Queen on British Values

[FUKTV]

Bloody lizards ;-)

[lordshenley]

Well done last comment. We don't deserve our wonderful Queen. Long may she reign

[MrJST87]

I have to admit I LoL'd.

But seriously this is pathetic get rid of this fucking video.

Judging by your previous comments, you are ignorant of the Queen's role in government and are ignorant of the fact that she pays MORE out of her own pocket to the Treasury than she actually receives. She gives all the income from the Crown Estate (her personal property) to the Government. She is paying Us, not the other way round.

Disloyal prick.

[stretchmorgan]

@MrJST87 long reign the Saxe Coburg Gothas. I love our German royal family. QE2 uber alles!

[horny4maturewomen]

shoot her

[blackpoolbarmpot]

I wonder if 'Her Maj' has seen & heard this Video ??

If I were her, I would have a good laugh over it. But sadly, the Royals don't seem to have much of a sence of humour. Although Prince Charles might have a giggle, as he is more 'in tune' with modern day life & satirical comedy.

[risteardsean]

the queen is a german

[Ravenbright]

Oh dear! A naughty-naughty word! Whatever next will we hear in the YouTube playground?!

[SMOOTHGROOVER7]

They all need to be stopped.

rofl

[DonSimonUK]

One needs to sh*t hahahaahahahahaahahahaha

[Jibberishconsumesme]

this is a funny edit but the real one isn't at all like this

[MercFriendlyChat]

Excellent!! Well put together. This is the kind of speech i'd love to hear at xmas.

[andbev0402]

I think the point is actually that the user who made this video believs that this is the kind of crap that the Monarchy and British establishment,(along with a vast majority of its older people probably),really think and would say if they didn't have an image to maintain and a society that deplores it. I don't think any of this is the user's beliefs it is him/her showing us what he/she believes Britain is proving to stand for nowadays with its laws and illegal foreign wars,(btw I AM British LOL)

[earlsutton]

fuck you own learning you kiss to much royal ass the days of king and queen are over they are pimp family fuck the whole pimp family go to bed you old fart phoooooooooooooo

[ownlearning]

mark this video as spam, report the user, and rate it low. every one can have their oppinons, i agree with freedom of speech, but this is promoting hatred, which is against the rules of youtube, plus is does offend millions

[ARUK1]

Im English, I never watch the queens speach because shes Fucking GERMAN!

[Pilkingtube]

And i suppose your celtic huh? most english people are germanic in origin

[Pilkingtube]

Ok take your pick, the Queen representing us, or Gordon Brown.. seriously you can't hate the monarchy when that is your decision, regardless of if you think they killed Dianna.

[wyncyspyder]

who said gordon brown would represent us if we got rid of the monarchy? we could represent ourselves and have a little bit of self-respect for once in our pathetic down-trodden history

[sfcalvinaz]

LMGAO!! Thanks for this!!!

[YogaNate79]

I like this a lot Liz. At least you are honest for a change. We now know what you think of the sand biggers in the Middle East, but I'd like to hear more on what you really think of us Americans. I'm sure it would not go over good!

[BlueSkyAtMidnight]

Well said wync. The English are so agressive when defending their being hoodwinked by this lot of Saxe-Cobergs they simply won't or cant face the truth. Then some of them actually believe that they won WW2. The limey and the frog, uungrateful self-important cavemen.

[SimplyBen84]

WTF! And your talking about arrogance?

The 'English' have spent the best half of a century being battered by anyone who reckons they got reasons to be annoyed with our ancestors. We not even allowed an English Identity, because its apparantly racist.

As an English person I am fed up for demonised for things that dont reflect me or anyone I know, any faults the English have can be equally found in other nations.

[wyncyspyder]

it's true though - the monarchy has got us all over a barrel - the royals go swanning off to their masked balls in helicopters while the rest of us scrabble around in the dirt desperately trying to make ends meet. when will this insane situation ever end? never, that's when. because people in the UK are too afraid to take responsibility for their own welfare. whatever it says in the song, britons love being slaves - playing second fiddle to posh crowd over at eton

[SimplyBen84]

What a distorted view of the monarcy you have. Firstly they cant have us over a barrel when thier significance is only symbolic, and the money they recieve of the government is a drop in the ocean.

So what if thier high culture, so what if me and you arent a part of it. Do you really think the abolishment of the monacry is going to bring about better equality? They have no say in how the country is won.

You should respect our history and heritage. tradition is as important as change.

[ownlearning]

they do some of these things yes, but they also do a valid job needed to run the country. do your home work then comment. they do more than first meets the eye as the queen choses not to publise what she does, the media only sees the "bad things" not the good things.

[wyncyspyder]

LMFAO! "they do a valid job needed to run then country" - they don't do fuk-all to run the country. they just sit on their fat royal arses lauding it up with super-rich tyrants whilst the rest of us break our backs to make a living. they're a bunch of parasitic kunts. lol, "they do a valid job" - come on, mate, any old idiot can see they don't do a "valid job"!

[jfppjfpp]

What a gas! Towel heads, lol, why do you let these goons into your country, just like France did, kick their asses out!

[Britain121]

Some people are horrible like the rot who made this!

[distortio]

some people are twats like the twat who said that. eat my dr. seuss hat.

[Britain121]

GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN!

The is treason! YOU STUPID ROT!

[distortio]

well, that was worth saying twice.

[LadyMarion777]

You are so stupid like all English....no wonder that most of the world hate the English ...lol

[ownlearning]

you say that any yet you are from germany.... ok some counties do hate us we all know this, however some counties hate you and some hate the usa and some hate china etc every one is hated by some one. but we need to defend what we got. this video is breaking the law of treason (Treason Act 1351) this video is offencive and hatred promoting.

[NeoFalcon69]

No wander your country lost 1/3 of her land thanks to two world wars.

[Britain121]

GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN!

The is treason! YOU STUPID ROT!

[ownlearning]

god save the queen, a wounderful lady. this is treason and it should be banned.

[britbasherno1]

Really funny and true..

[danofgy]

long live the queen..she got more corouge and determination for her country than any of us. she was shot at once you know? she just bowed her head and carried on walking.

good message in the video though...and before you all start calling me a racist you all beleive it too really your just afraid to stand up and say enough is enough for fear of being racists.

[distortio]

heh, what a silly queen. that's not courage, that sounds more like an utter inability to comprehend a situation! "perhaps if one looks away the bullets can't hurt me..."

oh, and telling people they're all inherently racist but afraid of being racists is not the most effective way of convincing anyone you're not a racist.

[black47irish]

LOL . .so much truth in this clip

[richyxx]

the royal family as a whole cost each of us something like 62p a YEAR. think about that next time your buying a pint of beer with over half of that price being tax

[distortio]

i think i see what you're saying... if we subsidised the drinks industry instead of bankrolling the royals beer would be cheaper. fair enough.

[grahamhill2007]

god bless the queen.

[bugsy30000]

yeah leave the queen alone whats ur problem man

[PenaltyKillah]

Don't think you get the truth behind the Queen's modified speech. Sometimes, raw truth has to be concealed behind ridicule.

[slave4glue]

leave the queen alone u cunts

[wyncyspyder]

yeah, let's keep taxing ourselves to give these inbred royals the lifestyle they deserve... stately homes, palaces, mansions, world travel, parties, polo, posh totty... it would be such a great shame if they were deprived of those things

[courageousjohnny]

I wonder if that old bird has ever even uttered the 'c' word in real life.

[faz40]

she is a big "C" in real life

[Brandon112878]

I'm laughing so hard at this I'm crying. My cheeks are sore.

And I can appreciate it because it's satirical.

[BaronSeymour]

other's who attack other's do it out of thier fear..weakness we call it!!!

[distortio]

people who punctuate every sentence they type with a series of exclaimation marks do it because they think everything they say is so important... tossers we call them.

[BaronSeymour]

lowlife comes to mind!!!

[Thegirl988]

i agree with this video

with all these immigrants this should be shown in a mosque

[distortio]

see that thing way over there in the distance? no? ok, get your telescope... over there... see it yet? no? over there with the neon sign over it that says "satire"? do you see it? no..? well anyway, that's the point you've missed.

[abdo01234]

lol

[BaronSeymour]

to the marker i guess your not a Monk then....God Bless The Queen!!!..

[distortio]

it's like you're some kind of crazy psychic magician, how do you DO that??

[BaronSeymour]

it's called having brain's what's your excuse!!!.

[distortio]

oh i don't know... shall we say "sarcasm"?

[BaronSeymour]

10 out 0f 10 my friend!!!.

[kainezee]

c'mon guys have some morals

[distortio]

oooh, not so many objections here, i might even get some of the threats of shootings and hangings lifted if i play my cards right...

[MrDeverill]

this is much more funny than the Xmas message.

"They all need to be stopped" ^^

God Bless the queen

[cueshark]

Funnier than the lame one.

[vista8808]

very funny....

[Blake4014]

LMAO got a good laugh man, that was funny dude. make more!

[poshpott]

you are a weirdo.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

[poshpott]

yawn .........

you got nothing better to do than comment on my comments?

[MrDeverill]

Yes, Our Government sucks. But... they could be worse... they could be like the Americans.

[MrDeverill]

Thats complete shit!

The Americans have killed thousands of people just for their own greed. The Ireland was 'UK' (scotland and wales too) soldiers defending northern Ireland from attacks from the south.

Do some fuckin research first, pig.

[MrDeverill]

you talking about medieval times.

[Brandon112878]

This is true. Especially if, like me, you did not vote for George W. Bush. Keep in mind the distinction between individual Americans on one hand, and the current American administration, or the American ethos, on the other, which may belie many individuals' views.

[Brandon112878]

Oh I guess it isn't apparent to whom I was replying.

[MrDeverill]

thats bullshit

[TVPast]

How dare you!, you will regret saying that on independance day, the USA was formed by England!!

[tomjune1983]

i agree with stanier jack since britain founded america and we have morals

[StanierJack]

yeah, these fucking americans have no respect

[distortio]

get a room, guys.

[StanierJack]

God save our gracious Queen Long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen: Send her victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us: God save the Queen.

[distortio]

snappy comeback, jack. did you come up with that one all by yourself?

[StanierJack]

No, but this is fucking disgraceful. Are you British, because if you are, you are a traitor!

[distortio]

why is that all you can do? huff and puff, beat your chest and shout things like "disgrace!" "traitor!" and "string 'em up!" oh, and grunt subservience songs at everyone... have you touched on some dark corner of your psyche there? maybe it's time to hire a prostitute to dress up as queeny and give you some discipline? "ooh, whip me, whip me ma'am! i'm your obedient servant and need SPANKING!"

[StanierJack]

Man. What have you been smoking?

Your mom was good, I owe you a cent.

Fucking American...

[distortio]

you can pay me in good old-fashioned british currency if you like, it'll save me a trip to the post office.

your mum was rubbish, i got my money back.

gormless prick.

[StanierJack]

You facking american wanker. GO fuck your 'Mom'

[Brandon112878]

Is the person who posted the video American?

[PenaltyKillah]

The last second is priceless!

[rutter1701]

That is Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. How sad you are for posting this...That woman has spent her whole life in charge of this country. Shame on you...Shame...

[SimplyBen84]

Yeah I have to agree with Rutter1701. I can see the funny side, but somethings, and I think the queen is one, will always be tasteless. She isnt above people having a joke at her expense, you only need watch the Royal Variety show to see that. This was quite mean and offensive. Good animation thou!

[PenaltyKillah]

Well, while this video is meaningful satire that foreigners are still being discriminated, I never expected this video to become really 'bloody' funny, like distortio's Queen's Christmas message, until the last second. Yeah, it sort of ruined the rest of the video, but that is really the sad truth for immigrants.

[SimplyBen84]

Fair points, I didnt think of it like that at the time. I have to admit to being a bit of a royalist, so this was never going to go down well with me! The comment "British people believe thier own beliefs are being threatened" is all too true, many therefor do think exactly like the the distorted message, but the Queen doesn't, and for a aging royal Her majesty is suprisingly liberal.

[lotrpippin2]

come on everyone the queen is alright really. watch a load of videos from the royal channel and she grows on you, honest

funny video though

[lloyd1024]

haha, i love this, its hilarious, obvious i take this seriously its just a joke but come on, it was funny.

[GenieP]

Ah, everyone, lighten up. This is hilarious and I'd bet even the queen would have to chuckle at this bit of fluff. Things change so much in the crazy old world, it is kind of nice to know that there's still an old queen on the British throne. Somehow it comforts me. She's better than George W any old day!!!!

[El7IncA]

u are not white u are a fucking pirate thats what u are...

[raskinman]

queen is something to be...... not! proud off. Take out the rubbish, I say and fill it with more income to the society.

[alannigelmarshall]

ha ha ha ha ha ha..yay....I am a white Brit who loathes the stinking old cow

[zionist75]

stop making fun of our queen you pleb. i hope you're a foreigner otherwise i'm ashamed

[distortio]

yeah, cos only johnny foreigner could ever have so little regard for good old-fashioned british grovelling... feel free to wallow in shame, you may now kneel and lick the powdered posterior.

[mitchbigcannon]

Yeah. Britian is such a terrible place. I mean just imagine how much better off if we would be under a fascist dictator, or communism. Then everyone would post nice messages...because if the didn't they'd be shot. See in a way you, with your video you've proved what a great place Britian is.

[distortio]

sorry, i think you've confused me with the fascist dictator appreciation society...  if you think this video proves what a great place britian is, surely you'd have no objection to it?

[roars24]

OMG this was hilarious! While I do admire the queen somewhat and find her to be quite intriguing and enigmatic. I do also appreciate that the time for monarcies even constitutional ones has passed. They promote class based socities and this continued inequality must desist if humanity is to move forward!.

[RickyMA1988]

You shouldnt make fun of QEII, she will go down as one of the greatest human beings to ever live.

[distortio]

really? what's she so great at? skydiving? scrabble? kickboxing? the 100 metres hurdles?

still, i'm sure you're right. i'll change my ways immediately...

[h8bigbro]

This isn't funny in the slightest. I agree, its just plain infantile.

[distortio]

well, i'm glad you found it within yourself to agree with somebody, doubly so you managed to comment on it. thank fuck you're not wasting your time...

[gobwithair]

am gobsmacked fancy lizzy knowing such words!!!!!!

[BAYCITYROLLERBOY]

Get the Towel Heads out of Great Britain!!!!!!!!!!!

[distortio]

why? do we need more room for dickheads?

[davyrichards]

this is a bit infantile, reguardless of your views on monarchy.... it's not funny, it's just offensive... if it were satiricle or funny it would be good but it is just crap

[distortio]

infantile is it? eh? yeah? well stuff it up your tits, titface.

[hftf1]

it's attacking people who think like that, not the queen herself

[Brandon112878]

Well, that's your opinion. I laughed so hard I cried. It was extremely well executed.

[madgirl414]

REPTILE DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Trowelhands]

I'm british and I find this funny, OSNAP I IS GOIN TO JAIL WHERE I'LL BE BUMMED IN THE SHOWER BY JOHNATHAN KING! some people need to lighten up.

[nageno]

god save the queen.the monarchy is the greatest thing ever.u ppl shall ncvr realise wat shit ur asking for by wanting a repbulic

[nageno]

yeah bring back the law of defaming her highness. this video is an absolute embaressment to human kind. it is obvius that the person who made this so incorrect. god save the Queen. i love my queen, i love my country. long rule brittania, god save the queen!

[distortio]

yes, us mere mortals shouldn't be allowed to do anything other than grovel at the feet of our betters and thank blighty for the opportunity... you love your queen, great. i like having a laugh at your expense. everyone's a winner.

[philschmohl]

I love the audio editing, well done you cunts, take a shit

[marijn96]

Die bitch die and take all the unionist with you. Give Éire back to the Irish

[britishroyalist]

If the northern ireland want to stay with britain then they will, its not up to southern ireland.

[marijn96]

hey it are the english and scottish emigrants who want to be part of the UK. if you would know the history of Éire you would know this as well. the true people of ireland are irish.

26+6=1

[mancassassin]

Are you French by any chance? They murdered their Royal family and put a President in their Palace instead! Smart? The British Royals help make a lot of money for the British economy via tourism smarter! I love my queen, I love my country! Bring back the law for defacing the Queen!! Not long ago you'd be strung up for posting this video. Shame!

[distortio]

i love the way you assume i must be french because i don't share your fanatical devotion to liz. sure, use the royals to make money via tourism, but let's streamline the operation. lose the palaces and stately homes, the endless trips abroad, the fancy jewelery and the mi££ions paid to them every year, and have them scurrying around in cages, scrapping with the otters for fish and a patch of straw to shit on. they could even keep the holidays if we send them on tour as a travelling circus.

[blackjamm]

You're not British, then, because if you were, you would be extremely embarrassed at what you have said. Britain doesn't need the royals, Britain isn't the royals, and any law against defacing the Queen would be exactly like those bullshit American laws about burning flags. England has a strong tradition of personal liberty, and it is not about some worthless old bint, and the old purpose of the monarchy - war - is no longer fulfilled by them.

[Zaf67]

Elle se depeche de demouler un cake?? LOL

[onepeachykeen]

I loved the funny face!

The voice was wonderful.

Smiles

[kieran0021]

HAHAHAHHAHAH

[wazackenzie]

you need more views, considering the ammount of tripe on you tube that ets millions of hits, you truly are an unsung heroe!, start spamming people with it, get some more keywords in there and get people seeing it,

[umplefactor]

that is shit.

[glup732]

republic = shit

(frenchman)

[jutlandia]

hahahaaaa

[britishroyalist]

HAHAHAHA

[ewenutz]

hahahah, brilliant!