Maynard James Keenan - Interview 2011

[Djdjipe]

she has the most squeeky annoying crackling voice ever

[Ruby95v]

what's the song at the beginning?!!!!

[TheWithered3eye]

@Ruby95v Man Overboard

[urbanmyth2900]

All you read and

Wear or see and

Hear on TV

Is a product

Begging for your

Fatass dirty

Dollar

[7DogsWhoGetBeat]

what is maynards wine label called? i got to look for it here, in czech rep. :D

[littleboybluehiphop]

I love you Maynard!!!!!!!!!!! He is so Smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! He makes those interviewers look stupid no offense! She is like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h? ok

[meatsandwich3]

maynard fucked her brains out after the interview

[shred1]

@meatsandwich3 I think it happened before the interview



[1nb20]

He is the smartest man alive.

Music that is deep and passionate and wine that is incredible

[AliceNchainz011]

@1nb20 He's hardly the smartest man alive.

[Chrispypullen]

Man, he's got passion about this. It's very nice to see. I'm trying a bottle next time I go out to buy.

[AdriftSC]

new album coming? holy shitballs

[Mechamortal]

Said this before long ago, but that chick looks like the daughter of Edward Scissorhands and Sigourney Weaver.

[1of111]

@Mechamortal

Crowley's wife



[persbol]

@Mechamortal hahahahahaha thats the perfect description

[ForeverZoe17]

One day. One day where I could sit down and have a conversation with this man would be an amazing day. He's so incredibly smart and so destructively creative. Love this guy!

[stbreal]

this is heavy rubber!!!

[rumzt208]

WTF, there's a fucking midget power ranger waving from the left side of maynard in the pic at 4:52 ?????????

[whiplash505]

He's so smart.

[MrAlru78]

moby.



[ShadowScope]

I want his shirt

[trcyb456]

He looks absolutely nothing like he sounds...

[300daysandnights]

That was really tolerant of the Wine Spectator organization to hire a zombie to do interviews.

[kbrinks]

I have to say this is the most straight forward interview i've seen him give. He's usually extremely annoyed and short with the interviewer.

[damoyal]

@kbrinks that is because he is talking about wine and not music

[abukhiyaar]

@kbrinks I was thinking the same thing, this is the first time ive seen him portray happiness

[AsianMarine18]

haha juuuuust saw them last night.....METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! and he just proved allll of the reasons as to why i love him and want his babies!!! lol

[toolfan5566]

maynards got nice tits

[MileenasFloss]

Volcanic soil, limestone, elevation...plus Arizona's got these badass snakes that are always looking to turn my piss to wine.

[BurninatorTheTrogdor]

Hooker with a Penis.

[BlkendGaming]

LOL u can tell hes bored

[jfran101]

@BlkendGaming

He sounds actually quite interested, compared to his other interviews

[joshua97ify]

.................This guy could give you life lessons that would blow your fuckin mind!

[kittytoast]

I love you MJK

[sonofscars]

one of the smartest and most artistic persons to ever be born.

[Themusicisalligot]

Also I'd like to add I wanted beach front property at Arizona Bay :)

[dotothenn]

What is this mans secret to immortality.

[missHopeish]

I'd drink your wine any day, Mr. Keenan. :)

[ryants22]

is this sigourney weaver interviewing moby?

[scorpionting]

i bet he grow mimosa and extract DMT From it

[1sphereable]

BTW the man has done so much in music over the years...and it has been mostly Great Work...still going with three bands and making wine...you have to respect that even if you don't like him or the music he makes. Me, I love his work and the other three TOOL members. Without them, it's just another band...Their sound is unique. Period.

[1sphereable]

Maynard is so seriously passionate about his wine that he didn't notice how hot the interviewer was...or maybe he did and kept a straight face. Amazing!!!

[crephotos]

@1sphereable you're joking right?

[1sphereable]

@crephotos Yeah! man, joking!!!

At first I thought this whole interview was a joke...knowing Maynard :)

[kbolick60]

You know if you didnt know who he was to begin with he looks like a simple person with not much depth. and then you listen to his music and realize theres much more to him. Btw hes not a sell out. and i bought tickets to tools tour it only cost me 200.. money well spent

[CYaN1c1oWN]

@kbolick60 And that's why we're told never to judge a book by it's cover!

[Deathofanenemy]

did not know he made wine :D

[pontiacryan2002]

Does anyone know where I can get some of his wine?

[deadreck024]

Still waters run deep.

[pusaforum]

What a hot and exciting interviewer.

[1sphereable]

@pusaforum Maynard is so seriously passionate about his wine that he didn't notice how HOT & Exciting the interviewer was. But we did...Cheers!

[MrBiffi]

did maynard gain weight?

[utahndfan]

The reason most people use the word sell-out is because they don't have a good reason for not liking a band and so they cop-out by calling them sellouts. Whenever I ask them to explain why they call them sellouts, they never have an intelligent response. Being successful doesn't mean a person sold-out. It's why a person became successful that makes them a sellout. Tool/Manayrd problem is not being too successful, it's not getting enough credit for their talent and craft. Hipsters are jealous P##

[mIXsaz]

Why does he look like shit? :/ Not that i knew him for too long (prolly maximum 4 years since i started listening Tool), but it still saddens me :/

He do looks like shit :( Its always hard to see ppl you like change in such way

[mcbain311]

@mIXsaz he's 47 now. i'd say he looks pretty damn good for that age.

[majorawol]

@mcbain311 ...not to mention the Dude has lived the life of at least three Genius incarnations. It's a fierce pace not often noticed. The Dude is still peaking at like 50 -- what will you be like? I'd say stop staring and look deeper.

[CYaN1c1oWN]

@mIXsaz He's 47, looks fine to me. Don't worry about how people look.

[longbeachdirtbag]

Where can i pick up a bottle?

[DerangedDrew]

Can i get a link or something to buy some of his goon???

[shadowsinstone]

Lei Li Rose is perfect f'n wine.

[GKDOUT]

Your not a sell out if you are doing something you like/love. I just seen them in Toledo and that setlist fucking rocked! No selling out in that aspect except the seating! Im gonna get a couple bottles of his wine and spiral out to their new album! OOORAH Maynard!

[EngrossingEnigma]

@GKDOUT Also for those who call him a sell out, I refer you to hooker with a penis, haha.

[AliceNchainz011]

@GKDOUT What if you like selling out?

[GKDOUT]

@AliceNchainz011 Then good on them. Giving your definition of selling out. I think selling out is doing something just to push shit out for $. I dont see that with Maynard. Hell I didnt see that with Metallica when they cut their hair. I just think the public cant deal with change so therefore they tend to call it "selling out"

[Dozerr1]

HEY MAYNARD!! YOUR A FUCKING SELLOUT!! WHY THE FUCK DO TOOL SHIRTS COST SOO FUCKING MUCH AT YOUR SHOWS!!! YOU FUCKING CUNTRY BONER!!!

[JessieBlake666]

@Dozerr1

"All you know about me is what I've sold ya, dumb fuck. I sold out long before you've ever even heard my name. I sold my soul to make a record, dip shit. And you bought one."

[Zimzallabimbomba]

@JessieBlake666 I bought MORE than 1...

[schmoonzx]

@Dozerr1  don't buy tshirts....lame

[rottencore0]

It must have been hard making the switch for him. One minute hes a rock star and now he's into some faggy past time (as per most headbangers would agree). He probably had nods from friends and family and roars of laughter from his fans at first.

[BlotBlackInk]

@rottencore0 That's why people like that aren't writing brilliant pieces of music, to each their own I guess.

[eathe07]

@rottencore0 You're one sad, sad human being.

[rottencore0]

@eathe07 I was going through my emails when I found this. Why am I a sad human being? 

[Enjoyer1987]

it's funny to see how maynard always moves he's head like a robot :D

[gretchfendermartin]

I think I might be obsessed...

[gretchfendermartin]

I think I might be obsessed...

[jakeupist]

don't know why I laugh at 3:57 when she was swirling the wine

[boxeater406]

i find it odd that the singer of my all-time favorite band is so passionate about... grape juice. i'll admit, i don't get it. is it the connection to the Earth and nature? that i get.

[donangry]

@boxeater406 Because creating unique food and drink is as much of an art as anything, including creating music, painting, crafting, etc.. Maybe you just don't understand creativity in general or don't have a mind expanded enough to feel the urge and passion to be creative. Don't feel too stupid though not a lot of people have a talent for art and creativity.

[boxeater406]

@donangry bullshit. it ain't art, its a form of pretension. same with food. don't try to explain 'creativity' to me, 'cause i'll stomp all over yur smug, little video game- playing ass...

[donangry]

@boxeater406 Damn I forgot what I did to get you so angry but if you're nerdraging like a little girl then all is well. You're not too likely to understand what art is if you think "ain't" is a word, much less a contraction that requires an apostrophe. Dropout rates must be through the roof in the area that your likely broken family chose to raise you in given your inability to grasp such a simplistic concept (to normal intellects) as art. TLDR version: You aren't smart.

[sirmart42]

@boxeater406 /watch?v=MCJx03h1vwk if you haven't watched this commentary Maynard provides, please do. Should answer your question at 1:48

[boxeater406]

@sirmart42 i'm not gonna' worry about it. thanks anyway though.

[SPLEclipse]

Looks like that lady could use a drink.

[PerdidoPerdida]

Science... go figure....

[zfan2591]

What a weird boring interview. It's strange to see him here for some reason.

[jbone108]

Amazes me that he speaks so freely about wine and his vineyards, but he feels so over tasked when asked to speak about the one thing that has made him able to pursue such luxuries.......HIS MUSIC!!

[ekebratt]

@jbone108 It's too close for comfort.

[ozabobododo]

This chick has a sweet lisp... speaking of lisps, it's kind of unfair that you can't even pronounce lisp if you have one.

[ozabobododo]

At least that wasn't an awkward, long winded introduction.... MJK is like, uh...

[TheMcbeth70]

he's got fat :O I hope he sings as cool as before!

[killinemfast]

@TheMcbeth70 how the fuck is he fat? dude looks like he weighs 150 at best

[TheMcbeth70]

@killinemfast man I swear to God he's much fatter than before look at his belly and his body well it's normal he's got older...

[mase122389]

@TheMcbeth70 so now hes not attractive? lmao just shut up enjoy the wine and music jeez...

[TheMcbeth70]

@mase122389 :O I never said that! I don't give a shit if he's attrative or not! I'm a straight guy I like how he sings and he's one of the fuckin best! FUCK wth is wrong with youtubers! you guys just attack people without any reason!

[4345ghee]

I'm seeing Tool tomorrow in Dallas. Boom. I've never seen them live either.

[danutd94]

Maynard seems happier and much more relaxed than in other interviews. I guess it's because it about his wine instead of the music.

[ObsidianImages]

What a pretentious Cocksucker.

[willabema]

@ObsidianImages You know you want his cock in your mouth.

[GhostSoldier77777]

@ObsidianImages ...but enough about your mother.

[Oniterian]

@ObsidianImages And you, an unintelligent dumb ass.

[Oniterian]

He has to be one of the most amazing people on earth.

[residue102]

@Oniterian within the top 'x'

[dcalive28]

excelent! I love keenan!! in tool, a perfect c; and puscifer 're still the best!! from Venezuela are appreciated! waiting for us to visit as it has a fan base that expects to hear from you!

[Replikantisoutthere]

it's cool how maynard is straightforward in this interview, you can tell he has a respect for the wine industry opposed to his disdain for the circus that is the music industry that he shows in other interviews.

[smithty6]

WE NEED SOME MORE MUSIC FROM TOOL. PLEASE.

[sliver347]

This woman knows her stuff! Good interview! I wonder how much for a bottle?

[ThisIsPatterns]

fuck wine! tool! APC! and Puscifer! WTF

[James11180]

I think she did great. Good Job!!

[pukencry]

that girl looks really nervous

[pukencry]

hes beautiful



[SeCoProductions]

Agreed.

[ULTRASID]

hahahahahaah maynard looks really funny