Rord of the Lings: The Spires of Two Largeness

[TheSovietdino]

''Toast me!''

Da Fuck

[dragonridley]

1:47

..."He turns to me and says 'Why so serious Frodo?'

He comes at me with the knife

'Why so serious Frodo?'

He sticks the blade in my mouth

'let's put a smile on that face!'

aaand...

Why so serious?"

[skitzoritz]

It would be acceptable if it was less blatantly fake and incredibly boring.

A half-decent attempt would at least try to translate all spoken lines.

[AFnord]

This really looks like it was created by a human who tried to emulate the nonsense of Backstroke of the west, or other similar machine translation "masterpieces" rather than the real deal.

[TheBumbleWolfFeist]

Bring your pussy face to my ass. Not gonna lie. That made me chuckle.

[powerdeenajs]

The difference between this piece of sh!t and the masterpiece that is Backstroke of the West is that this is made by a moron trying to be funny with misheard words, whereas BotW makes less sense than any man could dream up even on crack. That`s what happens when common sense is replaced by machine logic. This one is just embarassing

[RonaldMcDickFace]

@powerdeenajs I'll never understand why some people think that "randomness" and things not making sense is somehow funnier than jokes that the writer has to use some imagination to create. I'm guessing Mad Libs would have you rolling in laughter.

[powerdeenajs]

@RonaldMcDickFace

I have nothing against good jokes from an imaginative mind, but none of those are present here. The thing about mistranslations is that it is unintentional humour. It can`t stem from imagination and jokes since it never was supposed to be funny, and that`s why this thing fails. It`s way too obvious that someone has tried to create humour where the humour never was to be consciously created.

[phazoneatermetroid77]

Bring your pussy face to my ass!! ROFL

[StephensStuff]

Bring your pussy face to my ass!!!!

[kylias]

press 6 :D

[hattrickster33]

yes my uncle is varied by my mall content all the time:P

[kamashakuji]

BRING YOUR PUSSY FACE TO MY ASS!! XDD AHAHAHAHA

[EmperorofCartoons]

So fake. So every, very fake.

[kapsi]

fake, they just pasted the subtitles that already floated on the internet, on the movie. it's not really from a bootleg.

[Weedthrasher]

you are warm hungry.... actually I am...

[Danie9989]

bring your pussy face to my ass!

[hattrickster33]

Why so serious son!

[iamnuff1992]

almost as good as "backstroke of the west"

[MGFHELLYEAH]

No puedo parar de reir xD!!!! 

[Guldur15493]

Bring your Pussy face to my ass!!! :D

[DoctorObviously]

WHY SO SERIOUS?!

...group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night... The Batman. See, Batman has shown Gotham your true colors, unfortunately. Dent? He's just the beginning.

[CrossMarian23]

WHY SO SERIOUS

[Shadowfang3000]

Bring your pussy face to my ass!

I head desked XD

[SabraMagdalena]

I seriously fell out when I imagined Sam saying 'WHY SO SERIOUS??!' XDDDD

[book678903]

IS THERE A FIGHT? ROFL!!!

[indiameri]

1:12 rofl!

[nioor]

How the hell are these lines not turned into memes.

[SlLENTHlLL]

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~~

Aragorn's reply makes it that much more funnier.



Gimli: Toast me.

Aragorn: What...?

~~

[Lyndification]

TOAST ME

[thehaircrow]

bring yuor pussy face to my ass

[SpartanElite095]

You are warm hungry

[thethinker372]

...Toast me!

[suterusu123]

Why so serious

[mech19892003]

"Bring ur pussy face to my ass" XD

OMGLOWLWTF????

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

you gonna pick it up or not

[Snyarhedir]

This is not so much Engrish mistranslation as misheard dialogue. Look up "Bad FOTR Captions" on Google and you will find a site with a complete set of hilarious subtitles for a bootlegged copy of Fellowship Of The Ring. It just goes to show that those who are themselves hearing-impaired (or, for all we know, just plain stupid) must never attempt to make a subtitle track for the hearing-impaired.

[Snyarhedir]

1:47-1:49

Sam is the Joker.

[Snyarhedir]

"Hilarity ensued." That is exactly what I just said to the person sitting next to me in the library where I am about Backstroke Of The West!

[YT021]

"I know it is old frog food"

*Frodo looks at him like he wants to say "and you're telling me now?"*

[SergeantLuke]

Mall content? He's mad because of the content of malls?

[sleepinglionheart24]

LMAO this Engrish is better than the star wars version! I love Engrish it makes everything more confusing and sexually retarded haha

[Snyarhedir]

"Sexually retarded"? *slowly backs away slightly from sleepinglionheart24, eyes widening* I never heard THAT one before.

[AP93Playa]

oh my fucking god "bring your pussy face to my ass"

thats more epic than "all of your base are belong to us"

[ki8arwdos]

bring your pussy face to my ass LOL

[Lorexbg]

"Toast me " double  ROFL :D

[Quadunit404]

Toast me!

[ravendecentari]

"Bring your pussy face to my ass!"

The funny thing is, it actually does sound like that now I'm listening for it... XD

[Goldfish215]

Too long I've wanted my sister. XD

[fierceasfire]

hmm.. i'm warm and hungry

let's toast to Gimli!

why so serious? *Sam impersonating Joker's laugh*

LMFAOOOOOO.

[fratboyfrat]

Why so serious?

xD

[Josef1994]

LMAO!!!! Bring your pussy face to my ass LOL

[ninjamaster97]

"bring your pussy face to my ass"

I laughed so hard, I had to spit when I heard that!

[buldokachi]

toast me!

[apopheniacMCMLXXXIX]

Why so serious, Mr. Frodo?

ROFL

[ObsidianGT]

Bring your pussy face to my ass!

[Kotokone]

too much panda express o-o

[WoWsecrets2008]

why so serious

[SplaserStudios]

"Bring your pussy face to my ass"

ROFLMFAO

[ryubaks]

Bring your pussy face to my ass!

[teddymv]

you gonna pick it up or what?

[Furyflame46]

PUT YOUR PUSSY FACE TO MY ASS!

[SQuirtyTurtle]

Toast me...

Why so serious was the best though.

[trancendent]

+1 for why so serious

Now people will know the truth that Samwise Gamgee coined the phrase and not The Joker.

[unkobakka]

why so serious lol

[moonblossom15]

I haven't laughed that hard in awhile! At the "I say you've gotta toast me" part, I literally was ROFL!

[HamDerTK]

Hah almost laughed my ass off xD

[Monuver]

The pussy face one was the best.

[0ganbay]

What's happening out there?

Shall I describe it to you?

"Is there a fight?"

lulmanglarr

[trante3]

Thanks for sharing .. great :)

[InvictusMentis]

HAHAHAHAHHAH i think i just peed myself

[FargoJ02]

"Toast me!" XD

[briani4735263]

WHY SO SERIOUS!!! :D

[TraverseTown123X]

What are the chance's that this isn't real. It looks like WMM.

[teddymv]

true. thats the default font for WMM, and what are the chances they would really mistranslate that one part to "Why so serious", esp seeing as how this is uploaded a good deal after The Dark Knight was already out.

[trancendent]

No, this is real. It is off an Asian bootleg of the movie and I remember seeing it a long time ago, long before anyone would consider 'why so serious' funny.

Search "two towers engrish" in google and click on the first link and you will see that it is real.

[EmperorofCartoons]

@trancendent Bull, this thing is so apparently fake it isnt even funny. Its creator didnt even do a remotely good job trying to "mistranslate" it. Epic fail.

[EmperorofCartoons]

@TraverseTown123X Its not real. Only one of these things floating around that is 100% real is the Revenge of the Sith one.

[heckalboelli]

WHY SO SERIOUS! :D

[OmegaPinguin]

it put a smile on my face =D

[factorremix]

"BRING YOUR PUSSY FACE TO MY ASS!" - Oh... that's how you have sexual intercourse.

[LacosteShirtman]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[smoffelol]

bring your pussy face to my ass

hahahaha

[Zhylo]

Joker: -Why so serious?

[FxckingFlamboyant]

toast me bitch. i said toast me.

[TraverseTown123X]

You are warm hungry.

[Zhylo]

"-You are warm hungry. -Warm hungry?"

lmao