Game of Thrones - Tyrion's confession

[homerrulezzzz]

i bet tyrion didn't know what his plan was at this point. in fact, i'm sure dinklage ad-libbed this scene

[Jordacar]

I've heard this scene is in the book, but that it's written WAY funnier here on the show.

[Xdeser1]

"I closed my eyes, but I can still see her tits bouncing!"

Emmy Material, right there

[alanm008]

what happen next?

[acer3573]

1:15 "Goat sh*t" sounds so eloquent in a British accent XD

[Stormcrow179]

haha Bronn's expressions :)

[LadyLyanna25]

I love the actress playing Lysa Arryn. She's really good. Though in the books she was fat. This one is still a wonderful choice for Lysa.

[Cerberusballs]

The clinking of his bonds at the end is what kills me everytime.

[leo2404]

If my wife ever makes me go to church, ill know what to confess XD

[DarkLordNataku]

WHAT HAPPENED TO JACKASS AND HONEYCOMB!?!?!?

[esquibelle]

The cast & crew must have been in hysterics when the director yelled "Cut!"

[natanfk2]

I imagine how hard was for Catelyn's actress and Lysa's to listen all of this without laughing... THEY should have win the emmy, lol

[ShadowSonic2]

So, it was Tyrion who gave Cersei her "taste" for Lannister sperm?

[OMEGON312p255p99]

what happened next

[attaia]

Oh Tyrion. I feel sorry about your nose...

[DarkLordDarthNihilus]

hmmm, turtle soup with dwarf cum, yum!

[TheDragon803]

Tyrion brought the jackass into the brothel so he could make the jackass laugh by telling him he was better hung. He made the jackass cry by showing him.

[namekman01]

tyrion lanister, the only troll in a game of thrones XD

[ShadowSonic2]

@namekman01 It runs in the family, there's a reason Jaime has the fan-nickname "Jaime Trollister".

[CaesarDCW]

This scene was even better than in the book!

[pocenha]

And we never knew what happened to the jackass ._.

[LadyLyanna25]

aside from consistency, I think this was the reason why Peter won the Emmy is because of this. Totally good!

[LadyLyanna25]

OMG! This was really vile but so funny!

[RBP627]

best speech ever.

[Rahera22]

Fuck, I love his character so much.... hes hilarious.

[Beerbottles123]

what happed next?

[namekman01]

@Beerbottles123 u really wana know?

SPOILER ALERT

he gets bron (the shaggy mercernary at 1:09) to fight for him, resulting in a very good battle

[Crumplepunch]

@Beerbottles123 He convinces her to let him have a trial by combat, because the Lady thinks the entire court is against him. Bromm, the mercenary who was snickering at the back there, agrees to champion him, and wins. They both walk out in badass fashion.

[lesliegirl44]

Does this remind anyone else of Chunk's confession in Goonies?

[Arturius]

I want to know what happened with the jackass and honeycomb...

[Zelinskas9]

@Arturius So glad to know I'm not the only one who really wanted to know where that story was going.

[pillsboozeweed]

cersie is a cunt i hope she ate it

[AngelixArch]

He is one bitchy ass trolling dwarf ;)

[Kunduzreyis]

@AngelixArch Trolldwarf.

[Amarksyhk]

@Kunduzreyis Trwarf

[MohnJcIntyre]

lmao Bronn is like "LMAO I'LL DIE FOR THIS GUY!"

[Leviticus26]

That is one of the BEST scenes from season 1!! If not THE best... :D

[PracticallyEvil]

I kinda want to find out WHY he brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel... well, I can imagine why he would bring a honeycomb, but not a jackass XD

[greenhabblin]

that kid is annoying

[legendarycupcake]

361 people contributed to the turtle stew.

[1Franf]

@ZainabTalk

Sorry, but my argument still stands. If someone has problem with spoilers it should not be on youtube watching clips from series, or reading comments from people who will always say something spoilerlike.

I know what you are replying to, but i stand by my opinion, sorry if you do not like it...

And btw. show does not follow books to 100%... ;-)

[marchofthefrogs]

@1Franf Just because others do it does not mean it is acceptable to spoil things. I've learned lots of things through spoilers in my time. I'm only half way through the first book and almost all of my spoils are from tvtropes, self spoiled you could say. That's to say, the only thing youtube has done is confirmed my suspicions of a single character.

Anyway, public places are meant for discussion. People come to these places not to be spoiled, but to talk about something they love.

[1Franf]

@marchofthefrogs

Ok,. I agre with you. It is roude to spoil something to others. Butt you know that world is full of assholes so you need to be careful... that is my point.

Someone has spoil "6 Sense" to me, so from then i am careful with that kind of things...

[1Franf]

@ZainabTalk

Why the fuck do you watch clips on youtube of something you do not wont to spoil for you self??? Whos dumbass realy???

[danogzilla]

littlefinger has a good confession for lysa as well ;)

[Pitapie]

This speech won him the Emmy.

[rmnixonII]

@Pitapie Hardly, considering that this speech isn't even from the episode for which Dinklage was nominated.

[Pitapie]

@rmnixonII I didn't know you get nominated for a specific episode. What episode was it he was nominated for?

[WTF6489]

@Pitapie

He was nominated for Baelor, episode nine. Each actor is nominated for only one episode, rather than an entire series-long performance. Personally, I think that's a bit of a silly system, but that's the way it is.

[Pitapie]

@WTF6489 Well at least I got "Favorite Comment" out of my mistake.

[ProgreenVii]

One lady was forced to walk back to the castle naked, one was flogged for crimes he did not commit, and Circe Lannister ate the turtle stew... They disliked this video.

[randomly86]

XD

so funny, i just love this scene!

[princesshyrule]

I really wish that this was in the novel also, I would have laughed so hard both times

[graceage14]

lol!

[1987Challenger3]

1:10 XD

[Vulpinepath]

He sounds so sad and apologetic. I love Tyrion! XD

[KochuJang]

wow, he really took the piss out of lysa, LOL. Wish that confession was the one in the book.

[CatzEyes93]

Tyrion is my fav character

[morethanever100]

Tyrion was so funny even Bronn was laughing.

[Mishyana]

Tyrion, the only good thing to come out of a crap-tastic family.

[Fir3fly798]

@CraZFul43 Fuck you man. Don't comment spoilers EVER!!! Do that again and I'll make you a eunuch.

[CraZFul43]

@Fir3fly798 jesus dude. chill your fuckin ass

[Fir3fly798]

@CraZFul43 Don't be a douche and post spoilers.

[marat271]

@Fir3fly798 Tyrion get's married to Sansa ^__^

[Cerberusballs]

@marat271 You sonuvabitch. All I've seen is the first season, and I'm barely half way through the first fucking book. Tell me you didn't just spoil it for me!

[marat271]

@Cerberusballs Don't worry, there are 2,8-3 ish books till that happen.

[Cerberusballs]

@marat271 That doesn't matter. Now I know it's coming. Now I won't be surprised.

[marat271]

@Cerberusballs The journey is more important than the destination, thus it won't matter that you'll know it's coming!

[Cerberusballs]

@marat271 It bloody well better not matter. I liked to be surprised in my books.

[marat271]

@Cerberusballs So you like>D< to be surprised. Does that mean you don't like that anymore. Can I tell more spoiler?

[Cerberusballs]

@marat271 No. Keep your mouth shut. "Liked" was a typo.

[marat271]

@Cerberusballs Okay, I won't pester you with more spoilers like Joffrey is a dick or something.

[Cerberusballs]

@marat271 Oh, trust me. I already know that Joffrey's a cunt.

[marat271]

@Cerberusballs Good, because I kinda liked him at first. Though now I just like his scenes because he's funny...

[shearoberts]

@marat271 Tyrion's character goes through so many changes. Some you'll like, some you won't (unless of course you've already read the books) but even still, overall he's my favorite character.

[LordofDragns]

Tyrion is the best troll ever.

[Fenhawk11]

I thought lysa was fat?

[tahu698]

2 people didn't want to know what he did with the jackass and honeycomb in the brothel :(

[Psgurl90069]

Lysa is one crazy beotch. Tyrion is the man!

[Sotnas]

This is some funny shit. Btw, the little kid is creepy as hell.

[BrianMacDougall722]

What happened next!?

[Takimaster00]

@BrianMacDougall722 He demands a trial by combat, Bronn fights Ser Vardis, Bronn kills Ser Vardis and wins for Tyrion and setting him free.

[MrPhilEglinton]

@Takimaster00 I think he meant with the jackass and the honeycomb... but good job anyway :p

[veldross1]

Pure Shakespearean humor

[MrShwah]

I want to know what antics a jackass, a honey comb, a midget and a brothels worth of whores were doing inside this brothel. XD

[FreddeX91]

And this, my friends, is but one of the many reasons why Tyrion is one of my favorite characters in the books :) i haven't seen the series yet but they seem to be pretty honest to the books from what i have seen! :D

[chaosbringer127]

this man knows how to troll

[FleetingVoid]

Tyrion, the Troll! That's what they should call him!

[Aggellos703]

Tyrion, win!

[Andyyyy16]

2 people didn't made the bald man cry xD

[clabuc156]

why the hell is Nicki Minaj a suggestion to this video? there is no logic in this =)))))))

[CallMeVox]

Thumbs up if you want to know what happened next.

[Jammed9000]

@CallMeVox

You don't know what happens next? It's pretty awesome actually..

[CallMeVox]

@Jammed9000 lol I know I've seen the show I was talking about the jackass and the honeycomb

[Hadraedan96]

2 people ate the turtle stew.

[DrBlackworth]

@Hadraedan96 More like 3 and there will be more

[teemanthefirst]

@Hadraedan96 3 people :D

[tikinice]

Tyrion is the most awesome dwarf I know of.

[krazyivan666]

Absolute genius, my favourite scene.

[blackimitation4]

i once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel

[FoieGras]

This is one of the few parts where I prefer the show's rendition

[Anairofdeath]

what a guy

[wazoodischarge]

wha happened next?!

[ZeroMyHero99]

Tyrion: "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel"

Lysa: "Silence."

Robin: "What happened next?"

Funny. Seriously though, what happened next?

[Celedam]

@ZeroMyHero99 A donkey has a very long tongue. You can figure out the rest for yourself.

[Doribi117]

XD this is the best way to get a lord pissed off, i so wanna try this in a D&D Campaign

[TwilightSupreme]

You know when I first saw this I didn't know who his sister was. My girl just linked me to this. With just this I thought that was a mean thing to do and kinda nasty. After seeing the show though she deserved way worse than that, and I was like yeah, make her ear that stew and slap her with your strong pimp hand worse than her son.

[veldross1]

Brought a Jackass and a Honeycomb into a brothel?

That sounds like the beginning of one hilarious ass story I want to hear more. 

[BlackSilverWhiteGrey]

When I close my eyes, I can still see her tits bouncing.

[IronBrig4]

Am I the only one dying to know what he did with that jackass and honeycomb?

[DSCCardon]

@IronBrig4 Well at least Lord Robin wanted to know 'what happened next?'.

[ZachValkyrie]

@IronBrig4 SILENCE!!!!!!!!

...what happened next?

[heysivo]

Have you ever hear the phrase "It was good, but the book was better"? You will never hear that on account of the Show

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@heysivo  The book was better but this scene was much better in the show.

[heysivo]

Anyone has a guess at what happened with the Jackass and the Honeycomb?

[Elidoransgar]

@heysivo "Who wants to lick my ass?"

[nmartinez18]

Tyrion is the only Lannister i like.

[sinrazak0311]

A jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel... I wish that story was played out...

[madamsmirnova]

i close my eyes... хD

[Wrathbone13]

Why am I reminded of Chunk's confession in the Goonies?

[reddragonace]

@Wrathbone13 It's more than a little similar, and much more awesome.

[isleofcars10]

After hearing this maby Tyrion is Jeoffreys father? Seven hells!

[AntiXaldin]

@isleofcars10 Are you...serious? Ok, biology 101: it's impossible for a woman to get pregnant by drinking sperm.

[isleofcars10]

@AntiXaldin Oh, dear, I knew missing sex ed would come back to haunt me some day. I wasn't being serious don't worry.

[TheArcturus7]

@isleofcars10 WOW. How dumb can you be?

[kingofmilwaukee]

2 people obviously ate the turtle stew.

[DunderFabbe]

2 ppl are upset because they didn't get to hear the ending of the story with the jackass and the honey comb.

[Emdem55]

I once bought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...the begining of the most epic story ever.

[Yellothar4]

Okay- seriously, what did he do with the jackass and the honeycomb? I need to know.

[VlaDiDaDiY]

I really hope his sister ate that stew. That fucking cunt haha.

[PeterK1984]

I love Tyrion but now I am dying to find out what happened after he brought the jackass and the honeycomb into the brothel...

[Bana871]

Robert and Lysa Arryn are the most horrifying family in the history of television.

[friendlycakeasaurus]

Lysa and cat got trolled hard by trollmaster tyrion

[WiiKingMattitude24]

What happened next?

[SupraJulie]

One person wanted to know what Tyrion did with that jackass and the honeycomb.

[Mentox2]

1:24 - this is pure genius! lol

[hameed]

Fuck Lysa Aryn, lying cunt

[emman1185]

i love how he said "goat shit". lool

[Filby]

Oh man, I love Peter Dinklage.

[Mursilia]

And troll of the year, ops i mean, The Emmy goes to.. Peter Dinklage!

[ebrown2112]

Jane Espenson is a great writer.

[johnnychristrulez777]

so a jackass and a honeycomb walk into a brothel...

[ithurtz23]

and thus ladies and gentlemen, the art of trolling is born. ah tyrion, you hilarious son of a troll you.

[jurnag12]

GIve this man an emmy!

[Whispermoon]

Cersei just found out about the stew.

[omganotherun]

Tyrion is totally made of win.

[5UPREMU5]

1:45 Silence! I kill you xD

[Washout001]

1 person had the turtle soup!

[pensfan2911]

Tyrion is the man!! Best line I made the bald man cry!!!

[IvyAnarchist]

I love how he made their wish bit them in their ass

[crispo3000]

His sister disliked this video...

[flik221]

jackass and a honey comb? I am intrigued, please continue.

[BrieCullen]

@flik221 I love Robert's reaction afterwards. "What happened next?!"

[SlaughterSolutionPro]

this is that epic that no one dislikes it :P

[filrut]

What *would* you do with a honeycomb and a donkey in a brothel?

[SlaughterSolutionPro]

@filrut im sure we could find a way to se them in a brothel lol

[AquaRing]

oh, sure, this gets taken down by some whining cunt when I put it up, but not by anyone else...

[Raffze]

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[ajaxrules1975]

hahahahahahaha oh God this was good!

[tittyslapper7]

Aww you cut out the bet part. I love when he's talking about the honeycomb and the brothel and the mom says silence! only to have her son say "What hapened!"

[PsychexEros]

Tyrion is my favorite character.

[ironyalways]

Thumbs up if you think Peter Dinklage (Tyrion) deserves an Emmy nomination!!!

[Greenhoood]

@ironyalways He deserves to win an Emmy!!!!!

[fanguk2]

@ironyalways He's brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. He was amazing in 'In Bruges' too.

[spk4114]

@fanguk2 He isn't in 'In Bruges'. It's an actor named Jordan Prentice.

[kurojima]

@ironyalways he got one! nominated for best supporting actor for the awards in september 2011, hope he gets it! he certainly deserves one!