Sexy Melvin's Guide: Making Friends

[seppdedeynekta]

this person earns some respect

[professorlardy]

You have balls of steel sir but it's so awkward even to watch can't begin to imagine quite HOW awkward it was doing this

[chaaaaaannahc]

LMFAO! I love your videos! 

[HolyCrapDudeXD]

The black people kept walking when you've mentioned a boat. They're not falling for that one again!

[nicotineplz]

hahahahahahahaha

[Toca91]

Smelvin.

[FlashFireSix]

Did I actually just see an advert for fred....on youtube....

[ThisShizBeCrazy]

@FlashFireSix @FlashFireSix fred is from youtube.. and what does this video have to do with fred? that's a double fail my friend.

[FlashFireSix]

@ThisShizBeCrazy Thats not a "double fail", fred is on YOUTUBE, we all KNOW ABOUT FRED, why advertise FRED where FRED originated from? Speak before you think. I saw an advert for fred so I was annoyed.

[ThisShizBeCrazy]

@FlashFireSix haha that didnt prove you right at all, that was just a more stupid comment

[FlashFireSix]

@ThisShizBeCrazy it makes perfect sense, how old are you?

[ThisShizBeCrazy]

@FlashFireSix well i dont see anything in this that resembles what fred does, nd the way you said advert for fred... on youtube, made it sound like fred being on youtube was odd. and I am TWEEE n' ah halff yeawz olddd <3

[FlashFireSix]

@ThisShizBeCrazy broski, my original comment says "from 1 month ago" aka there was an advert for him at the time.

[ThisShizBeCrazy]

@FlashFireSix hahah iight. i was just messin with you, no hate, i can see how that makes sense

[Ma1ya420]

@FlashFireSix shut up

[FlashFireSix]

@Ma1ya420 nice, thought out comeback there

[Ma1ya420]

@FlashFireSix O: dude im sry i meant to sent that to thisshizbecrazy - my bad dude - i was on ur side xD

[04A13]

LMFAO I love seeing people from the otherside of a random friendly wierdo :P

[Schoolerforever]

hes not very sexy maby retarted but not sexy

[wtfyouredoingitwrong]

Haha I'm so gonna try come of these

[johnydudee]

i have no money left lol

[ailanissya19]

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[piromaniakkk]

haha

go up to your URL bar, put a Q between the words you and tube and then press enter or click go

[shelbierocks]

"Thanks babes." xD

[guitarshredking]

Haha im suprised people don't get that he's fucking around, lol people are so uptight in the city

[ci0aca]

want more like this, very funny

[TheDeldax]

2:25 pwned xD

[hawesy07]

I knew he was from MK lol, finally see a sign saying it :)

[martyntheguitarman]

hahaha this is awesome

[evilspike0000000000]

hahaha this is hilarious. i met a guy exactly like that once, and he was talking to me about the rain and how it was nice and "tropical", he sounded exactly like him! i just talked to him though haha he asked my name about a hundred times

[indubitabil]

im totally in love with you mate....i love you i want to squeeze ur ass!!!!!

[xxximafuckingemoxxx]

me 2

[catoes]

i know what you mean with the tree and life time of regret thing :O!

[l34trul3r]

well on the one hand it's quite funny but on the other hand it's really sad especially when ppl ignore him and the music plays in the background ^^

[TheTaylormanson]

HAHAHAHA nice yob dude :D

[wusap]

hahaha i'm going to do that now ! just freeze

[malachi9000]

hahahaha....

[a9yearoldgirl]

It's interesting.. that tree.. that tree.. ......

Lol'd so hard

[RyuHayabusa360]

remebers me of pua. they use quite a similar way to reduce fears. if melvin would have done this video only talking to women it would be exactly the same

[ecobutten]

"i got them from tesco" lol

[jercylll]

hahaha. nice job ! :)

[teabagnose]

lol that was great

[Beardedladiesice]

i dont get why us english are so scared when people we don't know approach us and try to talk to us! it's a shame really!

[M0uldyC0okie]

offer to take them away on a boat ^.^

Genius [:

[JaneyMadeInJapan]

AH YES. This is where my obsession with 'babes' first came from. Good times. I must favourite it. LOVE YOU BABES!! x

[lemoneylemon]

hes kinda cute..... =]

[Valentinnus]

hah, i liked the freezing up.

the trail of cupcakes hmm, you should've tried wedding pies.

[ahjohn86]

wow!! total respect! you have the courage i  want!

[emosheep1995]

grumpy people |:(

[Wcableguy]

lol

man people here in the US are way nicer

[jimmyisikura]

A trail of cupcakes? Sounds like a trap!

[cocottelee1]

wow 2:25 to 2:29

the lady just ignored him : (

[nickmooremusics]

hahahahahaha

[axelsacca]

hahhaaaaaaaaaaa

[nyumnyumnyum]

hahaha, brilliant

p.s. where can i get a jumper like that ?

[burnbabyyburn]

hahaha, classic(=

did those people know it was for a video?

jw :D

[Snight101]

lame

[AlexTheAverageKid]

LOL, good ol' davey :D

[MehdiGlz]

damn, humanity has truly gone to hell. they all are so.. assholes!

[gottalovesaturdays]

lol nice tips

id sail tha seven seas with a total stranger ^_^

[AWalkingImperfection]

Something about the cupcakes bit struck me as particularly funny

I'm still laughing :D

[mathiusvoodoo]

Lol at davey

[anotherbuttercup]

Maybe it would work with a nicer jumper...

[zarlacc93]

ahahahahahahaha i love it im not sure anyone will take the advice though xD ahahahahahahaha

[bewitched1870]

I don't understand why total strangers would not want to share a lifetime of regret with you?! Lol.

[KiminiKrikket]

I look at that tree and see a life time of regret... how are you supposed to answer that?! lol

[L33tm4st3r]

lol

"i'm terribly sorry for your loss...would you like a friendly hug and a shoulder to cry on?"

[twizzler219]

LOL!!!! this was hilarious.

i think we should start something in honor of it. let's see how many times in a row people can leave a comment that says "melvin is sexy"

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DO IT!!!!!

[CoryFrizzell18]

want to chat with singles

i cant watch this video fG

[fakefriends]

!@:?

who seriously would pass up the chance to sail the seven seas with a total stranger?@

this is what i dont understand!

[lockaheart]

0:53, did i heard "so cute" from that lady?

hahaha, you're funny, i'm gonna try these steps

[djwicked88]

you have some quality brent mannerisms dave *thumbs up*

[daniellalee94]

he froze up at the end wat the hell haha..

[getitdonenoworleave]

Melvin is very sexy... in his own special way.

love it

[Mirthless79]

The part where he wants to talk about memories, and no one listens...damn sounds like 99% of the United States...damn..Thats actually sad.

[carolinesimans]

hahahaha "they r quite expensive-tesco's" rofl!!

[Ella0Smella]

absolutely bloody brilliant !

[xXScotylandXx]

hehe cool video :D

I felt kinda bat tho when u were talking about problems to people and they just walked away or pretended like they wernt listning :|

[dyndan19]

I would definitely talk with you! I always get roped into conversation with people I don't know, especially those darn, unavoidably friendly Samaritans' volunteers. There's 15 minutes of my life that I'll never get back hahahehehe...*sigh*Who am I kidding, I'd probably just waste them anyway...

I'm lonely.

[XD]

[morningview817]

"some people see a tree.. i see a lifetime of regret.."

AHAHAHA oh public pest. absolutely brilliant

<3

[PointsOfAuthority]

I loved the memories part of the video. Especially the Texas part.

You're a frigen genius man, I'm so surprised you don't have at the least half a million views. This was hilarious.

[airtrickernath]

lol

[OoAnDy1993oO]

lol

[creultothedarkness]

LOL!

great!

[musicalfreakface]

The cupcake bit is my favourite! Davey is amazing :D and melvin is sexy

[finnys3]

where is this?

[abbster200]

OMG

people are so nasty these days!!!!

we all speak the same fukin language yet we only talk to a small group of people its just stupid why cant everyone be like you it would be so much fun you could talk to everyone but instead they just act like your stupid and walk off!! how rude!!

[makalaka15]

this was hilarious!

[LitaniTilSatan666]

fuck.

i just lost the game.

[Troytheboy0]

Lol some people are assholes

[hoopsterhottie181]

bahah

i love the last part

y'kno

the "never freeze up" part.

bahahhah

good job daveyboyz

[misslovette02]

lol!!!

poor melvin

[jordantherocker]

MELVIN!

ITS SCENESTER!

[SammyisWeired]

lol my god this is hilarious

[spreadfire]

gj! :-)

[dudenamedryan]

that was hilarous! keep it up!

[mynameismom]

jajajajaja K

[iloveshootinshit]

haha the freezing up part was funny

[bender2325]

cute vid

[AndyClowes]

Ideas were abit stale, acting wasn't so terrible.

3/5

[Thrashenstein]

if you look at all the profiles of the users that said they liked this video you realize there are alot of easily amused, low iq individuals in the world, it's not centralized at all as i once thought only americans would like retarded stuff like this, stupidity is truly international.

[iloveshootinshit]

haha yes somebody such as yourself should be recognized as the most intelligent person in the world, and i'm glad you let people know this by posting a comment on youtube, twat.

[thekittish]

im sorry, but the other replier just pwned you. have a nice day!

[josieiscool000]

i love the last one i cracked up so hard ;p

[upnorthballa]

this is retarded

[iceburger002]

This was fucking hilarious.

[Yori38]

"have you seen my cupcakes?" Ha, priceless video!

[sisssyboo]

People of Milton Keynes beware ;-) davey is about!

[kooleodude770]

lol its stormy in texes l8tly

[Pojeznicek]

This video was hilarious, nice work.. :)

[hattrickster33]

lol i dont just see a tree i see my father haha

[hattrickster33]

lol my father used 2 bring me here

[aisp870310]

This one is fucking idiot ... he is not funny

[snager80]

oh, imagine that. fat ENGLISH PEOPLE! GOD! YOU PEOPLE! i love you so much, and all you want to do is call us fat and stupid! GODESS1!

[BrokenBananaPhones]

Did I mention I'm not a real boy? Oh that's right hook baitman told you that. Did I mention I don't like potty humor? Oh yeah, I told you that myself.

[monkeygal835]

I like your sweater. =]

lol.

[BrokenBananaPhones]

Wana wana banana? I realy do just want to be quirky and funny. It's not allowed here. Too many poo jokes and potty humor by the guy that calls himself "my friend". He loves Beavis and Bonehead and thinks I don't know what he's doing. So I can't be funny around him. It's not allowed, only he can be funny.

[BrokenBananaPhones]

Cool, you're in my head. Now let's sing a song.

[BrokenBananaPhones]

My post doesn't seem to be working. They must not think I'm a real boy. I'll keep trying don't worry. It was really funny and truthful.

[TWJerricaS]

They end of the video was hilarious!! The woman just walked away, haha.

[peacexlovexhope]

hahahahazzz! th@z hilarious!!!!

[ASEVENN]

yeah 3,333rd viewer

[misformurmur]

Just goes to show how suspicious everyone is of everyone else.

[StrwbreFldz4evR]

Hilarious! Obviously you could interview anyone-anywhere-has the BBC offered you a job yet?

[Grahaminlove]

omg those people were so mean! i would've talked to you, lad!

[milkaannddhoney]

hahaha oh my god

[Cyb3rGnome]

LMAO! oh my god xD you're crazy!

[FaceUrSelf]

very n1

[inusuki511]

you rock it must have been really hard to do that to people.

[Knave1888]

facking hell daveyboyz, you clearly have cojones made of steel!

(or possibly aluminium since they are very shiny)

[Jessica47503271]

lol - this was one of your best videos. make more!

[LadeeFox]

Excellent Video lovie! xD

OMG.. I still say DaveyBoyz is so cute!

~~FOXX

[kingdale1st]

That's a great video, it made me laugh all the way through.

[tchyah]

wahaahahahahahhahahahahha

hot sweater you got on there :>

[waterluvr888]

haha hilarious!

[widgetyemidget]

Lol i would never have the guts to do something like this. Briliant.

[danbron]

lmao, its like those programmes you see on tv!

[GuitarHeroSYN]

woot emo kid in the beginning

[thespirtroom]

nice sweater. that sweater alone should make you a couple dozen friends!

[tisthehorselover]

wow sexy cardi!

[IzzieHeartsYou]

It makes me so uncomfortable! Eck! lol

[mizkazmusic]

hahahah u make me laugh dave!!!!! trees!

[ElzRedman]

Hahaha! :)

loved the end.

[browsefly]

I feel quite sorry for Melvin after watching this.

I hope he made friends with at least one person...

[ShineRobyn]

tht was great!!!!!!!!! it was so funny...altho the jumpers a bit....hmmm lol xxx

[floam4fun]

oh. my god. that was hilarious. i was cracking up for all of that. i liked the women who just left when you were talking about the tree.

nice sweater

[timsays]

VERY FUNNY! I LIKE IT.

[straub11]

i like the sweater. suits melvin well. 256-305 best part

[GuyMannion]

Haha.

Brilliant stuff. I'm gunna contact you tommro man.

[ShadowWolf05]

I helped you with some of them :D w00t

[TheSANTIAG0]

i want to sail the seven seas:)

that one guy you asked for 5p with black hair is cute

[lucysaysrelax]

this is in milton keynes?! where i live!

i was like omg when i saw the signs

[melieeeboo]

hahahahaha brilliant!

i loved the bit when you just start talking to people about your problems, people do that to me at work all the time and its so awkward

[Mikisthatchick]

i love the sweater and shorts combo.

brillaint.

[killherfast]

CRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE LOOLLLLL

[TaylorSmile]

LOL

[leavesfalldown]

lol

if some random guy'd asked me if I wanted to get on a ship with him id get the heck outa there:P

youre amazing:D

[PaigeBuckley]

you have SO much Confidence! And your social skills are amazing, Well Done Dave/Melvin, Keep up the good work :D

[lousta75]

Were you going for the scary pervert look. I was kind of creeped

[lousta75]

I Got 4 CupCakes :D

[FilthyHalfBlood]

'And he likes to do things..to people' Lol. Favourited.

[koya04774]

kl vid watch it again, must of took some guts 2 talk abt da tree, i would be 2 embaressed

[EmptyNutShells]

omg the guy he asked for 5p goes to my school! wtf?!  xD

[chunks1]

haha melvin is awesome.

[iianardo]

ahaha, when you said thanks before she gave you the money it was sooo good.

lol pooor people being harassed by melvin lol.

[humpmeh]

me and my cousin would totally go along if he came to us.. lol AWESOME STUFF

[incomplte1perfection]

LOL I love Melvin, more videos like this please!!!

[AmandaSvensson1]

Hahaha, awesome video Davey :D

[nomiSimple]

Brilliant, I am a magnet for people like this!

[DashTube1]

Coming in for another view. I love it lol

[koya04774]

lol, no 1 want to hear your problems. lol.

[DashTube1]

Yes they do.

[koya04774]

yh dat y ever1 was walkin away from him.

[TrevaProductions]

ha ha!! the jumper!!! got to love the jumper!

[Daniefab]

what can u get with 5p xD

funny when chavs ask random people for money and cigarettes tho ^_^

that was hilarious, cringe comedy at its best xD

[home1002]

Looks like at the end Melvin got the chokes!

[MySiStErLiKesAFI]

Haha, that was hilarious!

Especially the one woman who just moved a step to the side!!

[detailsinthefabric]

hahahha must've been akward.