Duke Nukem Quotes & One-Liners

[Unicron187]

2 dislikes: 1. gordon freeman; 2. master chief

[bleefinson]

Your ass is grass, and i'm the weed-wacker.

[dizzytrill]

an alien and a pig cop disliked this.

[hilbilly4]

Makin Bacon!

[VvVLuffyM2]

I'm sensing a lot of pent up anger

[andrevega12345]

it's my way or..... hell it's my way!!!

[Wolfgang01011]

You forgot the one about power armor.

[gerraltofrivia]

Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum- love that line xD

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

i watched the "cotton ball doggy" video

so i came here to get my manliness back

worked instantly

[Xainfinen]

Someone know what he said after "You talkin' to me?" at 3:47 ?

[dirke92]

@Xainfinen You'd think they'd learned.

[dirke92]

@dirke92 learn*

[Xainfinen]

@dirke92 Ahhh thanks you, that's was i thought but i wasn't sure .

[clivewardcron]

And this is where the majority of MY childhood went.

[Newoaf]

Most of these are stolen from movies.

[Firehyphen]

THE 2 DISLIKES ARE THE ALIENS ASSES HES KICKING

[legitsniper12]

@Firehyphen someone already said that..... :'(((((

[TheScrambles1]

@Firehyphen no, those aliens are dead

[giancarlo372]

u forgot hail to the king baby!

[archangelepyon]

No ones messes with DUKE AND HIS BABES!

[bestraft7]

Chuck Norris disliked this... shame on him

[psycholunatic213]

bubble gum??

[ManofWario]

Yippee ki yay, motherf*cker!

[CONNER3497]

the one dislike was from armed lard

[skullcom2010]

you forgot "Rip'em a New one"

[max1349]

2:12 lol

[Spinozilla98]

An alien disliked this.

[caboose365]

"it went off in my hand! the story of my life!"

[Kageshika]

Confucius says: Die!

[youralcoholicdad44]

man a Duke Nukem movie would be SO awesome all it needs is pure 2 hours of shooting exploding and badass one liners cant be that hard to make.

[Kakarot21591]

@youralcoholicdad44 If only the movie actors could switch voices with the actual Duke Nukem voice actor... it just wouldn't be the same.

[TheParker612]

die bitch, thats enough when you got balls of steel.

[TenInches1000]

duke disliked this..

[sundaesonsaturdays]

I'm not gonna fight you...I'm gonna kick your ass.

[PainGumbo]

i’ll rip your head off... then i’ll shit down yur neck

[BIOSHOCKFOXX]

Now you see me...now you're dead

[tyshawnseago]

i go where i please and i please where i go >:D

[kingratliff129]

STEP RIGHT UP AND COME GET SOME

[fullautoshotty]

Hail to tha King, baby!

[AngryKittehPoo]

Wow I didn't know Duke could sing so well.

[lihkan]

MAKING BACON!

[BehemothNergal666]

sandy ravage sent me

[Alchris051]

Yippee-Kay-yay, motherfucker!

[RealDavoX]

"You've got guts... let's see what they look like!"

[CTyler84]

It's a hellova thing, killin' a pig...

[geymer7979]

i will rip your head off and shit down your neck(4:00) my favorite because it is true

[skulljoint]

America! FUCK YEAH!!!

[zbradley1990]

1 person listens to disco

[HerrWagnerfreund]

Duke Nukem, the greatest 21st century philosopher.

[grayfoxx11]

"there is only 2 ways this can end.....and in both of them you die"

[skullz523]

3:59  i'll rip off you head and $#!T down ur neck button

[xFRxDrOpShOt]

You forgot the one where when you go to a mirror and press a button he says "Damn, I'm Looking Good"

[xFRxDrOpShOt]

"Holy Cow...Holy Shit!" Haha that's so funny!

[justice40th]

the one guy who hate this is the only pussy duke would never fuck or fuck with.

[kockile]

hell, even chuck norris fears this guy

[iSinzee]

1 Doesn't have balls of steel

[MrMedic8]

I bet Duke Could beat ALL of these people:

For the Sonic fans... Tails Doll,

Mario... Dark bowser,

MARVEL... Galacatus,

VALVe... Gordon Freeman/Saxton Hale,

And of corse... Chuck Norris.

[justice40th]

@MrMedic8 don't forget God

[HaHa552552]

Your ass is grass, and I've got the weed wacker.

[Ben19042011]

0 dislikes. Lets keep it like that for Duke Nukem

[StriderHiryu1200]

no... what are you some buttom feeding scum sucking algae eater???

[Multi123matt]

eat shit and die. DAMN YOU MARCUS PHENIX ID RATHER LISTEN TO DUKE THEN YOU!

[geldorffjoey]

Duke is like arnold swatzenegar and chuck norris combined

[stalin666666]

a video with no dislike. That is how awesome Duke is.

[DaddlerTheDalek]

Duke Nukem = Manly!

[LordFalcey]

Life is a bitch and then YOU die

[NukeA6]

Needs more Zero Hour lines.

"You're too good looking to kill but I'm gonna kill you anyway"

[jonasfeld]

If someday aliens atack the earth, i'll enter in tha mothership and say:

"-I'm looking for some alian toilet to buck my brick"

[Ulmaramlu]

heh. stripping time. press 1

[metalmephisto]

dam those alien bastard's are gona pay fore shooting up my ride.

[TheTrzcina]

Thank You.C;

[Lezenko]

where was "I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL" ?!

[Volts48]

"I kick ass for the Lord. Actually, fuck that, I just kick ass."

Just trying to spew more one-liners...

[jamescracksthesky]

is it weird if i listen to this normally instead of music

[predzero777]

0 dislikes.

FUCK RIGHT.

[sackapotatoe]

Sandy Ravage?

[TheTrzcina]

2:08 - what's Nukem sing?

[TehGamersGarage]

@TheTrzcina Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gee's.

[Lonnehart]

Too bad for the aliens. When they see him, they die. :)

[19ac087]

Life's a bitch! And then you diiieeee!

YIPPIKAYEEE MOTHERRRFUCKERRR!

Hahahahaha! May 2011 is the 'Sitting-behind-my-desk-month haha!

[FlamedoFF]

Coll! Just great! Best voice!

[iamthepkmmaster]

duke nukem forever is finally coming out May 3rd 2011

[Badatti2de]

Your face, your ass, what's the difference. Best one. Can't wait for may.

[thefalcon5]

#FAIL

[jonasfeld]

love his voice

[TwojaStaraIFrytki]

epicness + testosteron lvl = over 9000!

[Unorthodox6391]

@TwojaStaraIFrytki OVER 9000?!

FAGGOT

[iamthepkmmaster]

@TwojaStaraIFrytki - being big the cat from sonic = 9001

[duskcrawler]

@TwojaStaraIFrytki Oh come on, you really think it equates to over 9000? Just simply being Duke means he outnumbers 9000 by a supersized amount, dude.

[fataustinpowers]

I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck. Close to full metal jacket quote of I'm gonna unscrew your head and shit down your neck

[LeoTheDemonSoldier]

"MAKING BACON"

[Kytherno]

While watching vid, push 6 for "their load".

Hidden quote.

[trippinonbud]

Ilike the way one of the fucks was beeped out lol

[nicanuva]

@trippinonbud it was like... fu(bleep)uck

fail

[Nopair2007]

you see me...you're dead!

[squeakson1996]

my fav duke nuken vid eva

[dannyfogable]

"Booorn to be wiiild..." XD

[Kytherno]

Life's a bitch, and then you die!

[Stefanos06]

Love it!