Your Mother

[PantslessKnight]

Aahh, that's coOoOld

[Dubsteptheworld]

Un sanitary way of takin off gloves!

[Lanedude08]

Your mom's so fat you have to pay a toll just to walk around her.

[MrX3joe]

your momma so fat she tripped on wireless internet

[Thedude755]

yo mom is so fat she left in high heels but came back in flip flops.

[399Oddball]

Lmfao!!

[Fr3Brngr]

@CaptainPecard

[JDLupus]

Can these stupid Bacardi advert PISS OFF?!

[WolfN931]

Climb her

[WolfN931]

Yo mama's so fat 3 guys died trying to climber

[smokejc]

@WolfN931 climber?

[Crosby4hyg]

"she fell in love once, but she broke it". made my day

[S1NGL34ss4ss1N]

Yo mamma's also so fat that her belly button gets home 5 minutes before her :D

[CaptainPecard]

Hahaha good burns in between and at the end man haha!

[Thisshouldbeblank]

1,289 didn't get the joke in the end

[MaximumGKB8]

hahahahhah.. Genius

[MaximumGKB8]

LOL!!!!

[CrazyMalone]

Who else got the joke at the end? throw flour on it to find the wet spot

[mussonman]

@CrazyMalone i did

[peachtable966]

this is brilliant! xD

[PreOptic]

I used to make funny internet videos then i took a SOPA to the face

[MaccyTheFurry]

@PreOptic

I used to get SOPA's in the face, then I took a NOKIA in the knee.

[TheMaroon5Massacre]

8. yo mama so fat she gets her x rays from sataliettes.

9. Yo mama so fat she has her own hemisphere

10. yo mama so fat it takes 2 trips to bring her home in the car

11. yo mama so fat she has her own zip code. Kinda failed at some but whatever xDD

[GoofyJadico]

Yo momma so hairy she has afros on her tits.

[tinykz]

this is PUNTASTIC!!

[Pdiminator]

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDER BERRIES!

[johnthenater]

SOPA WILL TAKE THIS AWAY FROM US!!!!!1 MJKFSKHFKLDSHGLSKDJ

[DistortedShroob98]

i dont get the ending bit with the cold can of drink........

[jjfrunner]

@DistortedShroob98 He said that all of those jokes were cold

[macero44]

i dont get the ending...

[elflordbob1]

@macero44 it rolled out of her

[BouillonCubeNoob1]

@elflordbob1 Actually no, that's not the joke.

The ending is a play on the saying "Now that's cold", that comes after someone tells a particularly nasty insult.

[SwillynLs87]

Fell in love and broke it lol

[funster5031]

yo mama so fat even jesus cant lift her spirit

[TamskuBoii]

Yo mama so fat when she does push ups she dont go up the world goes down

[hifeyracer]

LMAO! "im sorry doctor but...(whispers) we cant find her vagina"..."roll her in flour, and find the wet spot"

[mrawesomeduification]

yo mamas teeth so yellow when she closes her mouth her belly lights up like a christmas tree

[tvando2]

so fat she steps on the scale and see's her phone number

[Evan42881]

I don't get the ending....

[monstaslaya]

Isn't that doctor the retard that took a retard test from another retarded doctor?

[erikthemagicalpanda]

@monstaslaya yeah

[ChocolateAsian9000]

11 am in her other time zone lololol

[MrUllolo]

subliminal pepsi commercial

[yoyoma4231]

Isaac.... Streeter?

[delicious1877]

ewww lol

[CurtisHughsjjvjfmfon]

@NayuAir holy shit O: lol

[Entriken133]

@NayuAir Your good at copying things.

[ithetechnodj]

isn't the doctor the guy that took the retarded test?

[feepque]

The last guy sounds like Pat! :P

[100fakeman]

i dont get the last one with the pepsi being cold. someone explain?

[worldendingful]

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPod and made an iPad.

[misterhijack]

@worldendingful well yo mama so fat she sat on an ipod and it turned into a peice of paper!!! coz im the funniest fuck on teh interneht

[BFKZ]

took me a while to figure it out tbh...but its hilarious.

[MadiMe123]

Haha genius!!! Especially the "oh, that's cold" at the end, they cleverly disguised it :)

[ezkiller93]

There's always one part of her that's on the sun.

[rax1190]

Your mom is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

[TheSergiomadrid10]

your mama is so fat, she's from both sides of the family

[MajorBuzzkillable]

a personal favorite "yo momma's so fat that when god said - let there be light - she moved"

[KrazedCrimson]

Oh, now i get it

[Lawfree08]

Hahahaha

[XawwyaaX]

"oh.. snap"

loved it haha

[BrasilWC2010]

yo mama is so fat that there is no space in space.

[Vikefan100]

YO MAMA SO FAT...A "YO MAMA" JOKE CANT DESCRIBE HER! like.

[420xx247xx365]

@Vikefan100 that sucked.

[nathanielparker1]

playlist (next video *your mother*)

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

@redaktedklopper Yo mama so fat Nasa's got her on satellite.

You mama so fat she's got her own time zone. Yo mama so fat it takes two trips to get her home. Yo mama's got her own zip code.

[azzzz9375]

@xXMapleVodkaXx your mama so fat the only way to find her ***** is to roll her in flour nd find the wet spot :L

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

@azzzz9375 Ö

[hvb97]

@redaktedklopper you forgot that it takes two trips to get her home, and that she is in two different time zones and she has her own zip code

[redaktedklopper]

your mother is so fat that 1:15

[andyle504702]

Lmao

[sean0f]

calling docter gerwitch calling docter gerwitch

[mewkuroichigobat]

Like this if you got to this video because you were bored and typed "Your mother" into the search engine.

[123KatieH]

Was it just me or did the voice in the background freaked you out too?

[TQOMify]

"oh no you didn't..."

"yes. I did."

[ViiCToM]

I feel like a pepsi... hmm :) 

[iluvbrowniez]

lol

[GriffinPilgrim]

Huh. The "That's cold" guy is the Urban Legend ER doc. That's one weird hospital.

[101WaysToRomance]

Very Funny And Reeks Of Reality!!!!

[xXTiberiusXx]

roll her in flower and find the wet spot. FUCK MAN

[skystealth22]

your mother's time zone? LOL

[KoolBeanzOrNot]

Just thought id go on a random video and Post this, bye =)

[eng2797]

lol

[linjason8]

2 trips? What have you done!?

[ZGBradley]

whats with the soda at the end?

[CrunkRiffKing]

@ZGBradley its just a harmless pepsi commercial lol.... he said ooh thats cold referring to the vagina joke

[524coconut]

@ZGBradley product placement. and he made the mom joke so pepsi guy said oh thats cold

[Espada061]

@Simpkin1992 Nerd Burn! Oh yeah! Yo mamma is so fat, her patronus is a cake! (vlogbrothers joke)

[TheSoftballchic]

@zebrasinpink15 right here! Haha got bored af :p

[ReznorRage]

1:02 You are a cinema

[XboxJakeGabe]

1282 have Wendys as an emergency contact

[smartbabe6]

this. is. perfect.

[ZebrasinPink15]

thumbs up if u got bored and typed in your mom

[SilverSiege]

Classic!

[Simpkin1992]

your mama pulls catapults to minas tirith

[katiekirwan1]

Thumbs up if you got here by typing 'Your Mother'.

[iVoLTaGEii]

"roll her in flour and find the wet spot"

i died.

[danny181997]

It took me so long to realize that they just said a bunch of Yo Momma jokes...XD

[hamrmech]

that was funny. I laughed my ass off

[sotocoury2011]

AH... thats cold.

[420xx247xx365]

thumbs up if you searched "your mom" because you were bored as fuck.

[ileavecommentshere]

@420xx247xx365 and it's new year's eve -_-

[madseesu]

@420xx247xx365 i searched pov 

[KFuzze]

@420xx247xx365 not really but that made me laugh. so kudos to you sir

[chrissydude1]

@KingOfShadows1500 ya know hoe someone says that's cold when u dis someone? Well the dude picked up a freezing coke as the joke ended and said that's cold.

[KingOfShadows1500]

I didn't get the final joke...

[XXhuddy23XX]

@KingOfShadows1500 the nurse couldnt find her vagina hence rolling her in flour to find the 'wet' spot

[steadwik]

@KingOfShadows1500

vagina

[Diamonds6Bxxth]

So many Yo Mama jokes..

[xD34DxxS1L3NC3x]

How do they keep a straight face during this?

[Willworkforchocbar]

deadpan looks for the win! i know it must have been hard...

[ElVenezolano94]

Shes one of the screens xD

[PRocker320]

Haha at pat cassels at the end.

[gesiz22]

Your mom came four times...and thats just before i came

[fourminuteswiser]

I don't get the flour joke at the end :(

[agcarper]

@fourminuteswiser vagina

[musicalisten1]

She's one of the screens , pahahah

[isaacman122]

my name is isaac

[qyxzz]

Dude at the end looks like Lars Ulrich

[sqwanto1996]

It's probably gonna take you two trips to get her home :)

[humanvegetable]

Yo mama is so fat, she sweats Crisco and has a part time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.

[sweetsyhoney123]

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[ItSyAbOiIsSa]

Hahahaha

[vociferous4life]

my name is ISAAC!!!!

[Nahelaa]

they need to release bloopers for this shit

[iTzMist]

Hey ! He's the retarded doctor

[honeyb237]

hahahaha i love how this is so dry, so fucking hilarious, it would've been funnier if Amir was the doctor:)

[LFRAS94]

I might endure all the pain and long boring hours study to become a doctor JUST SO I CAN MINDFUCK SOME GUY LIKE THIS!!!

[Raymstone]

Yo mama

[moderngod102]

Yo mama so fat she turned the sun into pluto

[themostabsolute]

Amazing XD

[LegolessVideos]

lol product placement fail

[afields6112]

hahahah he looks like robert sean leonard "Wilson" from House

[wonderlandsgirl23]

shes one of the screens xD

[TheShockWave4]

Is that Rainn EWilson at the end?

[LostMind1989]

your mom's so fat that when she's wearing hills she digs up oil

[stinkydoggy98]

@Bmann707 Looks like another multi-plex just opened up. 10 more mothers found jobs as movie screens.

[beautifuldirtyrich32]

when she tried to sit up before she rocked herself to sleep..

[thanatoast666]

"She fell inlove once...but she broke it" LMFAO XDD

[160moebius2]

The doctor is retarded. Lol

[MaxShultsBmx]

'she feel in love once but she broke it' hahaa

[11111111111111118379]

your mom's so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

your mum's so stupid she walked into a parked car.

your mums's like a gun two cock's and she's loaded.

your mums's so poor people have to wipe there shoes before they go outside

[infinitivision]

"She's on both sides of the family." LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Inawiloinetaokiso]

Your mother is so fat that she wears an asteroid belt.

[11111111111111118379]

" yeh she's on both sides of the family" LMFAO

[HalfBloodPrincess217]

Lolololol ewww

[snappleapplesnapple]

your mom is so fat her patronous is a cake

[fatlinexxx]

oh yeah, well ur MAMA so Fat, she went to the movie theatre once and she Sat next to everyone

[LikeYouLikeIt]

The fuck can I beat 146 thumbs up?

[AlexaSylvia]

@LikeYouLikeIt no

[Emtwo]

she "fell" in love once. but she broke it. HAHAHAHA

[whoiskatrinakelly]

oh no she didnt! Yes. I did

[YoungPhysko]

hey.. isnt that guy retarded?

[100100kameron]

12 hour a day work out plan. Lmfao...

[positive840]

"oh no, you didn't"

"yes, I did."

"I strongly suggest contacting City Hall about getting your mother her own zip code"

"oh, snap"

...So subtle, you might not even notice, until you read it.

[SuperUltraNinja1]

What does he mean when he says "we'll roll her in flour and find the wet spot?"

[drewbarrie]

@SuperUltraNinja1 theyre trying to find... something. haha at least thats what i got from it

[IG88Aiscool]

@SuperUltraNinja1 you dont get it?

[MikeMMA93]

@SuperUltraNinja1 her vagina

[yellowsuboy]

oh...snap

[MrSongmaster5]

"she fell in love once, but she broke it..."

[tzalder]

she falled in love once but she broked it xd

[LostMind1989]

that would be 11am in your mothers other time zone lol!

[DSCAccount]

this is collegehumour at their best

[theKDSchannel]

so many yo moma jokes,

in so little time XD LOL

[KingerThunder]

the docter reminds me of wilson from house....js.

[Daliathus]

my mouth was open the whole time :O

[TheMixedMind]

i dont get the last part with the "ouch..thats cold" :o ?