Episode 4: Pee On Me

[Wtfamisupposedtosay]

DUH HERRO

[Bellaa51]

why would you make your first date at the dance studio?? i would go somewhere... lets just say.. more normal.

[relii100]

what is this series called?

[MoMoneyTakeMoney23]

It's too bad. This girl is hot and nice and open to possibilities.

The guy may have a career goin for him but he's mad sketchy/nerdy and is unfortunately probably dating someone out of his league. He also has some acne scars on his face and seems kind of sleezy.

[elmasperrondefrutas]

pretty good charm=hell fucking no

[cocoacreek]

What a waste of my time

[l0lercycle]

peee on meeeeeeee

oh oh oh

peeee one meeeeee

one more time

oh oh oh...

peeee on meeeeeee.

[RyanBlockb5]

the Best Buy guy can't open a door for the lady

[hopeimright]

i would totaly piss on her

[organs]

For what it's worth, the vid's title becomes relevant around 4:30.

[mrhugefan]

why is it called PEE ON ME when they SHIT ON US? ..bring on the golden showers!

[doniek94]

heart heart

[GSRsolid]

she thinks he is ugly..lol

[peeking66]

and for fucks sake - he really is!!!

[24hrSEX]

what a twat face!!!

[cowgirlforchrist]

ugggghhh that was just really weird and awkward...she was like WHEN IS THIS GOING TO END!

[thevonfermins]

hes stupid. you can tell she feels uncomfortable...

[neocronic]

Whats that song thats playing when they dance? It sounds so familiar, but I can't figure it out.

[RobertoCruzMX]

the song is a Lambada song "Chorando se foi " (he/she left crying) performed by French group Kaoma (1989), this version was actually an unauthorized translation from spanish to portuguese of the song "Llorando se fue"(1982), from the Bolivian group Los K'jarkas

[dshmechanic]

Gee.....wonder if she ever called him back?

[cressey26]

sorry i ment asked! not masked

[cressey26]

what a complete tosser! He's a chink and all he asked about was piss? surely he should of masked if he could have shit down her neck before he left! where's his manners???

[042696]

a: who is "a chink" ???????

[Plataea]

Not something I would have brought up on a first date~

[luque73]

this video made every Asian man cringe in shame.

[lexsite]

no it did not

[tonton24]

lol

[1temari4]

who the hell talks about peeing on a date??

[shep222777]

jesus christ that guy was fucking ugly

[pinkoangie]

that shit was stupid man....i mean the guy was like a frog faced walking human..lolz

[keytoothed]

Play some R. Kelly for this one.

[OMFGKNEESOX]

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF­WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF.

PEE ON ME?!!??!?!?!!?!?!

thats wierd ive never heard that before

=[

[geeoxid]

HE like sooo didn't know how te dance lol.

[xldjvista]

Dude looks like a frog!

[dancer291]

Boring, meaningless. So what, they very briefly talked about golden showers - nothing more.

[nothernames12366]

what happened to 4? ("and 123, 567")

[marneedear]

Why his pants so, so, so big?

[OctoBox]

...walking away

[9LateNight9]

if they have been talking for 6 weeks how did they not talk about what they did for a job or their interests?

[puddytat12]

that was kind of stupid!!

[beckystringham]

what an asshole

[complicated312]

The tittle does bring the views up...

[italyrocks4ever]

pee on me? wow! who made that one up???

[DolzaB]

That was such and awkward question. They've been talking awhile, why would he bring that up?

[ThereRLG2006]

The description of this video is a HUGE misrepresentation! Somehow the jerk posting this takes a very charming and sweet date and tries to play up one tiny chat to get people's interest. Total Shenanigans. I'm calling it! Straight up Shenanigans!

[dumplingeater]

One Word sums up everything about this video:  YUCK !

[zlatkajupe]

Argh! He looks like my old math teacher!

[DESsid]

I hate those bugeye glasses.

[bbproductionsLA]

oh no where I come from you pee on someone and they most likely to put a cap in that ahhs...

[Touchmykane]

on cregzlist?! PREPOSTEROUS

[Segtilt]

Wow. I half expected him to ask her if he could touch her feet after that.

[Joe77man]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sally1112]

I love being peed on.

I wish someone was peeing on me right now.

[tcb2004]

Call me old fashioned but golden shower is NOT a good first date topic...lol

[eleppek]

it wasn't they brought up a past email

[redhotpinktwink]

Asian men = TROUBLE! Except this guy looks pretty American, I guess ... They did not click, though ...

[alcon133]

haa..pee on who?..not me mo fucka

[woodallaj]

Open the door for the lady Dude! Jeez Mahn!!! You make all us real estate guys look bad!!!!!

[ahboyming]

he didnt even open the doors for her and he expects to get peed on? dream on, sucka!

[MiscsectionBB]

yeah i saw something like this before on TV a show.. it was called "Blind Date". how is this any different?

[sugarcube14]

um obviously this little independant dating shows is for people who specifically meet online.

[macflyfilm]

Real estate developer.. *Cha ching!!!* LOL :) :P

[runyet]

I sure hope that was fake! Cause they are some dayum good actors to say those last few lines with a straight face

[zzcomputerkiller]

i think it is time for me to go shoot myself now

[bsiltman]

She's hot though...

[billthestinker]

dumb

[salomeswart]

totally unuseful!!!!

[Delrithkill]

XD lol WTF!

[gutierrez16]

5 minutes of my life pissed away.

[trueshinobi01]

i wanted to see her pee at least, but this is a load of crap

[djwicked420]

awkward

[spookler]

O_O

[T3rr0r0fd3ath]

WTF?

[wetsock]

OMG

[p0ttymouth]

5 minutes of my life pissed away. She should have at least peed a LITTLE for us with a subject line like that. I feel totally cheated.

[junior867]

wow this is stupid.

[chrisbahen]

Hehe, Date:Unknown has such cool little stories! Thanks for the post.

[notsoboring9]

well that was one of the most pointless things i have ever seen in my life.

[winmoredrankwinkel]

what the hell were you thinking, nobody in their right mind would talk about sick shit like that, esspecially if you just met someone. i mean come on dude she will never go to lunch with you again, and if she does she is just as sick as you are.

[harryhippie13]

noobs...

[cdlaftqm0607]

BORING

[todosbien]

That was hot!!! I love girls peeing on me!

[roquelazarus]

interestin

[mspcape]

please, more of this awsome work.

[Fordioni]

dont be a nobed

[Genera1Apathy]

She was surprisingly interested in the guy; he seemed pretty boring to me and the only selling point he had was his real estate gig. And cmon dude, I know the stereotype is that asians can't dance, you need to represent when given the chance. Anyway, it could have gone a lot worse, good luck to them.

[INoelNoelNoel]

lmfao asian ppl cant dance 4 $hyt

[doronaver]

video is interesting, do a follow on!!

[Kajo75]

ahhh, 1 star

[morenaso1]

WTF?

[mspcape]

hmmm, golden showers...interesting but yucky. very entertaining clip. keep up the good work.

[Ohboy87]

I thought it was funny how how they went seperate ways when the left the dance studio not realizing they were going seperate ways lol!

[enose]

niggy aint smash

[mstnyc]

i love it - this was great. ..um, he seemed kind of intrigued with the whole peeing thing, kind of like he wants her to put him on....oooh, pls do a follow up episode! LOL

[barada42]

OK. I have GOT to meet this woman. She's.. um... open minded. ;)

[forman025]

hey brandon this was excellent, this and the first one were the best so far

[iwillmerku]

lol how do u have a internet girlfriend?

but dude didn't even hold the door for her at any time...theres no way hes gettin the puss

[candiaaah]

if she talked to him for 6 weeks why didn't she know he was in real estate? don't they cover that in the first 6 weeks? but anyway, i think this is the best installment yet- applies to the whole online dating thing a lot stronger. good job!

[yamill]

this was great!

[lavendergirl53]

Great video!

[tinkerbelnc]

this video inspired me to meet my internet girlfriend for the first time

 thank god she wasnt a dude or a cop. either would have possibly ruined my life for 5-10 years. good job people

[barada42]

Why would you have to worry that she may be a cop? That implies someting a bit freaky.

[gumdropster]

Like purchased... ahem :P

[DolzaB]

No... Like Chris Hanson.