Batman is a Psycho 2: The Dark Psycho (American Psycho/The Dark Knight Christian Bale Mash-up)

[Joakinsmat]

I want you to clean your vagina

Bruce, you can't ask me for that

hahahahahahahahahahah jesus that was hilarious

[WhatsReallyGoingOn84]

This is just great! The scene where the bad guys are watching the Bateman tape is so funny and well done. Very imaginative and creative and funny. I hope to see more videos from you:)

[WhatsReallyGoingOn84]

lol awesome! I love the opening scene at the restaurant! Thank you!

[72281livefreeordie]

In TDKR, Batman and Bane's first encounter must go,

Batman: So... where do you workout?

[Kuupoju]

You are as precious to me as you were-

I have to return some videotapes.

[Haynelia101]

Dude, that beginning scene fits SO well with the audio XD

[desireealicea]

shit this is too funny!!

[Jeremiah2450]

Su Su suedio!

[Rcee01]

i want you to clean your vagina,

bruce you can't ask me that,

maybe not but i have enough blood in my hands...

Bruce........

GOTTA return some videotapes

CLASSIC

[iTomiix3]

"Batman..."

"STOP SOUNDING SO FUCKING SAD...JESUS!!"

[Audimaro]

When the intro of the video came on, I laughed my ass off, YES!

[kerins94]

- Know your limits Master Wayne

- If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you

Gets me everytime

[14Srb88]

Tonight,I just had to kill a lot of people and the scream at the end,with special sound effect knocked me of my chair...

[Bakabakasful]

But no, nononono.

The best is "HEY PAUL!!!"

[Bakabakasful]

- Bruce...

- Gotta return some videotapes

Joker: "points to Bruce Bateman"

Bateman: "points to Joker in response"

Laughed my ass off.

[cubbex]

LOL MAN !!

[XxSickAsMySecretsxX]

i died of laughter @ 1:33. Just died.

[DeterminationForever]

This video is piece of modern art.

[Iker122]

poor Harvey.. he takes a lot of shit:D

[deadmemoriezs]

4:37 I almost died this is fucking brilliant!

[TheCorpseCircus]

round 4:19 LMFAO

[Kuupoju]

*logs on to bat-computer*

"FEED ME A STRAY CAT"

*looks at Catwoman*

[quizmo1000]

Bateman: I guess I'm a pretty sick guy!

Joker: Yeah.

LMAO!! I wonder what the Joker would have really think of Batman if he was acting like this! hahaha!!

[joshieboy15]

What an incredible opening scene. You're a genius!

[RullyisJRM]

LMAO.

[TheLegend313]

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME! I DON'T CARE! I SWORE! IT WAS NEEDED TO PUT THE POINT ACROSS! SHEER BRILLIANCE!

[MrImastinker]

3:56 Bruce is thinking, "That's some powerful shit" By the way...

Joker- 'You let five people die.'

Batman- 'I ate some of their brains... um, I even tried to cook a little.

Joker- LOL

Batman- 'I guess im a pretty sick guy!'

Joker- 'Yeah.'

[Clymax01]

WOGGA BOGGA

[MrsPennywise96]

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

*throws swizzle stick*

[iluvyouwyatt]

"I want you to clean your vagina"

lolwut

[mick039]

these are the funniest youtube videos I've seen since keyboard cat

[PollockQT]

I used to do mash-ups like this!! I love it, very well crafted.

Your early work was a little too New Wave for my taste, but when this came out in '09, I think you really came into your own, commercially and artistically. The whole video has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the dialogs a big boost. You may have been compared to Tarantino, but I think you have a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

[Borchardt101]

Freak. 

[KrustyKlownKollege]

HEY PAUL!



[jlassh]

you could have just kept the original lines, because everytime bale does his fake bruce wayne voice, it's just Patrick Bateman

[geckotodd149]

Thumbs up for his magic pistol*

NOT A EUPHAMISM

[GoGoRillaChap]

"I want u to clean your vagina." - Bruce

"Bruce, you can't ask me for that." - Rachel

"Maybe not, but I have enough blood on my hands." - Bruce

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMAFFF­FFFFFFFFAOOOOOOOOO!!!

[crazygirl1502]

Oh my god, I laughed so hard that my dad is looking at me like I'm insane, but that part with the "Hey PAUL! Sent me over the edge.

[intuitit7]

lmafo!!! Nice compound buddy!

[mcneuschris]

Great love it fantastic. Better then batman itself!

[KrazzzyKyle]

FREAK

lol

[ThatGuywhoSpillNerd]

That'll be a movie, A movie with Patrick Bateman working with the joker, but is schizophrenic and turns to Batman and fight crime, Have Christopher Nolan and maybe David Cronenberg direct.

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

Mobsters and the Joker watching porn.

[JokerSweeneyLedger]

Oh man, Joker watching that video tape is a crack up. His fake laughter and then when he points is classic. "I know the squealers when I see them." >;)

[NeroAngelo616]

It's a slow start I think on this one but jesus... That fucking second half...... JESUS!!!

[NeroAngelo616]

I was choking on this fucking Dairy Milk at around 2:40 before he even finished the sentence as I knew what was already coming. God, I wish I checked these out ages before now. The first one I've just seen was really spot on good!

[Primebot101]

you know how bad you smell? YOU REEK OF SHIT!!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT?!

[MetaIhead89]

@Primebot101 Well actually that's none of your business.

[ThinkumDinkum]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leamo007]

"I know the squeelers when I see them" - lol! Brilliant!

[HerelComeslThel]

4:31 - 4:34 is perfect lol

[6VampireHeart6]

"Kristy, get down on your knees, so sabrina can see your ass" LMAO

[NewSuperAvenger]

He is a silent guardian. A watchful protector. Patrick Bateman.

[6VampireHeart6]

@NewSuperAvenger lol

[daytj08]

What does Bateman actually say at 5.25?

I got "stop shouting so fucking sad...ha...JESUS" ?? 

[evilsWa]

@daytj08 he yells "stop sounding so fucking sad....JESUS!" ;-)

[daytj08]

@evilsWa Ohhh thankyou, that makes more sense I never understood when he said it in the American psycho either. Btw BRILLIANT job on this :D, these are my two favourite movies lol.

[2prize]

Clean your vagina

[123sonyas]

master

[dralithi]

HARVEY DENT! CAN HE BE TRUSTED?????

[mrgangrel]

hahaha quality! when the joker walks in to the mobsters watching porn and starts laughing, the russian and the black guy both turn their heads, to see who it is and so does Bateman on the TV hahaha, good editing!!

[TurtleSlothAntEater]

FUCKING EPIC! Dude, when the joker points to the video of the three way I lost it, this is fucking awesome man! I wish this one would have had bale running with the chainsaw though, DEFINATELY better then the first one, the editing and timing was way more on point!

[Primebot101]

i ate some of their friends......hahahaha.......an­d i tried to took cook them out......

[Primebot101]

i like to disect girls......did u know im utterly insane??

[persianscomeandgetth]

At the start when he's like "I own the place" then gestures for them to get to it, it works so perfectly.

[thedarknight339]

lol when they were watching bruce wayne's sex tape.

the russian dude was like "mmm that's nice" and gambol was like "WTF is that?!"

nice one, evilsWa

[RavenMichaels]

I just wished you could have gotten the "HEY PAUL" from the American Psycho trailer. That way you wouldn't have the music in the background...

[3lpyz]

WHY NOT, YOU STUPID BASTARD.

[rabidphantomfan]

@3lpyz I wonder the same thing myself.

[Gargamook]

that was great

[Secundas]

When Batman is giving Dent the "negative attitude" speech...that's comic genius

[3lpyz]

@Secundas lmfao yeah, it's awesome how gordon is nodding as if it's a truly motivational speech.

[RoscoMalosco]

HEY PAUL!!!!

[ilikepie7149]

Batman: I ate some of their brains... and I tried to cook a little.

Joker: Hehehehehe!

Batman: I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy!

Joker: Yeah.

[Michaelprotectsme]

Bateman I ate some of there brains and tried to cook alittle joker laughs Bateman says i guess im a pretty sick guy joker ya lmmfao!!!!!!!

[Michaelprotectsme]

I know the squlears joker points at the screen Bateman points back lmfao good editing roflmfao

[mugatu5000]

lol at the mobsters gathering around to watch a porno. "i know the squealers when i see them" me thinks the joker is a porn freak

[thejkr77]

Video at 1:32 is so funny!!

[benniquaid]

Not the face! Not the fucking face you piece of bitch trash!!!

[BROKENHOUSEFILMS]

im not so sure they'll let us....lol brilliant

[WTAWWR08]

So ,ah, what's the topic of discussion?

hahaha perfect vid

[MonkeyJoe92]

Hey Paul! hahahaha

[NewSuperAvenger]

mob + joker + porn = epic win!!!

[054martinm]

lol batemen throws something and harvey flinches

[054martinm]

"i like to dissect girls"

awkward silence

"he does that"

[kidkillaforilla]

Never laughed so hard at something as much as the beginning of this video. "Are you sure they'll let us?"

[angelmarine1292]

"I've gotta return some video tapes."

[letsgoforajoyride]

hahahaha.. bringing tears man hahaha

[letsgoforajoyride]

hahahahahahaha

[KingCharltonHeston]

What can I say? That was hilarious! :)

[JuiKuen]

Amazingly funny video

[sunipeacemaker]

that was awsome, great fucking job, really

[NegativeNick]

brilliant!

[Iker122]

"You know how bad you smell?.. You reak of shit.. you know that?.. Get a goddamn job!.. You got a negative attitude, that's what's stoping you! [Gary Oldman nods]... You gotta get your act together ! ".. hahaha

[victorrain]

I was hoping you'd put the, "I'll help you" before Batman rushes Dent.

[americanpsycho28]

@Iker122 The best part of that is when Gordon was nodding along, agreeing with Batman haha

[vinger79]

awesome makes the joker look sane

[AspergianMind]

I know.

Evilswa's videos make half of the relationship between the Joker and Batman so memorable.

Whenever I think about the Joker and Batman facing each other off, I think about these moments Evilswa has created for them they're that good.

[evilsWa]

@AspergianMind greatest. comment. ever. thanks!!

[pinkypimpalicous]

@AspergianMind  He does that.

[dodgefastquick]

genious!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jen5en]

Not the face! Not the fucking face!

[Iker122]

-You're a hard man to reach..

-Hey, I'm a child of divorce, gimme a break..

[victorrain]

This video is GENIUS,e specially the TV scene. I was hoping you to hear "JUST SAAYYY NOOOO!" while Batman was riding off on the Batpod.

[walterreally]

LOL evilsWa. You're a comic genius. Keep up the good work. Seriously, your stuff is better than the all Tonight Shows combined.

[liamjwolves]

spying on 30 million people is not in my job description - Why not you stupid bastard.

hahaha

[SorginaPirulina752]

this is awesome!!

-bruce, thi is harvey dent

-christie, you'll respond only to christie

-ok, fine

-christie, get down on your knees so sabrina can see your asshole

-not sure that they'll let us

-oh, they should, i own the place

this dialogue is a masterpiece!!!

[ncj25]

Man thank you for this! I havent laughed this hard in a while, my fucking stomach hurts from laughing so hard. This made my day! "Christy get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole." "I dont think they will let us" "Well they should, I own the place"

[SeanConnery9000]

LOL at 1:15 when Batman says he likes to disect girls & Harvey Dent looks at Gordon like "WTF?" & Gordon replies "He does that."

[ak0087]

I need you to clean your vagina, I have enough blood on my hands, hahaha sooooooo awesome

[Iker122]

"Know your limits, master Wayne."

"If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you !"

[AspergianMind]

Alfred: 8(

Last time Alfred would give any helpful advice to Bruce Wayne.

[JAYCZero]

This shit is Funny ROFL! the part of psususudio and the part where the joker points at the screen and christian bale points back at him while bagging the bitch was perfect timing

[ALeroyFav]

Hahaha, I couldnt stop laughing, awesome mashup!

[danielleluera]

" I need to return some video tapes" OMG

[WaylonPayneFan]

Man that´s sick! But funny!!! Great work, go on like this!

[Abovizzle]

superb...superb

[ATR108]

dude this is hilarious i have to show my buddy lol great job man:)

[Carbojnr]

Yeah, that first scene was absolute genius, I proper Lol'd.

[Fabbis1990]

Brilliant!

[Navysealcdr]

Epic win.

[JokersGoil]

LOL! You, sir, are a genius.

[jeanpiaget007]

opening is great

[Downs2440]

3:23 til 4:03 PERFECT

[Downs2440]

Everybody knows that Bruce Wayne is actually Patrick Bateman in hiding. Don't be fooled by the different titles. Batman Begins is a prequel to American Psycho, while the Dark Knight is a sequel to the film.

[americanpsycho28]

It's true Batman/Bruce Wayne is Patrick Bateman. He is that crazy...in the comics anyway.

That's why Bale ws such a good choice for the role

[JAYCZero]

yeah that is soo true , I don't know for some odd reason I predicted this , when I saw American Pyscho I said to myself this dude is a spittin image of Bruce Wayne and his persona. On the side note it would have been a hell of a good match Patrick Bateman Vs The Joker Who is Crazier ?

[americanpsycho28]

Yeah there were alot of Batman fans who wanted Christian Bale as Batman after seeing American Psycho. Patrick Bateman and Bruce Wayne are pretty much the same. It's a shame that these movies are rated PG-13 cause it compromises Bale's ability to go to town with the Batman character. I know Bale has the potential to make Batman extremely frightening and psychotic just like he is in the comics.

[JAYCZero]

yeah mos definately , I guess maybe he'll be more psychotic on the film and might change the rating. But if he is jus as psychotic in American Psycho as he would be as Batman. That would seriously be a Menace not to fuck with lol.

[americanpsycho28]

Yeah plus Batman has got to be able to frighten the most hardened criminals in Gotham who have seen and done the most horrific things to other human beings.

Batman has to go to some insane levels to intimidate them. He needs to be the kind of psycho that we saw in American Psycho.

[JAYCZero]

@americanpsycho28 mosdefinately , he has too.

[Nanuhhh]

HEY PAUL..... AAAAHHHH!!

XDD

[Sydpart2]

great video, really well done with the editing.

[jonathanlman]

I love this!!!

[whynot01]

thank you so much for this, i can't remember when i laughed so hard...thx thx thx :D

[LiNoY12]

"rechal told me everything about you"

-"not quite blode, are you? more dirty blonde"

haha lol

[centrus88]

The "Hey Paul!" segue-way had me in stitches.

[LoneCrusader206]

Most likely my favorite part:

Dent: When their enemies were at the gates, the Romans would suspend Democracy and appoint one man to protect the city.

Wayne: Jesus what does THAT have to do with anything?

Dent: You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian

(immediately followed by the sarcastic toothpick throw from Bateman)

[TheProfessional53]

I know the squealers when i see them and...

then gambles like "FREAK" lmfao

[BiggCojones]

You can tell tht Morgan Freeman is sick and tired of Batman. His head nodding is priceless

[09291981]

[the Joker interrupts a meeting between Lau and Gotham's criminals] Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh hee hee ha ah ooh hee ha ha and the looking up of patrick bateman on the porno.LoL!!!

[MrESPNoza24]

Batman: Hey Paul

Two-Face: huh

then batman tackled him, lmao

[futurestoryteller]

I don't get why you didn't make that guy go 'What the hell is this?' the minute the porno came on. That would have been fucking epic.

[MrDavidFILM]

4:09 Best Moment!

[danielleluera]

Christie get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole....I laughed soooo hard!!

[Treneskikkelig]

hahahaaaaaaa

that was funny

[maveholic]

HAHAAHHA that threesome scene nearly killed me when it was on the tv :D

[DBZmaster0123]

No your limits master wayne.

If you don't shut your fucking mouth I will kill you.

ADD that in comics,

[Kami656]

brilliant xD

[JohnnyDeppfangurl]

This must be my FAVOURITE part of your TDK/American Psycho videos.I love all of them,but this one is SOOOOO EPIC!

my favourite part was EVERYTHING.

[BigPurple121]

Bale should have transplanted Bateman's character to the Bruce Wane roll

[unwell333]

this is awesome! Very well put together, and fucking HILARIOUS!

[papercutpictures]

enough blood on my hands - the best line EVAR!

There must be more we can mine from these movies....

[evilsWa]

hopefully you saw part one and the deleted scenes!

[whatever12492]

haha this is great, american psycho has so many quotable lines. classic

[troykeenanguitar]

Batman/Bateman... think about it lol

[billybeanhat]

"Hey PAAUL!"

hahaha

[ScoobySnack29]

3:23-4:03 lol

[auntangie55]

I love these but you should use Gordon's line, "our guy looks good on the tube" when the mobster are watching the tapes of Bateman having sex. Would have fit perfect.

[ballajnba]

haha

[mhaze210]

i LOVE how it looks like, he is confused that his pistol is THAT powerful to cause hectic explosions everytime he shoots.

WHILE everyone is shooting back at him LOL. then he runs away screaming.

[mhaze210]

"I gotta return some videotapes"

I LOVE everytime that quote is used, in this, and Batman Begins Psycho...LOL.

seems sooo sad.

[Downs2440]

Is it me or are these movies MADE for American Psycho spoofs?