VALENTINE'S DAY DON'TS

[HorrorAdventures]

Can I ask a question?

Is s the music in this video your own, especially the last song (organ music)?

Thanks :)

[gfine2000]

If a woman slaps you, don't you think they deserved to be slapped back? You should never put your hands on a woman but if she puts her hands on you, all bets are off! period!

[gfine2000]

What most woman need to get in their thick heads, is that Valentines Day isn't all about them and only them! It's about both the man and the woman. The woman should be considering doing things for the man and vice versa. I'm so tired of woman thinking it's only about them! and all they have to give to the man is some funky-ass sex. Why should the guy spend all of his money if that's all the girl is willing to give.  He might as well get a prostitute, they're alot cheaper and less aggrevating.

[MegaRiktane]

Now you know why I,m Single

[Aonexia]

She is so beautiful!

[BadVoodo0]

gerT ER

[thisGuy5131]

i want to put it in her mouth

[007ladylane]

This video is so awesome. I laughed so hard. You would be amazed how many men do this exact stuff! On my birthday one year my boyfriend pulled a no show and wrote me an email about how I had to lose weight to save our relationship. I dumped him.

[chickenbut11]

that girl is pysco

[hisazul]

this qualifies for something as retarded as rick'n rolled link -_-

[GoGxButterFly]

i lerned not to say this. i learned the hard way.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, now open ur legs, and give me an hour ;)

[luno44]

Watch the "century of the self" series, then watch commercials leading to valentine's day and you'll see that the holiday is actually an additional anniversary. But by being only one day, instead of regular anniversaries which are any of the 365 days, they can concentrate their advertising. So because girls buy into the idea, they're easily manipulated and therefore stupid/ignorant. Whereas guys recognize and dislike the manipulation. But girls HAVE to do it so guys are stuck buying junk.

[gfine2000]

That's true, very true but if you're not careful the pressures that some women will put you through because you didn't buy them candy and flowers can be the most ridiculous thing you could experience. Valentines Day is nothing more than hype to increase sales for: Candy shops, jewelry stores and flower shops. That's it and the lonely people feel bad and suffer because of such a day. It's pathetic!

[serenitykemeia]

@gfine2000 dude, how is that different from ANY other holiday????

[iroxorsyoursoxorsXD]

so my college professor showed us this video this morning (as it's valentines day of course) it made me feel special that i was the only one in the room who knows who you are :D

[insanityscandy]

Love is a dog from Hell!!! I have never seen another copy of it lol

[gfine2000]

The one big problem I have with Valentines day is that it's always focused on the woman, Why are all the commercials saying buy this diamond or jewelry for your girlfriend or wife. If a guy can buy his girl something then she should buy him something as well. What is a woman doing for a man that a man hasn't done for a woman. Don't say sex because a man gives sex back. It's not like the woman is doing a man a favor buy giving him sex, that's ridiculous! We both share in house work

[CQuinnT]

@gfine2000 because us men won't get crazy if a woman forgets to get us something. we usually don't even care.

[CQuinnT]

@gfine2000 because us men won't get crazy if a woman forgets to get us something. we usually don't even care about this holiday

[fartmonkey89]

"Sometimes women aren't sluts, and they really just want to eat some chocolate."

LOVE IT.

[vention4wh]

Valentines day is the best time of the year not to have a girlfriend..

[77SuInG]

Valentines day: Another word hypocrisy

[ravnroxi]

WOMEN ARE INSANE hahahaha well it's only because men make us this way

[ravnroxi]

hahahahah WOMEN ARE INSANE

[cbmizzlex123]

I love that book

[joeychofosho]

BEST VALENTINES DAY VIDEO!

watch?v=bvx95WxtLkY

[katierichardson68]

I think this is perfect! Well done Lisa!

[notquiteaprincess]

haha.. "love is a dog from hell". .lmao

[CountryTawk]

And now for the Valentine's Day Do's. Click on the ole CountryTawk name over yonder to learn the secrets to git sweet thang yearnin' for yer lovin' all night long.

[AcIdCaShSoCiOpAtH]

wow this was the first video i've ever seen of Lisa and i cant believe its been four years since that day :'(

where has my teenage years gone! >xU

[bmm73079]

oh this is funny! psychic flowers would never let this happen!

[agentbl]

This woman drove me insane the first few times I saw her on Youtube. She just seems to be so damn annoying. But it gave me the inspiration to want to write a story/ script about her.

[MarilyHearts]

@agentbl *cough*nolife*cough* 

[CristiansantosTV]

Gay

[unstarmusic]

if anyone wants they can check out the holiday tribute to those that help us - its the only vid on my channel thank you :)

[decimated550]

this is cute! good on camera....funny faces, i liked it all the way through!

[danhughart]

I love psycho chicks.

[RFPercussion]

Funny and cute. Worded very well. ~RF~

[silverclawwarriorcat]

It's funny how this was in suggestions of epic fails..

[eeeaten]

she is fucking hot. I'd marry her if she was into youtube stalkers

[jesperbech]

omg creepy and barf-inducing

[mrvhv]

dammit. danny d is HOT

[fueline]

nice teeth

[000haker]

u ermm look umm nice?!?!

[20063913]

that was funny... xD supongo q me divertiria mas si entiendese un poco mas xDDDD good job :)

[nasiondevasion]

3 words: WHAT THE FUCK!?

[JJFZ3000]

You guys know that she's 30 right? And you guys are probably 12 year olds...

[Lollovemusic]

Lova this



[fres811]

'Too many hits from the honey well'...'be as useless as a stripper at a funeral'...'for shame drunky, for shame'...LOL

This girl is hilarious.

[billysharp15]

lisa wanna go on a date lol

[agentbl]

If I were a film producer or director, I'd use this girl in a romantic comedy because she's very funny. Her videos are very hilarious. She's pretty too.

[TwiHard59]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ..... No this really really sucks

[bnkzelda]

Lol yes yes we girls are insane no matter what age to

[BlackAnbu]

I demand a cup size from you ...go!

[cutebutterfly09]

this was dumb.

[dannyeye1]

Love this girl. She is so cute and has wonderful comedic timing. Great actress!

[jody808]

insane...yes! lol

[ArchhereticK]

A wet noodle in a pink envelope? That's so sexy.

Also quite being such a homophobe.

[LeahMotherIsTheShizz]

You look like Martha Stewart

[10sweetlikecandy]

lol slimmmmmm fast !

[BadWaters]

Dear LisaNova,

I will shit in your vagina.

Sincerely,

BW

[alexandorful]

you look insane

[nenjukulpeithidum]

nice chick indeed !!!

[Schnecke6666]

OMG :D :D

[hattie1978]

A stripper is always useful, even at a funeral. vote upppppppppppp.

[bonowold77]

"In Case You Didn't Know Women Are Insane!"

[MaxNuclear]

I never heard the noodle/envelope thing before.

[SavannahR8]

LOL we are INSANE!

[ThatRollingDude]

I did learn something . . . I CAN HAVE A THREESOME!!

[stratlover1199]

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[MrSuperMikey]

whats up with the xmas tree

[jppormprasong]

LoL Nice video!!! you should ALL check out my video about Valentines day please ^_^

Ladies watch and enjoy, guys just make sure to pay attention ahhaha

[sk30l]

don't pull out your cock in public on Valentines Day, really cute!

[Zeafoor]

fail

[livewithsin]

i want a stripper at my funeral

[bronzinah]

me too, hahahahahaha

[RedPillLondon]

Love it!

[Natalaylay59]

"Sometimes women aren't sluts and they really just wanna eat some chocolate" LMAO!!! Awesome

[paradisezeppelin]

Hilarious

[dreamzcatchers]

right on sister lol

[bafmsu1988]

at the end hes gay lol

[mattblack70]

Hahahaha ! That was awesome... Love ya Lisa !

[BigTabby33]

Funny as hell, and cute.

[ProfessorGerdes]

Stupid, poorly done, unnecessarily foul.

[mattike53218]

if i had a gf that cared that much over something so stupid as the corporate holiday, valentines day, I would dump her. Thank God my girl is smart.

[Footballboy50]

lmao this video ROCKS!

[RifledBarrel]

fuck Valentines Day....it's just another excuse to have a good hard fuck.....but people can do that any day of the year.....also the term 'douchbag' is highly insulting

[rockerchick307]

LAWL

youll be as useless as a stripper at a funeral hahaha

[123iloveCTlol456]

umm wow

[seros2010]

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[sashayjoshy23]

¨in case U didnt know: women are insane¨lmao

[zxssded]

@sashayjoshy23 back to the kitchen~!

[BeautifulPengu]

2:57........totally saw that coming lol

Cute video ^_^ I loved it lol

Pengu

[MotherEarth2010]

She is right!! We girls don't won't stupid things for V.Day we won't cute and nice things!! So be nice to us guys!

[kamiro201]

@MotherEarth2010 this may seem stupid but seeing as of how your a girl and don't want us to make mistakes, what are alternatives for wine if you don't like such drinks?

[albertoalejandro0424]

earn it

[LovesDamian]

if anyone wants to download this video just type CRUNCH before youtube in the NAVBAR.

[cremlion]

Wanna hear a nice Valentine Song

(Ser J-Valentine Love)

[Kburt101]

Wow, she was good looking and funny. Just the kind of girl I would like to have for Valentine's Day!

[yourcollectables1]

Lol, that was funny thanks

[xXshizumaXx]

and why the fuck was theere an xmas tree? XD

[xXshizumaXx]

lmao xD sometimes woman arent sluts, sometimes they jus want to eat some chocolate hahah xDDDDD

[lslavychecker]

WHY SOULD BE SO COMPLICATED?????????

[wtfusername666]

hAHHAHAH I CAN RELATE TO THE LAST ONE!!! GOOD FOR NOTHING EX BF!!!

[ninjapenguino101]

if a any woman attempts to scorn a man...he has the right to beat her till she learns her place.

[jlfreak13]

go fuck yourself you piece of crap.

[ninjapenguino101]

dishes wash them now!! *clutches fist*

[jlfreak13]

you can shove your dishes up your tight ass, dipshit.

[ninjapenguino101]

hahaha xD the truth hurts...go mop my kitchen bitch before I beat you and make you cook something...damn bitch you let you on the computer...tend to your house duties

[jlfreak13]

man... you're pretty deluded. the truth is that you're probably some 40 year old misogynistic asshole whose wife left him for some other dude with a bigger cock and now you're angry cuz you can't cook shit to save your life. the truth does hurt.

and in case you were wondering, yes , you are pathetic and you should get a life

[ninjapenguino101]

@jlfreak13 hmm usually when women insult anyone they pretty much express how they feel about themselves...did your husband leave you for a prettier younger lady? it happens...maybe if you didn't gain weight and let yourself go it would of never happened...hahaha I don't have to cook I bitches do that for me hahaha. Married are you serious xD you women aren't worth marrying anymore...your all whores get it over it....its the truth...now go cook me something slut

[jlfreak13]

i'm eighteen, smartass.

you insult everyone. does that mean that you think of yourself as a worthless bastard?

whatever. you are not worth anyone's time.

[ninjapenguino101]

@jlfreak13 hahaha 18 xD must be the high school whore....I am not talking shit to you I'm telling you the truth..there's a difference =D you are 18 and probably to busy sucking the captain of the football team off...if not that not your probably fucking the entire college football team...eh your probably doing both...are you done whore? I'm not paying you for this....

[jlfreak13]

wow you're funny. and you seem to know a lot about my sex life.

i'd rather be a whore , like you say i am and fuck the whole football team than be a worthless cunt like yourself.

i'm done here. have fun proving the world what a pathetic piece of scum you are.

toodles

[AZ97882]

Anticapitalist1777, you type a lot so I think it's pretty ironic that you don't know the difference or "your" and "you're". I won't even start on your grammar since that's a whole new level of how pathetic you seem to be.

[ninjapenguino101]

shut up bitch this is not an english essay dip shit. Now get your whore ass back in the kitchen.

[anticapitalist1777]

Seriously guys its time to say enough is enough.!

[ninjapenguino101]

I must females nowadays are greedy fat whores that are no longer real women. Real women died along time ago. Now we have rampaging abortion having cock hounds. Who only date men for money because their to stupid to get it on there own. This is a perfect example it's about a dumb bitch (the person who made this video) being a fat ungrateful whore. Her b.f gets her roses to show that he cares and slim fast for her health...but no the bitch takes it the wrong way...stupid whore...get in the kitchen

[anticapitalist1777]

Women think its funny to hit men. They like to see men in pain. Guys don't ever think your girlfriend loves you for who you are. Your nothing to her your a bank.

[anticapitalist1777]

WAKE UP MEN! Your girlfriend don't care about you. She only likes you for the presents you give her. If a woman hits a man thats domestic violence. Its time men took back there dignity there self esteem. Stop dating women until they learn to respect us.

[crazysob26]

Incase you didnt know women are insane

[Squad2ND]

I like girls a lot, but when they make too many demands and cost too much money, then it's time to move on.

[HateBritish]

Unless a women treats me like a human being i will not bother with them. But thats not going to happen is it. Women only like men for what we can give them.

[punketa32]

true.true.=)

[HateBritish]

why do women thionk domestic violence against men is ok. Im really starting to hate women.

[anticapitalist1777]

More and more men are waking up. Guys look at my channel you'll never want another girlfreind. Give me, Give me, Give me! Thats what women are all about.

[anticapitalist1777]

Guys give up on women why should we give endless presents and love to people who only return hate. All men should stop dating femle scum.

[WeIrDaZnGuRL]

sure you can go out and get yourself some gay men. have fun with that.

[ghosttimer]

But what if your girl is a stoner slut with a vomet fetish?

[MAYof90]

LMAOS. . .. YOU SEEM to have gone younger. . .

[S2TobeyS2]

Love is a dog from hell

[philb174]

Like most people on here i mean what i say in Youtube comments, you should do the same , Ken or not bother typing at all.

[NataliaVoro]

striper at a funeral! hahaha

[MrShababy21]

fuck shit balls lisa is so damn hot

[demonfox910]

is that guy her real husband/boyfriend?

[Babegirlcass]

You'll die young for making those ridiculous comments. If you didn't mean it, don't say it. You say we have no life? It is you who has no life.

[edwardluver06]

lol foreshame drunkie foreshame lol

[rescueXme89]

wow, your lame lol

[merilanewell]

love this. so funny =D

[ipdddd]

wow looks almost looks like " PLUMBERS DON'T WEAR TIES"....

[soldierswife1990]

wow this person should really go kill himself!

[LillaChristne]

Valentine´s day is my birthday...

[Bluekill]

is it k to confess to a girl y like with a card, but who's together with a guy already, but you know the guy is lame and they'll break up later anyway?

[alphacide]

Sxe Phil> LisaNova, She is too sexist and doesn't talk much about politics or anything useful

[DeathBringer769]

So what gender is she sexist towards

[esolofinzione]

"in Case you didn't know, women are insane" bahahahh!!

[waln492]

lol

[HappieDaisie]

how true.. :D

[mbLuver]

LMAO!!! "Sometimes women aren't sluts and they really just want to eat some chocolate." SOoo funny!

[mwaisberg78]

stripper at a funeral

[gig300300300]

u r beautifulllllllllll

[trmful]

if u now all that ur life must fuking suck! and its not are falt if we foget v-day mabey we dnt want to spend it with u becuse ur so ugly and talk alot

[WetWalnuts]

Bukowski is always good V-day reading material.

[Dzaal17]

Nice 2 buck chuck bottle, nice touch.

[domknoxx]

ur a genious

[tamponslut]

"Women are insane." Haha, sad but true.

[Reedynn]

"in case you didn't know, women are insane" Oh my god I fucking LOOOOOOOVVE YOUUUUU!!!

[Eaglesfan07Ascarp47]

yes yes i do

[gogogirlable]

this was really boring

[insanebastage]

good god, she is so gorgeous

[JadenNeko]

Oh man I found this hillirious but I hope you're not talking out of experience!

[tocoace469]

love it =)

[nicee123456]

and you'd be as use less as a stripper at a funeral" rofl XD

i like tha random ass exhibit names and crazy ass faces rofl rofl XD

[lunewhite]

valatines day comes from an old ritual when men who went to war came back to there wife and children then the next day went back to war== this sentance is pure bollox its hype money oriantated shizz just lick here 1nc a week and make it good putty in your hands (even if shes a bit smelly) miss the red weeks tho she will let you if you dont observe.yes women are mental

[BelgianDan]

I'm not a huge fan of Valentines day