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  • Don't be silly. Cover your willy!

  • the other day, my sex ed teacher put this on for us to watch, it was awkward

  • did you wrap your present before stuffing it in the stocking....I FUCKING DIED

  • HOW IS SANTA FAMILIAR WITH THE ANTLER SURPRISE?!??!!

  • @ThatBmxerJoe because the dude keeps messing up his egg-nog did't you here.1:08

  • so many fucking puns. is this all there is to the video?

  • college humor has to be partnered with trojan

  • @ElectricJellyDonut Well DUHHHH!!!

  • wait i thought he did becky snowflake.

  • i put the std in stud

  • if this xmas cartoon one of those holiday tradition things where the whole family watches it while unwrapping their presents?

  • Jessica? I thought it was Becky...

  • I thought they were STI's. Come on CH

  • @THEPrinseMuzik STI is sexually transmitted infection, STD is sexually transmitted disease

  • player try the 69

  • He should've listened to professor scientist.

  • I KNEW CH SPONSORED TROJAN >:P

  • Thought they get STI? lol

  • condoms don't prevent STD's.....

  • ya kno condoms dont really protect....except from pregnancy but thats it

  • "condom" sounds weird now...

  • lol those condoms look like bubble wrap

  • Lumpy discharge... I feel sorry for him.

  • Yes, its quite impressive.

  • 1:21 OH DAMN SANTA! XD

  • kevin sent me

  • @theroxasparadox REALLY!? how did a rooster teeth reference make it here

  • this is beyond amazing hahaha

  • the sequel to reindeer hookups

  • 234 people didn't wrap their present before stuffing it in the stocking (this is the part where u thumbs up this comment for no reason)

  • @437nando really?i thought it was where i mark the comment as spam.And i was right!

  • you asshole you didnt have condomes

  • Pretty funny, guys.

  • @therockguitarist96 yeah sorta you can go on their site and sometimes they'll have a trojan ad up on the backround

  • 1:29 wow are those spare tires???

  • snowman sounds like seth mcfarlan.... hes in every cartoon

  • I want to know whats the suprise!

  • Lol he only has 4 fingers

  • Tojans message to the world: If you have an STD keep having as much sex as you can, just wrapped up.

  • Are they sponsored by Trojan or something?

  • We had to watch this in class, lol.

  • @RavenandNexus Your school must be awesome!!

  • woah ! anyone notice how he doesnt have a dick ?

  • merry christmas

  • Condoms are for Pussies. Well... Not really... Or dicks...

  • Wrap the present before you stuffed it in the stocking... I've gotta remember that one!

  • Too. Many. Christmas-themed. Innuendo. ... Cannot. Compute.

  • Good God! I can use that as a sleeping back

  • DAMN santa be hung like a  whale O_O

  • 1. WTF IS AN ANTLER SURPRISE?

    2. Does Mrs. Claus ever get sore from that?

    3. Now I am scared of santa coming into my house.

  • @princessbc333 What is antler suprise any way all i got was the antler getting dipped in eggnog

  • HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO AN ANTLER SUPRISE?

  • Ms. Claus sore everytime

  • I seriously looked up "Antler Surprise" lol

  • @Physicspilot so

    whats the "antler suprise" ?

  • Reindeer: So..uhh.. what's the test say Sanata?

    Santa: Well let me ask you this. Did you wrap your present before stuffing it in the stocking?

    Reindeer: ...huh?

    Santa: A condom, genius. Did you use a condom?

  • who saw the ad about the stripes? to the right.

  • These adds are the reason I stopped watching CH

  • I thought it was called an STI

  • "Did you wrap your present before stuffing it in the stocking?" That will be my new inuendo lol!

  • why aren't these actual commercials?

  • lol wow

  • I hate ads

  • @ShinodaLPDavidson

    i hate aids to.. . so we are in the same boat

  • "Well, I could always freeze it off." D: "ok i'll take that as a no."

  • Worst time for video buffer.

    "Look, do you have anything that'll make this go away?"

    "Yeah-ha-ha-ha no." *Pause* O_O

  • I'm pretty sure the elves could use santa's condoms for a trampoline!

  • best christmas e-card ever.

  • i thought you would hear painful screaming at the end

  • go santa!

  • Wow santa is a real man in mans standers whithch is the bigger the penis and balls u have the more of a man u r

  • "Don't be a fool; protect your tool!"

  • this is just like tisticuler cancer

  • "Well it's either that, or i could freeze the whole thing off..."

    " :O!!!!"

    "Oookay... I'll take that as a no....

  • I bet Dr. Snowman has cold hands.

  • @JDLupus Shouldn't they call him Dr. Frosty

  • @JDLupus He kinda sounded like Seth MacFarlane...but I could be wrong xD

  • DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUM! Santa's hung like an elephant on viagra.

  • wtf why couldn't i skip the 6 minute advertisement???

  • @johnthenater cause the world hates us all!!

  • no one will every know what the antler suprise ever is

  • Big ass condom shit Santa

  • Santas a doctor!!! Well I think he has his degree for being a doctor and giving presents

  • Antler Surprise;) Hey, how come when I say it there isn't any mysterious jingling bell noises emanating from nowhere?

  • 'south pole'...

  • okay....um like know i feel REALLY awkward about Santa sneaking into my house at night.

  • what the fuck is this antler suprise?

  • Trojan sponser collegehumor or something?

  • did...trojan like...pay you?

  • i'm starting to get....the sneaking impression...that collegehumour......is sponsored by......Santa

  • "Did you wrap your present before stuffing in the stalking?"

    "...huh...?"

    "A condom genius did you use a condom.?" LMFAO and LMFAO at his face at 1:55 XD!!!!!

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  • 1:13 for Happiness

  • i remember when i first saw this :D ahh good times

  • "Good gravy, Santa's packin' a yule log!"

  • @Calzified Yes, it's quiet impressive.

  • yes, its quite impressive.

  • Are you sponsored by Trojan?

  • Lol a "lumpy coal discharge"

  • way too many condom videos....

  • i think i am scared of santa now :I

  • I love it!!! "Good gravy, Santa's packing a yule log!!" "Yes, it's quite impressive!" LOL!!!! :)

  • What other episodes is that guy who voiced the reindeer from? I remember his voice from somewhere....

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  • Lmao, WOW! XD XD

  • if by spreading nothin else how can i do the ANTLER SURPRISE?

  • "Yes its quite impressive."

    wtf. Santa. How can you fit down a chimney with all them packages??

  • if this is what awaits me in collage,im dropping out now and i'll flip burgers for the rest of my life ._.

  • HAHA the elf's nose is bigger than his present

  • Holy Shit Santa's packed

  • SOO MANY PUNS!!!

  • Antler Surprise

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  • Isn't it creepy that an elf thinks a reindeer is hot, and not another elf?

  • Holy shit Santa

  • 228 people had lumpy coal discharge.

  • How about spreading some legs and cheeks?

  • Wait... Why does Santa still use condoms? Didn't Mrs. Claus hit menopause centuries ago?

  • i piss on the side of the toilet bowl so i dont make too much noise

  • @craighoran1989 why would we want to know that?

  • Why would Santa need to use a condom? The Mrs. must have stopped making eggs by now...

  • Now I know why Santa say hoe hoe hoe!!! :D

  • lol~pozromance. c om is too...

  • What the heck!?!?!?!

  • :O after all the chrismas words they put in to mean sex,i will never be able to think of christmas the same again!

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  • 1:23-1:30 best 10 secs of the video!

  • dam!!! 1:21

  • lol I expected the snowman to pull out a huge condom.

  • 0:59 - Huh?

    Hoohoohoo!!! XD

  • it's extremly painful...soooo... good luck buddy.

  • It's best to stay protected against STD. Get the best protection by strengthening your immune system with the new gene eden for safer sex formula. Check it at gene-eden. com/For-Safer-Sex. php

  • @luvavellable yeah and then pump yourself full of eve and adam for plasmids,no,i think i wont be getting any new genes from a spammer thank you

  • I love how the *human* elf thinks the *reindeer* girl is hot...

  • Good gravy.

  • 226 people had the antler surprise performed on their ass

  • Ha ha I got an STD screening ad!

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  • @ajznklll Dude thats genius, but what about me? I have herpes, crabs, and infectious genetal warts that seep pus.

  • @nosamnosam123 disturbing images! lol

  • @ajznklll There's always abstinence.

  • @robertsfunny1995 OH HELL no!!

  • @ThePedrofile Well piss b!tch. You seem to have a problem...

  • the antler surprise ;) ***twinkle***

    LMAOOOOOOOOOO

  • Did you wrap your present before stuffing it in the stocking?

  • STD= Super Terrific Donut

  • @itsFrancis95 im gonna get an STD now

  • @itsFrancis95 so that means i want an STD ?

  • @itsFrancis95 that was lame as fuk

  • ... i kid not when i say that my reaction was a little along the lines of "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!" when i saw the size of santa's condoms... i swear to god i hope those are not the socks which hang over my chimeny each year...

  • talk about product placement

  • YES College Humor, we don't mind adverts at all as long as they're like this :D

  • my south pole startin to itch. LOL

  • "Yes it's quite impressive," lol

  • God there goe's my christmas

  • so thats why your suppossed to wear a condom. 

  • i dont get it...is this an educational video they show in school or sumthin?

  • @puffdaddy001 Just to be funny.... and sometimes send a message to people who are in college/ about to join. Read their page Bio.

  • Santas packin a Yule Log XD

  • to make sure you are STD free, you gotta get all up in yo vagina's personal hubbub!

  • Thats right.. USE condom- now POPE approved!! cover your pecker before ya F|_|CK her

  • oh so thaats why I got condoms instead of a psp this year...oh...lol

  • Showed this to my mom on Christmas and she slapped me.

  • @HamwithasideofHobos Your mom is an uptight bitch!

  • @HamwithasideofHobos why? your mom sounds like an ass. or a very religious person. oh wait....those terms mean the same thing.

  • @HamwithasideofHobos i bet she was like hell no1 ;D

  • damn santa

  • lmao looool rofl

  • ANtler Suprise KRiing~~~

  • embedding disabled by you?

    well Just have to download the video from here

    modify it with my links and repost

  • hahaha

  • It sucks expected more

  • damn what a condom advert lololol