I think "pick a lane, asshole!" at least once a day during the work week. Dice at his best. Thanks for the video, I can't find a hard copy of this anywhere.
you need... you need speech lessons you dumbfuck yea get tha fuck ... fuck me fuck u, fuck both of you, fuck you, yea get tha fuck outta here, ghandi, ey ghandi ..... this is so awesome
he he he ...hey nice hair doo maybe afterward will go to my house you'll sing in somedoors huh? shut the fuck up motha fucka arn't you afraid forget esau .....BACKOFF MOTHA FUCKA !!!!!
LMFAO This is the funniest 15 mins. of vid EVER. I bought this like 12 yrs. ago and watch this part like 20 times the first night...LOL ... You eat outta my butt, you eat outta my butt... Yeah eat outta his fukin' ass ROFLMFAO!!! DICE RULZ!!! You wish Whitney. LOL
I love how this little skit ends.I love Farrah Forke. She is so under rated. Her sudden transformation from a sad,abused woman into a raging,hate-filled bitch is so damn funny.The perfect ending.
It's from the movie National Lampoon's Favorite Deadliest Sins. I think it's on DVD, but it's hard to find. You might want to check ebay. I still have the original copy of this I taped off of Showtime back in the 90's myself :D
best 13 minutes of comedy ever recorded!!!!!
3kingsjester 3 days ago
Fuck the cat fuck you .. LMAO
bhernandez442 4 weeks ago
I gotta wait for you to write a check for TREE FUCKING DOLLIAS
bhernandez442 4 weeks ago
Dribers Lipson
sumstuff46 1 month ago
If you disliked you can eat outtta my butt. Jerk-off
iambiggz 1 month ago
I think think andrew need the tampons! haha
blastingcaps 1 month ago
whats with the fingerless gloves? Haha! Man, Andrew Dice Clay just isnt funny...come to think of it he never really was all that funny. .
blastingcaps 1 month ago
Two words for you Lucifer, breath mints, talk about your helatosis
gpintauro 1 month ago
Where can I subscribe to Guns N Pussy?
jakeTheMbonz 2 months ago 3
you would think he would know what brand and where to get them if he got them "every fucking month"
360psyco 2 months ago
Don't you understand this shit yet?!
coffinshaker 2 months ago
" YOU eat outta my butt, YEAH EAT OUT OF HIS BUTT" XD LMAO
reapergirl12207 2 months ago
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jakeTheMbonz 3 months ago in playlist jakeTheMbonz's favorites
Funny shit
DingozUndead18 3 months ago
"Sit the fuck down you jerkoff"
Silks 3 months ago
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jakeTheMbonz 4 months ago
"what'd you assholes get fired from the fucking post office" hahaha classic
MandaloretheExile 4 months ago
WHAT ARE YOU DRACULA? GET THE FUCK OUTA THE WAY MOTHER FUCKER
MrGrey26 5 months ago
one of my favorites with Clay, fuckin' hilarious!
lindie5150 5 months ago
8 morons in the world who pressed the "Dislike" button. "
!!!"
scar2783 6 months ago
You wish Whitney!!!!
TheTriFyre 8 months ago 4
omg i searched this shit for years
didnt know its andrew dice clay :D
Robotpeti 8 months ago
"Talk about your grassy knoll!"
TheTravisChannel 8 months ago
Pick a fuckin lane
bfmcjunk 8 months ago
Tatoo*
ChaoszoneProductions 9 months ago
Why don't you get a ratio of a prick across your forehead... Lmfao
ChaoszoneProductions 9 months ago
get the fuck down you jerk off
starks758 10 months ago
You eat out of my butt!
coffinshaker 10 months ago
Dice ain't funny if he can't curse.
TorgeistLLN 10 months ago
who the fuck get's burried at nite lol
starks758 10 months ago
My friend had this on tape and we used to watch this part over and over again lol
Batman8657 10 months ago
is that his girlfriend or his daughter?
plantech101 1 year ago
fuck the cat and fuck you LOL
pinkrudy 1 year ago
Now thats a BIG FUCKING HEAD!
KISSMEMYFOOL69 1 year ago
Sorry about your Mom kid better luck next time. I still use this one to this day.
msbper 1 year ago
Man.. THIS is classic; lmao every time
Pimpgeist 1 year ago
FUNNIER EVERY TIME I RE WATCH --- A DICE CLASSIC
djlbmw1992 1 year ago
turn off the taps...I freakin wish
cracklytoes 1 year ago
I think "pick a lane, asshole!" at least once a day during the work week. Dice at his best. Thanks for the video, I can't find a hard copy of this anywhere.
tothecor50 1 year ago
I JUST NEED SOME FUCKIN' TAMPONS!!!!!!!
OMG I've watched Anger so many times and it's just as funny as the first time I saw it, lol.
insanity21376 1 year ago
I can't stop laughing!!!! I watch it over and over again. I piss my pants everytime. Great job Dice!!! Your my hero.
TheDRoccShow 1 year ago
LAST TIME I GO OUT FOR FUCKING TAMPON'S!!!
dustnesko 1 year ago 2
one of the greatest clips of dice ever!!!!!!! THANKS SO MUCH!!!! DICE FOREVER!
koolmo94 1 year ago
You wish WHITNEY!!
chicomalo310 1 year ago 3
he is right to get pissed. Its like they forget they need them every month.
nooyawker319 1 year ago 4
"You betta' get me a nurse with some BIG mutha' fuckin' tits!"
TehEvilWaffle1 1 year ago
Love it. Dice man is funny as $h|t.
MrMan11079 1 year ago
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Fuck you, fuck the cat!
bongzhit420 1 year ago
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fuck you fuck the cat!
bongzhit420 1 year ago
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you need... you need speech lessons you dumbfuck yea get tha fuck ... fuck me fuck u, fuck both of you, fuck you, yea get tha fuck outta here, ghandi, ey ghandi ..... this is so awesome
mugambo123 1 year ago
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mugambo123 1 year ago
Devil: RAWR!!!!!
Person: Sit the fuck down jerk off
me: hahaha
HotTacos11111 1 year ago 2
@HotTacos11111 - the person would aloso be known as ANDREW "DICE" CLAY
mich27g 1 year ago
YOU BETTER GET ME A NURSE WITH SOME BIG MOTHER FUCK'IN TITS
blazerblast 1 year ago 2
he he he ...hey nice hair doo maybe afterward will go to my house you'll sing in somedoors huh? shut the fuck up motha fucka arn't you afraid forget esau .....BACKOFF MOTHA FUCKA !!!!!
blazerblast 1 year ago
sit the fuck down!
bluespirt519 1 year ago
fucking classic
NekitGR 1 year ago
You just got done watching this.
Why do you feel the need to repeat what was just said?
Are you a fuckin' monkey?
Are you on a mission?
Gandhiablo 1 year ago
you fucked up my shirt.....now im really pissed off
peeternincompoop 1 year ago
The funniest shit evah!
I mean evah!
Gandhiablo 1 year ago 4
What you really need is speech lessons, you fuck!
Yeah, eat out of his butt.
What language is that, dumb fuck?
BattleshipAgincourt 2 years ago 2
bbbbbback off motha fucka!!!!
sirkapzalot 2 years ago 28
@sirkapzalot best part
jimzy61 1 year ago
Сука, классно то как. Жизненно все из-за тампонов.
TheBabaMasha 2 years ago
@TheBabaMasha с русским переводом мне было смешнее :)
NekitGR 1 year ago
@NekitGR
Russian dubbing is pretty inaccurate. It missed a bunch of good jokes but at the same time adds a couple of pretty funny things too.
In any case, I would always prefer the original.
slatavijepus 1 year ago
Evry ting Erkle
yaddledaddle 2 years ago 4
your next asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gunslinger113 2 years ago
11:00 LMAO
Shugerbuger 2 years ago
arrak kat kat kat
blazerblast 2 years ago
Lol... I remember this ish.
;o)
mandalia702 2 years ago
"you better get me a nurse with some big fucking tits!"
euphorichuman 2 years ago 33
The best thing dice ever did
Fastaris666 2 years ago 7
YOU r funny
bluntman858 2 years ago
GUNS N PUSSY... i been waiting for this issue!
david691369 2 years ago
hey saddam... what isle do you keep the bodybags?
david691369 2 years ago
who goes to heaven acting like that!? lmao "no im the fucking tooth fairy"
smoketunes 2 years ago 2
Thanks! This video is exactly what I wanted to see right now.
JoeNoobie 2 years ago
I have that poster on tthe back wall.
coyotegames 2 years ago
LMFAO This is the funniest 15 mins. of vid EVER. I bought this like 12 yrs. ago and watch this part like 20 times the first night...LOL ... You eat outta my butt, you eat outta my butt... Yeah eat outta his fukin' ass ROFLMFAO!!! DICE RULZ!!! You wish Whitney. LOL
dalerulz3 2 years ago 2
What size hat do you wear on a head that fukin' big?
dalerulz3 2 years ago
I Lol'd.
"You fucked up my Shirt!"
ThePersonofComents 2 years ago
Who the fuck get buried at night...
sheilarae 2 years ago
"You better get me a nurse with some big motherfuckin tits" LOL
PlayDohz06 2 years ago 6
love it
NekitGR 2 years ago
love the laught at 05:48 ;D
BlogasisG 2 years ago
Yep that's classic!
dalerulz3 2 years ago
It takes a special kind of asshole to get kick out of hell.
alec1115 2 years ago 2
I love this
vw24vr6 2 years ago
What language is that ?? Dumbfuck ??? ROFLMAO
canuckamuck 2 years ago
life's become one big fucking tampon ;D
BlogasisG 2 years ago
dribbers libbsense...
zao0103 2 years ago
Was 1995 and all should see it. PRICELESS!!!!!!!!
damienthorn74 2 years ago
what year was this?
euphorichuman 3 years ago
fucken great
jennchatsalot 3 years ago
"eat out of my butt" hahaha fucking funny
natuashish87 3 years ago
ha ha ha fuckin awesome....does anybody know where i can get a subscription to guns and pussy?
lukmahnohans 3 years ago
He insult's Saint Peter and Lucifer.
SSJ2VEGEROTRULES 3 years ago
oh by the way cop'a , I never paid my parking tickets.
FENDERHOTROD 3 years ago
Once again, concrete evidence that NOBODY fucks with the Diceman!!
ChrJahnsen 3 years ago
"Hey mister, whats so funny?"
"EVerything if you know how to look at it the right way"
Thats awesome, that should be a life philosophy!
trinimonster 3 years ago 4
YOU'RE NEXT ASSHOLE!!!
Overthewall86 3 years ago
"ya fucked up my shirt... now i'm really pissed off!" i love it!!!!
skullbludgeon666 3 years ago 3
"anything else? yeah, ya mutha!"
Andrew is a GOD!
skullbludgeon666 3 years ago
life has become one giant tampon
NoSweatOffMySack 3 years ago
Guess I'm too sensitive, He's funny.
AngelinaV67 3 years ago
WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO KNOW
NoSweatOffMySack 3 years ago 5
Funniest skit ever !!
scusemez28 3 years ago
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Ohh Dice can swear, Real intelligent. Not impressed, he's an overblown Moron.
AngelinaV67 3 years ago
You're a jerk-off! That's what I think'o'ye!
ChrJahnsen 3 years ago 2
Why dont you get a tattoo of a prick across your forehead eh? You forgot that!
I tell you what, you got a big fucking head. Ill tell you straight up, thats a big fucking head!
I love it
James5955 3 years ago
I cant find this anywhere on dvd in britain,help would be warmly wellcome.
kh125250dx 3 years ago
Fucking funny shit!
milkywaycenter 3 years ago
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jessicagrace 3 years ago
I swear, he reminds me of my uncle-
Jimutso 3 years ago
Lol
Lucy-fur.
tomnothingmoreorless 3 years ago
I love the way he says the word "fuck"
He puts extra emphasis on the F part of the word:
"Where's the PHFuckin tampons?"
Dice Rules
GuySmiley689 3 years ago 3
oh fuck yes! this is my favorite skit!
Hueynfo 3 years ago
Thanks for posting! I have been looking for this movie all over the net!
GuySmiley689 3 years ago
FUKN EH!!!Andrew you are the man.
And a hell of a role model.
Long live DICE
ST8SdotCOM 3 years ago 3
Dice fuckin RULES!
JoeyDrunko 3 years ago 2
I drive just like him
Evile9669 3 years ago
DRIBBERS LIBSENCE!! WHERES THE FUCKIN TAMPONS? Dice is quality
mich27g 3 years ago
this shit is funny.. "sit the fuck down"
kingsolomon2007 4 years ago
YOU WISH... WHITNEEEEEEEY!
hahahah
ExclusiveEyes 4 years ago 2
This is my favorite movie of all time. Well, the "anger" part is anyway!!!
sheilarae 4 years ago
I agree. Bloody hilarious! Dice is a national treasure.
ComicsAroundTheBay 4 years ago
I remember this from way back in the day. I'm glad I was able to find it again.
markwdd 4 years ago
DICE RULES
We miss you man!
pkrska 4 years ago
"who the fuck gets buried at night" hahaha
Randypiwas12 4 years ago 3
I just love the devil, the part where he pushs him down...it's my favorite...
jimnui 4 years ago
lol eat out of my butt u eat out of my butt
a198919 4 years ago
DICE!!!! AWESOME!
revell61 4 years ago 2
Funniest shit i have ever seen
twatlips25 4 years ago
I love how this little skit ends.I love Farrah Forke. She is so under rated. Her sudden transformation from a sad,abused woman into a raging,hate-filled bitch is so damn funny.The perfect ending.
CHUCK314D 4 years ago
Funkin' Dice never quits...he's the man!
p9740 4 years ago 2
This is so great
Batment 4 years ago
Were did you get this vido from & is it available on DVD? this is "fuck-n" unbelievable! Oooooooooooh!
Willraillhead 4 years ago
It's from the movie National Lampoon's Favorite Deadliest Sins. I think it's on DVD, but it's hard to find. You might want to check ebay. I still have the original copy of this I taped off of Showtime back in the 90's myself :D
theurge 4 years ago
One of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen,, really hits home,, "Thats What I Think"
jimcricelli 4 years ago
Way beyond funny. When Dice "growls" back at the Devil, I damn near pissed my pants laughing. Dice still rules.
KramerProAxer 4 years ago
i remember when i first saw this movie on hbo i laugh'd my azz off dice iz a true legend
11zeek 4 years ago 2
YOU WISH, WHITNEY
d00m33 4 years ago
Most def some of the best Classic ONE LINERS TO DATE ALL ROLLED INTO 13 MINUTES,
"Life's Become One Big Fuckin' Tampon"
"Pick A Lane Asshole".
GREAT
kebo69 4 years ago
CLASSIC!
DICEMIN19 4 years ago
He's cool!!!! Great! Anger always helps
AleckSchmidt 4 years ago
thats the last time i go out for fuckin tampons!!!! jokes man
lilfell06 5 years ago
you better get me a nurse with some big fuckin tits!
velcroskids3 5 years ago
you eat out of my butt,
thats a big f****g head.
TeamSamson888 5 years ago
Hey Saddam what aisle do you keep the bodybags? You dumb fuck.
theurge 5 years ago
You fucked up my shirt...now im really pissed off.
Eliisfly 5 years ago
YOU FUCKED MY SHIRT UP!
chuckgriffith 5 years ago
This shit is classic!
theurge 5 years ago
Who the Fuck gets burried at night?
theurge 5 years ago
Best thing on You tube!!
jigga2jones 5 years ago
PICK A LANE, PAL!
chuckgriffith 5 years ago
That was really fucking funny!
mickbynes 5 years ago
HAHAHA!!! That's hilarious! Then again I'll watch anything with Farrah Forke in it :P
k3who 5 years ago
That was pretty fuckin funny!
Choopytrags 5 years ago