Heavy Has E.D.

[DalekHunter1994]

Okay, I've ejaculated many times when I wasn't very erect. It works, it's just that getting it into the woman's parts is significantly, if you'll pardon the pun, harder.

My point is that WHEN DID ALYX GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH HEAVY?

[FUaWo]

The painis you feel ?



[kaden9596]

Alyx may be dead, but there's always a backup vagineer. X3

[voodoo900]

painis cupcake i will eat you XD

[gmaster991]

I love how by the time most people watch this video, they've seen so many other Gmod videos that Vagineer doesn't even seem a little weird. -_-

[ScarsOfTheFallen]

This will work! *Picks up Vagineer*

[TheSnakeSkull]

Erectin a dick!

[piepeep90]

2:07 Engie enrolled in the Coach Screams In Peoples Face's To Make Them Die University.

[MrJackson4587]

LOL i love the bobies sound

[MegaSean45]

What? Looks like Heavy dumped Sasha for Natasha, then Heavy dumped Natasha for Alyx, and Alyx dumped Gordon for Heavy. And Carl Johnson dumped Catalina because Catalina is a bitch!

[crayolian]

hella funny

[MichaelCox]

3:18

Its' Kimura from Azumanga Daioh!

[Superpeps9]

Engineer has crafted : Dickslinger

c wut i deed heer?

[absolutezero1000]

Well dont that BEAT all

[russianIB]

-this is taking forever

-... nope

:D

[windson7]

he is vagineer after all

[paleknight1]

Oh no Painus Cupcake LOLOLOL!:)

[421sparacino]

dosent alyx vance look like magen fox???

[Dominator150395]

A Vagineer is fine too.

[SomethinRofl]

Nope.

[Psychroc]

this is VERY different from other videos, i liked it!

[StormriderShift]

thank you for reminding me why I'm subscribed to you XD

[Mikidy]

Aluminum the condom you can trust.

[MachPivot]

AHH MY painass, EET BURNS!

[bmxismylife123]

lol PAINAS :D

[wooterz]

DISPENSIN' AN ERECTION

[dodo0222]

best garrysmod video ever  :D

[Zombenjamin]

Vagineer is credit to team.

[Masteradam13]

Heavy is sadist?

[Masteradam13]

It stopped at 1:05 and I thought the video was still moving and that engineer was just staring at his build console for a while.

Also you should have used Alyx's quote "It's going to take some doing to get out of this one" before Heavy say's "IS NOT POSSIBLE!"

[compdude47]

Wouldn't this have been the job of the Medic instead?

[USAFMike]

@compdude47 Nope.avi

[SpyGuysX]

@compdude47 only the engie can help heavy erect his painas

[superkoulkin]

engineer is credit to all penises XD

[LordDarthHarry]

this just keeps getting more and more messed up

[ediblemangopants]

3:25-3:31 The engineer gave the heavy head, in the literal sense.

[bunnyspy1]

He's holding the wrench backwards. :V

[blumeanie3]

MOVE THAT GEAR UP

[SodorProductions]

Painess is not moving!

[squidmod]

I forgot you vould use Vagineers mouth to do that...

[Superkipje17]

Nope.

[Hotdogbunker]

LOL at 2:03

[lolyrudy]

what...what heavy going to do with vagineer?!?!

[WARdwarfFTW]

@lolyrudy rape his face xD

[DoomBeat]

i sprinkled fanta all over my room after i heard "ENGINEER IS KREEDIT TO PAINES"

thanks!

[MrBrick2theface]

song

[JacobK97]

@MetropoliceForce Damn straight =3

[Kiroswan]

God, this is taking forever.

Nope.avi

[Suetakefan]

wouldn't that sap count as a cockblock??

[InfectedMusification]

The engineer did not brush his teeth.

[Dominator150395]

He should've dispensed an erector.

[WorthWatchingVv]

PAynis

[ohmahgawdfilms]

heavy needs viagra

[noeyedeer2jk89sx]

This = Engineer update

[nefeli1993]

Lol, that was awesome!

[Tomsterk598]

Oh no! Heavy is cheating on Sasha!

[gameguy09]

So THAT'S why the Heavy always boasts about his "big gun"

[5282890]

engi has bad breath?

[Dragoru]

How do you lip sync so damn well?

[USAFMike]

@Dragoru I take my time.

[MrFLAMER123]

@USAFMike What blood do you use?

[bunnyspy1]

BOOOOOOOObies

[KazzRacer]

LOL awesome video Mike!

[SodorProductions]

PAINIS IS NOT MOVING!

[MamaLuig145]

i wonder what it is like to make love to a vangineer

[SquishyGman]

ENGINEER IS CREDIT TO PENIS

[KamazZzAntonimeprd]

Spy sappin my penis :DDDDD

[Tycholarfero]

"The worm has turned, gentlemen!"

- Painis Cupcake Painis

"I am boooooooobies!"

- Heavy E.D. Guy

[Krawiakin]

nice wideo

[andytannb]

It cost $400,000 for the engineer to build a painis for 12 seconds

[Nikk500]

And those boobies are amazing

[Nikk500]

I expected for some sex right here

[AlphaHawkP]

@Nikk500

The Facepunch forums can scratch that itch with a jagged knife for you. Trust me.

[Nikk500]

@AlphaHawkP Fuck the facepunch

[SanguisDiabolus]

1:10

Engineer rape face.

[SpeedyLizzard14]

PAINUS NOT MOVING

[AgerBoniard]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-bees.­

[Are109studios]

Da, this will work.

[whoopiiiiie]

AMAZING

[coconopalito]

I spy this my little penus... =D Engeneer is credit to penus!!!

[OgreCakes]

dont put it in there.....

[ThaFreakymeL]

haha! 2:07 , engineer sound

[SylvieNe]

LMAO

[scarecrow137]

By the power of wrench skull!

[SilentSpartan]

I am giant. HA!

[ProfessorCrow]

1:10 - 1:22 is so awkward...

I love it.

[Mccoins]

OMG Heavy's face at 0:50 is the funniest shit. I love this vid, great work man!!

[Moore0806]

Heavy fucked the vagineer LMFAO!

[bluemar00n]

paynas

[coconopalito]

ohoh...ohoh...ha...

[rc4OOO]

"Lets see if this thing works" "NO IS NOT POSSIBLE", rofl!!

[fozzy143]

This iss BRILLIANT

[ElChrisman99]

Engineer has breath of death o_o

[matejdurosi123]

Da! This will work !

Huaa AHAAA

[Markanis]

"ENGINEER IS CREDIT TO PAINIs!" so awesome

[Maza945]

PEEYNAS

[maticx007]

This video is going to get more popular than scout is delicious

[GodHatesWar]

USAFMike is credit to YouTube!

[Dirioctovarius]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObies

[IbrahimHassan]

I was hoping to hear Heavy also say to Vagineer: "Don't run! It's just ham!" :P

[IbrahimHassan]

Heavy looks at Vagineer - "Da, dis will work!" lmao

[ttJinn]

0:52 lol

[thelamestcoolperson]

engineer erectin mah bacon!

[Iwannapopy]

The lip sync is awesome! :D

[900Beret]

this was just amazing

made me lol alot

[SweetsTheMan]

the end when he grabbed vaginner sickened me but i also laughed.

[alexpre888]

2:06 GOGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! *alyx dies*

[m500ario]

Another gem, Mike.

[heavytrike]

wahahahahah this is the funniest thing ever hahhaahaha

[NineRoxs]

Poor Vagineer.

[Drevil166]

Epic Lulz!!!!!! hahahahaha

[jrh388]

USAFMike continues to turn out the best shorts of any Gmodder on Youtube. Yeah, I said it.

[hihowsitgoin899]

this video is so  fricken hilarious great work. Vagineer is credit to pain-us =]

[GoreTorn16]

"The worm has turned gentlemen!"

[DarthSatoris]

I wouldn't let ANYONE near my gear with that wrench X_x

[ray040613]

I think Heavy needs some Crit-a-Cola

[Reign117]

PAINIS IS NOT MOVING!

HALP MEH!

[GarrBOF]

I almost choked on my water when I saw the title of this video in my subscriptions. Then I got several good laughs out of actually watching it. Nicely done! :D

[Wussup8000]

"Ok, let's see if this thing works"

"NO! IS NOT POSSIBLE!!!"

XD

[xXEpicPandaXx]

Pain-ass

[stalkerore]

Best heavy video ever!

[ZeBigBang]

This is awesome

[CodyBFTW]

Gotta move that gear UP! :D

[AshHousewares445]

You clever you... :D

[nevermore221]

holy crap that was awesome

[ModernMoviesInGaming]

Did she die? XD

[speeder99123]

engineer is credit to penis

[CodyJustGotPwned]

man, your really good at finger posing a lip syncing and face posing and whatnot

[XgrimXrockerX]

i love the way he looks at vagineer like...

well its a vagina anyways....

[Jason9992fromroblox]

HeavY:......"Dah...this will work."

Vagineer:UUAGHH! D:

[UberMedic7]

painish not moving XD

[roflol2pmdx]

NOT ED!!!!!! <:U!

[09gh]

Um, what?

[WarGamer64]

Best TF2 video ever O_O

[TacoBoyManThing]

BOOOOOOBEEZE

[Taterzoid]

This was perverted...

[Nathan2094]

@Taterzoid Sir all have you know that E.D. is a serous condition.

[CaptainSubSandwich]

lol this was clever

[Keban4ik]

the best :D

[Memphiston93]

lulz

[IXIArblargIXI]

Awesome Mike, just awesome, I couldn't stop lol'ing for 10 whole minutes. Your videos deserve so much more attention then they are getting, I'm sure some day you'll get up to 1M views. Its only a matter of time till the internet stumbles upon this diamond in the rough.

[USAFMike]

@IXIArblargIXI I cried. And fapped alittle.

[TheIflame]

@USAFMike how in crap can heavy have a chance of getting alyx?

[PrenPringle]

E.D = Erectile Disfunction for those who dpnt know in other words your penis cant get hard :P

[utubesuckbad]

lol my penis it's burn!

[Roakeh91]

so pro

[IKenSpelGud]

subbed

[Criken2]

dat worm.

[DiscreteOpinion]

PAYnis IS NOT MOVING

[gamemaster460]

oh oh.....HAH

[jahusii]

The worm has turned gentlemen.

[luvyaah1337]

xDDDD

[KRisUandTank]

Alyx bitch model :D

[matheusrebecci]

"Da! this will work" lol'd soo much.

[TheToenninga]

The end totally got me... although it was kinda predictable...

[WarCrime342]

Erecting a bacon.

[700Fantomas007]

USAFMike IZ CREDIT TO TEAM!!!

[camper182]

hey guys whats the name of this map?

[USAFMike]

@camper182 cs_suburb_beta15a

[camper182]

wtf happened to the youtube player wtf

[asDableProd]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObies

[Ryenthvor]

Thats why hes called Vagineer!

[mikebrightman]

OH GOOD GOD!

[Lobacho82]

grande grande xD

[InterludeAuthor]

In Soviet Russia, you rape Vagineer!

[mariofan101]

PAINIS CUPCAKE HAS BECOME A PENIS!

[peepeevagi]

Well, heavy is quite the man. It's gotta subtract from other places XD

And, lol, sexy alyx.

The epic tale of the Red heavy and his penis.

[bezioko]

What Map ?

[UltimatePotato]

Weird and creepy but pretty damn good :D

[SpyGuysX]

PAINES IS NOT MOVING!

[TheNewDemoman]

Dah dis will work!

[InfectedMusification]

i'm a vum.

[CarnivoreAJ]

I...I don't even know what to say to this.....

[Sonerr97]

what is e.d. ?