My Immortal: A Dramatic Reading Chapters 3-4

[JadexXxKnight]

It hurts! Oh, the pain! I think my aneurism just cried...for the words, not the voice. You had done a fantastic job of making the first three sentences bearable. I commend you.

[scabbarae]

You know, before this I had been completely unable to read the infamous "My Immortal," but thanks to your excellent delivery I may now "enjoy" the worst piece of fanfiction ever written. Thank you.

[BigMouth12349]

"How the fuck do you pronounce this?"

Lololol!

[egdeltur666]

nice singing. You have a really goffik voice, like a pentagram between Grerad Way and Amy Li.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!111"

Classic literature at its finest.

[AlreadyHighOnSugar]

"We wore jc shirts" sounded like "we wore jizzy shirts" xDDDDD *wipes away tears*

[aquana]

@AlreadyHighOnSugar Hoooly crap, I never noticed that - it does!

[teababe27]

I like your accent. Makes the reading that much better.

[teababe27]

@teababe27 I also liked when you were trying not to laugh, Made me feel like I was not the only one trying not to laugh.

[DulBeat]

so gofik.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!?!"

[Kersian1]

LMAO I loved how you read Chapter 4 in the end. I was laughing so hard, ouch now my stomache hurts.

[Kersian1]

You're accent is so cool, I sort of wish I had an accent in a way.

[KupoImAMoogle]

hehe you're amazing! <3 and i love your accent. =D and also how you tried to be serious the whole time. XD

[WithAPinchOfSalt]

haha, your readings are great!

<3

[Shadow1798]

dotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdot­dotdotdotdotdot

[UrbaniteLN14]

ENOBY sounds like the name of a house elf! XD XD XD

[TheFriendlyMoosh]

Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you.

You're awesome.

"Who the how the hell do you pronounce this?"

XDDD

[sultanagypsydemoness]

"he put his thingy in my you know what"

XD

[Samrules888]

lol especially cause Malfoy is a prep in the books

[CornfloweroftheWood]

Ebony's name is ENOBY not Mary Sue.

[pinkertonlady]

OK?!

[Ashkihyena]

No no, its "Nut Mary Sue"

[DmisterFTW]

"How the fuck do you pronounce this?"

Epic awesome!

[comedyfrogg]

Besides I dont even know Joel and hes going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch. I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face." LMFAO!

[perilsofrosella]

This is pretty much the best thing ever. You, my dear narrator, are my hero!

[edmidt]

HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!! Wow you read that "sex scene" amazingly well. I love you.

[veemarsrocks]

I love it when you laugh at the ridiculous parts :]

[MarioMan19]

I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC.

[killianmatthew]

Ttly goffik.

I love how you read this. =D

[zenarion]

I lol'd.

[commanderzero01]

"I EVEN took off my Bra"

Wow. just wow.

[rimera13]

I love you! I love your accent, I love your ability to read most of this with a straight face (kinda), I love how lend emotion to this travesty of a written work, I love that you have a sense of humor, and mostly I love you for the hour I'm going to spend rolling on the floor laughing until I can't breath. You are amazing... thank you!

[5522NOYB]

I'm not sure if this is funny before. Now I'm crying. I think that was the first time I've read a sex scene and *lost* any arousal.

You're still doing a great job, despite what the story is doing to my poor, defenseless brain.

[Preevyew]

*Laughs* She can use profanity but she's afraid to say "penis" and "vagina", or synonyms of those words? xD

[chiiofhearts]

It WAS ... ... ... ...

DUMBLEDORE!

[Toastishott]

I think you ment DUMBLY DORE.

[XxNinjaThugXx]

...am i the only one turned on by her voice?

[riku8512]

ehh pretty much, then again if the face matchs the voice..... Lol Jk jk

[Duskrise]

HAHA.

HIS GOTHIC. RED. EYES.

HE PUT HIS THINGY TO MY YOU KNOW WHAT.

Oh my god, I love you for doing this.

[G0lfimbul]

TONS of black eyeliner

i imagine you'd go blind from that

[Ukiby3000]

"Hi Draco..." *depressed tone*

That was the best part XD

[shinigamialchemygrrl]

Awesome again, as usual. It's hard to take it seriously though, ne? I loved it when you started cracking up at the Forbidden Forest sequence-I did too. I was surprised that you actually made it through the so-called 'lemon' without busting a gut-I couldn't. But my absolute fave part would HAVE to be..."WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" LOL. Just imagine...Dumbledore...screami­ng...and it's misspelled, too. Keep up the great work. Ja-ne. =^.^=

[KriimIanga]

Absolutely brilliant! "YOU MOTHERFOOKERS!"

Wonderful accent, by the way. Is that your natural accent, or did you adopt it for this reading? It sounded almost like Juhani from KOTOR 1 from was narrating this (yes, I know they stole an Eastern European accent for her).

dotdotdotdotdotdotdot...

[corqskruu]

dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot... I thought I was the only one who read those aloud... Ha.

[Neakal]

"Joel...how the hell do you pronounce that!?"

Hahahaha

I completely symphatise you and can't believe you managed to control your laughing. I would have lost it reading through that mess.

[MajorDrakkus]

Motherfookers! XD And the whole "of" instead of "off" thing. Andandand. "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what" - I nearly died laughing. xD

[dumpsterbabies]

Hungarian accents are sexy.

Wait what, oh god the words! Kill it with fire!

[gothkamikaze]

Brilliant! 8D

"Joel..." How the hell do you pronunce this?! xD

[RsnAngel]

this is too painful to be serious.

there are motherfucking masterminds behind this.

[Hiroko819]

Oh my gosh, that was hilarious! Why on earth does Ebony (excuse me, I mean "Enoby") feel the need to say the f-word in every other sentence she speaks? XD

[Katherine10101]

Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then....

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was...........................­..............................­....Dumbledore!

I was in tears I was laughing so much! Best thing I've ever heard!! it was so bad!

Your accent rocks!!

[whatever9797]

joel

ooc- Wait how the hell do you pronouce this?

[YunaLIke]

Lulz "What the hell are you doing you mother fookers!"

[Inferno04]

xD Kudos to you for not bursting out in laughter.

[shelby21891]

Then he put his thingy into my you-know-what. xD omg

[meirulin1134]

xD Did you guys read the one with the extra commentary? LOL your voice is great.

[Sassenach17]

"we started to make out keenly against a tree."

ahahahah this is the best!!! like a gothic wizard ppl dear reader

[SailorVFan10]

WIN! This is the best thing I've ever heard.

[velvetXraindrop]

Omg when you started laughing at the flying car bit i was in hysterics! XD your accent is awesome!

[MorrisonJewelReject]

Hahahhaha, I love you how said "Charlotte". LOL

[Moredread25]

This is so bad. Five.

[ShionMion]

xDDDD

MUTHAFOOKERS! xDD

Dumbledor was so ooc it was funny.

[WriterReader]

MOTHERFOOOOOKERS. haha.

and that oh thing made me laugh for some retarded reason

[dumbwaitress]

"He put his thingy into my you-know-what..." lolz

[AnnerisceRosa]

"What the hell are you doing you Motherfoooooookers!

Epic LULZ.

[ForsakenlyDisturbed]

I love your accent. xD I love this dramatic reading, it's sooooo funny!

[Schermionie]

I love the way you shouted the word face when she was ranting about Hilary Duff. Also, dotdotdotdotdot DUMBLEDORE.

Brilliant.

[novazembla]

lolol. this is highly amusing.

my favorite part is when he walks out of the flying car, naturally.

[MooIAmMe]

It was... dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot DUMBLEDORE!

[sopranocath]

"What the hell are you doing you Motherfuuuukers!" Hee! I couldn't stop giggling at that. Brilliant. Just Brilliant.

[ScaryEvilDolly]

i love/love/love your accent. that girl who made that story has some strange imagination....

[Eveningsdawn]

You have officially become my hero for "Joel... (who - how the hell do you pronounce this?) ...is so fucking hot."

Hearing you trying not to giggle at parts makes this even better. Favorited!

[aquana]

Hah, thank you! xD;;

[CesarCarranza]

dotdotdotdotdotdotdotdot.. DUMBLEDORE xDDD

[Daran]

Awesome XD