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  • God is saying to you right now rise up and talk in the name of Jesus Christ may you be healed so rise up and talk

  • rise up my little Stephen

  • i find this very hard to masturbate to

  • @noobaxe I didn't

  • @noobaxe

    HUEAHUEAUH SO FUNNY ORIGINAL COMMENT XDXDXD LOL I JIZZED ON MY PANTS XDXDXDX HEUAHUEAHUEHEAUHUHAE

  • @neverhoodyn thank you :)

    ps. irony/sarcasm doesnt translate very well over the internet ;)

  • Dr Dolittle much?

  • "Witty and accessible way" ! laughing my ass off hysterically, he sounds like a moaning retarded Hippo.

  • @SixFootTallMidget Why odd? is it not stranger to think that energyjust dissappears?

  • Two faces at 1:52 in the chalk....

  • he is faking it..

  • @clutchasawrus are you fucking for real

  • man his interpreterz pretty good at translating i can just make out what hes saying if i rewind and play it back a few timez lolz

  • Artificial puppet at the service of the Jesuit propaganda.

    Very easy and convenient to control through a speech synthesizer.

  • quackademic bullshit to the freaking core. LMFAO!

  • actually he is saying mahwk aammwaaakahaaawk

  • 4:20 to 4:45

    absolutely agree

    call it singularity or God, there is no difference if you get the point

  • i laughed at the start... then got pissed at myself for laughing.... i am going to hell now. bye

  • "In the late 1970's, black holes were sexy" you don't need to tell me baby! :-D

  • All I could think was Stephen: Get me out of this fucking chair!

    Student:I love this chair.

  • how the fuck can he understand him

  • Thumbs up if you looked for part 1 after watching this.

  • 6 people only watched this video to dislike it. Sad.

  • @GavinJLang they think people with disbilities are stupid

  • lmfao. 5:34 poor guy man

  • I don't want to sound mean, but am i the only one that was wondering how the hell he had kids?

  • @MyBlade69 Hawking has ALS, its a degenerative disease. At the start he was just as healthy as you or I

  • @simtur88 Well yes but they say he had it from when he was 20 well in to hos 30 was when it showed he had a song....maybe im just over thinking it....but im just saying, Hawking is still bad ass

  • @MyBlade69 I believe he was in a wheel chair in his 30's, but it wasn't as disabilitating as you see him in videos later in his life

  • @lionslicer9999 thank you !!! that was just a weird thing i always wanted to know, and i didnt mean to sound ... umm...harsh or fucked up by saying it. just was wondering lol. thank you for answering :)

  • "My Precious"

  • the most brilliant man, that has ever been in this earth, and im typing this with tears in my eyes,stephen hawking, big inspiration, i feel honored to share the same age of time with him,

  • black hoes??? lol

  • Poor guy :( fuck this world's a bitch. And wtf? 2:52 how are black holes sexy? wtf

  • the guy that was translating for him probably played too much mad gab

  • fuck your black hole by a dildo

  • Um, that was Hawk-ward.

  • there is no way that this guy knows what the hell he is saying... come on now....

  • How ironic that one of the most intelligent human beings on the planet have a body which needs artificial aid to function proparly

  • @KamasutraButterfly what part of that EXACTLY is ironic?

  • So smart that his body was retarded.

  • how the fuck does that student interpret that?! he should win a nobel prize.

  • hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggghhhh­h!

  • I don't understand how you could interpret anything Hawking said...

  • So if people seem to say that hawking is so smart, why is he so busy with theories? Why doesn't he try to fix more useful problems?

  • There are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000­,000,000,000 particles in the universe that we can observe, Your momma took theugly ones and put them into one nerd.

  • No No No!!! They said Black Ho's are sexy jesus are you guys deaf?

  • black holes are sexy? eehehehehhee

  • lol porn

  • youve got no idea what you messin' with here boooi! 

  • Heres an idea. LEts send a satellite into a black hole! LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS!

  • what happens when the black hole explodes? It must take a long time to get to that point due to hawking radiation

  • Umm that was hawk-ward...

  • @PokemonFreakje wow ur funny, u just watched the nicepeter rap video

  • @PokemonFreakje

    Epic rapbattles of history?

  • @PokemonFreakje epic rap battles ftw :D

  • @PokemonFreakje that "joke" if it is one is boring now

  • @TrancetasticWilza you're a brainless pathetic person

    Epic rap battles ftw. <3

  • @newkidskut123 you're a child. Jog on. xx

  • @TrancetasticWilza Get some humour. xx

    you dont seem to have it, pathetic

  • @beertjes1000able thats just it, I have a sense of humour. xx

  • @TrancetasticWilza that joke is not even funny kid..

  • @newkidskut123 I know

  • @TrancetasticWilza If you thought it was positively ment to you, you're wrong, it was ment to him

    LOL

  • @beertjes1000able you're not making any sense now. i'd quit while you're ahead (dick head)

  • @TrancetasticWilza not making any sense? Why'd you said "i know" at my LOL reaction?

    oh and btw, if you're gonna call me names...

    you got skype? we can talk there then ;)

  • @beertjes1000able i replied to newkidskut123 ?! yeah i have skype, but i'm not going to argue, lifes too short and it's not worth it...

  • @PokemonFreakje YESS!!!

  • yes of course when they were young they were sexy now they'er not

  • HawkinG, not HawkinS. Unless you mean Dawkins. Who has nothing to do with this video.

  • ,hkg,kg

  • Black holes were sexy? 0.0

  • Hawkins is a great man.

  • @bgibb101 "Nonsense."

    You're just another religious fanatic. Cry more.

  • @ABCDEFR - Typical. All you can do is call names. Where is YOUR science?

  • 2:54

  • Ummm...Since when were black holes sexy?

  • wait how do are u able to translate tht?

  • Revered and respected.

    While Jesus will be remembered as fairy tale at best.

  • Hawking is immortal now. His name will live on as long as humanity.

  • he jacks off to black holes

  • hw said black skinny hoe's are sexy

  • MC SQUARED!

  • they must have filmed this with his wheel chair

  • he sounds like a whale

  • I'm sorry but after about 3:25 i felt EXTREAMLY sorry for him. HE COULDN'T SPEEK!!!!!!!! (Well he could but it's very shitty)

  • This dude is making sounds and the guy translated it.weird I replayed it alot and heard grumbles hawking is a warrior for hanging on.but how could you say god ain't real when he was with him during the operation so he wouldn't die.be real him still living is a miricle thanks to god.

  • @wemolaski By your logic God is responsible for everything that happens then it was God who gave him this horrible disease in the first place and made a life of such a great and intelligent man so miserable. No, don't thank God.

  • 3:25 how can you interoperate that?!?

  • Only Theories, they can't explain or not know nothing, hawking is the biggest ignorant...!

  • @hombregato2 you cant type a sentence that is grammatically correct. why should anyone listen to you?

  • stephen hawking is such a beast. he and jesus should be characters on mortal kombat

  • There's always has to be some guys who listen to video just to find some akward language moments. :/ ^_^

  • god doesn't give a shit about nobody...simple answer.Why ? because it's a thing that dont exist

  • thumbs up for that guy translating

  • thumbs up if nicepeter rap brought you here :D

  • This is probably an inappropiate question, but how the heck did he manage to have sex to get a son??

  • @zhangvict1 they probably artificialy inseminated his wife, by withdrawing semen from his you know...

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  • UUUUUUUUU'VE got no idea what yo messin with here boy. I've got twelve inch rims on mah chair that's how i roll ya'll!

  • :,)

  • At 2:52 did he say black holes are sexy?

  • @connororrstu In the late 70s, everything was sexy.

  • @Glopnotishboober - True dat

  • @connororrstu Yeah

  • @connororrstu LOLOLol

  • @connororrstu Well you have to be honest. There was a lot of gay black porn making the rounds in the seventies.

  • @connororrstu yeah he did lol

  • @connororrstu But you cant see it!

  • @connororrstu more like "black hoes were sexy"

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  • Some people learn Japanese, some people learn French or Spanish...............this man learned how to hear and speak 'Hawking'

  • I wonder what his views on harry Potter are?

  • How the fuck can he understand him

  • How was his student able to interpret that? Crazy stuff.

  • do not call science the "new" religion. Science should never be thought of that way. Religion accepts without questioning. science is diametrically opposed to this idea.

  • It would be good if theses videos had a better quality.

  • when he was young

  • stephen hawking is a legend

  • sweet

  • rippin holes bigger than the whole in your black hole theory was

  • @angelofmegadeath you better be scared! cuz that means albert E = MC2!!!!! oooooooo snap

  • anything created in your mind is bullshit. unless you can use the scientiffic method, stfu about your IDEAS.

  • Despite that he couldn't be understandable at the time this video was captured, We should thank god that we could understand him at our time. thanks to our today's Technology, everyone can now get used from his intelligence.

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  • @araby40 We should "thank god"?

  • @Alex4uall You do need to thank god, unless you dont want.. We should thankgod for everything, Aswell we should thank god for him being alive till now and didnt die from his desease, we should thank god that he put intelligence in people who made the software so we can hear him right now.

  • @araby40 It's not possible to thank a non-existing character.

  • @araby40 We should thank God? Why not thank the people who made this software? I would thank God, if he gave him his voice back, alltogther :)

  • @HKragh Who made those people which made the software have the intelligence to make it? , Isn't it god?

    Who's the one who didn't make him die until now, isn't it god?

  • @araby40 Ok, let me get this right.

    God is resposible for everything? Nothing happens without his control. What you want us to do, is thank God for creating the intelligence which were able to help Hawking with the disability that God created. Or how is it? If God is to take credit for the healthy people, with intelligence, isn't he also then to take credit for the handicapped? Or those people aren't his work? Those people just happend to be like that? By accident?

    Hilarious world view, please.

  • @HKragh but that's what life for, His Maybe hadicapped but he has great intelligence, because God is testing him.For everything god take from a person, he gives another bless instead, For example someone is Blind, god always gives another blessing in exchange of it to see if his going to use it in a right way, This can be proven by many people in the world, which Stephen is one of them, God took his voice, but gave him intelligence to see if his going to use mind inorder to make the world better

  • @araby40

    Steven Hawking doesn't believe in God. Less bullshit please.

  • @bamzookilo I never said he believe in god, Look who's bullshitting now.

  • @araby40 You're saying that God is in control of his life. What sort of dumbass tries to push religion onto people like that. It's like a cock, it's good to have one, good to be proud of it, but don't go around shoving down my throat.

  • @araby40 There is no god.

  • @WeEatBrainz matter of opinion.

  • @araby40 God didn't create his talking computer... A computer scientist who used critical thinking and knowledge gained from generations of man making mistakes and learning from them created his talking computer... Don't thank God... Thank every man that came before us...

  • I like your comment. I do, but I think that you partly ruined your message by making it a run on sentence. :/ It makes it hard for me even understand what you are saying. You should shorten your sentences to make reading them run smoother. The reason why I'm saying this is because I am really interested in what you have to say... I hope you take my words to heart...after all being able to communicate is important. :D "black holes were sexy"

  • I like your comment. I do, but I think that you partly ruined your message by making it a run on sentence. :/ It makes it hard for me even understand what you are saying. You should shorten your sentences to make reading them run smoother. The reason why I'm saying this is because I am really interested in what you have to say... I hope you take my words to heart...after all being able to communicate is important. :D "black holes were sexy"

  • I truly feel sorry for this man, but also feel happy that even though he has lost almost all of his bodily functions, even today, he is described as a groundbreaking physicist who I look up to, even at my young age of 16, I realise the importance and thankfulness of having a man like Stephen Hawking, on this planet, and still to this day be able to perform massively complex calculations.

    I think I speak for anyone else who sees this man as I see him, a true legend, and a master at what he does

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  • I cannot understand what Hawking is saying. Poor man.

  • i dont really see how you can get english out of this. not trying to be a dick

  • if anybody finds out who the interpretor is please let me know

  • i cannot understand a single word from him "huhrrgg hahrrg hagrr huhgrr". this dude is so unlucky.

  • 3rd!

  • Stephen was very lucky in being the right person at the right place at the right time?

  • This sounds like something somebody would would make up when their hammered drunk.

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