Die Antwoord (Ninja and his chommies)

[eddysvideos33]

'We are in the future now' best quote ever!

[leye63]

Awesome

[razza858]

on 6:52 u can see someones dick but u have to be quick lol!! hahah

[TheBlackdunutborges]

@razza858 its ninjas dick, search it on google

[faktofjoy]

please don't misrepresent "ninja" like you "ninja" do.......sigh......

[TheSeriusly]

What does Yolandi says at 5:02 ???

[pecarson]

@TheSeriusly I ask him all the time he won't give me a kiss

[TheSeriusly]

@pecarson ok ^^ thank you! i love die Antwo0rd, they are so fucking freaky funny... did U see the short-Movie "Umshini Wam", it's funny, but i don't understand the sense of this Movie. xD

[bslayerw]

@Bulltwag you got a fucken problem with fucken fucken?

[thatkindofguy234]

5:13..... that has to be the coolest man on earth...

[allylovesinging]

YOLANDI U SMOKE SHAME!!!.............CRY *tear* 

[thatkindofguy234]

@allylovesinging lol shes smoking a blunt I think... If u dont know a blunts weed wrapped in cigar paper.

[neoshaolin1]

I like how all his friends look somewhat normal. XD

[maciejwrotek]

@karlstade do it or die tryin

[maciejwrotek]

what landi says at 5:02 ?

[chrisg111111]

Did anyone know what are that bit from 2:10 ?

[dfunkt]

@chrisg111111

that is the melody from "rich bitch". watch?v=8bdeizHM9OU

[chrisg111111]

@dfunkt Thank you m8 - of cozzz - i know that song :) just forgot bit - thx m8

[weepingoldwillow]

"stickytape and plastic and like fuckin' bubblegum"

[TheLazyPinecone]

Pause it at 6:52 and theres a surprise! ;)

[zombie32wes]

@TheLazyPinecone Actually it's 6:50 and OMG!

[TheLazyPinecone]

@zombie32wes no its not!

[zombie32wes]

@TheLazyPinecone Ow, srry, uțr right :D

[saylem123]

die antwoord is hier

[Demov12]

Their so wierd... xD

[mrmusaka]

Haha, ''If you dont know what i am saying dont worry about that it like we're in the fucking future now'' :)))

[28naenae28]

hahaha we accidently had a kid together.. and we're a good mummy and daddy..

[bekindtoyurbuds]

I like die antwoord, but what the fuck is up with looking like a garden gnome? is that cool in south africa?

[Likwitsnke]

Penis at 6:52 lmao

[maglintzumann]

@Likwitsnke is that ninjas?

[v3ln14s]

that crazy retardish dude is fukkin funny :d

[scorepyo]

Please anybody, what's the song at 4:22? It's off the chain!

[dfunkt]

@scorepyo

it is called "fok julle naaiers", and it is unreleased, although they play it live: watch?v=oaNjXPJwyGo&t=2m33s

peace

[scorepyo]

@dfunkt Thanks!

[NafanyaZX]

@scorepyo

obviously it's one of their songs...

[bekindtoyurbuds]

@scorepyo Do us all a favor and never use the phrase "off the chain" again!

[scorepyo]

@bekindtoyurbuds I'll stop when you get off MY chain. Racist. :)

[TheHoopingGypsy]

iWish Yo-Landi Talked More :P

[xXJuliitkaaXx1]

4:23 what is that song called ?

[marialynch33]

get those other idiots out of your vidoe they are fucking it up!!!

[jjelrod1111]

i cant stop watching them so interesting...amazing live shows too plus she is a sexy beast... coming from Colorado in the USA!

[gullwingtrucks]

reminds me of some of the white dudes in russia..fuckin off the hook.. here in the states..white trash...and then flip the script and these guy's are just cool..he's like the real ali G...and shes like the REAL lady gaga..

[gullwingtrucks]

reminds me of some of the white dudes in russia..fuckin off the hook.. here in the states..white trash...and then flip the script and these guy's are just cool..

[rudedude101]

yolandi is so hot

[joeyboylb]

6:51 WAT KYK JY?

[sapphire91288]

you know they're fuckin.

[r0llskyay0]

best facial hair ever

[jimmyboyf1000]

Ali G move over da Ninja is in da hous! :)

[kymishere]

his friends look like stupid Condoms..with those bastard beanies.

[Iestyn02]

Those look like some badass seffricans

[maglio64]

Looks like a three yr old tatted him up.

[ChainSmokinSkitzo]

He has wat kyk jy? tattooed on his penis lol

[lillien88]

sein wortschatz reich wohl nicht über fuck, fucking hinaus ;D arm..

[LetMeBeMe]

thumbs up if you tried to pause the vid right at 6:52 when his dick flashes!

[xXJuliitkaaXx1]

Gheezz Ninja Control Your Language xD !

[maxn20]

is that weed that they're smokin'?

[biquelion]

He totally flashed his dick!

[Chrabnet]

what's up with the flashing of the peen? lol...

Great group tho...

[MsILoveElmo]

Lmfaoo , he says "fucking" in every sentence.

[124melanie]

2:04 ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vsk909]

7:21 that lady in the back "this nikkas crazy"

[jdburns87]

I have been listening to their album non-stop since oct

[mirandillpickles]

what did she say @5:00?

[titsforhits]

well said, money can't buy you style

[RaDeStudios]

Dude try complete a sentence without saying fuck :D

[krtplkm]

My dog went nuts at 7:25

[meadowpegasus]

what's the song playing between 4:20 and 4:37?

[rabauer1995]

@meadowpegasus fok julle naaiers (its not out now)

[meadowpegasus]

@rabauer1995 yes, thank you! it is bad ass.

[MrBounceCastle]

FIRST DICK ON YOUTUBE!

[gavism]

lol thats my kinda gangsta can hear budgies in the back ground

[freebearride]

*think about it*

[1Remnant]

Ek weet Yolandi vat dit in die HOL!! BWAHAHAHHA

[preggoeggo69]

0:48 guess what i wanna put in that mouth?!

[lonewolferton]

@preggoeggo69 and 3:41

[xITMOLx]

Yo @6:52 what the fuck??????

[aljosha23]

6:52 WAT KYK JY on a dick! EPIC! First dick on youtube.

[jazzgit335]

Did neone notice the title of the first part is straight from the horses piel (cock)? That sh@t had me laughing

[astridcakes]

This is just "in character," right? I thought Yolandi and Ninja were married (or at least had been together for a while).

[affectedyouth]

@astridcakes they have a kid together....so im guessing they have been together lol!

[dfunkt]

@astridcakes

lol, what "in character"? that's how they live 24/7, so how exactly are they acting? i have never been to south africa, but i have read south african message boards where just normal people who seen them down at the grocery store buying lettuce and shit a few years ago, and this is who they are. just cause you don't live this way doesn't mean they don't...

[calbo555]

@dfunkt there acting up though being silly this isnt how they live , are you stupid ?

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

lol, only those who are truly and profoundly stupid could ask me if i am stupid. also, please learn to write in a fashion at least approaching basic literacy, i cannot believe you are really from a place where english is the primary language.

that being said, what evidence have you that ninja and yo-landi are "being silly" and don't in fact live like this? i am very curious why you should be so sure of yourself when i am quite sure you have no idea what you are fucking talking about.

[calbo555]

@dfunkt I write how i want to write ! You can read it and understand it . you did not have to write a big speach you fucking retard !

Because they don't its hard for them to keep a straight face and look at the productions "normal" ones they done before die-antwoord !! bye you silly retard ..

p.s get some common sense !

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

well, if i DO understand you, and think i pretty much do, please be assured that it is because of my extraordinary powers of comprehension, not your competence in writing. hard for them to keep a straight face? doesn't seem so to me. as for what they looked like before, what of it? rappers can change styles, right? people's personalities evolve over time, and very few people are the same today as they were yesterday, you and you manifest stupidity notwithstanding. p.s. - u r a muppet.

[calbo555]

@dfunkt NO ! you just sound like a complete dick-head ! Don't feel the urge to write properly on this ! go get some common sense you idot ! in interviews they are goofing about ! there trying to be different to become famous and they have , there other projects failed being normal. There personalities are normal having a laugh in most interviews but there goofing around . even a retard see's that ! bye now

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

lol, you simpering twat...i always write properly, and that is because my writing is an extension of the orderliness of my mind. common sense is neither common, nor sensical, and i'll have none of it since i vastly prefer hard-headed scientific realism. essentially, unless you can provide some kind of evidence that they are faking it, and "goofing about", i shall consider you full of shit to the top of your deformed head.

[calbo555]

@dfunkt Orderliness haha get a grip ! You just sound and look like a total twat . Bet you have lots of friends , NOT !! Thats the thing with people like youn that try to boost somthing they don't have which is "common sense" to see peoples reactions to humour and when and where they are having a carry on "in character " !! Good bye now !

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

lol, well, twat-ness is in the eye of the beholder, and your eyes are fucked. i care not of your opinion of my orderliness. as far as numbers of friends that i have, i have exactly the number that i want, so i think it is perfect. even more importantly though, my friends are real, and are really my friends, if you catch my drift. seems you cling to this false idea of "common sense", and your imaginary mastery of it, because that is the only thing you can rightfully claim: nothing.

[calbo555]

@dfunkt Back to the video , this is'nt there real character , It is to an extent but they are being weird and different to get famous and for a change of normal behaviour . IF you can't see this you are an idiot. bye

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

listen here, unless you have some kind of proof, preferably a video here on youtube, that they are "being weird and different to get famous", you are just another dumbass talking shit. the burden of proof is on you, since you are claiming something different than i can see with my own eyes. i have bought, and listened to, all their music. seen all their videos. read all their interviews. from what i can tell this is how they live. we are all actors in our own plays: our lives.

[calbo555]

@dfunkt There acting you are so stupid ! So so stupid

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

again, without proof, you are just another youtube chump flapping their gums. if by "there acting" you mean "THEY'RE being their unique selves, and making amazing rap music", then i would agree with you. if you mean something else, then i disagree. ¡muy estúpido!

[calbo555]

@dfunkt Chump ? what exactly are you then ? idiot ! They make amazing beats and his raps mostly in joke , be quiet now . they are unique but they are playing it up in alot of there ACT

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

you are so full of shit! how are their raps joking? just because they use elements of humor doesn't mean they are joking. slick rick had lots of funny shit in his raps, but he wasn't joking. also, just because you say they are acting does not make it true. show me some fucking proof and i will believe you. no proof? you are a fool for trying to convince others to believe in your imaginings..

[calbo555]

@dfunkt Listen to the fucking music you bell-end and u will see. You really have zero common sense , actual zilch ! what are you even babbling on about , they are good musicians and unque people but they are In a character . Your just one annoying fat bastard

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

well, i have listened to the music, and i don't see it. again with the "common sense" thing! back to your lil crutch, which you hobble around on when you cannot prove your point. ok, i finally understand it: common sense is the state of agreeing with you. you are right cuntface, i don't got any common sense. again, for the 23rd time i think, please provide some proof that ninja and yo-landi are "in a character". if you cannot provide such proof, then you are admitting you eat shit.

[calbo555]

@dfunkt watch their interviews and how they act , how they perform , there in character its common sense

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

holy fucking shit, your ignorance is matched only by your stubbornness. you're mentally ill. can't point to any specific evidence of them "being in character", just vaguely referring to their interview videos, all of which i have already seen. yes, they act different than anyone else, which is one of the reasons i like them so much, but they are not ali g fucktard. protip: if only you can see something, and you can't explain what you see, it ain't real. also, its "they're" not "there".

[calbo555]

@dfunkt go eat some chicken it gives u common sense . They act different from themselves , obviously they act different from others there unique . In character most the time though ! eat chicken , get some .. woof !

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

wtf are you on about now??? you seriously need some medication...they have made a lot of progress in the treatment of mental illness, get thee to a psychiatrist.

[calbo555]

@dfunkt common sense . 0/10

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

your mother. 10/10

[calbo555]

@dfunkt Shes only an 8 my dads a 10

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

truly, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but to me she's a 10. i am not surprised you are so attracted to your father...

[calbo555]

@dfunkt Its cool atleast i was born naturally you inbread , bored spastic . Goodbye , eat some chicken !

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

you fucking liar, you weren't born, you were shat out! did you even graduate from school, at any level? you spell so many damn words wrong you ignite my spelling nazi urges, and i shall have to try mightily to restrain myself. me, eat chicken?! oh hells no. i ben veggie since 1995. lol, no wonder your head is so full of shit, you been feeding yourself death. did you know ninja and yo-landi are also vegetarians? that's just further evidence of how mentally-elevated they are. chillness.

[calbo555]

@dfunkt It all means nothing to me son ... I have a bigger willy than you ;) .. fact .. common sense is a virtue, go get a girfriend you fat oaf ! eat chicken

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

i can see nothing at all means anything to you, fool. again, your common sense-based ignorance betrays you: the only way we could definitively agree your "willy" was bigger than mine, would be if you saw it, and that's not going to happen. fact. lol, i'm a lil fat, but definitely not oafish. i do need to get another girlfriend though, my wife and your mom just ain't enough. eat a chicken, huh? i hope a bird shits in your mouth while you are inhaling and you die of bacterial pneumonia.

[calbo555]

@dfunkt chcicken good yummm , lots of sense it make your willy big and you attract girls . try it , common sense is good. I love these characters there silly but funny

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

just curious, what does a massive cunt, like yourself, do occupation-wise? i have a hard time believing you are capable of supporting yourself...

[calbo555]

@dfunkt I shit in birds mouths and feed them to oafs . Then they see how retarded they once were but now see the light at the end of there idiotic views . Bye fatty

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

so, it sounds as if you are unemployed and live exclusively in an elaborate fantasy life...if anyone cared about you it would be sad, but they don't, so it ain't.

[calbo555]

@dfunkt Thats the one ! I live at the top of a mountain feeding ducks. They are in character aswell and also have common sense to eat bread.

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

well, i guess if someone (i.e., you) cannot be successful in life, they should at least have the right and ability to be successful in their own fantasy life. i live in the real world though, so whatever...

[calbo555]

@dfunkt I also feed the pigeons don't worry !!!

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

i don't and won't.

[calbo555]

@dfunkt There good actors. Having a good laugh

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

i am surprised to hear that you are still able to laugh, considering that you have suffered so much at the hands of the universe... lol, you are like sisyphus dude!

[calbo555]

@dfunkt Your just a complete and utter social retard that needs to get out more . Bye

[dfunkt]

@calbo555

objective evidence says otherwise.

[calbo555]

@dfunkt such a gayboy

[sneekz07]

@astridcakes Erm no, that is where they live. How they live. And no, they weren't married.

But they did have a child. Which wasn't intentional.

[jazzgit335]

4 people are not in the future now

[TheVentrue1]

huge dick

[boobies166]

6:51 hahahahahahahahahahaha

[mdimmok]

i counted he said fuckin one million and four times literaly.lol

[kgd91589]

Is Yolandi smoking a blunt

[enjoyincube]

WHAT KYK JY??

[charlie26174]

@enjoyincube its dutch slang it translates "What are you looking at?"

[enjoyincube]

@charlie26174 hahaha he got me

[romeroisking]

JEEZ, NINJA ACTUALLY GOT THAT TATTOO ON HIS DICK!

[goatskindreams]

they speak English so well

[TheSnoozeFox]

yolandi doesnt even take in her tokes lol

[MrJfrie5]

I love how he always clarifies that it's a PC Computer.

[AR2RETOE]

i lost count on how many F bombs he dropped

[ellasayz344]

4:47 yellow shirt's face...PRICELESS

[YordanRodriguez]

when ninja talks it makes you put the word fuck

alot more in your vocab lol

[Abara1Kun]

what does she say at 5:02 exactly?

[Rossowens]

@Abara1Kun something like "Ill ask him but i know already to give me a kiss" then ninja goes "fuck off..." i think

[TheSnoozeFox]

@Abara1Kun she says "i ask him all the time anyway give me a kiss" then hes like fuck off

[YouChristians]

Wat kyk jy?

[arsenedevos]

You can see naked woman in this video and yt does nothing about it :p

[wicketts16]

this guy is high as fuck.

[thecrystalkid]

yeah fukin A...any 1 can get their shit out there...beats + rap + vid + utube = BOOM!

[awagamgnalaw]

fuckin. 

[OMPanache]

Yeah dfunkt ! thx very much ! :)

[dfunkt]

@OMPanache

je vous en prie homie.

[OMPanache]

Everybody wants to know but i didn't see any answer !

What the fokken music at 4:20 ???

Thx !

[dfunkt]

@OMPanache

its called "fok julle naaiers", and it is currently unreleased. die antwoord play it live apparently: watch?v=oaNjXPJwyGo

[shadylemons101]

lmao. yo i talk exactly like ninja when im smoking too. making weird judgements about life and expecting ppl to get what im talking about.lol

[GuillotineGirl6663]

Fokken.

[strive2destroy]

i noticed...wtf

[SexyRolex]

they are produced by incest !

[rob4eva]

Get an IQ.

[smutfunk]

fucken fuck yah, muthafucka:)

[Irmaladiva]

could someone tell me what's the song at 4:20 ?? thanx

[rudedude101]

what language are they speaking???

[elliotoblio]

africaans, its a mix of dutch & zulu ? i think, alot of the whites who settled in south africa have dutch ancestry ..

[FoxrotPs3]

@elliotoblio yep its dutch zulu and german and english (i got s-african famili)

[elliotoblio]

cheers thanks for that. . .

[1234321k]

@elliotoblio.. afrikaans is dutch, it has no zulu.. its a language derived from the dutch settlers that settled in the Western Cape of south africa.. Zulu is a completely different language..

[MrAdiradir1]

DID ANY BOSY NOTICE 6:52 ?

[purpleAiPEy]

careful, alot of nudity on here :( DONT GET BANNED.

[purpleAiPEy]

he says fokken alot.

[crie415]

WATS THE SONGS IN THE TRANSITIONS!!!!!

[neevieeex]

his tattoo at 2:22 wtfffffffff..