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  • fuck yes. makes me love being a father

  • lucky kids to have this guy as their father

  • well, fuck...that was beautiful

  • kassem brought me...

  • @babybeAsta877 ok..

  • no Louie is a good father. Women need to stay in the kitchen and mind their own bee's wax.

  • "What the hell is an adult without kids? What's the point?" This is sanctimonious intolerance towards people who choose not (or are unable) to have kids. Unfortunately LCK has resorted to narrow-mindedness & ignorance in order to make himself feel ok about having become a father under circumstances (which he describes in other routines) where he failed (as so many men unfortunately do) to take responsibility for his own fertility and failed to assert his own preferences in that regard. Very sad.

  • @TyrannySue I have to agree. Nothing makes me lose respect for a person more than when they try to have kids. People keep making a shitload of kids despite the alternatives. There are MILLIONS of orphans who have no parents to love them, no family to raise them, no home, very little chance at surviving the outside world, and people still have babies because of their own selfish desire for a part of them to live on. Anyone who reproduces intentionally is a short-sighted, ignorant asshole.

  • @firetopman Yes, I wish that both women and men would start to think about the planet, and all the other organisms (which humans are crowding out of existence) trying to live on it, as well as all the unwanted children, before they decide to breed. Seems to me that a lot of men don't want kids, but since most women (think they) do, and the men want sex, the kids happen. Which is sad not only for the planet, but for the kids born to at least one parent that didn't really want them.

  • @firetopman Wow, I didn't know there were so many short-sighted assholes on this planet.

  • Sheer paranoia - he doesn't know why that woman had that expression, he's assuming. (Of course, he needs those assumptions to build his routine on and thus to make money.)

    And who "forced" him to become a father? Who "forced" him to have unprotected sex? How is it that men can get away with whining about these things? "Be a man" and be proactive about your own freaking fertility before you become an unwilling parent.

    And, Louis, please don't be such an ignorant bigot about breeding (1:10).

  • @TyrannySue Well done "TyrannySue" you took a guy trying to promote responsible parenting and took him down with integrity and intelligence.

    Oh wait...did I write integrity and intelligence, I meant to say illogical and ill-thought through bullshit.

    For starters you weren't there it may have been obvious. Secondly he uses those stories to make a point. he makes up around 90% of the situations he is in so that he can say some thing funny or meaningful.

  • @ajrnagy100 "it may have been obvious" to whom, ajrnagy? I suggest you look up and gain a working understanding of the meaning of "paranoia", as well as of "subjectivity".

  • @TyrannySue So it is impossible to communicate an idea through body language? I'm not saying that it was obvious or that he wasn't being paranoid, I am simply stating you weren't there, thus u have no way of judging the situation.

    However like I already said even if he was being paranoid what does it matter? He may have made up the situation. It was clearly a mechanism to make a point, a just point at that.

    My dear, why do you have the need to shit all over someone trying to do something good?

  • @ajrnagy100 ajrnagy, it's merely your personal opinion that LCK is making a "just point" and that he's "trying to do something good". You and I obviously differ profoundly in how we respond to this whole thing. You are clearly a fan of LCK and will probably passionately defend every word he says, whereas I find him sometimes funny, but also that his Mommy Complex can become boring at times. It's simply a difference of opinion and you probably just need to let go about it.

  • @TyrannySue Next he says "sorry I'm being defensive" admitting the fact that he overreacted based on an assumption.

    Also, speaking to your next point, notice how when I put something in quotation marks it is actually from the video. He never said he was "forced" to do anything.

    Also, being scared at first is perfectly natural for fathers and mothers. In fact they call it post-natal depression for the mothers, you don't call it whining then (cause it's not)

    Lastly get a definition for bigot.

  • its refreshing watching a video like this :)

  • most woman today=retarded whores=fact

  • @TheSUBGAMER how the most women today=fact? and how does retarded whores=fact? makes no sense.. u should try suicide

  • @uni4life1619 lol I guess it is too hard for you too understand -)

    peace

  • @TheSUBGAMER nah... u just dont know what an equal sign means.. its okay youll learn it after first grade :)

  • @uni4life1619 ok girl -)

    peace

  • @TheSUBGAMER im a dude, and i agree with ur intended point that girls are whores these days but i couldnt help but point out your horrendous lack of intellectuality

  • @uni4life1619 sure "dude" sure -)

    peace

  • Louis CK making PSA's? what's next? Is Doug Stanhope opening a children's nursery?

  • Please adopt me.

  • "You want to know why your dad spends so long on the toilet? It's cause he's not sure he wants to be a father" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA so true... parents hate their children deep down hahahahaha

  • "Do we need any avocados?" question of our generation.

  • youtube stop putting an advert on every vid, christ sake.

  • @MoneyManMarkOfficial dude would you rather have to pay for you tube or have them run a short advertisement before a video

  • @japaneseproctolgist MoneyManMark loves paying for things

  • wow 30 seconds ads, now thats brutal! Whats the name of that program to eliminate ads again? For Mozilla Firefox I mean...

  • @Konicava It's called "GoGoogleIt" or something.

  • @Fuzzy192006 Nah I meant that other one, I recall something like "FuckYouDipshit" or something...

  • @Konicava Yep. You're asking about ad blockers on a Louie CK video, and I'm the dipshit.

    Why won't you use Google ? Are you afraid of it or something ?

  • Ya know if you close your eyes and listen at certain parts he sorta sounds like Ray Liotta narrating Goodfellas

  • @pissedoffdude87 Wouldn't it be awesome to find out that Goodfellas was actually narrated by Louie Ck ?

  • that was so cute!

  • tell that to gay people, they have the best lifestyle ever, they dont need to use their fucking pathetic nature like destiny for stand up material

  • Bullshit Louie! We can hear in your voice how great a dad you are!

  • I love the last line 'cause it's just that he's really trying, that's why they love him, 'cause he loves them, sadly you don't see that as much as you should anymore

  • the cheesy edited transitions are just horrendous.

  • This is edited horribly

  • I come back to this periodically. This is encouraging if you are a FATHER

  • Great man.

  • omg he's so sexy

  • I love Louis, but he's a terrible actor...

  • @ScubaShneve have u seen the cop movie episode. he pretty much admits that he's a terrible actor

  • @PacManFan818 Yeah, he knows he's a bad actor, but for some reason other ppl think he's great. He was even nominated for "Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series".

  • @ScubaShneve He is pretty bad in Lucky Louie, but his FX show Louie is great because it's basically an obscure version of his actual life. His acting is just like how he would act in real life and I wouldn;t want it any other way.

  • Gumpkin is a fucking faggit

  • Kids are great and everything, but what's wrong with just spending your time on your woman and your career? I guess I should say I don't have kids.

  • @unclewiggly4176 Good on you, unclewiggly. You are helping the planet, and also the kids that other people have, by not adding to the human overpopulation problem!

    :)

  • frankly, any dad who genuinely tries to be a good dad everyday needs to impart some advice to dead-beat dads everywhere.

  • 65 ppl need to suck a bag of dicks

  • @victmista This is the very first time I ever upvoted a "X number of people need to Y" comments, and you deserve it.

  • @victmista Bill O'reilly, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, and Newt Gingrich can suck a bag of dicks! :)

  • really? a 30 second commercial for a two minute clip?....no words...

  • 65 people needed avocados.

  • the people who disliked this are probably those fathers who think they are doin fine with their children just because they put food on the table. Which is alot more than some children have i get that. But Jesus the man has a point. I have a father who didnt do shit with me and not only that but would make sure he got food at dinner before even caring if me and my sister had a spec on our plate. Seriously guys, Dont have a kid if they're gonna be raised by one.

  • why the fuck did spencer eat paste?!

  • @PinStripes41 - wow, like no parent who is divorced can be a good parent? The most recent episode of Louie was inspired by his 6 yr old daughter.

  • he is an actor with lots of sapare time ,fuck you ck telling people what to do

  • I hope to grow up to be like him.

  • he kids around a lot about father stuff, but its very very obvious hes a good father to his daughter

  • @PinStripes41 why is it obvious ,because he read a script what the fuck do you know

  • @arrghgarry its obvious because once you hear him in enough interviews, hear enough stories about him, and enough about his character you can put 2 and 2 together you jerkoff...so do me a favor n go fuck yourself

  • @PinStripes41 and that is wh he is divorced now you shit head just how do you think the great dad sees his kids now

  • @arrghgarry He has them for half the week and doesn't do shows or shoots material for the series during those days. Do you know anything about Louis CK at all?

  • @Superstarseven Yes he was gong to make a video about sucking a guys cock and being fucked by a black guy and the stupid twat put it on film.

  • A great comedian,...and a pretty good dad....His show rocks....

  • "Do you need any avocados" O.o

  • that was great.

  • if they love you it's because they haven't watched the way you talk about them in your shows...

  • This is an extremely watered down version of Louis C.K's comedy. Had this been on HBO instead of CBS, holy shit!

  • @Jncwarrior Exactly. Louis CK Uncut is the most hilarious thing to watch on Earth!

  • Sat on the toilet till my legs fell asleep... LOL!! been there!

  • you're personal dreams are shit. being a parent is this only thing life really wants us to do.

  • Louis's personal dreams are a turd. :)

  • chinchilla's <3

  • "I make a lot of mistakes, but my kids love me" I consider that the definition of a good father.

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  • Love the commercial at the beginning the kindergarten teacher finds the kid eating glue. "Have you been eating glue?" *kid shakes his head* "Then, why can't you open your mouth?"

  • this man is the bomb!

  • My old coworker looked just like Ole Louis.

  • whats up with these bullshit 33 second commercials

  • This is really cool.

    More comics should make serious public pleas like this.

    It humanizes him.

  • He's so fucking awesome. What an unexpected video. In the best way possible.

  • Is it me or when he said that dads have a lot of skills, it showed a dad with his kid sitting backwards in the shopping cart?

  • @Gerbilmeister Yes it's definitely you. Apparently you don't know how shopping carts work because his kid was sitting in it correctly.

  • people like louis ck are one in a 100M maybe...

  • 62 people don't have a father that loves them

  • it takes an A hole to dislike this video

  • I am not a chicken, I AM A CHICKEN HAWK!!

  • I love this guy.

  • I like how his poop is a metaphor for his personal dreams.

  • "...but my kids love me..." AWWWWWWWWWW x1000000000000!!!

  • "So i got off the toilet, i flushed down my dreams..." XD

  • 0:01

    

  • Like summa dat whole foods.

  • he always says that the hypothetical male runs a landscaping business. It cracks me up.

  • @WholePlay When they are actually most likely to be contractors.

  • 30 second unskippable ad? Really?

  • lolz saw him at a sushi restauraunt like an hour ago

  • Louis CK is great, but.... but right after his leg fell asleep on the toilet, and right before he flushed his personal dreams down the toilet and went all in on being a Dad... he got a divorce.

    It's probably a lot easier to be a focused and attentive parent when you are not actually being a parent all the time. Not judging him and I understand that divorce is hard in a myriad of ways, but.... but if he hadn't had a divorce, he never would have made this video.

  • @TheLastPsychiatrist Why, 'cause he wouldn't be a dad if he hadn't divorced? What does his love life have to do w/ him being a dad, other than making babies, anyway?

  • im 50, dont have kids. i love kids. my friends kids really like me even text me independently of their parents. i wish to god i had some. with all the lies and bullshit that passes for values and morality in the world the only thing i see that makes sense is love of friends and family. cultural experience and science too but mainly relations. and kids are too babied in theusa. they should follow along with adults. thisll prepare them for real life.

  • @TheGreenPlague

    Did you think that Louis CK was going to be the same person with the same problems and the same feelings forever? People change, and their attitudes and (If they're a comedian) material changes along with them. Louis has evolved. You think he's sold out because he doesn't have a full set about how shitty his life is anymore? People like you really need to learn what the term "sell-out" means. It's not selling out unless you're sacrificing integrity for money.

  • @theslyder I suppose your and my opinion differ on the matter.

  • @TheGreenPlague

    If the concept of people being inadvertently exposed to "suck a bag of dicks" genuinely offends you, maybe the YouTube comments section isn't where you need to be. Don't go to Antarctica and complain about snow.

  • aw first ginger that has a soul.

  • ...wait a fucking minute... this wasn't funny AT ALL... I'VE BEEN HAD (will try to remember this shit when I'm old enough for it to apply)

  • is this meant to be funny???

  • your kids will really respect you for flushing your personal dreams down the toilet. that sets a great example for them. so much for achieving beyond what is necessary to provide for your children. and then when wife decides to divorce and get full custody, you'll be sitting in your rented studio apartment wondering what your life would have been like if you just wore a condom, and didn't buy into this bullsheet.

  • @landerzoo i agree

  • He used to be funny...

  • hahaha! Well done man!

  • 0:56 or he's constipated...

  • lol

    

  • wait...

    your personal dreams were shit?

    jk

  • Naaaaaaaaaw

  • props Louis CK

  • I couldn't hear what he was saying through all of those cheesy wipes. Was this edited by his daughter too?

  • i never saw my dad..~ :(

  • @al3no0o0o0od lol

  • Just keep them off of airplanes.

  • I love you too Louis.

  • FUCK KIDS!!! DAMN IT I HATE KIDS!!!! FUCK EM!

  • @ktheist420 LMAO

  • 48 people are bad fathers.

  • I have to admit - this video changed my perceptions of Louis for the better.

    @Louis: what does she know? fair enough, but you are doing what you criticize her for... maybe your fly was down, or thought the middle finger holding up the phone was aimed at her? What do I know?

    If you did not think your persona was going to eventually bring people who hate your persona - off set - you must not have thought out the whole show biz thing rationally.

  • whats the point of blocking videos on mobile

  • Why would anyone dislike this. Seriously.

  • quit whining

  • @godsune Get adblock plus already and quit being a bitch. I signed in just to say this and to thumb up this video to counteract your shitty thumb down.

  • @vanquish421 you are made of WIN sir.

  • @vanquish421 u jelly?

  • @godsune ...ad's are randomly put onto videos, you thumbs down random videos even if they send a good message?

  • @godsune Yes, it's entirely the video's fault that Youtube randomly puts ads to generate revenue. Good job, genius!

  • What, no F-Bombs? Who is this really?

  • 1:13 his personal dreams are shit?

  • Why can't I watch this on my Android?

  • @SenorAnderson because CBS sucks, and prevents you from watching their videos on any mobile device.

  • @SenorAnderson Because it has an ad

  • such a nice man

  • this guy may not have the answers but he knows whats goin on. respect to louis c.k.

  • @spidrf1 at least he asks questions and searches for the truth

  • @spidrf1 nobody has the answers, that's the point.

  • reddit

  • I can't click 'Like" enough for how wonderful this clip is. Louie is awesome!

  • "Do we need any avocados? D="

    That part made me laugh so hard for some reason xD

  • I had no idea pooping was so philosophical and self-reflective.

  • @Twerty222 Are you kidding? You gotta get some serious thinking done while on the loo. That sculpture 'The Thinker' have a good look at it. That guy totally forgot to bring his newspaper/book/mobile phone to the toilet and as a result got some serious philosophising done. True facts, bro!

  • I've never seen an ad on Youtube, ever. I'm baffled that in 2011 there are people who still surf the web without Adblock Plus or worse, still use Internet Explorer. Even my 60+ year old mother knows better.

  • @Smicallion I agree, although to be fair IE9 is really quite decent. Firefox and Chrome are still better though, obviously :D.

  • Louis, I love you. Mostly no homo. I'd tell you to have a happy father's day, but it seems as though all that's necessary is the day. You make your own happy.

  • Being a father LIKE A BOSS.

  • PS Fuck Sarah Palin in her cunt

    

  • What ads? ...LIKE A BOSS.

  • I am proud to say I purposely ignored the advertisement and successfully got through it without recognizing which company it was promoting.

  • I LOVE YOU TOO!

  • ads? what are those? Adblock is your friend.

  • if you get rid of the adds i might give it a thumbs up

  • @dynuker just install adblock plus extension ...no ads on youtube...or anywhere...ever.

  • Like a boss

  • Mr. C.K, as a new father, I salute you.

    You're my hero. I shit you not.

    Not my role model (I'm not stupid)

    But hell yeah, man -- if you're ever in Toronto I'd like to buy you a beer.

  • You try man, that is far better than some.

  • The same thing happened to me yesterday! I told the bitch to Fuck Off and then my daughter gave her the finger

  • @UberCoolKid Teamwork at it's finest :D

  • @UberCoolKid This makes me grin from ear to ear. Good on you and your daughter :D.

  • @UberCoolKid Aww sounds like a sweet girl.

  • @UberCoolKid good role model.

  • @UberCoolKid Yeah thats not a good thing

  • @UberCoolKid I'm not sure what's worse, you cursing out a stranger who gave you a dirty look then allowing your daughter to give them the finger, or the fact that your behavior received more thumbs up than any other comment on here. I wouldn't tell a stranger to fuck off because I was raised to behave respectfully, nor would my daughter flip anyone the finger because she is likewise being raised to have manners.

  • @UberCoolKid @Gumpkin I think he was trying to create some irony thru sarcasm.... after all, Louie is a comic...