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  • At least they admit that it only sees in red.

  • I like to consider the 3DS a reboot of the Virtual Boy. 3DS has actual, proper 3D, it's in color, it's actually portable, and even though it might cause a bit of eye strain, 3D can be toned down or turned off entirely.

  • Just One Problem, It's Sucks Donkey Dick!!

  • Worst ad campaign ever. I tried to like it in the stores when it came out but I was always crashing into the walls in Red Alarm (the game in the demo units). I thought most of the games would be like that, so I hated it... until a $20 clearance at Target. Mario Tennis was better to show what was good about the device. Without a killer app like its predessor it had not a prayer. It lies as forgotten as the CD-I Zelda games.

  • shall my eyes hurt if i play on this thing for 15 minutes?

  • It should've said "There's only one problem: it's an unplayable mess that causes eye strain and temporary color blindness."

  • i recall this ad

  • The angry video game nerd was right...

  • RUN!!! RUN!!! ITS TRYING TO TAKE OUR MONEY!!!

  • "Virtual Boy!

    It will literally fuck you!"

  • humans havent evolved enough to handle this kind of technology. the world just wasnt ready for virtual boy.

  • "There's only one problem" - never has an advert had such blatant disregard for the truth

  • the left side of my brain is ticklish now

  • I cannot for the life of me see why this system failed. It was clearly perfect in every way

  • it would need to strap someone in in order to play it

  • They knew it sucked when they said "Theres a million one problems...."

  • That probably gave kids nightmares.

  • I came from the third dimension too...

  • They're just ripping off Moon Trap. An awesome movie BTW

  • where was tom cruise in this? don't tell me they replaced him for the sequel.

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  • And we came to it, like lambs to the slaughter, offering our eyes. And it did... things to them. Horrible things...

  • AARGH! MY LEFT EAR!

  • More like the most truthful Virtual Boy ad ever. "IT NEEDS YOUR EYES."

  • ...It came from the third dimension? LMAO I wasn't aware we live on a flat 2 dimensional plane

  • @omgitsaaron acctualy we live in 4 dimensions. so the VB is ...what? timeless?... i dont know :)

  • @Zombiepull Yup, length, width, height & time

  • @omgitsaaron

    I know that you are joking, but I would like to point out that we do not live in the third dimension. We live in the Fourth.

  • @MissingMandible I'm aware of that. The ad said "it came from the third dimension" as if it were some mystical place humans have never been. If that were true then we would be living in a 2 dimensional plane. I was laughing at the notion that we exist in less than 3 dimensions. And if you want to get technical, theoretically there are 11 dimensions but they're wrapped up so tightly that they can't be seen.

  • There's only one problem... IT SUCKS ASS!

  • "See it now in 3D" Is this a console or a movie

  • @Ryantrain1936

    it was a console brought out by nintendo early 90ties.

  • The virtual boy is so bad it has to force you to play it.

  • Is that the first slayer?

  • even the ad said that it haves a problem and i know for a fact that they know for a fact that its bad is it worth getting maybe unless you want to play the game with fighting robots and mario go ahead

  • My left ear enjoyed it :3

  • @Vipar557 did your right ear enjoyed it too ?

  • @ORENGEcarot No, you'd get what i'm saying when u use earphones XD

  • @667Atlas Close. We are in the 3rd dimension, however you can represent a dimension in the previous dimension. For example, you can draw a cube. That is a representation of the 3rd dimension in the 2nd dimension.

  • wtf? lol im pretty sure that's considered rape in that woman's time period >.>

  • "It came from the 3rd dimension."

    We are in the 3rd dimension....

  • @doctorseaweed2 This is the fourth dimension cause we can interact physically 3d is a game

  • @667Atlas Thanks for ruining the joke

  • @doctorseaweed2 sorry i didn't see it as a joke

  • @667Atlas oh well

  • Wow.... that part when it zoomed into her... if that would of been a game it would of been worth it... but no all the games were 2.5D... :\

  • There's only one problem: it's a piece of crap!

  • This thing is ass I mean even the person knew it sucked he tried to run away from the fucking thing

  • That ad is creepy but awesome!

  • "It cam from the third dimension."

    It came from depth?

  • @shikagrey *came

  • o_o Wow XD

  • There's only one problem..... It sucks

  • i like the idea for future gaming devices

    BUT

    I also like the idea of using the current version as a tourture device

  • there's only one problem. You can't put it on.

  • It needs your eyes to fuck em up. This machine is evil and comes from HELL!!!

  • so funny how kids today are so "smart" that they are borderline handicapped.

    I saw this commercial years ago when it was being pushed and to this day I still see what they were going for.

    dont get me wrong, i see what everyone is laughing about too; however, what is being laughed about is about as fun as laughing at a fart.

    ...hahaahahh! you farted, ok we get it.........its a fart, and?

  • So the advertisement was conveying that it would hunt you down until your eyes bled. ROFL

  • its all in fucking retarded red!

  • IT NEEDS YOUR EYES!!!

  • Uhhhh....RAPE!!

  • The Virtual Boy's apparent purpose is to inslave humanity with its crazy headeache enducing powers.

  • @patd326 Meh, I was never too stupid to use the VB... Played countless hours, never one headache. It is however, quirky, and does pretty much require an operator to lay on their back with a pillow propping their head up. All in all, it is niche, and can only be enjoyed as such...

    It does beg to be ridiculed though. This is why I have chosen it as my preferred game development platform. Look for a new VB game in about a year or 2.

    Puts up ~Now Hiring~ sign.

  • When the ad said, "there's only one problem..." I thought it was gonna say it sucks so bad you should kill yourself instead of playing this piece of crap. XD

  • Wow a robot killing people makes small 5 year olds want this game so bad.

  • PLAY ME MUTHAFUCKA!

    Woman:...........durrrrrrr!

  • now ill have nightmares!

  • I shan't give it my eyes!

  • what the hell, witch from left 4 dead?

  • So the Virtual Boy came from Hell? Go figure.

  • If I was a kid back then, I would've been scared by this ad. Talk about shitty marketing.

  • wtf

  • creepy

  • WTF "IT HAS LEGS"

  • Yeah it needs your eyes and also batteries which were not included

  • Nintendo should make a "Virtual Boy" mode for the 3DS. And when you turn it on everything turns to super bright, eye-blistering red.

  • "There's only one problem..." Yeah. It pukes snot up my ass.

  • @SirCanas Ahh, true, but your eyes have to cross to get the 3D effect.

    Keep them like that for 2hrs and see if you don't have a pounding headache.

  • @SirCanas Well, not only that, but I forgot to mention you have to keep it in that "Sweet Spot" which kinda sucks.

    Stare at something for about 2hrs. slightly crosseyed and see if that doesn't damage your eyes.

  • @SirCanas Nintendo also says you shouldn't play it if your under 7 lol.

    Not only that, but, after your eyes fully adjust to the 3D, Wouldn't you then need corrective glasses to see further distances??? I think I will prefer the OLED screen of the up-coming NGP. (Please don't turn this into a console war.)

  • @SirCanas Because the 3DS's 3D Screen hurts your eyes (just like the virtual boy). Look it up. You'll see.

    Because of the way the 3DS gives the 3D effect. It basically splits the image in 2. Thus making it that much harder for your eyes to focus. Although you can turn it off, that would be like going from HD to SD.

    People from forums all over the net say it hurts their eyes, and gives them headaches, even Nintendo acknowledges this.

    Will they bundle it with a coupon for corrective glasses?

  • 3DS = VB redone. lol

  • If only it HAD games like that...

  • @ProManUnitedFan i agree...

  • be awesome if, after the virtual boy was done with that guy, he walks away blind with blood coming out of his eye sockets. like a parasite

  • 0:19 yes it needs your eyes cause it reall does it makes you blind!

  • XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD!!!!!!!!!!

  • VB=Eye Rape

  • Virtual Boy: It needs your eyes so it can RAPE THEM!

  • It looks like in War of the Worlds.

  • @rickyTraice thats what i thought of when i saw this

  • wtf was that

  • cool ad, but worst console in hystory

  • that is the scariest thing ive ever seen and ive seen saw1 through 7

  • What a perfect rendition, he is running away from something horrible and it look like the Virtural boy came from hell

  • There's only one problem... IT SUCKS!

  • lil wayne gettin on dat virtual boy haha

  • AAAAHHH MY SPEAKERS ARE BROKEN!... *Goes to another video* ... Oh wait.

  • I remember this commercial..

  • i remember playing online on my virtual boy

  • You can super glue it to someone and their eyes will murder them (hay a new murder plan) lol

  • So its a fucking torture device meant to slowly rip out your eyes while making you play shitty games.

  • "...it needs your eyes!" But only until it strains them, or you have a seizure. Then it has to search for another victim XD

  • felt like I just watch a movie trailer from VHS

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  • This commercial proves it. The only way someone would play a virtual boy is if it took you hostage and shoved itself onto your face, like those grabbers from the Alien movies. And it wouldnt even offer you aspirin for the skull splitting headache that results in playing it.

  • I actually remember this commercial from back in the day......lol the '90's were great !!!

  • Woah, thats pretty trippy.

  • The Virtual Boy was the first Terminator ever built. End of story.

  • wow, weird. Its like a old horror movie. 

  • umm i think the virtual boy was trying to blind that poor wormen and i bet that wormen had to buy glasses after this happened and she siad those games were shit only 1 is proper virtual reality really .

  • You can't escape the Eye Raping...

  • um.. at the end.. did that say, play it now.. in 3D? Wtf..

  • @donkanojii it said play it loud haha

  • um creepy this is maybe y ppl didn't buy the virtual boy

  • ITS OWN VOICE!..... guess not :/

  • There's only one problem...it sucks!

  • Lol, it says AT-ST in the tags.

  • @supermariowaffle Yes. Just look at the legs it's walking on.

  • @Quadunit404 Watch out those things break easily.

  • Notice the lack of actual game footage...

  • well, it may have legs but it sure as hell isn't a Goliath

  • the vurtial boy probaly causes occular cancer

  • So, this video is about a giant virtual sniping witches from l4d and then forcing some wierd fallout kid to play the game?

  • Creepy... but awesome in a killer-robot style.

  • Let's just pretend this system never happend

    Thumbs up if u agree

  • ITS THE VIRTUALNATOR!

  • Im really going tonwant to play a game system that causes apocalypse just to get you to play

  • OMG virtual boys taking over the planet AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • 3DS...

  • Creepy! This commercial scared me away from it!

  • virtual boy , bleed it now ... in 3d

  • Wario land is awesome, and Teleroboxer isnt bad Tennis is fun, too bad this wasnt more than 2 colors

  • is it real.. it's really frustrating! 

  • What A Shitload of Fuck

  • @CorvusKorax17 AVGN FTW!

  • I would have rather it cappture me just as long as i didnt have to play it/

  • I KNEW IT WAS EVIL!!!!

  • Probably would have sold more if it did have a grappling hook.

  • That's probably a more effective commercial than, say, a product/game shot; which would, of course, reveal that the thing is utter shit.

    Having said that, I love the VB for the one simple reason: Schadenfreude.

  • So this is how the world will end....

    Virtual boys will arise from the dumps they were put mere hours after purchase, and the ones that were dumped near that famous ET dump will harvest the ET cartidges and infect all virtual boys. The power of two great failures will cause an explsion of enegry that will both decimate the human population and give the virtual boys the ability to find a subdue victums to play ET on them. Needless to say, the living will envy the dead

  • Eye rape FTW!!!

  • Why is it red? Same reason why the original GB, GB Pocket and GB Light handhelds were in B&W. To reduce battery drainage. If the VB was in color, it would still fail the same way the Game Gear, Nomad, Lynx and TurboExpress handhelds failed. To prove it, look up "Bad Influence Virtual Boy".

  • "There is only one proplem is sucks cow crap" that's the problem

  • omg my head hurts

  • "theres only one problem, it needs your eyes" ...of course thats a problem lol!

  • this looks like the most crappy star wars remake ever XD

  • the dudes running away like NOOO!!! YOU SUCK SO MUCH DONT MAKE ME PLAY YOU NOOOO!!!!!

  • I got a headache just watching this.

  • This person is running from the horror's or crappy games

  • "it needs your eyes!" so true xD

  • it sounds like an ad for a movie. a crappy movie

  • there taking over the world *one breaks in my door* virtural boy says: play me play me!!! me: no!!!!!!!!! your so bad

  • the sky is kinda like the virtual boy right now

  • guess the moral of this comercial is that nintendo is FORCING people to look in it...

  • What this commercial SHOULD have said:

    "There's only one problem: it sucks so much ass you wouldn't give a damn anyway!"

  • painful headaches

  • see,even the girl in the commercial was trying to escape this thing.

  • "Virtual boy, see it now in 3D."

    What is it a Movie?! O_O jk

  • Remember back in the 90's when everything was TOTALLY IN MY FACE? Yeah.

  • omg a virtual boy just broke through my window ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

  • This commercial should have bailed the Virtual Boy out of discontinuation for another 3 years, but no; virtual boy had some flaws.

  • What the fuck...

  • ZO MAH GAWD, ITS A GIANT OVER SIZED MONSTER! PARENTS, HIDE ALL CHILDREN FROM THIS HELLBENT GIANT!

  • NOW I WANT IT MOAR

  • not a single gameplay part in the whole ad. says enough

  • @romanovdb thats even typical of nintendo today!

    nintendo has failed hard over the years, I now see the only good thing they have done was the N64 and older mario games, THATS IT!

  • I liked playing virtual boy back when--it was just bizzare

  • This just proves that this shitty console had to have came from the bowels of hell in order to account for the shitfest that it gave its owners.

  • I remember this now, I really wanted one of these.

  • Lol,hope the 3ds will be better...

  • The graphics were red so you wouldn't notice you've been bleeding through your eyes.

  • There's only one problem... It's the shittiest console ever made.

  • Nice ad campaign. Make your product look like a mecha-beast from the depths of Hell. Have your product stalk people for their eyes.

  • @ChicoEdge I was just thinking who this ad is supposed to appeal to, slave children from a post apocolyptic world where game consoles have become kiiler robots who feed on human eyes?