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  • best 13 minutes of comedy ever recorded!!!!!

  • Fuck the cat fuck you .. LMAO

  • I gotta wait for you to write a check for TREE FUCKING DOLLIAS

  • Dribers Lipson

  • If you disliked you can eat outtta my butt. Jerk-off

  • I think think andrew need the tampons! haha

  • whats with the fingerless gloves? Haha! Man, Andrew Dice Clay just isnt funny...come to think of it he never really was all that funny. .

  • Two words for you Lucifer, breath mints, talk about your helatosis

  • Where can I subscribe to Guns N Pussy?

  • you would think he would know what brand and where to get them if he got them "every fucking month"

  • Don't you understand this shit yet?!

  • " YOU eat outta my butt, YEAH EAT OUT OF HIS BUTT" XD LMAO

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  • Funny shit

  • "Sit the fuck down you jerkoff"

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  • "what'd you assholes get fired from the fucking post office" hahaha classic

  • WHAT ARE YOU DRACULA? GET THE FUCK OUTA THE WAY MOTHER FUCKER

  • one of my favorites with Clay, fuckin' hilarious!

  • 8 morons in the world who pressed the "Dislike" button. "

    !!!"

  • You wish Whitney!!!!

  • omg i searched this shit for years

    didnt know its andrew dice clay :D

  • "Talk about your grassy knoll!"

  • Pick a fuckin lane

  • Tatoo*

  • Why don't you get a ratio of a prick across your forehead... Lmfao

  • get the fuck down you jerk off

  • You eat out of my butt!

  • Dice ain't funny if he can't curse.

  • who the fuck get's burried at nite lol

  • My friend had this on tape and we used to watch this part over and over again lol

  • is that his girlfriend or his daughter?

  • fuck the cat and fuck you LOL

  • Now thats a BIG FUCKING HEAD!

  • Sorry about your Mom kid better luck next time. I still use this one to this day.

  • Man.. THIS is classic; lmao every time

  • FUNNIER EVERY TIME I RE WATCH --- A DICE CLASSIC

  • turn off the taps...I freakin wish

  • I think "pick a lane, asshole!" at least once a day during the work week. Dice at his best. Thanks for the video, I can't find a hard copy of this anywhere.

  • I JUST NEED SOME FUCKIN' TAMPONS!!!!!!!

    OMG I've watched Anger so many times and it's just as funny as the first time I saw it, lol.

  • I can't stop laughing!!!! I watch it over and over again. I piss my pants everytime. Great job Dice!!! Your my hero.

  • LAST TIME I GO OUT FOR FUCKING TAMPON'S!!!

  • one of the greatest clips of dice ever!!!!!!! THANKS SO MUCH!!!! DICE FOREVER!

  • You wish WHITNEY!!

  • he is right to get pissed. Its like they forget they need them every month.

  • "You betta' get me a nurse with some BIG mutha' fuckin' tits!"

  • Love it. Dice man is funny as $h|t.

  • Devil: RAWR!!!!!

    Person: Sit the fuck down jerk off

    me: hahaha

  • @HotTacos11111 - the person would aloso be known as ANDREW "DICE" CLAY

  • YOU BETTER GET ME A NURSE WITH SOME BIG MOTHER FUCK'IN TITS

  • he he he ...hey nice hair doo maybe afterward will go to my house you'll sing in somedoors huh? shut the fuck up motha fucka arn't you afraid forget esau .....BACKOFF MOTHA FUCKA !!!!!

  • sit the fuck down!

  • fucking classic

  • You just got done watching this.

    Why do you feel the need to repeat what was just said?

    Are you a fuckin' monkey?

    Are you on a mission?

  • you fucked up my shirt.....now im really pissed off

  • The funniest shit evah!

    I mean evah!

  • What you really need is speech lessons, you fuck!

    Yeah, eat out of his butt.

    What language is that, dumb fuck?

  • bbbbbback off motha fucka!!!!

  • @sirkapzalot best part

  • Сука, классно то как. Жизненно все из-за тампонов.

  • @TheBabaMasha с русским переводом мне было смешнее :)

  • @NekitGR

    Russian dubbing is pretty inaccurate. It missed a bunch of good jokes but at the same time adds a couple of pretty funny things too.

    In any case, I would always prefer the original.

  • Evry ting Erkle

  • your next asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • 11:00 LMAO

  • arrak kat kat kat

  • Lol... I remember this ish.

    ;o)

  • "you better get me a nurse with some big fucking tits!"

  • The best thing dice ever did

  • YOU r funny

  • GUNS N PUSSY... i been waiting for this issue!

  • hey saddam... what isle do you keep the bodybags?

  • who goes to heaven acting like that!? lmao "no im the fucking tooth fairy"

  • Thanks! This video is exactly what I wanted to see right now.

  • I have that poster on tthe back wall.

  • LMFAO This is the funniest 15 mins. of vid EVER. I bought this like 12 yrs. ago and watch this part like 20 times the first night...LOL ... You eat outta my butt, you eat outta my butt... Yeah eat outta his fukin' ass ROFLMFAO!!! DICE RULZ!!! You wish Whitney. LOL

  • What size hat do you wear on a head that fukin' big?

  • I Lol'd.

    "You fucked up my Shirt!"

  • Who the fuck get buried at night...

  • "You better get me a nurse with some big motherfuckin tits" LOL

  • love it

  • love the laught at 05:48 ;D

  • Yep that's classic!

  • It takes a special kind of asshole to get kick out of hell.

  • I love this

  • What language is that ?? Dumbfuck ??? ROFLMAO

  • life's become one big fucking tampon ;D

  • dribbers libbsense...

  • Was 1995 and all should see it.  PRICELESS!!!!!!!!

  • what year was this?

  • fucken great

  • "eat out of my butt" hahaha fucking funny

  • ha ha ha fuckin awesome....does anybody know where i can get a subscription to guns and pussy?

  • He insult's Saint Peter and Lucifer.

  • oh by the way cop'a , I never paid my parking tickets.

  • Once again, concrete evidence that NOBODY fucks with the Diceman!!

  • "Hey mister, whats so funny?"

    "EVerything if you know how to look at it the right way"

    Thats awesome, that should be a life philosophy!

  • YOU'RE NEXT ASSHOLE!!!

  • "ya fucked up my shirt... now i'm really pissed off!" i love it!!!!

  • "anything else? yeah, ya mutha!"

    Andrew is a GOD!

  • life has become one giant tampon

  • Guess I'm too sensitive, He's funny.

  • WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO KNOW

  • Funniest skit ever !!

  • You're a jerk-off! That's what I think'o'ye!

  • Why dont you get a tattoo of a prick across your forehead eh? You forgot that!

    I tell you what, you got a big fucking head. Ill tell you straight up, thats a big fucking head!

    I love it

  • I cant find this anywhere on dvd in britain,help would be warmly wellcome.

  • Fucking funny shit!

  • I swear, he reminds me of my uncle-

  • Lol

    Lucy-fur.

  • I love the way he says the word "fuck"

    He puts extra emphasis on the F part of the word:

    "Where's the PHFuckin tampons?"

    Dice Rules

  • oh fuck yes! this is my favorite skit!

  • Thanks for posting! I have been looking for this movie all over the net!

  • FUKN EH!!!Andrew you are the man.

    And a hell of a role model.

    Long live DICE

  • Dice fuckin RULES!

  • I drive just like him

  • DRIBBERS LIBSENCE!! WHERES THE FUCKIN TAMPONS? Dice is quality

  • this shit is funny.. "sit the fuck down"

  • YOU WISH... WHITNEEEEEEEY!

    hahahah

  • This is my favorite movie of all time. Well, the "anger" part is anyway!!!

  • I agree. Bloody hilarious! Dice is a national treasure.

  • I remember this from way back in the day. I'm glad I was able to find it again.

  • DICE RULES

    We miss you man!

  • "who the fuck gets buried at night" hahaha

  • I just love the devil, the part where he pushs him down...it's my favorite...

  • lol eat out of my butt u eat out of my butt

  • DICE!!!! AWESOME!

  • Funniest shit i have ever seen

  • I love how this little skit ends.I love Farrah Forke. She is so under rated. Her sudden transformation from a sad,abused woman into a raging,hate-filled bitch is so damn funny.The perfect ending.

  • Funkin' Dice never quits...he's the man!

  • This is so great

  • Were did you get this vido from & is it available on DVD? this is "fuck-n" unbelievable! Oooooooooooh!

  • It's from the movie National Lampoon's Favorite Deadliest Sins. I think it's on DVD, but it's hard to find. You might want to check ebay. I still have the original copy of this I taped off of Showtime back in the 90's myself :D

  • One of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen,, really hits home,, "Thats What I Think"

  • Way beyond funny. When Dice "growls" back at the Devil, I damn near pissed my pants laughing. Dice still rules.

  • i remember when i first saw this movie on hbo i laugh'd my azz off dice iz a true legend

  • YOU WISH, WHITNEY

  • Most def some of the best Classic ONE LINERS TO DATE ALL ROLLED INTO 13 MINUTES,

    "Life's Become One Big Fuckin' Tampon"

    "Pick A Lane Asshole".

    GREAT

  • CLASSIC!

  • He's cool!!!! Great! Anger always helps

  • thats the last time i go out for fuckin tampons!!!! jokes man

  • you better get me a nurse with some big fuckin tits!

  • you eat out of my butt,

    thats a big f****g head.

  • Hey Saddam what aisle do you keep the bodybags? You dumb fuck.

  • You fucked up my shirt...now im really pissed off.

  • YOU FUCKED MY SHIRT UP!

  • This shit is classic!

  • Who the Fuck gets burried at night?

  • Best thing on You tube!!

  • PICK A LANE, PAL!

  • That was really fucking funny!

  • HAHAHA!!! That's hilarious! Then again I'll watch anything with Farrah Forke in it :P

  • That was pretty fuckin funny!

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