Zumock vs Chance PT1

[hungryhamsters]

it is so funny, he was drinking beer.

[metallica3678]

ALAN COX SHOW RULES!!!!!!

[tributeforlife]

he does this for free and people complain that he did something other than SC2 when SC2 wasnt even what he was doing when he started the channel. lay the fuck off and let him do what he wants you dont like it go watch another SC2 channel

[ironintel]

fucking amatuer

[phys1c]

Lifes a kick so kick it!

[fububoi]

WHERE THE HELL ARE OUR VIDEOS? MAKE OUR DAMN SC2 VIDEOS

[tyrantcr]

I only like to watch sc1 . Sc2 is aweful to spectate in my opinion. It's a shame your stopped . All I got Now is nuke n moletrap to watch

[ezodx]

wouldn't it be funny if Rise got a bunch of fans doing starcraft commentary, make a couple SC2 commentaries....then promise to make more SC2 commentaries, then NOT put out anymore SC2 commentaries during the majority of the beta, wait 2 months then come out out with a 2 min vid showing a fat guy and a kid with down syndrome NOT beat each other up. Way to keep us interested and coming back! Day 9, Husky, HDstarcraft... Rise who?

[SycllaLoL]

Wrestling is fake....

Sorry for killing your dreams....

MOAR SC2

[jdamvel]

@SycllaLoL There is a difference between your soap opera wrestling which even staged those guys take a beating and actual sparring.

[jiminaboxss]

Is this karate?

[Kayden052905]

@jiminaboxss This is point fighting. In a real life fight that kid gets his ass beat lol. Its nice that he is fast enough to connect first with chad, but the kid has no power. Thats why point fighting is such b.s.

[geissler91]

@Kayden052905 Yeah, if I ever tried to do that little kick flurry thing in my wu guan my teacher would kick my ass.

[Y0uTubeLicksMyBalls]

haha guy in the blue got mad kickin skills and speed

[aseq2]

TKD? Plz Rise, get into MMA or K1 or at least get rid of this.

[fububoi]

uh.. wth is this.. wheres sc2? you come back after like months and you come out with some fighting match wth?

[SHMSweirdkid]

This isnt Starcraft 2 0.o

[Kuzma1253]

I know this is a pisstake, but as far as the fighting goes, this style is absolutely silly. Comment on Kudo or MMA or boxing or something :D

[Celerity2]

I hate TKD but rise is just way too awesome =D

[mrstephendellett79]

risse i have added you on twitter read my message about fallout 3

[VacuousTerminus]

That was hilarious. How does a grudge match between a radio show host and a 13 year old start? That kid was too flashy to be effective. Chad was sandbagging.

[apsr90]

That speedlling owned the Marauder..

[darkstrike99]

/This isnt starcraft........ Where have you been.

[KarlKlaps]

woooow thats some embarrising shit

[breakmonker]

That was funny. A little off the beaten track as compared to SC2 commentaries tho. :P

[Schmidt54]

His macro was quite good, but he lacked game sense and was out-microed. he could've won with a rush, though. Also upgradewise, he could have cranked it up.

[lazomaniac]

what is this i dont even

[KodierungHerz]

rise c'mon

[Danceofmasks]

Great example of why you should get the extractor early for metabolic boost.

[slayerfat]

@lestat13thevampire epic fail hijo de puta

[trigunxvash10]

Liu Kang Wins!...FINISH HIM!

[Shitnames]

I missed the standard opening with a Zealot Rush...

[patves7]

Go Fedor!

[BitShiZ]

More of these !! im a complete MMA fan !!

[pccchurch]

Rise, I tought u was going to fight. I was so pumped!

[erccmmo]

dude that made my day...

[frostydisco]

More like Chun Li!

[Se4ngus]

Damn that kid's a baller

[jimsterok1]

Rise u are the best!

[snaxlepaxle]

their APMs were like 40. If it was me I'd have won while planting a garden and tech switching to banshees

[MrGangstar101]

Do some SC2 replays!! =D YOU ARE THE BEST!

[Xaklyth]

olympic taekwondo - the martial art that isn't a martial art

[Zaknafeinpz]

Англиски? И ако не говоря английски ще ме баннеш ли бе, дебил?

Lol that was so one sided xD

[michael1400pizdec]

@Zaknafeinpz 1+ :)

amerikosi bla :)

[drdictatorr]

If he did a few storm drops he would have been fine, You cant leave chance's economy unharassed

[asdfgoogle]

These noobs are clearly in Bronze League. If they were in Diamond League, they wouldn't be pausing every 10sec.

[luheedandjohnbria]

please do some starcraft 1 again rise. it's what everyone wants to see :p

[jax1492]

lol this was funny

[Aikionen]

Gotta love these sc2 comments :D

[epicenter16]

men fix your mic.. or fix your stupid voice.

[narakupain]

chad's micro was subpar,he needed to tech switch and he didnt even do the extractor trick.

[SchowLaforge]

Rise real men fight with UFC rule or play Starcraft. This hurts less than Starcraft .

[rwarrawr]

He should've techswitched to knife.

[Lookagainz]

ahaha leg micro hahah

[VerySeriousUser]

That's Chad from ManInTheBox :D

[dogabutila]

This is why contact // points fighting is retarded. I could destroy either of them. His studio should be ashamed that he let this get out on the internet.

[FrSIBYLA]

Is... is this... no... please... no... is this Rise's way of slowly fading from the SC commentating scene and eventually retire? Just like how Klaz did? Nooooo....!

Please tell me I'm just paranoid. Miss you Rise. Bro love from Philippines.

[kentbdreyer]

chad should have done a muta-baneling transfer at 3-2. just saying

[timothyjoe]

I SAY GOOD VIDEO DESPITE ALL THE OTHER BABIES CRYING SC2!!!

[V1seling]

Hah Rise you hero, everything you cast is awesome. If you were casting some random martial arts fighting stuff I'd get into that instead of SC2.

Butteh! Do some SC2 replays again man!

8)

[Quietville]

El oh el, was not expecting this at all! Hilarious yo.

[zombie2011]

Everyone needs to listen to this show, you can stream his show from his website. Its great and one of the best things about living in Cleveland.

[snowblind1985]

2:13 - 2:15 .. that was hilarious... his rally point was way off...

[teller456]

Those guys need the metabolic boost and adreno gland upgrade

[86Kacey]

fast zerglings always win :D

[mangodealer]

there's no such thing as a 13 year old 5th degree black belt, he probably got it from a mcdojo.

[zombie2011]

@mangodealer He's only a 1st degree blackbelt, he lied about being a 5th to psych Chad out. They talked about it on the show yesterday.

[phenomenon91]

Chad's zerg rush failed.

[KopaleKopale]

Thats why you dont drink Butt Light #LOL

[00smack]

shitty, dislike.

[K0ukku]

This was pretty cool John, but I'd like to see more SC2 stuff, Day9, HD&Husky are too boring...

[AzureAcerbus]

@K0ukku Really your think their boring? I think Huskeys pretty energetic.

I like all the people you stated, and of course Rise. hopefully he goes back to SC2 replays again.

[xshaddyx]

dude lets face it.

you don't have to search for a life in the real world

you have ur on life in sc2 with us 10000'st of other fans

but if you realy think you should go and comentate that kind of stuff

i would cry out loud.

[rytterytter]

haha nice vid. you should commentate all kind of different things that would be cool. like horseracing and cockfights. maybe just one video of each though.

[xshaddyx]

wtf *cry*

why did you do this to me *cry more*

you should make sc2 reports *crying a river*

don't make oldman get kicked in the head by 13 years old kid *cry dry*

go make sc2 cuzz that is what you do waaayyy best!!! :D

pretty fun to se though ;)

gj

but more sc2! :}

[Phox1337]

wtf is this. . wheres my SC2??? you disappoint me

[tayntroy]

is this a joke?

[LopezLenon]

these type of point focused fights are so lame, it's sad. people actually feel badass after winning these too...lol.

[nemesiswar01]

HAHhahaa ( Background Remach !! remach !!! ) ...Im oficial anoucen my Retire ... xD !!! Nice comentary Rise !

[Telekenesis123]

"lu kang has entered the field kicking across the entire mat" lol

[FlyThruDAir]

I'm surprised the big guy didn't just overpower him with his size. Like, guard his chin and just bowl the kid over.

[chattyw87]

This reminds me of Chess boxing. Should invent a new sport: starcraft boxing- play 2minutes of SC, 2min Boxing - repeat - First to SCwin or KO wins

[userasdf]

rise! we miss your sc commentaries! 

[ironintel]

two fucking noobs being retards

[aznremx04]

hahaha, "liu kang in the house!"

[battosai1111]

eh, tae kwon do... not bad? but around :58 he does that weird scoot kick. not practical. not practical at all.

[ForbiddianSC]

AAHAHAHAHA, this is great.

Karate kid ftw

[sc2ai]

So random rise lol.

[michael1400pizdec]

Rise is trollin' : D

[cpricejones]

nice leg micro

[BOnEhEAdD]

@cpricejones yep, however i believe he shouldnt've gone for that early kick, he wasnt able to do as much damage to the economy knowledge in Zumock's head throuugh that thick head guard. Zumock himself later takes advantage with a kick between the legs (3:04), getting some anal probe kills there....

[Sifridus]

Hailing from Parma Ohio myself I'm glad you tried your hand at commentating something other than starcraft. With that said... we can haz starcraft commentary nao?

[Rakanishu2]

This type of fight is stupid, If I can take a hit and deliver a bigger knockout punch, arent I the better fighter? But in this the first strike gets a point? This type of fight is for the smaller, weaker fighters who can only win by bending the rules towards their strengths, and no, I'm not a fan of UFC or any of that, but this a test of who can show gimmick shots and score points rather than who is a better fighter. Sorry for the hate rise!

[marclapatate]

did its me or he say Sexy man body wtf u like guy???

[Lestat13TheVampire]

@marclapatate This is an English website, please speak English.

[michael1400pizdec]

@Lestat13TheVampire its not an english site,its an internation site!

[granthidor]

@Lestat13TheVampire this is not an english website nor is any1 required to speak english. stop playing internet police u moron!

[asdfgoogle]

@Lestat13TheVampire While I can see you're referencing his horrible English, he's from Canada (likely French part), and therefor English isn't his first language.

More importantly, youtube isn't an English website. Hopefully you already knew that.

I believe that posting comments in other languages from the intended audience should be avoided, but still they should be welcome.... yet at the same time, I feel like I can post freely where I want because I'm American and speak English... lol.

[Chewy8240]

@Lestat13TheVampire This is a straight site, please stop being a faggot

[kildas]

@Lestat13TheVampire These is not English website, a filmik dobry niezłe.

[kreliann]

@Lestat13TheVampire chupala

[Nostalgiaforinfi]

@Lestat13TheVampire youtube is global. that means multiple languages dumbass.

[Vlakpage]

@Lestat13TheVampire Cože, můžeš to zopakovat? :) You're not alone, look at the globe, and btw Youtube is available in at least 24 languages

[Alzikspinner]

@Lestat13TheVampire #FAIL

[debit256]

@marclapatate It was obviously a joke you dumbfucken kid

[lillesvin]

While this is definitely not Starcraft it's still pretty amusing, and it's nice to know that you're ok. Your sexy voice and your Nydus Worm impressions have been missed. :)

[zackofanime]

Rise'll upload starcraft videos soon enough, this is a hilariously nice change of pace.

[OminouString]

Random video going up while we feeling the lack of SC2casts

[SAOSIN987]

GG

not really, come on rise how about a starcraft commentary?

[Repression]

Not Starcraft, but still a rather amusing video :).

[aced89]

Over Zealous FTW!

[ebunbo]

such micro!

[helohsn]

LOL EPICC!!

[k4y0h]

thats not starcraft why did I watch it.. :p

[ruiqi120]

I'm confused...how do u play this without keyboards o.O?

[jaws407]

haha, I like the Lu Kang(however the hell you spell his name) mortal kombat reference. :)

[Yolastresort]

@jaws407 Liu Kang :)

[skyprodigy]

no more sc?

[Galdhon]

@skyprodigy SC2 beta ended a while back.

[KurzLuppii]

OMG!!! a post from Rise