Hahahaha, I've had sex with a bearded guy once (his beard wasn't as big as the ones you guys have, but it was impressive enough), and it was FANTASTIC. I wish I had more bearded lovers :O
After watching this video I did not consider having sex with a bearded man. Instead it made me want to have sex with bearded man... starting with the four of them.
The awkward thing about this song is that you expect it to be a joke, and it IS hilarious, but its also an amazing song!!! Fuck Gotye, this should've been number 1.
I have been having sex with a bearded man all weekend.... I only do bearded men and if they don't have one when I meet them... they soon do awaken to growing one. As the old adage goes: A kiss from a man with no beard is like an egg with no salt.
This song came out in September?? Ok, that's just weird! I am a bearded man myself and until September I was suffering quite a long dry spell shall we say, and then I met my current girlfriend! I can only assume this song being released must have had something to do with it! Thank you The Beards! Thank you so much! :')
Hey guys I am currently growing my beard for shave for a cure 2013, my aunty recently got diagnosed with cancer so I decided to put a facebook page together and document my beard growing process and build a fan base and in turn some serious donations for shave for a cure 2013 please join my page Josh's beard cheers guys!
I'm sorry to any musical purists out there, but this is the greatest song ever written. And it has confirmed for me that I took the right step at 18 years of age to grow a beard. 17 years later and never looking back. Thank you Beards.
@Omianto I know, but sadly there are un-enlightened people out there whom does not understand the meaning of that beautiful word. So I thought I'd bring them in from the cold by putting up a more explanatory sentence :D
im the 156,196 viewer, date is the 25th of feb. like this and lets see hoe long it takes to go viral
Fizbo1234 2 days ago
I have considered this.....it's my DAMN FETTISH!
ForeverCrim 2 days ago
the lead singer reminds me of the dude from the hangover
sk8death26 4 days ago
@sk8death26 Yes he does look a bit like Zach Galifianakis, particularly with the shades.
Maddolis 1 day ago
No joke, like 2 days after I grew my beard - regular sex :)
JohnnyTightlips01 5 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
Hahahaha, I've had sex with a bearded guy once (his beard wasn't as big as the ones you guys have, but it was impressive enough), and it was FANTASTIC. I wish I had more bearded lovers :O
groar86 6 days ago 2
the beards have the birds too :)
Chitchato23 6 days ago
I'm applauding in front of my monitor
Arimane 1 week ago
Aww maaan... I didn't think it was possible but now Chuck Norris is gonna get even more sex :/
MeTriviSlipKlokDriva 1 week ago
Im a straight male, but now im starting to consider having sex with a bearded man.
kelshipp8989 1 week ago 4
ryan dun is not dead, he joined the beards
TheDolefish 1 week ago 2
Whats with the squealy voiced bearded man :)
AntsPantshere 1 week ago
these guys are like the bearded beatles
MsVej 1 week ago
I NEED TO GO TO AUSTRALIA
jmxbox 1 week ago
That awkward moment when you see yourself in the mirror, and then try to fuck the mirror. Just another day in the life of a bearded man...
AdviceFromAShoe 1 week ago
Adelaide FOR THE WIN
boogerizer14 1 week ago
now I'm proud of my bearded boyfriend
Manueelaa 1 week ago 5
7 people cant grow a beard..
Sircheezy 1 week ago 4
i think wheezy waiter needs to see these guys
5TheAssassin 1 week ago
I've asked my husband to grow a beard after hearing this song. I want some beard action :-)
twippacat 1 week ago 5
I wish I could. :<
Faylien64 1 week ago
Welp, looks like I found myself a new ringtone.
Bhitch92 1 week ago
I grew a beard for 7 months, it resembled a thick beehive, I miss my beard. Im growing a new beard as of now.
jewlzben 2 weeks ago
This song is getting Zach Galifianakis so much action...
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After watching this video I did not consider having sex with a bearded man. Instead it made me want to have sex with bearded man... starting with the four of them.
theevolutionofluck 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from TheBeardsAustralia
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theevolutionofluck 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from TheBeardsAustralia
I have a beard... I love The Beards
noodlePancake 2 weeks ago
Im very aroused
duggoey 2 weeks ago
australians are fucking awesome
rafoman101 2 weeks ago 49
@rafoman101 Yes, yes we are.
54MProductions 2 days ago
is that Zach Galifianakis?? It so is
meatraffel 2 weeks ago
I'm going to let my beard grow now.
STEPAdub 2 weeks ago
too bad Bin Laden is dead, he'd loved this song!
balasankar123 2 weeks ago
pause at 2:47
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I have to trim my beard for a job interview tomorrow, so fucking depressed
JohnnyTightlips01 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
I have to trim my beard for a job interview tomorrow, so fucking depressed
JohnnyTightlips01 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@JohnnyTightlips01 its a sad day when the growth must be tamed, i feel for you mate
keirus69 2 weeks ago
1136 people have had sex with a bearded man
andygaras 3 weeks ago
is it just me, or should these guys be holstering six shooters?
the26thhour 3 weeks ago
i am a bearded man and i get sex all the time :D
it may or may not be because of this song
tafyob14 3 weeks ago
I considered it at 2:49
bourbonfueledradcunt 3 weeks ago
love it, If only i could grow a beard......
madmick82 3 weeks ago 2
King Robert gets plenty.
RyanHawkz 3 weeks ago
I'm never shaving the rest of my life you guys are the shit
baileymiller419 3 weeks ago 3
-Pan to Facey "Each time you look at that beard you want it more" ohh yes mr stublington, i doo
candlemoth 3 weeks ago
what's not to love about this song!
fruitcakedunlop 3 weeks ago
good thing my boyfriend is growing one now i can officially help the cause of this song
meaganmillions 3 weeks ago
One of the best songs I have heard in ages! All 13 inches of my beard was tingling while listening!
CaptFatBeard 4 weeks ago 23
@CaptFatBeard Thought those 13 inches where going to be something else...
AntsPantshere 1 week ago
HIS SWEATY BEARD DRIPS LIKE A WATERING CAN !!
Lol...
Massacred55 4 weeks ago
The awkward thing about this song is that you expect it to be a joke, and it IS hilarious, but its also an amazing song!!! Fuck Gotye, this should've been number 1.
margemelloww 4 weeks ago
That is why vikings were so awesome.
icecremer 4 weeks ago 5
@icecremer
Damn straight!
ElDuorPaso 3 weeks ago
0:17 "I have a beard"
woopsiburntstarIV 4 weeks ago 5
why is sexy and i know it in the related videos? i mean i know beards are sexy and all but still...
lifeoftheparty2121 1 month ago
do neck beards count?
mipmip8 1 month ago 4
Is it even possible to dislike this song?
quitelauren 1 month ago 3
Is the lead singer also the retard from Hangover??
skillo93 1 month ago
@skillo93 no, lol but i can see why you would think that
lifeoftheparty2121 1 month ago
@skillo93 no..
candlemoth 3 weeks ago
Was so happy when I heard this song in the hottest 100, shoulda been higher tho. Still a great job
MinnerBren 1 month ago 3
Congrats on cracking the Hottest 100 boys. You're making Adelaide proud!
Chic1110 1 month ago
"Beards! I have a beard" best. ever.
todderizer2000 1 month ago 4
0:15 is the coolest.
DoctorMiracle 1 month ago
That was such an epic live performance.
JesstheHill 1 month ago
why are guys considering?! beards are epic, go have sex, NAO!
autumnyo2 1 month ago
TRIPPLE J NUMBER 99!!!!
pilotpro25 1 month ago 6
#99
MrSweeney1234 1 month ago
@MrSweeney1234 awesome last name bro
beats1n1shit 1 month ago
I hope every single like and viewer of this video voted for these guys in the Hottest 100!
upsilonarts 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Wow what the hell. Those guys are so talented, I can't believe that was a live take. Why doesn't this have more views?
laspitarte 1 month ago
@laspitarte wait until you see them live! incredible doesn't even some up their beardy awesomeness!
upsilonarts 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
2:43 smile is the best part of the video.
GlItCh017 1 month ago
I have been having sex with a bearded man all weekend.... I only do bearded men and if they don't have one when I meet them... they soon do awaken to growing one. As the old adage goes: A kiss from a man with no beard is like an egg with no salt.
indigolicious1 1 month ago
this song made me think about having sex with a bearded man. i then grew a beard and had a wank. its sort of the same thing...
herpesboburpees 1 month ago 3
I'm a single, Bearded man. The lack of sex coming my way is most upsetting :-/
alunmillard 1 month ago
@alunmillard keep growing that beard... I'm sure you will have non stop poon coming at you very soon.
Yebittendog 1 month ago
I liked the part where they mentioned beards...
rachellhellhell 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I just had sex with a bearded man!
TitinaHope 1 month ago 2
Not only have I considered it, I have made it my life goal.
WoobiBear 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
im going to have every one of there babies!
RedHotPudings 1 month ago
me and my beard approve of this song
oplopanux 1 month ago 3
I listen to this song while combing the beard on my dick!
DumpsterLifeFTW 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I so am gonna have sex with my bearded man =)~
UberSwoozy 1 month ago
dear god this is amazing!
eragonandsaphira 1 month ago
A man without his beard is like a lion without his mane......True men have beards!!
Taimoor03 1 month ago 3
This song came out in September?? Ok, that's just weird! I am a bearded man myself and until September I was suffering quite a long dry spell shall we say, and then I met my current girlfriend! I can only assume this song being released must have had something to do with it! Thank you The Beards! Thank you so much! :')
cliftonkid 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 3
Holy shit...this is the best song in the world
fosty99 1 month ago 35
I once had sex with a bearded man, I was 11, and in cub scouts....
kaldoshmaldo 1 month ago 3
@kaldoshmaldo i warned you if you ever told anyone about that i'd kill your parents
TheBaronsamedi88 1 month ago
My beard grew substantially over the duration of this video.
2112Primus 1 month ago 5
I am a bearded man. I am now considering having sex with a bearded man.
Wilhelm1892 1 month ago 124
This is in E minor, am I right?
mpalin11 1 month ago
@mpalin11 B major.
youareatourist 1 month ago
My classy moustache now seems feeble by comparison, I shall hence forth grow a Beard!!
Dorkyorc 1 month ago 8
This video is the best
VJXIV3R 2 months ago
This song got my beard head, hey that progress!! right! Oh boy here she comes!
SyiWolfe 2 months ago
This is totally awesome!
kdos15 2 months ago
Berads are comming back ive grown a beard cuz these guys keep it up the beards!!
Taimoor03 2 months ago
Is that Zach Galifianakis?
thejewishnose 2 months ago 4
@thejewishnose Yes, all of them!
204Archer 2 months ago
Hey guys I am currently growing my beard for shave for a cure 2013, my aunty recently got diagnosed with cancer so I decided to put a facebook page together and document my beard growing process and build a fan base and in turn some serious donations for shave for a cure 2013 please join my page Josh's beard cheers guys!
joshski85 2 months ago
That drummer is pulling some mighty strange faces
trippytrucker 2 months ago
Why cant I stop watching this.This is great.Look at the little things they do w their beards throughout the song.
caliindica 2 months ago
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funnyfacerful 2 months ago
lead singer has a great voice
levethane 2 months ago
This gets better each time I watch it!! Senfreakingsational!!
aishyv 2 months ago
Screw Julia Gillard, these legends should be prime ministers!
megaaaaaaannn 2 months ago
There is no reason why this song isn't in the hitlists.
istraraugir 2 months ago
Omg 66,666 views. I am the only one who will be able to see that. Also, this song was awesome.
Stratocaster42 2 months ago
Looks like Zach, sounds like Jack ...
91brianw 2 months ago 2
"Having a beard is the new not having a beard". Simply awesome!
I give this all three thumbs up! This is brilliant!
F1ngret 3 months ago 4
an awesome song plus a narrative.......beard
JohnnyTightlips01 3 months ago
toughest warriors out
haushj0 3 months ago
new favorite band.
CooperHaydenn 3 months ago 5
This video made my beard hard.
jimmah13 3 months ago 144
I'm sorry to any musical purists out there, but this is the greatest song ever written. And it has confirmed for me that I took the right step at 18 years of age to grow a beard. 17 years later and never looking back. Thank you Beards.
TheMrDunville 3 months ago 2
HARDCORE DRUMMER!!!! :D
antillicus 3 months ago
Zach Galifianakis on vocals xD
ArdjMetal 3 months ago
The drummer looks like Johan Hegg!
SwedishBerzerker 3 months ago 3
I only get sex when I have a beard
andrewice25 3 months ago 2
I've managed to have sex since this song came out, and I have a beard. ;)
GeorgeArthas 3 months ago 3
@GeorgeArthas Masturbation doesnt count, but its a step.
MetalGuitarChris 3 months ago 3
This reminds me of Electric six
lordtuck39 3 months ago 2
1 Peson has no beard :(((
sexyhoes9 3 months ago
Such a shame JJJ had to get involved :( They are always a year behind fings...
tooninoz1 3 months ago
@tooninoz1 They are alot more up to speed then comercial radio is though.
tankmen93 3 months ago
I bet they worship ZZ Top...
MrSeanlamkins 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheBeardsAustralia
Hahaha :D His face from 02:44 - 02:48 :D
Paranoidhaze 3 months ago 3
1 persons does not like beards touching their mammary glands
blobby427 3 months ago
Beards!!
TheHighlifa 3 months ago
They sound amazing live. Also, 0:15 "Beards! .. I have a beard .."
esserjk 3 months ago 4
@esserjk Gold. My favourite bit of the whole video. Makes me laugh every time.
TheMrDunville 3 months ago
great tune....my beard long & proud in the usa!!!!!
fluffydolly 3 months ago
Remember no-shave-vember!
Omianto 3 months ago
@Omianto *movember!
unstealthypanda 3 months ago
@Omianto I know, but sadly there are un-enlightened people out there whom does not understand the meaning of that beautiful word. So I thought I'd bring them in from the cold by putting up a more explanatory sentence :D
Omianto 3 months ago
I've been bearded for almost four months now. This song is an inspiration.
JonBrownGilbert 4 months ago 2
love the drummers faces
midnightedgeband 4 months ago 3
@bowwow1234151 hey jack its henry, haha these guys are amazing
MrSuicideSeason111 4 months ago
@Keeflard haha hey keelan its henry!! i finally looked these guys up, theyre amazing xD
MrSuicideSeason111 4 months ago
I want to have sex with a bearded man..
rachamore 4 months ago 34
MY BEARD GOT ME LAID LAST NIGHT! BY MY NASTY EX! I WAS BEARDLESS AND THEN PREVAILED. MUAHAHAHAHA
yadig513 4 months ago in playlist 2011
oh god this is beautiful
izabel1395 4 months ago
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I would consider having sex with a bearded man after hearing this song.
workinghard22 4 months ago
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workinghard22 4 months ago
"Having a beard is the new not having a beard." HAHAHA GENIUS
redtubeisutubelol 4 months ago
This is pretty much the best band ever.
WhySoSerious55 4 months ago
I demand tabs for this song! >:(
hideinthehole 4 months ago
BEARDTASTIC!
yadig513 4 months ago 3
Can anyone tell me the lyrics to the song
bowwow1234151 4 months ago
@bowwow1234151 Yes, Google.
TheDagga94 4 months ago in playlist TheDagga94's favorites
@TheDagga94 OK then smart guy, you look up lyrics on Google (like I already have) and you send me a link when you find it, 'cause I fucking cant
bowwow1234151 4 months ago
@bowwow1234151 i'll never tell you the lyrics to to the song!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha
keeflard 4 months ago
@keeflard Well then screw you, you little shit
bowwow1234151 4 months ago
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keeflard 4 months ago
what a smashing beard. so jealous
07kerky07 4 months ago
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07kerky07 4 months ago
I have had sex with many a bearded man
candlemoth 4 months ago
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DRUMMER
azlee07 4 months ago 2
@azlee07 I've never seen anyone rock a shaker and a brush so GOD DAMN HARD!
GretschDrummer000 4 months ago in playlist GretschDrummer000's favorites
1 dislike, ha
keeflard 4 months ago
I have also managed to acquire relationship with a lady while i was repping a full beard, and no i did not have to pay for it :P
Edgensor 4 months ago
i also have had sex with my beard on. sexually
IAMSPLITTONGUE 4 months ago
Wadsworth Constant applies.
TheDagga94 4 months ago in playlist TheDagga94's favorites
I have a beard.
soleher 4 months ago
Science says women are genetically engineered to like beards. So even science approves of this!
FromThanatosToSol 4 months ago
@FromThanatosToSol I guess I just stopped being a woman.
cookienfudge 4 months ago
FACT:When you have a beard, you dictate when and what kind of sex you want to have!
InHumanForm555 4 months ago
i have a beard and my misses is as hot as fuck! beards ftw
flyvictoria1 4 months ago 3
1 person NEEDS to consider having sex with a bearded man...
canbot71 4 months ago 59
I don't have to exfoliate or own a loufah because I date bearded men.
SaraCityLopez 4 months ago
best 4 minutes and 22 seconds of my life.
Burninator44 4 months ago 2
I tried to get rid of my beard once, it came alive during the night and tried to strangle me. I swore in that moment to never shave it again.