World Greatest Pizza Cutter

[blakasassin1]

so ur the motherfuckers who half cut my pizza

[cliobogger]

damn you jon95mcc, i was gunna say that.

[justin2griffin]

Notice the bandaid on his finger lol

[ane404738]

and thats why is Called Hot n REady xD

[wsimpson86]

No f*cking wonder the cheese is stuck to the top of the box!

[brizzle1267]

little ceasers is my shit

[supdog2112]

Damn..... thats what i call hot and ready

[NightHawkGWA]

I would not go to that lil caesars again after seeing all that hair, bon apetit with your hairy pizza

[jerbele]

Those pizzas look like shit, bare spots missing cheese all over the place lol.

[jubjubmh316]

Is this that michael jackson kid from step up?

[beradtoosher]

Anyone who's wasted 3 years of their life at Little Caesars can do this.

Trust me: I'm "that guy".

[SkateIslam]

@beradtoosher haha ya i know. I got this down in about a month of landing pizzas. And there was still some people who worked there longer that couldn't even flip pizzas or use two cutters.  So i was faster that just about everyone.

[beradtoosher]

@SkateIslam I never used two cutters, but I could cut a pizza in about a second. Especially on Friday nights when it was busy, I would get in the zone.

At our store, we had 5 cuts per pizza which is a little different than yours. We also had lines of pepperoni to navigate through.

[AricBathory]

@beradtoosher yeah we aren't supposed to not cut pepperonis either. he just did it anyways to be fast, but usually you can be fast and cut like that as long as the pepperonis are even.

[randytosh]

@beradtoosher thanks allot man now i got the munchies

[FagBag78]

0:24 FAIL



[FagBag78]

lol pretty sure he fucked up the last one

[FagBag78]

so this is why my pizza is never cut properly

[vogon1]

better get a pay increase for this :)

[SkateIslam]

@vogon1 haha, i wish they did give me a pay raise for this. They didn't and i quit that job :0

[fittbunke]

filthy station, would'nt want a pizza from that place :/

[Hunterbeaf]

IAM HUNGRY !!!

[wornelasable]

Meanwhile, in China ...

[handre93]

Not bad. But ASIANS cut pizza 10 times faster.

[48tank]

HOT AND READY MY ASS!!

[kik0729]

Employee of the ever

[HotSizzle1421]

so how much did break give you for this video

[moffe000]

look for windowcleaners, they are skilled:D

[158timarc]

Good job !!

[thecardrawer10]

I work at little caesars.. man i wish i could cut that fast! haha

[VertigoGTI]

Thumbs up if you found a severed finger in your pizza

[jakobkkk123]

i tried to flip the two pizzas at once out of the pans. it was a fuckin disaster haha

[SkateIslam]

@jakobkkk123 haha ya i've ruined a few pizzas over the time i'd been working there, like folding them in half etc. just gotta keep practicing

[Jon95McC]

so thats why my little ceasers pizza is never cut evenly!

[SkateIslam]

@Jon95McC haha exactly.

[AricBathory]

mmm. your only slightly faster than me at cutting. though i did see a couple if stray off center cuts. but im pretty sure i can box faster on a good box *hates the one box that allways bends*

and to be a reeeaaallly nitpicky douche xD there was sausage on that crust in the last segment. no toppings on the crust xp

[SkateIslam]

@AricBathory Yes it was a sloppy job, and we were trying to film this without getting caught, althought i did get in trouble anyways lol. Boxing was my slowpoint but whenever i raced anyone i always cut faster. I did get faster and better at cutting and boxing tho, i didn't see the point in refilming it since it would be pretty much the same thing and i'd risk being in more trouble. as for the sausage on the crust, we didn't give too much about quality, we were one of the busiest in america

[AricBathory]

@SkateIslam im in austin, its ok busy but its actually been pretty slow the past week or so

[SkateIslam]

@AricBathory ya my little caesars was just opened and they hadn't had little caesars for like 13 years or something. So it was insane the first month or so of being open, and the rest of the time it was pretty dang busy.

[39cummins]

you know you've been at a job too long when....

[AricBathory]

@39cummins its not hard. i can do it and ive only been there about 3-4 months

if only id get a raise >.>

or at least more hours

[Langtry613]

LITTLE CEASAR MUST BE SO PROUD!

[susaetern]

Is this why whenever I order a $5 pizza from Little Caesar's, there's always one slice that's half the pie---then one that's as thin as a strain of hair?

[SkateIslam]

@susaetern lol most people can't even cut this fast, they just suck ass.

[jrod8496]

little caeser's is gross. gut bombs galore..

[bbfreak101]

ummmm hairnet???

[redkingrd]

so you're the reason our pizzas have different size slices, do you know how much trouble that causes when couple of hungry guys order a pizza and one of them has to get a small slice, all hell can break loose like that. trust me i would be pissed if i had to get a small slice.

[SkateIslam]

@redkingrd When your buying a 5 dollar large pizza you really shouldn't complain. It's not like your eating less pizza anyways.  And my slices got better, most other people screwed up pizzas worse than me.

[Branmuffin911]

YOU SUCK SHIT Thai Motherfuckin hood was double our speed and cut the slices even work on closing your boxes faster use all your fingers

[SkateIslam]

@Branmuffin911 well thanks man, but i really have no idea what your trying to say.

[cmoneyyable]

the first time i c some one make a career outof a job.NICE

[SkateIslam]

@cmoneyyable haha thanks. Not a career tho, i just got in trouble for making this video, and some of the people at that job sucked, and i never got a raise even for being fast, and working them a year and a half. I quit that job, but at least i got this video which makes me happy.

[FetusGrinderJuicer]

Nubs just waiting to happen.

[krownman09]

you could go even faster if you have the boxes folded on top of each other so all you have to do is close the top

[SkateIslam]

@krownman09 the only problem with that is u can't cut the pizza fully because the sides will be in the way. This wasn't even the fastest i could cut either. I got faster. and I also got in trouble for filming this lol.

[krownman09]

gotta try that



[ralphp1800]

last cut cut a couple pieces to small haha but thats crazy

[SkateIslam]

@ralphp1800 lol i know. but buying a 5 dollar large pizza you can't complain about the cuts. We would screw around so much there, one of my friends tried cutting pizzas with his eyes closed... and we still ended up selling the pizzas. thanks tho :)

[savageboy1000]

this is like 1 second or less

[SkateIslam]

@savageboy1000 the last cut was under half a second.

[pistol135bfmv]

did you even go all the way through? i ll tell u wat pizza hut cutters would put u to shame!

[SkateIslam]

@pistol135bfmv ya i did man. Lets see some videos of pizza hut cutters doing it better than. If someone can cut faster and better than me, great lets see it i'd enjoy watching that.

[pistol135bfmv]

@SkateIslam im probaly gonna get fired but alright your on lol

[TheKIDDERz]

cheesy

[SkateIslam]

@TheKIDDERz corny.

[screwloose455]

Those slices are probably uneven as fuck.

[SkateIslam]

@screwloose455 some of them uneven, not too bad tho. either way they were 5 dollar large pizzas you can't complain about how they look. I can't even tell you how badly of cut pizzas we sold there. and the worst weren't even from me.

[upgradefrombalony]

hmm there's no top comment. maybe it's my time to shine....... testicals

[lilgangsta123321]

全然均等じゃないｗ二発めがすでにずれてる。



日本人ならもっと精度高いだろうね。

[Martymc1965]

Quick and dirty job. Not really impressive.

[SkateIslam]

@Martymc1965 They weren't all bad cuts, and after this was filmed i could cut faster and better. but i got in trouble for filming this in the first place.  it's all for your entertainment anyway, i'm not trying to impress anyone really.

[rednefut]

Well, What I feel is just fast. It is a loose shape.

Comments from Japan.

[SkateIslam]

@rednefut lol i noticed all the japanese comments, i have no idea what they say... thanks for the comment. :)

[rednefut]

@SkateIslam

Since I have only converted into cold words translate Japanese sites. But I feel passion for their work is tight!

[aqualittleflower]

長髪が不潔(>_<)

[katobhanpe]

いや、これはだめでしょ。

日本人には、ドヤガオできないレベル。

日本だと、かっぱ巻きを6等分して並べたら、全部高さがそろって­いないと商品としてみなされない。バイトは弁償ものです。

[yuuhid]

出来る事ときちんとこなす事は別物ですから…

この人達は出来りゃいいんでしょうね。

ただ、僕が客だったら、即効クレームです。

このズレ方は許容範囲を越えているので。

それにしても、仕事に対するプライドって無いのかな？

[Kenkichi58]

全然均等じゃないｗ二発めがすでにずれてる。

日本人ならもっと精度高いだろうね。

[baribari623]

適当やなぁ

[Anemone801Snowdrop]

Amazing!何というスゴ技！！

一つ切るのに時間がかかる私とは大違いだ…。

[takaki1230]

食べるものは大切に扱いましょう

Let's treat the thing to eat carefully

[Purnez]

wonder how that last guy has to wear a blue bandaid...

[engineerdr]

it will cut your paper board pizza packing

[02Shrike]

Chuck Norris' Pizza cuts itself

[notoriousdan562]

Sweet! I wanna learn to do that! Would come in handy wih rushes!

lol

[SkateIslam]

@notoriousdan562 oh yeah, it sure did come in handy. two people could barely keep up with a full oven and they make a mess out of the pans. i could do it by myself and stack all the pans perfectly. it gets tiring after a couple hours tho.

[andythemangoetz]

So this is where no high school education get you and this is why my pizza is always half cut and i have to cut it myself.........

[SkateIslam]

@andythemangoetz LOL sadly that's the truth. I just graduated highschool and i quit this job :/

[magazor]

hes fast but very bad cutting he cuts half small and half big i hope the custumer dont complain for that!

[BlackWallsofWaves]

Dude, I thought I was fast. What state do you work in? We have an employee with the same name last name. :P

[BavarinMotorSportBMW]

uhhhm pretty sure he needs a new job



[TheManBearPig94]

nope...he failed...he supposed to cut the pizza's into 10's he only cut them into 8's....little Caesars is the ONLY pizza place atm that cuts into 10 slices....this guy fails :D

[SkateIslam]

@TheManBearPig94 lol shhhh, don't spill the beans!

[Birdsane]

@TheManBearPig94 little caesars cuts their pies into 8 slices to specs......pizzas had too many bubbles to serve any way.......uncut...uneven slices=ultimate fail

[brennanRUIZ38]

@TheManBearPig94 your retarded. LC cuts them into 8's

[uzuchann]

@TheManBearPig94 I work at Little Caesars, and we ONLY cut them into eight slices, unless a customer requests otherwise. Idiot.

[TheManBearPig94]

@uzuchann yeah i work at little caesars aswell and i promise u friend...we cut them into 10.

[uzuchann]

@TheManBearPig94 That's hard to believe. It's a rule.

Even IF you're true in saying you work there, corporate should be on your store soon, then. Cause you're doing it wrong.

[SkateIslam]

@vaipunk lol where is the cross contamination? and i have to wear my hair in a pony tail now.

[SkateIslam]

@vaipunk lol. you crazy.

[eplstar947010]

@vaipunk you may be the biggest faggot of all time

[DaveRST]

@vaipunk You Americans are just obsessed.

[bettyfizzw]

holy hell flipping pizzas straight out of the pan AND using double cutter method = recipe for success. i've been trying to master both those techniques myself. keep up the great work!

[bettyfizzw]

oh and 2 other things:

1) didn't they tell you not to cut on a stack of boxes? :P

2.) What's your time on landing/cutting/packaging two pizzas?

[SkateIslam]

@bettyfizzw haha, takes lots of practice. i used to land hundreds of pizzas on friday nights. all by myself fully loaded oven for like few hours straight. and i was cutting on stacks but they wasn't very many left because we go through a lot of boxes. :) and i think my time for the 2 pizzas was 21 seconds to land, cut, box, mark, and put in the box. i wasn't trying to get a record tho haha.

[nedved811]

oh yeah this is when i worked at LC. and i could beat you in a race

[SkateIslam]

@nedved811 anyone can beat me when i take it easy. btw YOUR GONNA GET YOUR JOB BACK FEB 24TH i asked jake and daryl and they were like yeah def he gonna get the job back.

[nedved811]

@SkateIslam im pumped man, finna be flippin pizzas again!!!

[SkateIslam]

@nedved811 it finna be tight. i told nick that your getting your job back and he said you aren't. but i asked jake adn daryl and they said yes. i can't wait either man, i miss workin with you and getting hit in the face with brooms, and you pouring soda down your nose.

[sk82today]

Freaking ninja!

[SkateIslam]

@sk82today hell yeah!

[nynosix]

wow i can cut pizzas fast at little caesars, but this dude makes me look like moron. how the hell did you learn that?

[SkateIslam]

@nynosix lots and lots and lots of practice. they put me on pizza landing every night, and we have the busiest LC in america i think or something, located in Cedar Rapids. i can cut even faster and better now lol.

[jamesdalrymple79]

first thing. get a hair cut. Next thing. tell the guy that is stretching to learn how to hand dock the dough to get rid of the damn bubbles. third thing. learn to cut straight

[SkateIslam]

@jamesdalrymple79 1. i donate my hair to children with cancer. 2. sometimes pizzas get bubbles. 3. i wasn't going for quality. not to mention i can cut pizzas faster and better now. 4. stop flaming my video you flamer.

[jamesdalrymple79]

@SkateIslam....if the person that is stretching the damn dough to begin with knew how to stretch it the right way it wouldnt get bubbles. Ive worked as a GM for a pizza place for numerous years and no matter how fresh the dough is I can stretch it without the bubbles, But you guys at LC wouldnt know about that

[SkateIslam]

@jamesdalrymple79 does it make a difference that we use a machine to stretch the dough? and the only reason your mad is because your 31 years old and still work at a pizza place, you only take this seriously because it's what you do for a living. give me a break man, i'm in school i work a part time job to make a little extra cash and i can cut pizzas fast, i thought i'd share my ability to the world and now you wanna be a tough guy on the web. grow up and get a life loser.

[jamesdalrymple79]

@SkateIslam.... naw man im not being a hater at all. Im not knocking ya. I didnt know you guys used a machine. I dont work there anymore either, that was a long time ago. Im a Game Designer now and wouldnt have it any other way. So chill out a little man ok.

[SkateIslam]

@jamesdalrymple79 yeah my bad, i got a little out of hand. but yes we do use a machine, and no i don't give a shit about the company name of little caesars. the management at my place can get pretty gay, the pizzas will be covered in behemoth bubbles at times, and there is other problems with that place. so yeahhh, they have tasty cheap pizzas but they aren't perfect.

[ryanmaniac13]

@SkateIslam

fuckin pwned tbh , there is this crazy video of this guy doing like juggling sorta shit with a pizza base ill link u when i find it but nice skills slicin those motherfuckin pizzas up yo, shits badass! =D

[bitchindaclub198]

dude thats so awsome

[slowlearner12]

haha, you work at little ceasers?

[SkateIslam]

@slowlearner12 yes sir.

[666gab666number5]

LOLLL!!!! that's too much sick dude it's sure that i'll try thi

[swan1471]

haha dead end job that was grate men

[BubbleFairies1]

Great Advertisement!! Lol.

[XxCHRiSMiKxX]

olympic sport!!and at little ceasers

[kallail0wnz]

haha

[SLIPKNOTfan2198]

awsome



[thrashersk8r]

sick dude. u just take pizza cutting to a whole other level lol

[cholo237]

ahhhh