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  • i love the canned laughter, it reminds me when to laugh!

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  • it is fucking on Comedy Central

  • Wow. There is a difference between y2k and 2012. Everyone was scared about y2k, nothing happened. Now we are all mocking 2012. We are all sure nothings gonna happen. We laugh about it and think someone is crazy when they talk about it now. I won't be surprised if something truly happens with the way we are mocking our doomsday.

  • Let me tell you why you mother fuckers are liars you dont know whats the wearther in a month how the hell do you know after couple of years dude its all fake no body knows when life will end are you guys dump evern mohammad PBH dosent even know you mother fuckers know .

  • thats sooo fake its amuter

  • if somebody know why not put everithing countys jajajajaja the people make fantasys but they not change the world no body know nothing only god the people say same at year 2000 and alot people get suicide crazy000000

  • YEAH Y WOULD THE LIFE END SO CLOSE TO JESUS CHRISTS BIRTH . . .and if the earth does end im way to young to die and only God knows when the earth is gonna end Jesus doesnt even know. . . SO JUST SHUT UP!!!!!

  • @Sk8terGirl3101 it doesnt mean shit on how old you are, how young you are or anything. when the world does end it doesnt matter if your 1 day old its still gonna end and i go to a pentechostal church were im baptised in the name of Jesus. so yeah, people have opinions but how bout we all keep em to ourselves.

  • @Sk8terGirl3101 That's MAINLY WHY it's ending for some people, it's 3 days before his birthday. (I mean come on, right now we are all being judged) from may/21/11 to oct/21/12 then dec/21/12 is our doom. 2/3 of earths population will die. Planet x is the cause of that because it's passing by our solar system thus making our earth to shift, forcing tsunamis, earthquakes and the sun is supposed to errupt. and that flare will burn the earth...

  • @PinkCheeseGreenGoes9 Are you sure, or is it just generation Y and their gentic stupidity?

  • Weather sitcom? What cunt thought of this stupis shit? Oh wait! Canada! lmao rolf lol lawl lololololololololololol lmao ROFL LOL LAWL LAWL LAWL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­L ROFL LMAO LMAOLMAO LAWL LUL LULULULULULULULULLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOL .......

  • -329 degrees? HAHA LMFAO!!

  • like all that is going to happen probaly they will do something like a nuke or some thing

  • EH

  • im so scared i dont if its real someone tell me please!!!!and i dont want to miss my bday ill be 9

  • R.E.M

    It's the end of the world as we know it!

    It's the end of the world as we know it!

    It's the end of the world as we know it!

    It's the end of the world as we know it!

    It's the end of the world as we know it!

    Bye!!!

  • on 2012 december 21st ill eat some breakfast watch tv eat something then watch more tv then eat lunch then play some video games then get something to drink the more video games the eat something then watch tv the go to sleep then ill do the same thing again the next day

  • @rahikanrajalfahad me to if i live! just kidding

  • I hear louphing what what you think this is funny? Well listen its not buddy its not funny people are worried so fuck you for making this.

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  • did we died?

  • ya the predict the world will end every six years so shot u fools out there u are wasteing ur time talking about it

  • Laughing is good, too many angry people around us...

  • thats funny specialy while bwing high

  • omg, thats so hilarious... the world will NOT end in 2012 the bible says you will not know the hour day or year. Anyways, why are we so scared for 2012 -- everyone could be wrong and the end of the world could be tomorrow! Why don't we just all live our life the best we can and except that we don't always know what's coming and that we CAN'T ALWAYS be right!

  • @nnudell i actually agree with this, in part, im not a religious person, but i will say, life is too short, an we should live every day to its fullest and with as few regrets as humanly possible, and treat people as we wish to be treated

  • ima do a bunch of E cuz if the worlds gona end its gona have the most vibrant colors anyone ever saw and ima bust a nut lookin at tha madness haha

  • after 2012 the movie 2012 will be a crack up XD

  • ok so there will be an ice age again, will we see any saber-toothed tigers or mammoths or FUK 2012

  • what the fuck is this saturday night live

  • this is fake 

  • this pissis me off dude this is fake

  • yeah most oF us will go to HELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • jeez,i bet this guy really hates canada

  • xDDDD

  • fake oh how sick you people are that think of doomsday! >:(|)

  • On dec 2012 Likely Extra Doomy, and a side of an Apocalypse

  • Dont worry its fake.

  • Damn canadians!

  • Great editing bro

  • Yeah,well its not 2012 yet.

  • im looking forward to this ha

  • evil men rule this world make no mistake.Not just america.What i gather is this.U know thoes cheim trails u see in the sky.I dont think that there isnt a contenent that doesnt have them.Hence they r all together in these things.?One agenda all together.working against the people of the planet.Ether way there all doing it.What r they spraying on us.Is this why some people just seem to go nuts.Need to queit arguing with one another long enough to stand as one.Have one voice.TELL US THE TRUTH

  • In a pyramid, when the base begin to splinter, the top fall.

    So let us splinter ourself, and see the fall of Illuminati, or some cowards at this top.

  • Ha Ha Ha what a bunch of Idiots its 2011 and there still a border dividing USA and Mexico and Pesos don't fly here but take some Dollars down south and you can buy anything at inflated prices . too many wackos spewing crap from their mouth like this shit here.

  • dickhead

  • I think joining together as one is a good idea. the goverment spends more time fighitng between each other then actualy trying to solve and fix solutions and that is a fact

  • Americans are not free.....When I go to Canada I feel the weight of imprisonment lift as I enter into true freedom! I never see police harassing anyone in Canada and the second I get back into the Unites States there are police everywhere harassing everyone they can. I am so tired of these cops trying to take our freedom away. They are now lying saying that they have felonies on people they don't have anything on just to get them to turn over info....They did this to me! Fuck the pigs. FIGHT!

  • This guy needs his dick sucked.

  • The nuclear hurricane should be fun. If the nuclear exposure continues to spread and increase, thats very well possible.

  • great video. You are spot on.........

  • Vino Doamne Isuse Hristoase !

  • 21st 2012 theonly disaster that will happen is my drains will get blocked up from me having the shits after the night befores curry.

  • 2012 21st December I will wake up say FAIL turn on my Xbox360 and say FAIL I will have a wank and say Meh...... I will eat some food that expires 2012 21st December and say FAIL I will fly to the moon and say FAIL I will fly to Niribu and say FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAUL F

  • I never believed the conspiracy theory's either but the same molten metal was doing st the bottom of building 7 as well as the towers ( iron from thermate)

  • ExposingChristianitydotcom

    JoyofSatandotcom

  • when i wake up 20 december i will open a beer and will be drinking till the next day and laugh my ass off!

  • @monkeyjeroen lol i will bet you $1.oo you wont lol

  • Anyone who believes this is gay.

  • On 2012 december 21st ima wake up and be looking foward to saturday

  • @lilazncookiekid The world will not end...just the people on it.

  • @lilazncookiekid cuz it will be Friday Friday!

  • honestly, people who still think the world is going to end after being shown again and again that it isn't going to, the only thing left it ridicule, very funny :D

  • hahaha I think 2012 december 21st I will be peaceful as now :).

  • well after the weather dude, your full of shit! this might be...and this might happen..man get the fuck outta here you took a really funny deal and fucked it up with your conspiracy shit...fuckin stupid..

  • LOL

  • damn.. that means i have to pick up the kids early  again

  • why should i believe this? Weather people fail they say its gonna rain and sometimes it doesnt they say its gonna sunny it fucking rains lol

  • not even 2012 yet....

  • watch? v = _hoj2qJyZZk

    end of the world, however, will not happen see why!

    link in the description of

  • Oh no.. this is what they said in um. 2000, 2001, 2005, now 2012?

  • @HARDYZrock14 my friend it dont "began" at 1999-2000 this crazy Fantasy´s are they since human´s came but i thik its funny a little bit like.. : i say every day it will be rain an if its goin to rain some day even its 20 years later i can say "see i told you" and with this "World End Theory´s" its the same.. just smile ;)

  • @HARDYZrock14 this is different. 2012 is not just some superstition like what they had at the turn of the millenium, and 2006, which was only feared for because of the 'date of the devil' (june 6th 2006, 6.6.06). 2012 is in some ways backed up by science, and most importantly, the accurate mayan calendars that predict the end of the world in 2012. what they fear will happen in 2012 is that the poles will shift rapidly and you know what that means.. major destruction on earth.

  • @GermanPeoplePerson There were many mayan calendars, why should 1 guarantee the end of the world? I say, BULLSHIT :)

  • its 2011 wheres my ID card hmmmmmm???????????

  • haha so fake

  • -329 shit man thats fucking freezing

    

  • too stupid

  • too funny

  • what the hell guys there just trying to scare us! Im 10 and i kno this is another myth that world is gonna end they said that the world was gonna end in 2000 but uh yeah still living! Oh and if u didnt notice LOL HE IS FUNNY!!

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  • its the end of the world as we know but i feel fine

  • I hope all USA go first,

  • @janina5656 lik my donkey balls imbecile

  • this isnt funny, if its the end of the world were all gonna be dead and that is the best tpic to joke about right? >:(

  • dear oh dear guys....

  • world will end in Iraq.

  • hahahahah this is so funny u guys are angry hes nt a real newsman and this is not a real news report hes just talking and playing around on a green screen

  • from another story of 2012 it proves curlingrock0 correct because the area where the impact from the meteoer that killed the dinosaurs started extreme earthquakes every 1000 years or so and is located in the caribean and the next is predicted to happen from now to 2020 and it is recorded to be bad enough to kill south america almost instantly and woul explain the haiti earthquake and the volcanic eurption that happen somwhere

  • tu solo, that aint 2012 thats probly 1982 and the guy may be used green screen

  • stupid Canadians can't even pick one language to use 

  • *gasp*

  • OMFG! If you guys believe this guy, shame on you... Though i have to say on saddam, he is probs right.

    Paranoid honestly...

  • *groan*

  • any one notice tht pic of obama kinda look like a colored mug shot

  • why don't we start building huge space ships so we can all survive :)

  • @ejc45 Where would you Gas up the space ships? They will run out of fuel.

  • @timrocket2008 there are ways....

  • @ejc45 Your answer is only relevant to "How" but I asked "Where".

  • @timrocket2008 Not if you have a hydrogen powered ship. Hydrogen is the most plentiful element in the universe, you can just find a nearby star and scoop it up there.

  • @rbilleaud good luck getting to a star lol

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  • no silly boys we all hope the ones who got us into this crap go first

  • Us British have big ships! your gonna die biatch !!!

  • lolllllllllllll we middel east go last , after u guys

  • Keep hoping dikwads

  • This shit aint a damn bit funny. It may be so hard to believe but what if it ever was to really happen. I have a future planned for myself and I dont wont the world to end right now.

  • @RayRoark2009 I hope the wolr dint going to end in 2012... I got my life! im 13 years old :D but logically... what are the chances of world ending? i mean this was predicted many times before.

  • @RayRoark2009 agreed hope the world dont end

  • @RayRoark2009

    I agree i have a future planned and it is very hard if the world ends and I won't want the world to end if my future is at stake

  • @RayRoark2009 i have plans too i dont want it to end not with all the things i would like to make up for

  • @TheNoisycricket96 I know, + I have friends that I wanna hang out and work with when I graduate from college. I really look forward doing that and I dont want it to end myself.

  • @RayRoark2009 sure its funny. i think it's really funny. i'm also super scared for my sorry ass, mate, dont think you're the only one, but we might as well take it lightly and be good-humoured, rather than start spreading hate messages of fear and destruction, cos there's nothing we can do about it anyways. no point in crawling under your bed and spending the rest of these two years sobbing.. take a joke, laugh a little, and love while you can, cause you never know when its all going to be over.

  • @RayRoark2009 yeah!HEY WEATHER MAN YOU KNOW 2012 WE WILL DIE ALL!!!!SO WHATS WITH THE LAUGHING

  • @RayRoark2009 It's not going to end....Science has proven otherwise.

  • @RayRoark2009

    You ever consider that it is *funny* because it isn't true? That people are stupid enough to believe a load of horse shit such as this?

    I have a future planned to.

    It's to get up the day after to point and laugh at those individuals that said it was true until they refuse to venture forth outside of their house ever again, due to lack of common sense.

  • WELL THEY ARENT GOING TO GET ANYWHERE....

  • racism much ^^

  • God will be here when this happens... he always is thru history of mankind!!!

  • We have a few spells of DEATH and a chance of heavy PAIN coming in through the next few days.

  • lol epic

  • u know I'm happy this is going to happen too u's

  • a fail so epic, it's almost a win...

  • ......comedy fail

  • think its funny if its true dont be scared if god is here he will stop this mess

  • this is crazy

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -____-

  • Oh and Man-Bear-Pig to. P.S. the actual report was hilarious.

  • Oh and Man-Bear-Pig to.

  • this shows how immature you are this sjould noy even be on the web you should be the first to go

  • Are you looking for an action/adventure Indiana Jones style novel involving Nibiru and extreme weather conditions revealed in ancient scroll? email me.

  • Not funny, pricks

  • When he said many people shall die you heard life.

  • this is fake because people are laughing......

  • america is not under threat , AMERICA IS THE THREAT to the world by its bad actions!

  • HOW IS THIS FUNNYYY WHat if lets say we all wake up on 2012 dec 21 it isnt trueee!!!!! I dont even want to dieee and plus i heard on the kane show said that were not GOING TOOO DIE ON 2012 ... I DONT WANT TO DIEEEE IM SCAREDDDD ABOUT THIS !!! :((( I HAVE A GOOD LIFE NOW !!!!!! I WANT IT TO BE LIKE IT FOREVERRRRR AND EVERRRR !!!!! IM GOING TO MISS MY FRIENDS IF WE ALL DIE ON 2012!!!! THERE PROBALLY MAKING THIS FOR MONEYYY ANYHOW IT ISNT TRUEEE GO TO GOOGLE CALENDER WILL TELL UUU ..

  • @HeyILIKETOSING228 No dont be scared its all OK this is all fake why would people be laughing when other people die? ITS OK so dont worry just trust god and if the world ends before you get old and die jesus well save you cause by the time the world ends it shall be to late to trust him so hurry up and trust him now.

  • what the hell does the inmate populations have to do with the end of the world or nine eleven this is fucking stupid. you and your conspiracy theorist just pull this out of your ass. don't you?

  • Like Darryl Makk says, people wanting to hold conferences on global warming, should be required to do so outdoors, on the plains of Saskatchewan, in January.

  • 2012 december 21st i wake up and say FAIL

  • Oh yeah, part of the rant talks about how there are more people in prison in America than in Russia and China combined. This is technically true, but Russia ranks just behind the US in prison population per capita. China ranks number 115, near the bottom of the list. However, according to Amnesty International, China executes more prisoners than the rest of the world combined! The death penalty can be imposed for things like cheating on your taxes or stealing fossils.

  • Wow. This started out as a comedy bit, but after the first minute there is some sort of glitch and it starts over. Then we get hit in the head with a bunch of tin-foil political conspiracy crap. What's that all about?

  • lol i thought it was comedic

  • what the hack 2012 is so so fake

  • @CanadianPetitions if the world didn't end and we didn't die I'm the one who will kill you you bastard now thats a bet

  • Junk prediction of millennium is 2012 Dec 21, a total crap.

  • Proof the World WON'T End 2012 from NASA. I'd take their word over national geographic or this quack!

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  • Canadians has bad attitudes.

  • @mst882 you fool!!! i wonder how your brain never told you that i was trying to shorten my words! you must be a freaking canadian i guess!!!

  • @Mrcyberboy18 whats worse than a canadian you guest it an american

  • WHOEVER DID DIS IS SUCH A FOOL!!! ITS 2010 N THERE'S STILL NO 'NATIONAL ID' WOT A FOOL!!! SUCCEED IN MAKIN MOCKERY OF UR DUMB ASS SELF!!!!

  • this isnt funny

  • love each other :) and use the new amazing technologies to move away from any incomming new catastrophy. but remeber: without love.. it is the biggest and worst civilization catastrophy ever.

  • -329C is below absolute zero? wtf. o.O

  • @vipersrules

    Is possible

  • @TheShadow8888 how so

  • @vipersrules

    The temperature can be in Antarctica as low as -70 degrees Celcius (-94 degrees Fahrenheit). the absolute 0 = 0 Celsius..... but 0 Celcius is = 32 F

  • @TheShadow8888 No, you're wrong.

    Absolute Zero is −273.15°C. Therefore it can't be a temperature under that.

    en.wikipedia(dot)org/wiki/Abso­lute_zero

    Learn 2.

  • @vipersrules

    Yeeaahhh sorry... I confused with Kelvin... in earth you cannot find that temperature even in Pluto.. LOOK THIS VIDEO "The Birth of the Universe Big Bang and Beyond"

    You can see at 1:15 that the temperature goes below 1 billion Degrees F.

  • @TheShadow8888 I know...

    You can't find that temperature anywhere..

    Theoretically it's there.. but evidence shows that it can't really be reproduced...

    I think the closet people have gotten is like 0.0000001 kelvin or something like that..

  • dude u can hear laughing in te backround u sh*it

  • i hope south and north america goes first.

  • USA USA USA USA USA USA

    FUCK CANABITCH!!!!!

  • THIS IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL, ITS EQUIVALENT TO TELLING A MAN HE MAY HAVE CANCER AND 3 DAYS TO LIVE THEN MAKE FUN OF HIM, WHO ARE YOU TO SAY NOTHING MAY HAPPEN. WHAT IF IT DOSE?

  • @SQUISHNESH calm the fuck down.

  • fire him :L just imagin the weather lady on sky news saying all of that on the 20th december 2012

  • @KTHrocks LMAOO

  • LOFnL!!!!!!!! not funny D'oH