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  • "trying to outsmart god" HAHAHAh

  • bill maher is a schmock :)

  • Cooking? Death.

    Reading? Death.

    Watching TV? Death.

    Praying? Death.

    Sleeping? Death.

    Going to the bathroom? Death.

    Walking, talking, breathing? Death, death, death.

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  • 'schmuck'

  • I don't understand people. Religion can be beneficial in some ways such as leading a correct course of life with a clean mind. Everyone has a conscience, whether you believe in god or not. Just look at it logically. All science does it back of facts about facts, its flawless, you cant deny that. On the other hand, two naked ppl in the woods bite an apple and the world changes. like wtf man?? comon guys, just get real man.... get real.

  • 9:09 LoL

  • hey tide come in tide goes out

  • 1:34 - Meshuggah.

  • Iran has never denied the holocaust. The do not want the State of Israel to exist, they are not saying "kill all jews"...

    I couldn't care less, I just wish people would check quotes and see what people actually said. Too many people are easily led and let themselves be manipulated.

    Anyways, peace to all mankind. Bill Maher superb documentary.

  • I don't get what all of these "Bill was so rude to the rabbi!" people are talking about. Were we hearing the same thing? If anything, the rabbi was the rude one because he didn't give Bill a word in edgewise and completely dodged the simplest questions. FAIL.

    As for the 2006 conference in Iran, the Shi'ite look upon the Jews as "impure" and the point of the conference was to minimize the magnitude of this horrid event in order to deny the legitimacy of the State of Israel. It is what it is.

  • Many things in these videos are misleadig and false one such example is that Maher says Krishna, the god of India was a carpenter.Bullshit!!!! Maher is a liar and an imposter trying to show he is damn cool and others are stupid. I am an Indian and lord Krishna was not a carpenter for all the worlds information.

  • Wow, Mormons...wow

  • Missouri? What makes my boring home state so special to Mormons?

  • 2:03....

    COOL!!!

  • racist mormons...

  • let me finnish

  • im interested in knowing what happens in israelite hospitals on sabbath. wait, do they even have hospitals in israel?

  • So a jew can't light his own cigarette on sabbath?

  • "Because the people who wrote Bible fucked up"

  • I knew Christianity was a joke, Mormonism and Scientology are out of the park stupid but I didn't realize the Jewish religion was a serious contender for the 'retarded beliefs award' as well.

  • @deathtakes666 There's some apeshit stuff in it too

  • @deathtakes666 It's a religion. What did you expect?

  • mormon fuzz lol

  • Although I agree with much of this film, Maher has once again proven himself to be a pseudo-liberal, establishment CUNT.

    Now I am not necessarily an Iran-fan, but Ahmadinejad never said he wishes to wipe israel off the map. This lie has been parroted again and again by "journalists" (spineless whores) on both sides of the left-right paradigm that is our mainstream media.

    Search "what did Ahmadinejad REALLY say" on YT.Or better yet, spend 5 min. on google.

    (apparently, thats too hard for Maher)

  • @DJpopel thumbs up for real djpopel

  • I wanted to hit Bill when he is interrupting the jewish guy all the time.

  • @GrungeBouke He can't conceal his Zionist identity.

  • Religion is a neurological disorder, it is a form of psychosis in my humble opinion.

  • Why is that jewish guy's phone number trying to dial itself all the time?

  • that jewish dude made me laugh

  • Hey, that Tal Bachman, ex mormon in the video is the son of the Bachman Turner Overdrive, the "She´s so high" guy?

  • HAHHAHAAH the anti-zionist is filibustering him....hahaha

  • I have NEVER seen and heard sooooooooo much bullshit in my life.

  • jew boy has crazy eyes!!!

  • maher get unset when he touch is religion, the religion of the holocaust

  • Wow. MAry was lucky. I'm pretty sure God would have been perfect in bed.

  • Lolz now i know what Hitlers mistake was. He couldnt wait 100 years until their dumb ideas own themselves. 70 years gone. 30 more years and there are no more jews coz their whole religion is fucked up

  • ya can't be serious with these gadgets. you're just tryin' to trick your own belief system with these.

  • What rabbis in their right mind would go visit ahmedinijad!? Urgh that clip was sickening, what a vile hypocrite.

  • FIRE BAD!

  • guess what....mormons have more money than you lol epic failure

  • i love religious people who prove their own stereotypes right

  • 7:30 So you are basicly trying to outsmart god?

  • I was once a very religious person. But after watching this, I realized how silly and ridiculous I was. lol.

  • You ever notice how utterly dishonest and just plain evasive these religious fanatics are?

  • I can think of nothing more likely to provoke me to murder someone than Bible Camp. I'm sorry, but my bullshit tolerance level just couldn't handle that.

  • let me just finish!! ...(bulshit babblibg) let me finish ! lemme finish!

  • thumbs up if you want to punch the rabbi in the face

  • Bible camp was easily the worst experience of my life. I remember my grandma wanted me and my sister to be catholic but my parents didn't want to force us, but my parents convinced me that it would be fun so I agreed. Boy was I mistaken. My sister loved it but I was so miserable all the singing and retarded stories, I mean I was only like 8 but the bible stories killed me. Next year my parents asked me if I wanted to go back I said NO and they just laughed. I'm so glad my parents are Athiest.

  • I always thought I was crazy … until I saw these guys and their 'gadgets' LOL!

  • Does anybody else notice that Bill Maher doesn't really listen?

  • Chokolokomoko... I love you.

  • he should have still let the doc explain what he found on the speaking in tongues thing. i'da wanted to know what he had to say about it.

  • Bill should have stayed after 6:15; it's often argued that Ahmadinejad's words were misrepresented, and Bill should have at least stayed long enough to hear the rabbi out.

  • @beepbeepimaification So fucking true, I actually liked Bill until i saw this part.

  • 7 people are blindfolded!

  • LET HIM FINISH!!!!!1

  • Bill is such a liar...he never said anything about wiping Israel off the map he said he wants 2 wipe off the Zionist regime out from Israel....and he also said the Holocaust was a far stretch from the actual facts, he never said it never took place....this documentary is the work of Zionist propaganda machines.

  • @beepbeepimaification Hmmm, then I guess the Rabi lied too, 'cause he said the exact quote was he wanted Isreal to disappear! So, who's lying?

  • @nvieira100 funny how he cuts off the rabbi right when he was trying to explain what he meant.........we all know everything "MADE IN AMERICA" is a Hollywood Fairytale...wake up

  • @beepbeepimaification Uhhhh are you kidding???? That rabbi never stopped talking!!!! LOL What, he was supposed to let this guy ramble on with his nonsense for the entire movie? NOT!  Rabbi had more than enough time to make his point. The problem was he didn't have a leg to stand on therefore, all he could do was ramble on.

  • @beepbeepimaification im fed up with seeing ur fucking comments, Bill rules and GOD doesnt exist!!!!! END OF

  • @fsROCKNROLL shut up before I slap a penis into your mouth, if only your head wasn't so far up your ass you might realize what is actually going on in the world........Bill worships SATAN and clearly admits it, meaning if there is a SATAN there is a GOD.

  • @beepbeepimaification this isnt about fuckin satan, he is saying its crazy to think such things as some was born a virgin, walked on water, the talking snake etc as clearly none of it is real

  • QUESTION!

    Why do most Jews sound the same?

  • @alZiiHardstylez alZii, get back to making songs, DJ's arent allowed to do other things. :)

  • @molololtow I'm trying to learn :(

  • @alZiiHardstylez the jews are all related the 12 tribes of israel had 2 jew tribes and 10 arab tribes the jew tribes all bred together the arabs did not thats why the jews all look alike think alike sound alike and act alike they are all inbred mmmmkay 666 hail satan hail lord shiva too just in case

  • Up until now Maher has been dynamite, but in the interview with the Rabbi he's pretty rude and childish. We know he can tear religious nutters apart with his knowledge and quick wit so I don't get why in this interview he is mainly just interrupting and scoffing. Coupled with the slightly sus editing style I reckon it's the weakest point so far... He's still an effing genius though.

  • LOL!! 9:13 LOL!!!!!!

  • That fucking jew is annoying :D

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  • Thought Islam sucks. This is worse, if not the worst!

  • lol schmuck

  • what movie is that at 1:11?

  • Ironically, people who speak in tongues are indistinguishable from monkeys.

  • 8:40 "schmuck" .... I nearly died.

  • @Zhippy Hahaha... That made me hungry. :)))

  • @Zhippy me to i loled hahaha

  • Who is that utter prick at 3:40, please? 

  • bill is so crap that he tried to present the bad image of every religion,for exemple there r so many rabbai,s in america and israel but he leave,s behind them and went to a controversial rabbai and a father who is totally ignorant of christianity and then he went to an imam who cant speak english clearly he is not trying to present the truth but he is trying to say that what he blive is right shame on u bill

  • bill is so crap that he tried to present the bad image of every religion,for exemple there r so many rabbai,s in america and israel but he leave,s behind them and went to a controversial rabbai and a father who is totally ignorant of christianity and then he went to an imam who cant speak english clearly he is not trying to present the truth but he is trying to say that what he blive is right shame on u bill

  • WTF! Dark skin is a curse from god???? Jesus himself was Middle-Eastern with dark brown skin, pitch black hair and black eyes! Jeez! I'm glad I'm an atheist! Jesus and all other religion sucks! Amen to that! 'nuff said. Give me a thumbs up if you believe in me.

  • Nah, nah, seid nisch Meschuggeh!

  • At 8:38 does someone say "He's a shmuck." ?? Lol

  • @lovelymissabby

    just shmuck

    not hes a

  • moshokodmo sata kotokata masheetee

  • At 8:47 umm 150 atmospheres of air pressure??? Now there's a bomb just waiting to go off. Why would anybody go out of their way to ride in that death trap?

  • HAHAHAHA THATS AHMADINEJAD! so funny see a jewish hugging the one that condems them all!!!

  • on behalf of Israel and Jewish people alike, i would like to apologize to the world to Rabbi Dovid Weiss. he is the worst example of jewish people, religious or irreligious, and such great Rabbis like him are probably the main reason i don't believe in the bible.

    or should i say "Thank you Weiss for being such a stupid ass-hole, because of you i can watch this movie and enjoy it more than any bible lesson i had in my life. who knows, without men like you i might believe in talking snakes!"

  • @panterist Ya know what I hate even more? Fucked up religious Jews forcing fellow fucked up Muslims out of their own homes to make rooms for the new influx of immigrants coming from Europe. Religion made Hitler kill Jews, and now because of stuff said in bible, Jews are forcing Muslims out of their own homes which is causing them to strap themselves with bomb and blowing up everything in sight. There's a divine justice there somewhere I'm sure.

  • @panterist I meant too say Christian Hitler killed all the Jews, then the Jews started settling in Palestine because it said so in the old testament therefore uprooting all the Muslims from there home (in which they had been residing for over 2,000 years) then the pissed off Muslims started strapping bombs to themselves and blowing up Christians. No there's a divine punishment there somewhere, I'm sure! Amen to that!

  • Tal Bachman :20 Re. Ex mormons interview. Is the son of guitarist Randy Bachman of The Guess Who / BTO (Bachman Turner Overdrive) . And is a great musician in his own right. Check out his video on You Tube... Tal Bachman - She's So High.

    Canada Rocks.

  • "There's a party in my pants, and everbodies coming"

  • Unfortunately Bill Maher during his interview with Rabbi Dovid Weiss intervened unnecessarily often, thereby creating a tense athmosphere.

    So here the viewers get better informed by reading the Dovid Weiss wiki.

    But dont get me wrong: Bill Maher and his documentary as a whole is brilliant.

  • my psyche analysis of christans

    the bible and religion = lebotimization ;Cause and Effect: unexamined minds and and unwilling to accecpt the reality of there own sate of mind and in some cases clearly UNABLE to see fit there own experience as relevent bringing forth euphoric moments developed upon delusional perception that resembles characteristic and features of psychosis and schizophrenia

  • "Because the people who wrote the bible fucked up?" Hahahaha love it.

  • 8:39 SHMOKKK

  • im so fucking glad my family that WAS jewish has been atheist for a century. lucky meeee!!!!

  • "WHY AM I PLEASING, IF HE TOOK AWAY NY LEGS"

    epic.

  • In case you are interested, Ahmadinejad apparently didn't say Israel should be wiped out, but rather that "the occupational regime of Israel has to become history", have a look at youtube.com/watch?v=_qABivxkf8­E 3:00 if you understand German. I'm just quoting, though, I haven't researched it.

  • Is that Jeff Goldblum at 07:10

  • fuck israel

  • Observing the Sabbath? Well then here's my first question: What if your house happens to burn on that specific day (just for the sake of argument!!!!!)- this means ur not aloud to use the fire extinguisher, ur not allowed to use the phone to call the fire brigade and ur not even allowed to use the water hose or turn on the tap to fill a bucket with water cause both things constitute an action. Yeah... my guess is ur totally screwed.

  • Bill is very religious when it comes to talking about isrealis occupying palistinians and he wants to see them under isreali brutality and he dznt need the bible to justify it either

  • Jews are not a race...

    oh i'm sorry,did i just say that?

  • @ILoveRavenc of course they're not, they're arrogant assholes, but I guess all religious people are like that, god I hate them (no pun intended)

  • @ILoveRavenc they are you fucking dipshit it's called hebrew

  • @jackstein104

    No, they're not. And neither are you. And neither am I.

    We are all one race - HUMANS!

    Fucking idiots, when will your get it through your thick skull?!

    THERE IS ONLY DIFFERENT NATIONALITY OR ETHNICITY OR SKIN COLOR, THERE IS NO OTHER RACE OTHER THAN HUMAN!

    But hating people on the basis of their skin color was called racism (don't know why).

    Hebrew is a RELIGION, Jewish people are MIDDLE EASTERNERS by ETHNICITY, they are ISRAELI by NATIONALITY and they are HUMANS by RACE.

    Mor(m)ons!

  • @jackstein104 Hebrews are not a race either...

    seriously child go learn a little bit geography and history before you start barking like a dog.

    guess ur name is proof enough why ur mad at me now.

    look,simply because ur people have some sort of...historical role to play does not make them anything close to a race so my suggestion,go educate urself,i'll even give you a hint,there are african, asian and caucasian ,ur hebrew shitheads do not fit next to them but under them.

  • @ILoveRavenc ok so if your jewish and both your parents are, and you stop believing in god what can you call yourself? seriously why would even argue against that. jews are an ethnoreligious group. instead of me reading a fucking geography book, you should read a fucking history book.

  • @jackstein104 then i call myself an atheist.i am still jewish but that did not in any way dispute what i just told you,you still did not prove that jews are a race.and i told you to read a geography book because once again,you are in a very wide spread and dumb opinion that jews are a race which they genetically are not.

    suggestion nr 2,stay away from words that are too big for your brainpower like "ethnoreligious" dear boy,you'll make less of a fool out of urself.

    ur just funny :).

  • @jackstein104 im jewish but am an atheist......

  • waw so much debate over religious issues :)

    Guys enjoy the movie, it's just for fun, religion shouldn't get to much attention

    You can try to be good without god looking behind your back you know :P :)

  • Kaleshakikalokotomomalequetoko­moloqueto I love u

  • Judaism is just as insane and stupid as christianity.

  • 'Let me finish!'...lol

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  • Dark skin is a sin... lol.... Jesus lived in Arabia under the sun, like he was light toned? He probably had black hair, dark coloured eyes, dark skin.

  • dum dum dum dum dum

  • Ok, here in the interview with the Rabbi Maher is getting really ignorant!

  • that Rabbi is a fucking idiot. afraid to let Bill talk and have his faith questioned.

    yeah, that's the way to convince people you're right, shout over them and don't let them speak.

  • damn i didn't realize mormonism was racist, no wonder most of them are white

  • " you don't say 'never again', you say 'again'! "

  • let me finish!!

  • @Fuckingflesheater No wait, let me finish, wait let me finish.

  • if i were a person in that wheelchair, i might say to myself why am i going to these lengths to please God who's taken away my legs to begin with? PAWNED

  • @qawserftgyuh Think you mean powned

  • blah blah blah blah I love you. LMAO!

  • FIRE... BAAADD!

  • Wanna know something funny? I heard from a lesson on Israel that it's actually AGAINST the jewish religion to set up a promised land before God gives unto them a promised land himself! DUDE, Israel is like.. an abomination man! There are plenty of Jewish people that are all: To hell with israel people! LITERALLY!

    So if that's true... give the palestines back their land already! OH WHATEVER, YOU'RE ALL ARABS ANYWAYS! 

  • @18rus actually arabs strictly come from the united arab emirates as i'm to understand

  • @18rus as I'm to understand Arabs come strictly from the United Arab Emirates, you could say they're all brown people from the middle east

  • @mechanoid2k

    i'm not gonna lie to you mate, I have not the slightest on Arabs.

  • @18rus hehe me either there are a couple things i know but i can't say i spend much time researching them

  • @mechanoid2k

    Fair play amigo, fair play.

  • I've seen conspiracy theorists side with the rabbi and ahmadijenad...Shows that they've got the crazy. So many of them are anti-jewish too and call Bill a Zionist. What a bunch of idiots...

  • I can state, as a former Christian who has done the whole 'speaking in tongues' thing, that it is indeed bullshit and I felt like a complete dickhead in doing it, whether the hundred or so people I was with were doing it too or not. It was one of the main things about the church that made me wonder what the fuck I was doing there with those nutcases, and why I was doing the same thing as them :p

  • @warriorofwrestling Thanks for the insight into this bollocks. I was pissing myself watching the moronic bloke at 3"33 saying I love you in a 14 second hysterical rant ! No one would make up such a stupid language

  • @warriorofwrestling I am not religious but have been dragged to church also. I felt ridiculous juststanding there while everyone sung and held there hands up high. I didn't feel bad when I walked out. Got free pancakes for going though!

  • @darrylsh haha, funny you mention free pancakes. when I went to church as a kid my mom used to give me cookies afterwards. So I pretended to be a good little christian every sunday^^ I also felt stupid for not knowing the lyrics to the songs :P still don't :D

  • speaking in tongues seem to be at least a meditative practice. well dear friends, let me tell you a well hidden secret: there are more categories of the human mind than "bullshit", "fuck" or even "sucks"...

  • @galahad237 When people do the whole 'speaking in tongues' thing they're supposed to be communicating with God in doing so-it's like a private language no-one else will understand. They won't understand it, because it's just gibberish. I don't doubt some people really believe speaking in tongues is not ridiculous and that they actually are communicating with the Lord, but in reality, they're not. I never felt it meditative in any way, just a bit annoying

  • what an insane jew... he actually wants more of HIS people to be killed

  • chocho like a motopeia - SPEAKING OF TONGUE!

  • book of mormon or book of moron?

  • @IVscythia book of MORONS for sure

  • @IVscythia book of bullshit

  • hold on, do they think doing that stuff will make god kill you?

    can they not look around?

    can they not see the millions of people umm..... NOT DYING?!

    and plus if a jew was on life support on a sunday, what then?

    this is reduculous, well, all religeons are really...

  • "Oh yeah... Germany... Poland... well not any more because they're all dead..."

    BURRRRRN

  • LOL, dark skin is a sin. Jesus was a hebrew, he probably was like most Arab-semitic peoples a dark skinned person, not like a black negro, but a brown arab, or a north african like in Tunisia or Egypt. So jesus was a sinner? xD

  • @Metaldude1945 He looked almost exactly like Yassir Arrafat!

  • @sgtcrab1 Yupp true, he was a hebrew or a palestinian jew. The jews we know now, the most of them are just converted Europeans, not Hebrews or palestinian jews like back then.

  • why didnt Bill Maher, give the Jew a chance to talk, and to show Bill Maher didnt want to negotiate, with the jew he just stood up and left, to show he gave up. from 4:00 to on wards. you give your own opinion and research.

  • @Ammo150 bill didn't let the jew speak because if he did the rabbi would have been there probably all day and night talking until his body shut down and he passed out, I find that Jews and Christians are the number 1 people on the planet that will force their beliefs down your throat no matter how long it takes

  • why do these jews have the same annoying accent with their "let me finish first then you talk" ??? maybe stereotypes are true?

  • i see these clowns talk and i wish john lennon was still alive...

  • let him finish bill...THEN make fun of him. LMFAO i love these fucking idiots

  • I don't want to sound anti semetic but god damn. Orthodox jews look ridiculous.

  • These people are looney LOL

  • Tell us about Joseph Smith's Magic Glasses, Bill!

  • at 9:36

    and an even bigger problem might be: HOW DO YOU GET SOMEONE TO INSTALL THIS INTO THEIR BUILDING, IF THEYRE NOT COMPLETELY INSANE?

    LMMFAO

  • i hate jews i dont know why but the jewish stereotype is real and its waay to real

  • You're right... some douche would SO flag that.

    I was actually surprised at that bit... I was like 'WHOA, boobies... shock!'

  • the mormons are from the planet brainfu