Chris Crocker - Fly Swat (rap song)

[staticified]

i'm hated in my school by a few because i'm such a legend. this is my theme tune. =D

[praisegodforever123]

Love it!! -3 continue being the amazing person you are! Xoxoxox

[NavyKidz]

I love how he says "Big and Bad"

[MarieDunnBurton]

Hes hot!!

[anakamysantos]

Halleluja! :o he cut his hair :D he looks kinda cute :p

[ThatTerrariaKid]

teamdanny

[PokaDotRaveGirl]

omg chris crocker reminds me of rachel from big brother !!

[Sn00kyCr00ksWorld]

Lame

[sardsvib]

I love him! His personality, his music and his attitude! He's so straight forward. He doesn't listen to all the bullpoop people say. I love Chris!

[xXBrittanyInsanityXx]

Chris, you really are an inspiration. <3 I love you. :D

[thistal94]

No @gagexsmith he is saying they buzz like a bee like they talk shit like they are gonna actually do something (sting) but they are really stinging like a fly like saying they aren't doing shit

[TheShikaidou]

Probably my favourite Chris Crocker song! <3

[Dosagia]

0:00 - 0:17

[secretk33per]

Fly Swatter: Something to hit Trolls and/or Haters with.

[MissRominaMina]

He means. You act tough like a bee but your nothing but a fly. :) get it?? He's saying your not as tough as your acting.

[starwave1967]

great sounds

[gagexsmith]

im not hating but buzzing like a bee and stinging like a fly. its the other way around..

[Ericheavenly6]

@gagexsmith The point is that fly's don't sting. They're buzzing like a bee, but they can't really sting.

[LPSfan128]

too much "fuck" just because its a rap song doesnt mean you have to cuss in every line

[MrSkitchannel]

this is a song nicki minaj should rap in

[RockismyAir]

you are awesome person Chris 

[robee1226]

he reminds me of m n m

[LPHJHGuitar]

To the people who don't understand the chorus. "Buzzing like a bee" = Talking a whole bunch of shit about Chris, and threatening him, "Stinging like a fly" = They can't back it up.

[RIMA142142]

i loveeeee this song ! <3

[TAHA741852]

UR Gay But I love UR Song

[LightTheBlue]

Buzzin like a bee

but your stingin

like a fly

dumbass

[sassy2420]

Ima Fly Swat Cha!!

[SuperBerryLucious]

It says the f word too many times.like every 3seconds.

[ImaMonstaRAWRZ]

422 flys are mad

[BINHOMOTIELLI]

Muito bom cara, continue assim e fara tanto sucesso quanto a Brit!!

[DieMensLand]

He's actually really hot...just sayin



[jjj5541]

@DieMensLand , yea only when he dresses up, other than that, ew.

[TheSoljalisco]

A-MA-ZING SONG

[TattooJamesHanna]

Way to say the F word every 2 syllables......

[XLamourDuMondeX]

lovee itt!



[porkchop528]

LEAVE RAP MUSIC ALONE!!!!

[eeyeress]

gay rap.... r.i.p tupac

[cashcallsformoney]

One word to describe this....... Thisisone mothafuckinbadasssong!!!!!!

[YAELAYAELAYAELA]

Love this song!

[missannamakeup]

this dos not rim but still its amazin !!

[DreamerxTenTenxHyuga]

Haters make you famous Chris, just remember ;D. Keep up the good work ^^

[missannamakeup]

@DreamerxTenTenxHyuga lols

[NavyKidz]

@DreamerxTenTenxHyuga There is always a pack of haters behind a very successful person

[sardsvib]

Just ignore the haters.

[JulieBeck14]

Best song ever.! No joke.! <3

[invadermeh]

Thanks Chris for rapping, lets see how much this pisses of Kanye.

[Nolanzer]

OMG I love this song :)

[RuckaRuckaJank]

I cannot, from the bottom of my heart, begin to express just how fucking bad this "song" was. STFU

[TheShikaidou]

@RuckaRuckaJank And I cannot, from the bottom of my heart, begin to express just how much I disagree with you. STFU. You're mad because the song is about you.

[144starfire]

Rap Your Heart Away

[Nolanzer]

This song shows chris's rough side

[flame0731]

Side note: Your I guess more mature look makes you more attractive lol

[yeowenkai]

stfu bitch

[YotamaShoro]

@TheChrisWarman1 See, this makes sense to me!

[uc7q2yt812]

Chris is a cum guzzling gypsy licking frog jumping car driving life sucking cat humping butt hole punching carpet chewing piece of gay!!!!!

[uc7q2yt812]

This song sucks its so gay!

[sardsvib]

@uc7q2yt812 Of course it's gay. He's gay. And gay means happy. Thanks establishing it's great. And you can talk to me about sucking when you get better grammar. 

[TheSoljalisco]

best pop music nowdays? YES

[Mikiplayer247]

Haha at school, I sang this song in Gym Class. Everyone turned around and looked at me. LOL then my bestie sang along <3

[uc7q2yt812]

All y'all including Chris are being so gay right now.

[srwilliams1992]

ME LIKEY



[uc7q2yt812]

Your gay

[srwilliams1992]

@uc7q2yt812 YOUR MOM'S GAY

[NavyKidz]

@uc7q2yt812 no sh** idiot.

[smosheralison]

Not rap.. but I still love it!

[leeoh08red]

love it!!!

[emanu0777]

@montyu2365 u can do it better right? if all his songs sound like shit..why u keep listening to him? fuck you

[montyu2365]

@emanu0777 im a fucking wizard bitch. ill fuck your brain with my flow.

[iaminlovexdd]

Love it <33

[rocapelaswagg]

this is why people always hate on rap

[montyu2365]

all of your music sounds like shit.

[srwilliams1992]

@montyu2365 YOUR MOM SOUNDED LIKE SHIT LAST NIGHT!

[montyu2365]

@srwilliams1992 dude, have you seen my mom?

[srwilliams1992]

@montyu2365 no and I really dont want to lol she might look like you XD

[NavyKidz]

@montyu2365 Thats an opinion, and we dont care about yours.

[MsJonathanBrent]

@YotamaShoro OFCOURSE FLIES DO!!!! HUMAN-FLIES THAT IS!!!!!

[uc7q2yt812]

You are a cum guzzling gypsy humping but hole punching Cunt licker. And this song is so gay.

[missannamakeup]

@uc7q2yt812 u sound gayer rite now bitch with ur gross details just shut up no one likes trolls

[missannamakeup]

@missannamakeup oh fly swat u bitch dose!!!! dose!!!!

[sardsvib]

@uc7q2yt812 Of course it's gay, he's gay, you dumb dumb. No duh it's gonna be gay. And, btw, this was written to haters like you. :D Good day.

[PyroThePremo]

Wow this is actually good O_O

[411lizzie]

OMG!! Me and my friends do this this when someone says something mean (ignorant) we do this thin with our hands and shout FLYSWAT

[ElggigProductions]

dont u mean buzzing like a fly and stinging like a bee?

[ceesayssorry]

YES.

[kmpkid]

DAYUM BOI This guys got talent...I LOVE YOU CHRIS

[kmpkid]

Just be cuz im feminine like dolly parton dosent mean you wont get hit when the wig comes of and who the fuck you think you tink you foolin fool im muthafuckin nuckin fool proof LOVE HIM

[ZombiesR4Family]

2:23 you remind me of Nikki Minaj

[sardsvib]

I love it!

[drunkymunky87]

.....oh dear jesus,i'm sorry that I listened to this:/

[ethanjupiter]

ncc about to termenate...XD

[kilix15]

I love this Song :)

[xXGodxOfxGearsXx]

Ha! Oh Chris, If you tryed to hurt someone in real life....Let's just say you get laid the fuck out.

[Jazin]

OMG this is from my favorite video!!!!!!!! <3

[YotamaShoro]

I was being a dick. Must everyone take me so seriously? XD I like the song, it's fun. 'Nuff said. :) I mean, c'mon...Chris told us he had to grab his eyes by the "nostrils" if he wanted to wink XP

[StephyBC13]

omg i love the beginning!!!! well and the middle and end but espcially the beginning

[POPTARTSish]

Love ur new vids! And ur songs are really catchy! :)

[wtfbroilylol]

oh my goodness hes so cool!!!!

[xxpumkingutsxx]

._. I'm not the only one who thinks it tickles or stings when flies land on me then?! :3

[princessjluvzeminem]

MY FAVORITE SONG BY CHRIS CROCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAAHHH!!!! I LOVE YOU CHRIS CROCKER!!!!!

[msraymond]

@ipodvssony lol



[icelily2010]

i love this music, edgy, great voice,the beats are hot!!! your great

[TheSoljalisco]

love it chris, keep on with this

[YoshiMystu002]

Michael Alig but a Better version!.. dope song! lol

[rahrahissie]

fly's don't sting :) Just saying c:

[LPHJHGuitar]

@rahrahissie Watch the video called (i think) GIMME MY FLYSWAT! or something like that, in his videos. Buzzin' like bee, means their just talkin shit, stingin' like a fly, means they have nothing to back that up with,

[UnfortunatelyScene]

@rahrahissie That's what he's saying, flies don't sting so they hurt. :)

[TheShikaidou]

This is my anthem.

[troublemaker874]

400 people r rebecca black lovers

[ThatIsWhatYouGet]

Hahahaha rocks...

[msraymond]

i cant help but laugh whenever i hear this

[Cammydgaf]

LOVE IT! <3

[mommyofone51]

this song was uploaded on my sons bday i love it!!!!



[MissMagpie1997]

@YotamaShoro No, that's the point I think.

[iwasborntobeme13]

you suck, act white. your like 30 with drama. wtf?

[aznrunner]

you look good as a boy

[HelloHelIoOnTheTv]

Wow <3

[mad7o7]

I like it

[apasionado888]

did you write that??????? it's amazing! 

[CJandZac]

Tupac would kill you if he heard this.

[msraymond]

@CJandZac lmao!!

[icelily2010]

This is hot

[YotamaShoro]

Do flies sting?

[BLBx07]

@YotamaShoro Apparently..

[megaree9]

@YotamaShoro that's...kinda the point...

[krthriller]

@YotamaShoro I think the point is that they make noise like a bee, but they sting like a fly (which doesn't sting) therefore their "bark" is worse than their "bite"

[SexyCocoaShow]

@YotamaShoro I think thats the point, they don't.

[TrashyTrannyTime]

@YotamaShoro no, thats the point. the flies are acting like bees. the flies arent doing anything but buzzin in his ear.

[Arenotelicon]

@YotamaShoro They don't. That's the point. Thumbs down for obliviousness.

[tmicmagic]

@YotamaShoro i think they just puke they food up

[YotamaShoro]

@tmicmagic Yes! They regurgitate an enzyme onto food which liquefies it, allowing the fly to suck up the remnants. :D

[Nallz8900]

@YotamaShoro are you stupid?

It's a metaphor.. :D

Flies can't sting but they are annoying.. :)

[YotamaShoro]

@Nallz8900 Not stupid. Just curious.

[Kayse4Leo]

Better the Soulja boy!!! lets do a song together i love you <3!!

[xxbonex]

uffie wannabe

[DeathAngleZoe]

Awesone Song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[053311442]

better than justin bieber

[sardsvib]

Epic song. Great message. 

[pantegoriumX]

I want to tell you even if you don`t know me and probably you aren`t gonna read this but Chris seriously you are so fucking cool. This song is awesome. You rock dude ^^ ( and yesh Imma girl :]] ) don`t care if you are gay, straight or an alien, be yourself no matter what.

[trojanman682]

U r crunk

[Julietteisme]

I thought this would be weird, but I liked it :)

[lexikal]

the hook is dope but the verses are a lil hard

[sorafan2008]

you should get a VEVO

[LPHJHGuitar]

Damn! Hot beat!!

[ThexBlackxCherry]

I luv you

[Dregora3]

THIS IS PRACTICALLY THE THEME SONG TO MY LIFE THANKS CHRIS

[313H3ArtBr3ak3r]

OMGosh huney...my new anthem lolz Buzzzing like a bee but u stinging like a fly...ima fly swat you!! YOu aint proving nothing when u calling me a queer... lolz my shit....so many pests...let me get my fly swatter!! Love you CHris, great song

[neonkittiehz05]

FUCK FUCK FUCK !!! hahaha i love chris crocker

[Welcome01213]

who laughed when they heard this song, fuckin ROFL'd :)

but good song though

[sardsvib]

I love ya! <3

[AidenGrimshawSME]

I quite like this actually

[quadGOD12953]

you can always paint your face and sign with i.c.p,hahahahah

[lupusk9]

how do you make your music? do you do it or have someone make your beats? its pretty nice lol i want to learn how.

[DestineeHorizone]

372 people are flys bout to get their asses swatted by Chris XD

[DonovanIsTheRainbow]

...Oh Snap The Eminem For GLBT Community -Rainbow ROXO

[CuTePuRPlePRiiNCeSS]

he's so sexy in that pic i wish he was straight!

[00oo000oo]

i dont like you, but i like this song

[noamkluger]

amazing



[NikkiRose]

Kind of looks like the new Dante from DMC L M A O.

[XxEverythingToMexX]

Who ever disliked this probably knows that they're the ones that are gonna be slapped. xD

[brokendoll1970]

wow the smile of my day, sizzles...

[comicfire7]

O_O I usually don't claim to ever HATE people for their music. But this is definitely the exception.

[scenechick1516]

*blinks* No. Comment.

[MrRpdcheese1]

He is talking about a bug exterminator's daily routine.

[rocapelaswagg]

dont ever call this rap

[BeforeThePlagues]

In my neighborhood,We don't use some fly swat bullshit, you know what we do to haters, WE PULL OUT A GUN AND SHOOT THE NIGGAZ

[MissWorldx81]

Hmm, adding the word "fuck" 150 times doesn't make it a rap song.