Weird al yankovic - thats your horoscope for today

[aairriess1]

Brings me back a long ways. Very well done video.

[penguinblackandwhite]

I'm a cancer! Help!!!!!!! :)

[Kalasi97]

*doesn't lock self in house* Take that, fate!

[mikeweckstein]

I managed to pass my drivers test with out sticking tape up my nose! Yes!, but I laid down in the mud all day for a while...

[woopsadaisy10]

*flops facedown into mud*

[420Rockerman69]

holy crap, aside from the naked pick thing, mine, Saggitarious, is right XD my friends d o talk behind my back-KILL THEM!!!!!! thanks al

[Chronitockk]

@420Rockerman69

Um... I think youtube comments are admissible in court. You sure you wanna tell us this?

[420Rockerman69]

@Chronitockk it was joke, i love my friends

[Karralmer]

Mine's right *giggle* Gemini

[richardfry19]

mine sounds spot on (tarus)

[UZUMAKINARUT01]

I Luv The Use Of The Pokeball

[wandererlain]

I do tend to play games a lot everyday (not Whack-A-Mole, though).

This is genius LOL

[MsBlackShadowz]

Lord of the dance??? I think not.....But if we're talking Powerslides....Hehehe

[jadeanmerirade]

i killed all my friends now what am i supposed to do? im really bored:(

[Dennis7ification]

u no what's weird, I was gonna do a real life type version 2 this song, but I am now thinking it may b too hard!

[101guitarchord]

what happened to Pisces? did i die?!

[tylerhereonyt]

@101guitarchord Well,if you did,so Did I:(

[jkaiii3118]

If you forgot to avoid virgos and leos with the ebola virus, then probably so.

[ihearthidan07]

I have to kill mai friends :o

[Famous0nYoutoob]

Okay.. I gave that hickey to Merrel Streep.. But where am I going to find an albino drwarf!!!??? .. Where am I going to find a toothbrush.. :(

lol

[bongoobong]

You are the true lord of the dance, no matter what those idiots at work say!

[ZakuAbumiLover]

Gotta invest in a bulletproof vest so I can prevent that javelin going through my chest, it seems.

[youkilledbambi]

This is pretty accurate, considering I'm a taurus

[SWF1499]

I have to eat tuna pudding and then wash it down with something

[Thealbinos]

I'll quess the money spent to a trip down to see the headhunters just wasnt worth it

[coffeebeancatvideos]

Ok I'll get right on to killing all my friends

[Spacecampingnikineko]

Lol the pokeball XD

[1obxeclipsedriver]

Looks like I have to lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again.

[OiTabemashou]

I remember this song. I'm a Taurus, and it matches me so perfectly. 

[DarthThadious]

@OiTabemashou same here

[TechN9nesSublime]

@Booley

It only changes for babies born after this year... -_- it's the same for people born after this year, you don't change

[kaelenmitharos]

Hehehe. I'll be married long before my birthday happens again. Kael beats fate once again!

[ChaosKillerExtreme]

any body else got a javelin stuck in their chest? it kinda hurts D':

[FreedumbFighter28]

New grounds dot com..:-)

[anamoebacorn]

It's an emu! Is it an emu? Hey, what's with the damn emu!

[GypsieMafiaChieftain]

3:30 OSTRICH FTW

[Muslimdude1]

whats' up with the eye on the pyramid for no reason?

[SuperWillis999]

I better go find some mud and stay away from the duck tape and eat some tuna flavoured pudding yummy

[xxcl0n3xx]

Well, I should probably pack for that bus trip...and start saving quarters for the whack a mole game...

[xxcl0n3xx]

Well, I should probly pack for that bus trip.

[booley]

I was worried that my explosive flatulence would ruin my birthday.

But they changed the horoscope so I'm actually a Taurus.

So I will just never be happy.

Thank God. I was worried

[leesue2]

oh no i'm going to ruin my birthday because of my explosive flatulence

[JordenLFowlar]

lol atleast leos are the must safe =)

[HairyHariyama]

*waits for head to get impaled on stick*

[DallasTheGreat28]

its day ay-ay-ay-ay not yeah yeah yeah

[Dennis7ification]

52 people need to get a friggin' life!

[Magncheese97]

well i'm not to bad.. i'll never find true happiness, and i'll wake up tomorrow and do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep....

[cyrax023]

up the fps

[melleababe]

"All your friends are laughing behind your back... KILL THEM!"

[rathalosrevenge70]

Damn I really get my tongue stuck to a bus

[Truetobetrueable]

My self esteem is pretty big though XD. Oh and *closes all windows*, must be careful *scared*

[0neRing]

i can't leave my house and the stars lied to me

[ironmaidenrules12345]

omg is corn, get it? capriCORN. oh god it's so funny lol corn o god lol

[leesue2]

i'm a gemini and i don't have a fiance who's going to throw a javelin through my chest now?

[RubyBladeAwesome]

@leesue2 I can help you out, there.

[BulletShootingGuys]

All your friends are laughing behind your back....... KILL THEM.

LMAO, I want Weird Al to write my horoscope every day!

[weckar]

So what is Al's own sign?

[UZUMAKINARUT01]

@weckar scorpio

[TheBestEevee]

But that was horoscope for yesterday.

[slayer1225]

That's your horrorscope for today! X_X

[TearisShatteredMoon]

Hehehehe.... I already try not to leave my house often but thanks weird al..... I LOVE this song have since it came out

[tuffman69]

caner at 1:15

[aphnarg]

@tuffman69 actually its at 1:25 and also pokeball at 3:16

[bristen7]

what the hell i did not see cancer on here while he was singing

[imapichu]

all my friends are laughing behind my back? i knew it *pulls out knife*

[linkkicksu]

the star predict that u'll wake up to a bunch of stuff and theeen go back to sleep.

[diegosam2010]

sigh... i'm never ever ever ever ever gonna leave my house again :/

[TheGhostinthenight]

@evilfriendbacon and @ladinoris

Yeah, this came first and "Thats the World of Warcraft you play" came later as a copy of this.

[ladinoris]

wat is thius making fun of or is it realy just making fun of thats the world of warcraft that u play (luv that song to)

[EvilFriedBacon]

@ladinoris this song came out years before the WoW that you play song did

[jewelserpent]

guess what? im sorta in between scorpio and Sagittarius. does that mean i have to go through both? DX 

if i was capricorn i would have to lock my house, get it eaten by a fish, get locked in a pokeball, and get crushed by a dino with a lock on it...

[oslo123123]

THATS THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT THAT WE PLAY!

[EagleGenX]

I'ts great to know my tongue will freeze to a back of a bus.

[t28377]

mmmm...

[bummanbumman1]

It says the stars predict I will wake up do a bunch of stuff then go to back to sleep. I knew it.

[qwertym8]

Zekeyspaceylizard!!

[Kenny2k08]

The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

[THETAILSDOLLISREAL]

theres Travel in my future when my tongue freezes to the back of a speeding truck and i have to play whack a mole 17 hours a day *sarcastically* Great....

XD

[lazybum77]

I will someone with more talent than me will get a premotion and my appendix will burst nxt week. Wow

[karnewarrior]

HEY! It's not Ernest Borg 9, it's Nick Cage. So much more awesome.

~What would I dooooo without youuuuu~

[pytd0m]

yay! i finally get to kill those plotting backstabber's! :D

[thasrong]

I hate mud

[BigRedBottleCap]

Lol leo!  im not allowed to stapl my butt to my bosses face :( x

[sophiepuppyful]

my head will be impaled on a stick....

[TriggerHappyAngel]

my fiance is going to throw a javalin through my chest? - damn :(

[princesszelda98]

Yay travel sounds like fun....I don't like whack a mole....

[crosseyedcat101]

I'm the lord of the dance!!! mwahaaha 

[eriinthehedgehog22]

TRUE LORD OF TEH DANCE...

But I dont have a job D:

[ahh61]

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[ichikish]

What?? I'll never find true happiness??

...

Well, great. What'll I tell my mom now?

[666theyuotube]

Yay!!! In going to the future :D... I think?

[Praxxus55712]

I know I shoulda stayed in the fridge..........I mean bed today. :)

[score1forpeter]

Guess i gotta kill al my friends... again..

[Aresftfun]

For everyone watching this video who believes in astrology, FYI, it's bullshit.

[drpinto28]

i hate mine im scorpio i fall screaming from an open window and work hard improving my self esteem you stupid freak

[BCTails]

I'll Get Hit By A Javelin Oh Crap.

[CyberSodomy]

Fiance throws a javelin through my chest o.O

[StupidVideos24]

Dude, I did get up do a bunch of stuff and go back to sleep :0

[DarthThadious]

@StupidVideos24 same here

[vorelover287]

@StupidVideos24 TAURUS'S UNITE!

[pyrospydermonkey]

@vorelover287

Calling All Tauri! ( I think thats it)

[sharxtooth]

Capricorn The stars say that your an exciting and wonderful person but you know they're lying if i were you i'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again.

FUCK!

[SagittoFX]

omg is corn get it? capriCORN oh god its so funny lol corn o god lol

[DifferentlyNormal14]

Note to self: No more birthday parties. Ever.

Also, don't get engaged.

[moonprincess0060]

tbh that capricorn thing sounds pretty accurate

[KyroTheHedgehog]

I'm a capricorn....damn people...

[alexpizza101]

noooo i dont want my apendix to burst *crying*

[stroonify]

at least mine isnt the worst. aries

[Toast0071]

im a scorpio and i havent fell from an open window yet.......and apparently im a stupid freak.......

[YaoiLiciousNinjas]

@Toast0071 It's alright, I'm a stupid freak too xD

[witecracker2]

@Toast0071 me too, stupid song...i dont feel to stupid, just a freak

[youkid1000]

im a gemini im gassy plus i have a spesr from my fiancee

[FrenchescaDoll]

I'm a taurus.... *cries*

[Crowspirit1]

aw. i guess THATS off my list "*crosses out 'copy butt and staple to boss' face'*

[weirdsall]

im gemini and i <3 weird al

[energee41]

Ugh, tuna flavored pudding XP

[MrSporeowns]

i guess its not a good day to staple my but to my principal's face... damn... my plans!!!D: oh well.... i can always make him a dickhead!

[JessicaAlbert13]

I will never find true happiness? That's so true! If Weird Al said it it must be true!

[GoodNBadGurl]

im virgo..aparrently im not smart

[Igotyournodles]

I love tuna Pudding!!! And strawberry Quick!

[boots1622fan]

I guess I'm going to be drinking some tuna :/

[fruitloopy346]

im a pisces

bow to me! i am the lord of the dance!

[SpektralKush]

Haha im a saggitarius.

[lilsweeti13]

there r all my signs

[cheese883]

nows not the tme to photo copy my butt and staple it to my bosses face?

[zebra1head]

i lay prostrate after watching

[piewillkillbob]

must.. killl.....friends....cuz weird AL told me yo

[yi238]

@piewillkillbob Same.



[benben471]

the parody of this is better its called thts thats the world of warcraft that you play

[smashc0m]

@benben471 So you're saying there's a parody... of a parody?

[benben471]

@smashc0m yes

[Shrykespeare]

@smashc0m Well not quite... this isn't a parody, it's an original song.

[ProudScotsmanRex]

I'm Gemini and I'm gonna fart and get impaled by my fiancee. Well i smell something but I'm still alive. Horoscopes are never right. LOL :)

[smashc0m]

I'm gonna stay away from windows...

[MrSporeowns]

@smashc0m a quote that should have been said a day after it came out.... :p

[rach1and1tiff]

It was pretty funny, I love ductape and ductape everyone and any thing, and then I listen to this song, and I'm a Cancer

[lyssa1212]

ITS "TODAYAYAYAYAYAYA" not TODAY YEAH YEAH EYAH YEAH!!!!. fucktard

[Adam9139]

@lyssa1212 dude! FUCKING CHILL!!!

[madammanga]

OK. Ill try to get smarte(im libra) XP XP XP XP XP

[SuperZodiacLover]

yay!:3 horoscopes! my horoscope is a Taurus i am proud!:)LOL!XD so funny!

[ninjagal1234]

I'm a Cancer, so I'll try not to shove a roll of duct tape up my nose while taking my driver's text. XD

[RenegadeXavier]

Sagittarius....that was funny as fuck.

[DASPEN666Devil]

Im Scorpio.... lol

[NobodyLikesPaul]

@DASPEN666Devil mee too :(

[june0024]

Hahahaha... Scorpios have low self esteem...

OUCH!!!! IT HIT ME!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[comic93]

LMAO I'm a Gemini and I love that one!.

[TheBigJAL]

I'm Libra, so I get a burst appendix and a lack of promotion. Woohoo?

[WierdWackyWonderful6]

And Meryl Streep wasn't very happy either.

[WierdWackyWonderful6]

O_o ... I have to stop eating watermelon! My doctor's getting angry...

[fargo1245]

this did 2 things to me 1. i had a seizure 2. i feel 10x worse than i did 4:01 minutes ago...

[rach1and1tiff]

I lost

[Rachel5664]

Love this!! horoscopes are so stubid anyway, I like that he is making fun of them.

[incredibleyawesome]

what song did he spoof to create this?

[Nathanomo]

what was the Leo one?

[TorisLorinaitisRP]

@Nathanomo Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss' face. Sounds tempting though....XD

[Nathanomo]

@TorisLorinaitisRP it's too good of an opportunity to pass up

[TorisLorinaitisRP]

@Nathanomo XD

[ksorluon16]

All those things are suprizingly true.....the horiscope matched up with what my friend's' ones are....lol

[sparky4845]

Sagittarius: All your friends are laughing behind your back....Bwoa......KILL THEM!

[maruproductions]

@sparky4845

There's Maggie and Morgan and William and Ruby and Brady and Nikki and Hiroko and Ryan and Beau and Zoey and Skyler and....Crap. I gotta kill a lot of people.

[phoebephilofy2526]

woo! go scorpio!

[liamcurrie28]

now you may find it incoceivable or at the very least unlikely that the positions of the planets and the stars ould have a very deep significance or meaning that applies 2 only you but let me give you my best assurance that these forecasts and prdictions are sold and scientific documentarie so you must be some kind of moron to beleive that these tales are absolutely true nanananana where was i?

[deathofall1052]

@liamcurrie28

libra man. damn you're forgetful

[duzz57]

ow my head

[METALSTYGIAN]

@ 3:17

[BrandyRoxsMySox]

But I dont wanna be face down in the mud T_T

[shadowpeach89]

I'm a Sagittarius. And I don't have a poster.

[foobloo101]

@shadowpeach89 thats because you are lame :P

[shadowpeach89]

@foobloo101 yep. I'm lame. :P

[littleanimegirl637]

Umm I dont' like tuna pudding and milk that much......Also I dont think my butt should be photocopied and stapeld to my bosses face

[missfoxxi23]

this is very funny!!!!

[Yarbsemaj]

All you people who rate this bad will end up with there head impaled on a stick

[peechyprincess]

Get ready to jump out an open window LOL.

[DaRealSugarBaby1]

this vid is sooooooooooooooooooooooo

cool and 1 of the best songs eva

[LittleGoddess1992]

This song always cheers me up. :)

[kelandaidansmom]

Crap. I can't leave my house ever again... how am I gonna get coffee?

[MajinJustin]

cant wait to go somewhere when i fall screaming from an open window LOL

[AvatarNub]

i cant wait for my head on a stick! :D

[waldron76]

I have a 40-pound watermelon in my colon... I was wondering what that was.

[pop510]

can't i fufill my pathetic life doing something else case i suck at wakamole