some stuff, so what?
DocStrange0123 3 months ago
@DocStrange0123 Faith dosen't necessarily mean there is no evidence, just that evidence is not necessary in order to believe. For many people the very fact that hey believe at all is the evidence they need to satisfy their soul. so the bottom line is the differnce is you yourself. "whatever a man thinks so is he'If you don't believe in God you just don't that is the choice you have made thus far. I can only testify to the truth of my choice . I can only account to my life bro.
soulestial 3 months ago
@soulestial lmao... Faith doesn't necessarily mean there is no evidence is just that is not required? are you kidding me? ok, in other words, whisful thinking and willfull self delusion, way to go, hoorray! XD ..please..¬¬
wrong, you can only testify to what you believe is true about your choice, diferent. That doesn't make it true Per Se or real.
DocStrange0123 3 months ago
@DocStrange0123 And just because you say it isn't true dosen't make Him false. I have evidence in my life for me to believe but my belief is not resting on what happens to me but rather on the Word of the Lord . I tell you my life experience and u say it never happened what else can I say ? That I know how tall He is? what His favorite Aroma is c'mon dude. You are trying to confine the supernatural and defin what you don't believe exists to prove to me He dosen't when I know He is by life exp.
soulestial 3 months ago
@soulestial I don't say is not true I say that I don't believe it's true, diferent. The burden of proof is on you since you are making a positive assertion, not on me, a negative can't be disproven. Subjective personal experience is not evidence, something if unusual happens and you think is God doesn't discard other possibilities. I didn't say it didn't happen. as I said, Personal experience is not evidence, otherwise the 10.000 diferent gods in human history are real according to that.
DocStrange0123 3 months ago
@DocStrange0123 and I say I do believe but you call me in essence delusional without any other additional knowledge of my background,life experiences etc.I'll say this Ihave chosen my God and since my choice He has proven to me that He is real which is based on my personal experience.How can you disqualify that.You might say affirmative action is bad yet many of productive ppl are a success today becuz of it.You can only answer for yourself. Which is what I do .Testify the truth I believe in.
soulestial 3 months ago
@soulestial I someone believe in something supernatural just by Faith and explicitly claims that faith is more important than evidence and it just makes that person feels good, as you did, what would you say about that person? example: "I claim that fairies live under my bed, they protect me, it makes me feel good, have faith budy" is that rational or delusional?. What is you personal experience then? Success becaus eof it doesn't equal "therefore God is real" I'm afraid
DocStrange0123 3 months ago
@DocStrange0123 idepends on if there are fairies under your bed.jkFaith is a matter of belief .. as you live in it you gain knowledge and experiences that sharpen and strengthen that faith. If you need evidence to believe i can't rob you of that I MUST respect that according to my faith. However, If I told you that I heard God you may still say I am halucinating or whatever. all I can say is even if you close your mind don't close your heart He may yet prove himself in a way that you can believe
soulestial 3 months ago
@soulestial "If I told you that I heard God you may still say I am halucinating " yep, I would, how could you tell the diference between you truly hearing the voice of God and someone in a mental hospital claiming to hear the voice of Cthulhu? just 'cause a lot of people believe something doesn't make it real. People gets convinced that believe something without evidence (Faith) is a virtue; lame... My heart pumps blood. He may? I'm that special? wow.. Tell the boss I'm busy, he can call later
DocStrange0123 3 months ago
@DocStrange0123 You keep saying there is no evidence ...but you can't decide for me what constitutes evidence or not. If you and 4 others don't see the evidence but I do that dosen't make me crazy any more than it makes me more special . it just means I see something you don't. calm downdude ..I'm not gonna blow up an abortion clinic in the Name of Jesus or some authentically crazy crap like that.
soulestial 3 months ago
Does jesus speak english? Because I don't understand hebrew.
Flem1337 1 year ago 21
@Flem1337 What a pity.
jhall38 10 months ago
@Flem1337 If you are going to be judged by the law, ignorance is no excuse. "Officer! I didn't know what that traffic sign meant! I can't read!" Go and find out what that means.
jhall38 10 months ago
@Flem1337 Aramaic :P
BoredInfidel 10 months ago
@Flem1337 Yes He speaks english and every language ...He also can make it so you understand Him.
soulestial 5 months ago
@Flem1337 neither does Jesus, he spoke Aramaic.
zaibian7 5 months ago
The atom to which people like "Soldier in God's Army" prays is located in a fistule on the inner lining of the anus of the Epicurean servant of the atom God, aka "Soldier in God's Army". The fistular location is sacred, allowing for transference of the divine Atom God, may he be praised in eternity, to other sacred regions about the "Soldier's" rectal regions and to whatsoever holy couplings he finds delightsome, in the name of the atom which makes itself, begging all questions, Amen.
jhall38 1 year ago
@jhall38 One last thing. You don't REALLY believe that atheists pray to atoms do you? Was that intended as a joke or are you for real?
Averagegamer100 10 months ago
@Averagegamer100 Essentially, yes, atheists pray to atoms. The contention that the universe has no Creator is the same as holding the position that the universe has always been, i.e., it had no beginning. Of course this is ABSURD on the face of it. It ascribes to NATURAL things qualities that are only belong to them in FANTASIES, e.g., infinite time and space. What is true, against atheistic foolishness is that time & space are QUANTIFIABLE & therefore LIMITED, not eternal & unlimited.
jhall38 10 months ago
@jhall38
How do you know time and space are not eternal and unlimited?
"...same as holding the position that the universe has always been"
Maybe it has always been. If the universe needs a beginning, and you believe that beginning is God, then God would also need a beginning. The usual response is that God doesn't need a beginning just coz he doesn't. Not only is this a double standard but if you can say that God doesn't need a beginning, why not the universe?
Averagegamer100 10 months ago
@Averagegamer100 Material things can be measured. This is FUNDAMENTAL in science. W/o measurement, there is no science. Think numbers, man. An atom can be measured as to mass, volume, and NUMBER in the universe. It is LIMITED. ALWAYS. Any number of material things placed end to end or filling some SPACE will only be a sum of LIMITED things. You can NEVER have an INFINITY of anything material. Many measured things never become measureless. There is not an infinity of atoms. NUMBER?
jhall38 10 months ago
@jhall38 Call me a copout if you want, I care not, but there is no way I'm reading through and replying to 6 comments, which will probably take me at least that many to respond with.
Averagegamer100 10 months ago
@Averagegamer100 You choose the easy way. That seems right for you. Men have ways which seem right, but the ends thereof are destruction. The truth is nothing common that may be gotten without a price, as if it were like the dust of the earth. No. It is rare, costly and hard to find. Once you find it, it will be an easy burden to bear. You are going to have to work for it though . Burying the head in the sand won't get you to the promised land. Your easy way won't get you there.
jhall38 10 months ago
@Averagegamer100 The idea that time is itself is eternal is not science but FANTASY. It is patently ABSURD. Think of a series of events. Think of causality, one of the most basic relationships in science, the way we understand the universe. Think of an effect. Before it there is a cause which is the efffect of a prior cause. This sequence would go on and on but eventually requires a starting event to end the absurd regression. Events are never infinitely many since they can be counted.
jhall38 10 months ago
@Averagegamer100 "You got to serve somebody", Averagegamer100. "It may be the devil, and it may be the Lord". Bob Dylan could teach you a thing or two. If you don't serve (believe in) the Creator, then you believe in NATURE. You could opt to serve some other supernatural things, like angels or demons, but that would be unwise. You could hold human beings up as the gods of their own fate. That would be arrogant, since you are one of them. The best thing for you is to serve the Lord.
jhall38 10 months ago
@jhall38 "You got to serve somebody", Averagegamer100. "It may be the devil, and it may be the Lord". Bob Dylan could teach you a thing or two"
So you freely admit to being a serf and a plaything for a totalitarian dictatorship?
Sorry, I prefer to live my life for humanity. Doing what I can to make this world better for myself and others, than to waste it in servitude to any God.
You are a slave.
Averagegamer100 10 months ago
The reality is that no one marching to the beat of this "Soldier in God's Army" has ever asked Jesus anything. They only posit the asking as a ridiculously annoying idea, from their perspective. What they actually do is pray to their Epicurean Atom God nightly. "Praise to thee oh atom of eternity! Praise be to the atom, world without end. Amen!" Following the praise hymn, they conclude with thanksgiving for the atom that hath made itself, in the name of the holy apostle, Epicurus.
jhall38 1 year ago
There is something extremely annoying about this video. It is difficult to put a finger on the reasons it grates on one's nerves. I have a feeling that I would not want to pass this guy in a dark alley. There is something ANGRY here. This kind of presentation is not just pleasantly satirical. It is disturbed. It's a bit like watching PUNK rockers dancing and breaking things. Is there a rationale, a metered choreography with which one might get in rhythm? No, it seems a flailing about.
jhall38 1 year ago
@jhall38 "There is something ANGRY here."
Of course there is. That is the point of the video. It's a parody.
"The reality is that no one marching to the beat of this "Soldier in God's Army" has ever asked Jesus anything."
How would you know who has or hasn't prayed? I prayed a few times. Not once was I answered. What about people who have become atheists after being religious for any amount of time? They never prayed?
Averagegamer100 10 months ago
@Averagegamer100 You missed my point. I reiterate: "This kind of presentation is not just pleasantly satirical. It is disturbed. It's a bit like watching PUNK rockers dancing and breaking things. Is there a rationale, a metered choreography with which one might get in rhythm? No, it seems a flailing about."
jhall38 10 months ago
@Averagegamer100 You prayed a few times, eh? It would be arrogant to think that by a few conversations with another person, you would be qualified to assess that person's ability to interact with you, especially if they chose not to speak with you. How much more would it be arrogant to expect that you could know anything at all about God's desire or ability to speak with you just because you've had a few one-sided conversations! You need to take it down a few notches. Post modern humility?
jhall38 10 months ago
@jhall38 How arrogant is it of you to think that everyone should worship and do everything your God says because it is the one true religion amongst thousands (Supposedly) yet when I ask your God to reveal himself, he chooses to remain invisible and intangible.
Clearly your God simply doesn't much care if his message is received by anyone, or he doesn't exist. Since, when given the chance to reveal himself to me, he chose not to.
Averagegamer100 10 months ago
@Averagegamer100 I don't reveal myself to you. This internet is a pitiful attempt. Yet similar conclusions ought not be drawn about me. I don't think you don't care simply because you don't reveal your inner most secrets to me. That observation would have nothing to do with things. Perhaps you truly don't care, but I could not discern this by the quality of this internet chat. You think too little about something far above your or my head. How facile your dismissal of God.
jhall38 10 months ago
@Averagegamer100 "Clearly, when given the chance to reveal [herself] to me", the girl wouldn't take me to her bed and share her most important, private things. I took her out to dinner and a movie! So why didn't she have sex? Think about it, averagegamer100. You treat God worse than you would some whore you want to screw. I think to get God's attention, you're going to have to do better than a dinner and a movie.
jhall38 10 months ago
We did find Jesus - he was behind the couch the whole time!
TheRob16a 1 year ago
this man needs to come back to youtube...
KirbyOnCronic 1 year ago
i can't ask him because he is not God/god's son but Is a prophet of God!! BUT GOD IS REAL 100%! YOU'LL ALL SEE SO GOOD LUCK!
moeazysgc 1 year ago
i can't ask him because he is not God/god's son but Is a prophet of God!!
moeazysgc 1 year ago
I asked Jesus for a cookie, waited ten minutes and nothing happened. So I got my ass up and got myself one. And some milk. God helps those who help themselves.... Or do they just help themselves and attribute it to the boogeyman? Maybe I should pray to the spaghetti monster and take communion with some meatballs and marinara. Dammit! now I'm hungry!
guiltybystander77 1 year ago
I can't ask him, he does not exist.
EvolveBeyond 1 year ago
most people like me couldnt care less about what religion you are or arent but i DONT go around mocking others of it. i do however find it especially funny when people state for a FACT jesus and god arent real they are fake. how in the hell would you know for a fact? use your own damn excuse about ur little spaggeti monster thing. he could be real but you say its fake. u cant use science to justify a religion. especially when u know nothing about ur science facts anyway
MrMeineNamen 1 year ago
Well done. I like this guy.
Yet again, Poe's Law in action- priceless.
3point14rat 1 year ago
SIGA's satire is brilliant.
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CharlieBoyCheckm 1 year ago
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I asked the Lord Jesus Christ if He is real and He said "YES". He also told me that Adolf Hitler is now in heaven and we believers need to kill all Jews. It's hunting time motha-facka !!!! My favourite "cleanser" is gas chamber, what's yours?? machine gun?? bomb?? whatever it is, make sure it can wipe the Jews 卐卐卐
NeoAdolfHitler89 1 year ago
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theklrdude 1 year ago
I asked Jesus if he existed, and a voice appeared and told me to go fuck myself.
:-(
thepoet82 1 year ago
I know that Nothing created the universe because Nothing told me it did
godofmodersty 1 year ago
"Willfully conscientiously stupid to what I am saying."
Those words do not go toghther. =D
A purposeful, morally guided, and painstaking attempt to be unintelligent? WTF?!
LoL
L00NGB00W 1 year ago
I miss this guy, I wish he would come back to youtube. He is off the charts hilarious
coolprsn86 1 year ago
Jesus is not going to answer you if you don't beleive in him, and that guy didn't know what he was talking about lol.
sparklemycitybabyx3 1 year ago
I am a willful nut who nuts and denies GOd. I am cowardly and lazy. I want to rest on my laurels and rest on the fantasy that tere is no God. Am I a fool?
DragMeToHellLuc 1 year ago
SIGA was the best.
gagnashdiak 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA
arcerms 1 year ago
I asked Jesus to give me a blow job last night when I was lying in my bed, yet he did not even show up. That's pretty strong evidence that he does not exist.
AntiChrist67 1 year ago
What's with the gay ass guy with the ninja mask preaching? Homo!
masterjesse7 1 year ago
lol the fact that you mocked asking Jesus to prove himself by asking him what you had for Lunch?
one word...Moron
maybe next time, show your cowardly self from behind the balaclava and actually decide to read that book you have in your hand.
MaffyMoose 1 year ago
@MaffyMoose if he reads it hell have more to mock lol
GoNavyJG 1 year ago
I would, but I don't talk to imaginary people anymore.
socialgarbage2 1 year ago
This guy is talking so much horse crap, it's almost funny !!!
AntiChrist67 1 year ago
@AntiChrist67 It's a Poe.
kilroy1964 1 year ago
I ask his noodlyness if Jesus exists and he said no.
SynthesisEnigma 1 year ago
I asked Krishna he exists and he said "Well, I'm more of a anthropomorphic metaphor for certain human qualities and aspirations, which means I don't really exist." So then I asked him how he could answer if he didn't exist and he said "Good point, maybe I do exist then. It's so hard tell when you have dissolved your individuality and merged with cosmic consciousness." Bloody hippies.
chrisofnottingham 1 year ago 13
@chrisofnottingham we are both phycotic agnostic and abrahamic people alike ; )
please return to your pre historic white racial religions?
christ lovers are inviting jew males and muslim males into the west
ukgreaterlondon 7 months ago
Many people do ask and do not get an answer because prayers are not answered (btw: I DO know this is a satire)
prophetofpeace2010 1 year ago
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Cuythulu 1 year ago
I hope Christians and Muslims kill each other off. They are all stupid violent cuntwads.
UltMitSinner78 1 year ago
@UltMitSinner78 why u talk about Muslem now stupid ?
pulman7 1 year ago
I was so excited after seeing this video, I had to go and inmediately try it out (without a camera tho, either god deems me unworthy of a camera or his divine plan doesnt include making one appear on my doorstep Im afraid).
However, I was severely disappointed.
When I asked the first time I got "Not at all" for an answer.
I decided to try once more, and apparently Buddha picked up the call.
Azotadeth 1 year ago
try typing A.W.W.W. G.O.D.B.L.E.S.S. with out the full stop,s it will censor that ?
don,t know why cause its a nice thing to say to some one?
robjbray 1 year ago
Jesus is a man . Face it , He was a fucking Carpenter ,You idiots ,
Baphometdevil 1 year ago
@Baphometdevil OMFG THAT'S PROOF IN MAGIC MAN AND HIS MAGIC SKY DADDY
AForsakenHero 1 year ago
yes because jesus spoke english right??
javi57n 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA!
EXEultimate 1 year ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, may the lord have mercy on you, we will find out after death I guess.
714trollin 1 year ago
nah i dont believe in gods or religion....in my eyes, its something to DEPEND on, i used to be christian, i prayed to got everyday for a month so that my uncle wouldnt die form cancer, and u know what happened? he died. So i dont believe in the whole "if u ask, u will get it" bullshit, u gotta EARN it
wulFE117 1 year ago
The man in the video is a wonderful representative for way some atheist fear christians. I mean, take a look at his face. I would crap my pants while scenes from the movie "Seven" run through my head.
psychopicasso 1 year ago
Nice Kevin Spacey reference - he does kinda look like a balding murderer.
ImLikeJesus 1 year ago
goldengun I will try my best!!
Miranda must be on here!!
TheForthcoming1 1 year ago
i love soilder in gods ARMY he is fucking hilarious
Rwake1 1 year ago
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i love jesus but jesus is not the son of God nor is he God, He was a prophet and a mighty one indeed.
Read The Quran, check out the miracles of science.. Pray To Allah not the trinity lol
MahyarAkbar 1 year ago
Salamz 2 u... May Allah swt guide those who have gone astray, ameen.
Allah Hafiz
ukhtefazal 1 year ago
just when you think you'v seen it all
WTF you some kind of christian taliban?lol,insted of beheading the non beleavers what you gonna pray them to hell?
prohack101 2 years ago
sarcasm at its best.
jvtillinfinity 2 years ago 4
Doesn't this guy know he's going to hell? After all, the majority of religions say that their one is the only one and those that don't believe in it are going to hell.... so... everyone is going to hell ?
10FourDevilDog 2 years ago
@10FourDevilDog
Most people are going to hell even if you just stick by Christianity. Nearly everyone anyway.
Vire70 2 years ago
fuck, hells gonna be overcrowded, it'll be like my basement... except filled with adults... and not small children.
10FourDevilDog 2 years ago 2
you know i've found that its really hard to ask a dead guy a question, and it's even harder for that dead guy to answer.
Phantom9252 2 years ago 2
Funny shit.
cartmanspp2 2 years ago
I asked Jesus to appear to me but he did not. Therefore, he is only imaginary.
nogogma 2 years ago 27
or an asshole...
pawletoe 2 years ago 3
I am not!
DidacticHarbinger 2 years ago
@nogogma yea Jesus is died and God never show his self
u cant see God but u can see his work
pulman7 1 year ago
@pulman7 ; not only can't you see God but you can't hear him, touch him, smell him or taste him ... such a being is only subjective and does not exist past your brain. God is imaginary. He does not exist. Dahhh ....
nogogma 1 year ago
@nogogma why we was so stupid and didnt drink water from see and ocean ?
why the chicken give eggs without even male fuck her for us to eat it ?
why the donkey and horse develop them self to us to ride it ?
why the Bees give the honey and they dont need it ?
are we there Gods ???!!!!!
or there is God ridiculed this animals to us ? !!!!
pulman7 1 year ago
@nogogma Read the bible, and learn,God is in Jesus ,and God said 'Do not put me to the test',off the record ,who the fuck are you,you arrogant self centred bastard,you are the same as rest of us,just a grain of sand
barneyboscoe 1 year ago
@barneyboscoe oh so u believe in that stupid book calla bible. and we r not sand we r flesh. I know in ur mind u wish that we were made of sand, and play with unicorns, and elves. But tell u something, This is the real world, no god, no lepricons, no unicorns, no angels looking at u. otherwise get an appointment to the shrink.
nikur 1 year ago
@nikur 250 billion Christians around the world,so they ALL need to see a 'shrink' do they .By the way nob head,of course i believe in the Bible,it's right here on the shelf,i can see it with my own eyes,and what's more i believe in its contents,you low form of pond life
barneyboscoe 1 year ago
@nogogma
I asked Chris Hitchens to appear, and he didn't!
There for he is imaginary.
17R3W 1 year ago
@17R3W ; You're an idiot ...
nogogma 1 year ago
@nogogma
What - same logic!
You assume that Jesus (if he were real) would have nothing better to do then appear on demand, so can't I assume the the same thing about Christopher Hitchens?
17R3W 1 year ago
@17R3W ; I don't have to assume Jesus is imaginary anymore than I assume Humpty Dumpty is imaginary either. Chris Hitch is a real person who is alive and a human being who doesn't claim to be a Deity or some Son of Gawd you stupid fucktard. Get your head out of your ass dip shit.
nogogma 1 year ago