King Missile - Take Stuff From Work

[larrybiggs1]

lol @ 1:30

[GENERALJOHNNYREBEL]

.Im a born thief, allways have been allways will be. My dad was a thief, his mom was a thief, her mom & dad where thiefs, but thats not the point. The point it is; YOU OWE IT TOO YOURSELF TO STEAL FROM AN OPPRESSIVE WORKFORCE. PLUS, ITS WHAT THE MOST POWERFULL DO, THEY STEAL FROM THE PEOPLE WHILE MASQUARDING AS THE GOVERNMENT.

[punkrock1593]

4 people didn't steal from work

[PumpkinRouge]

I didn't take anything from work and then I got fired for being accused of taking stuff from work. Funny how that works out.

[MasterSamurai]

Why is King Missile so damn awesome?

[oofak07]

@MasterSamurai Cuz john hall is a fucking genious

[MissPatchez]

I worked at cinnabon. Cinnamon rolls. Good times. Free goodtimes. Romantix, free dildos. XD

LIFE IS AWESOME

[MadIvanpb]

theft kills the effort of others. I worked 80 hours a week to start a business from scratch for 8 years to have assholes like this put me in the poor house. Now, regardless of my effort and creating jobs for 25 people, I'm working a $10 an hour job and can't keep a roof over my head (me, my wife and four kids)... so people who agree with this are nothing but thieving sacks of crap.

[MissPatchez]

@MadIvanpb your poor spelling and sentence structure leads me to believe not all of this is true, and you still suck. and you're probably the man.

[PERAGR0]

@MadIvanpb Don't blame your ineptitude on others, a prudent businessman would've incorporated employee theft into his budget.

[wrenchaholic]

@MadIvanpb quit whining faggot

[FuzzandDistortion]

"Laser mouse"- dude, thats like penny ante shit, I got me two antique ediphones from the storage room upstairs where I work they're worth like $300-500 apiece.

nobody can trace this comment, right?

[wrenchaholic]

@FuzzandDistortion that aint shit niether, i've been selling swiped goods on ebay for years and probably made 25,000 or better!

[ChaosTitties]

I stole the laser mouse im using from my teachers computer- unplugged the fucker when she wasnt looking and nobody else saw me do it.

Life is good.

[clivetuber]

A giant commercial grade stainless steel sink.

[CanklesInKorporated]

@clivetuber Well done sir.

[ledmeddead]

okay ..... WTF



[alexandradeyl]

everyone knows its not really bout how much you get paid. its about the fringe benefits. i was a nurse for a number of years, you guys should see my medicine cabinet.

[yummypaint]

i like how so many of the comments for this video are about shit people have stolen from work. Keep up the good work guys!

[lolzforfun1337]

I have taken the following from work in the past: Pens, Pencils, books, a case of white-out, a keyboard, boxes of donuts, boxes of other assorted baked goods, staplers, copy paper, toilet paper, a motivational poster, a cheesecake, and a file cabinet.

Life is good!

[AfexNine]

@lolzforfun1337 As soon as I read cheesecake, your comment just became 5 times as awesome. Keep it up dude.

[icebox766]

Ah yes, the source of one of the best lyrics of all time: "They're paying me to write about the stuff I steal from them. Life is good!"

[KeswickPinhead]

Even if you work for yourself, take stuff from work. Stick it to the man, or in this case, yourself. Just for the principle of it, take stuff from work. Even if you work at home. Take stuff outside and bring it back inside.

[controlfunction]

John S Hall is a godlike Wizard of Enlightenment.

[rabbits78]

I took beer and notepads from my last job...

[hoodmilk]

I take toilet paper, and hand sanitizer from work.

We have nice toilet paper and I figure no one should have to pay to wipe their ass.

[LukewarmKoolaid]

Lmao.  Doo eet noa

[osavemejeebus]

i have a bunch of staplers, binder clips, all that shit. i also have a computer, printer, and monitor that i technically didn't steal, but just haven't given back. best part is that they *are* paying me to write about stuff i steal from them!

[Weeawho]

lol this song is funny but anyone who actually feels oppressed in a white collar job where you get to work at a desk is a spoiled little shit

[QuietMan81]

@Weeawho

Or has a functioning frontal lobe. ALL WORKERS ARE OPPRESSED. It's how capitalism works.

[melance]

It's how all social systems work.

[azaliasnail]

Most brilliant! Hall/Dogbowl -- amazing combo!

[cochranexyz]

I would so love to hear I Was a Teenage Wuss!!!!!

[poochiekafelnikov]

had the pleasure of seeing them at the khyber in 90? fluting on the hump defined my existence that year...

[Malinky2Stoatir]

I remember seeing this spoken as just a poem by the fabulous John S. Hall.

John was way cool

Sweeter than cheesecake!

[Stratman78]

If you're an oppressed worker who's being paid minimum wage (or next to nothing) and being forced to work in awful appalling working conditions, do yourself a favor and just take stuff from work.

Not only that it's the best way to feel better about your job, it's your duty to steal from your exploiters. And remember to goof off on the company time.

If your workplace don't care about you, why should you care about them?

Life is good!

[SPERANZA65]

Oh...yes!!!!! what a find!!... is it really 22 years ago??? im gettin old....... im still taking stuff from work and im constantly being fired.....

[camello1995]

im 14 i intend on working my ass off thru college then never doing work again

[SPERANZA65]

@camello1995 EXCELLENT IDEA CAMELLO!, i should've done that myself!...(too late for me...but i'm thinkin of starting my own market stall up in my town and selling all the stuff ive taken over the years!

[classof77]

I saw this video ONCE, late late at night on MTV's old "120 Minutes" and I remembered the shit decades later. What a treat to see again.

In its own dorky way, as deeply punk as Minor Threat or the Sex Pistols.

[yourmomisthebest]

I never knew there was a video for this song.

To the poster, even if the quality if a bit choppy, what a find.

[steveasat2]

The feel-good song of 1987! The best thing to take from work, of course, is cheesecakes.

[MissTuffett]

two great things combined :P