Could one of you Christians PLEASE help me? As an atheist, I'm afraid that I will be condemned to hell. So, if that does happen to me, then how much is the postage from hell? Do they sell stamps, or should i bring my own? What time does the postman pick up the hellmail? Does everybody get a PO box, or do we share a return address like "c/o Satan, General Delivery"? If I'm burning in eternal hellfire, won't my stationery get scorched? I have so many questions...I do want to be ready.
What a double standard if you do not follow chick track rules you imply you end up in hell. Chick is a MAN & I do need to follow his man made rules. You do not ever have to read a chick track to make it to heaven.You do not need to go through chick to make it to heaven.
Oh, puhleez! Using theocratic cartoonist pamphlets by the one named Chick, who drew the cartoon purporting that the Vatican was behind the assasination of Lincoln, as the graphic basis for your purported "letter", is an assinine attempt. You must have forgotten, the Bill of Rights was meant for all, not just Christians. Therefore, you have the right to speak, but we reserve the right to turn off our ears. Take your Christian fascism and go home.
Not what I meant. My point is, Pascal's Wager is a false argument. It says, if you don't believe the Christian god and he's real, you'll go to Hell. Which is true. But, if you don't believe the Muslim god and he's real, you'll also go to hell. (The Muslim version of hell.)
So any time a Christian quotes Pascal to me, I remind them that they had better convert to Islam so they don't end up going to hell...just in case.
((priase be god almighty , guide us unto the true straight path , not the path of those who angered god (jews) neither the path of those who are lost (christians) ))
That is hilarious. I saw the original video on some white trash users channel here on youtube. They want to scare the faith into you. It's all a fuckin joke Jesus, Muhammad, God, and Allah.
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Techinicalities. I like that. Like people who go to prison for breaking "arbitrary" laws complaining that their lawyer screwed them. It's a fair comparison since Hell is merely a prison after all, or perhaps an execution chamber, depends on the nature of the eternal soul.
Oh, and using kooks that 99% of Christians reject as false to represent ardent, genine Cristians is disingenuous.
U call this "scare tactics into believing bronze age mythology".i got a question for u:why don't u call the human judicial law "scare tactis"?is fear the purpose of law in general or is it simply a means to govern ourselves and to WARN about what COULD happen if u don't abide the law?God's world,just like ours,has laws,laws that we break by sinning.the Gospel's message is not about FEAR,but it's about THE WAY OUT of this present reality:the consequence of our sinful lives!THINK!
Would an earthly judicial system be allowed to make hundreds of different law books, allow them all to be taught to little kids more or less at random, and then just choose to uphold one law book for no discernible reason, not announce in clear terms which law book it had chosen in clear and unquestionable terms, and then punish anyone who breaks even the tiniest of those rules with eternal torture?
Hell is nothing more then a place God has everyone tortured for eternity if they have metaphysical or theological disagreements. No matter what life you have, if you don't believe that God begat himself in Palestine 2000 years and stroke his ego for it you will be tortured in hellfire. If this was our Judicial system then you would have people born condemned, being tortured for stealing or lying, and the judges playing favorites and gives our punishments based on who strokes their ego harder.
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Actually, the American jusdicial system is remarkably similar to what you have described, only change hundreds o THOUSANDS. There are federal laws, state laws, county laws, city laws, and town laws for ever one of the aforemention localities in teh US. All are taught ocally, but if you go to a new area you are held accountable the local laws there, not the ones you used to have. NOt to mention "judicial discretion", boy, that really adds a new dimension to every law around.
They don't damn you for eternity, though. God does. And at least you are aware of which laws are valid in your area, or can be aware of them. God chooses to be silent on this issue.
I may do a video about it on my channel, it has a few things in it I don't agree with, but it points out a lot of things Christians take for granted, and it doesn't help that we come at you with 100's of different theologies and translations of the bible.
scare tactics into believing bronze age mythology, lol
this satire is really funny,
If they've got to scare people into believing they must be getting pretty desperate, anyway what judge would condemn anyone to 10,000 years of torture for 85 years or so of crime? 100.000 years? what about eternity? seriously, the idea is so out of any proportion that is just fucking funny.
LOL that was funny... Yeah we'll all burn ::rolls eyes:: but think at this point I'd choose hell should there be such a place over being stuck with my relatives the rest of eternity! That sounded like something they'd say to make fun of me! LOL great!
Hi Morse: I'm somewhere w/in the agnostic range in general. While I disregard the Christian explanation of God I keep open the possibility of something conscious being associated w/the notion of first cause. I also keep open the possibility of a non-conscious cause. I just don't know. The first cause, infinity of time and space are just unfathomable questions to me. What motivates you to aggressively go after the Christian dogma? Also, do you keep open the possibility that a god could exist.
This particular video was inspired by the disgusting fear-based propaganda known as "A Letter from Hell". I actually didn't write it, but was allowed to use it after someone wrote it on a message board that I frequent. I normally don't ridicule like this, but I felt a response to the other video was warranted.
I definitely keep open the possibility for a god existing. The second I see good evidence for one, I'll believe.
Ah, that's right. God's message is too fragile to be heard when reason is being shouted in your ears. Godtube must be kept pure so we can hear His whisper.
HAHAHAHAH THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!
LB030377 11 months ago
This is a make fun.
DerektheDuctTape 1 year ago
Could one of you Christians PLEASE help me? As an atheist, I'm afraid that I will be condemned to hell. So, if that does happen to me, then how much is the postage from hell? Do they sell stamps, or should i bring my own? What time does the postman pick up the hellmail? Does everybody get a PO box, or do we share a return address like "c/o Satan, General Delivery"? If I'm burning in eternal hellfire, won't my stationery get scorched? I have so many questions...I do want to be ready.
CaptainMacNasty 1 year ago
What a double standard if you do not follow chick track rules you imply you end up in hell. Chick is a MAN & I do need to follow his man made rules. You do not ever have to read a chick track to make it to heaven.You do not need to go through chick to make it to heaven.
mazdaspeedmx512lbs 1 year ago
Another cream pie straith in the face of fundamentalists,keep up the good work;-)
Kharmazov 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahaha Awesome
Loadmeup101 2 years ago
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
skanthavelu 2 years ago
Oh, puhleez! Using theocratic cartoonist pamphlets by the one named Chick, who drew the cartoon purporting that the Vatican was behind the assasination of Lincoln, as the graphic basis for your purported "letter", is an assinine attempt. You must have forgotten, the Bill of Rights was meant for all, not just Christians. Therefore, you have the right to speak, but we reserve the right to turn off our ears. Take your Christian fascism and go home.
SFsc616171 3 years ago
Dude...it's a parody.
Did you even watch it and listen to the words?
morsec0de 3 years ago
u can buy stationary in hell and write letters to ppl???
waaagghh 3 years ago
ha ha very good
good acting as well :-)
sausage4mash 3 years ago
LMAO
ssj04 3 years ago
a paycheck from hell would be nice :3
renofury 3 years ago 4
lol. Well done.
frid9999 3 years ago
Don't blame me. I warned you about kissing Hank's ass.
zowxon 3 years ago
"Remember Pascal's wager, anyway."
I certainly do. Are you? You should be praying to Allah. I mean, isn't it safer? If you don't, you'll go to Muslim Hell, won't you?
morsec0de 3 years ago
one logic , one god , one hell , one heaven
seknight86 3 years ago
Que?
morsec0de 3 years ago
look dude english is my second language and i'm fairy good at it , but your being vague here .
seknight86 3 years ago
I was asking what you meant by your comment of "one logic". What were you responding to?
morsec0de 3 years ago
you were saying something about going to muslim's hell?
like hell is gonna be divided for each faith (kinda silly don't you think?)
seknight86 3 years ago
Not what I meant. My point is, Pascal's Wager is a false argument. It says, if you don't believe the Christian god and he's real, you'll go to Hell. Which is true. But, if you don't believe the Muslim god and he's real, you'll also go to hell. (The Muslim version of hell.)
So any time a Christian quotes Pascal to me, I remind them that they had better convert to Islam so they don't end up going to hell...just in case.
morsec0de 3 years ago
hmmm intresting point morsecode !
well , i don't think that there is much diffrences between the christian god and the muslim god (quoting a dear german friend)
one might go as far as to say that they are actually one god. what do you think?
seknight86 3 years ago
I think neither are true, so it doesn't really matter to me one way or the other, heh.
morsec0de 3 years ago
cheek this please and you dis aide
Did Jesus say " ALLAH" ? (see for yourself)
elham34 3 years ago
((priase be god almighty , guide us unto the true straight path , not the path of those who angered god (jews) neither the path of those who are lost (christians) ))
amen
seknight86 4 years ago
Why are your prayers in parenthesis?
morsec0de 3 years ago
That is hilarious. I saw the original video on some white trash users channel here on youtube. They want to scare the faith into you. It's all a fuckin joke Jesus, Muhammad, God, and Allah.
twatlips25 4 years ago 5
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Techinicalities. I like that. Like people who go to prison for breaking "arbitrary" laws complaining that their lawyer screwed them. It's a fair comparison since Hell is merely a prison after all, or perhaps an execution chamber, depends on the nature of the eternal soul.
Oh, and using kooks that 99% of Christians reject as false to represent ardent, genine Cristians is disingenuous.
DanielLevesque 4 years ago
In what way?
If nothing else, this video discredits the kooks.
morsec0de 4 years ago
tieInterceptor,
U call this "scare tactics into believing bronze age mythology".i got a question for u:why don't u call the human judicial law "scare tactis"?is fear the purpose of law in general or is it simply a means to govern ourselves and to WARN about what COULD happen if u don't abide the law?God's world,just like ours,has laws,laws that we break by sinning.the Gospel's message is not about FEAR,but it's about THE WAY OUT of this present reality:the consequence of our sinful lives!THINK!
flotopo 4 years ago
Would an earthly judicial system be allowed to make hundreds of different law books, allow them all to be taught to little kids more or less at random, and then just choose to uphold one law book for no discernible reason, not announce in clear terms which law book it had chosen in clear and unquestionable terms, and then punish anyone who breaks even the tiniest of those rules with eternal torture?
Of course not, that would be fucking stupid.
Hooya2 4 years ago 4
Hell is nothing more then a place God has everyone tortured for eternity if they have metaphysical or theological disagreements. No matter what life you have, if you don't believe that God begat himself in Palestine 2000 years and stroke his ego for it you will be tortured in hellfire. If this was our Judicial system then you would have people born condemned, being tortured for stealing or lying, and the judges playing favorites and gives our punishments based on who strokes their ego harder.
JehovahsBastardChild 4 years ago 5
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Actually, the American jusdicial system is remarkably similar to what you have described, only change hundreds o THOUSANDS. There are federal laws, state laws, county laws, city laws, and town laws for ever one of the aforemention localities in teh US. All are taught ocally, but if you go to a new area you are held accountable the local laws there, not the ones you used to have. NOt to mention "judicial discretion", boy, that really adds a new dimension to every law around.
DanielLevesque 4 years ago
They don't damn you for eternity, though. God does. And at least you are aware of which laws are valid in your area, or can be aware of them. God chooses to be silent on this issue.
GrundVorAllemJetzt 3 years ago 2
even as a Jesus lover...
I have to give this 5 stars.
I may do a video about it on my channel, it has a few things in it I don't agree with, but it points out a lot of things Christians take for granted, and it doesn't help that we come at you with 100's of different theologies and translations of the bible.
themoderateextremist 4 years ago 2
Thank you!
And you'll note, there's not a single anti-Jesus line in this. :)
morsec0de 4 years ago
scare tactics into believing bronze age mythology, lol
this satire is really funny,
If they've got to scare people into believing they must be getting pretty desperate, anyway what judge would condemn anyone to 10,000 years of torture for 85 years or so of crime? 100.000 years? what about eternity? seriously, the idea is so out of any proportion that is just fucking funny.
tieInterceptor 4 years ago 5
Great job dude. You really brought his post to life. 5*
flamingtoady 4 years ago
HA HA HA HA HA ;D
amsoho75gr 4 years ago
Any video making fun of Jack Chick gets an automatic twenty stars in my book.
alienspy07 4 years ago 3
That was awesome!
KT45 4 years ago 2
LOL that was funny... Yeah we'll all burn ::rolls eyes:: but think at this point I'd choose hell should there be such a place over being stuck with my relatives the rest of eternity! That sounded like something they'd say to make fun of me! LOL great!
Miangelissa 4 years ago
I want to make it 100% clear to anyone who watches this...I have no problem with Morgan Freeman. :)
morsec0de 4 years ago
Hi Morse: I'm somewhere w/in the agnostic range in general. While I disregard the Christian explanation of God I keep open the possibility of something conscious being associated w/the notion of first cause. I also keep open the possibility of a non-conscious cause. I just don't know. The first cause, infinity of time and space are just unfathomable questions to me. What motivates you to aggressively go after the Christian dogma? Also, do you keep open the possibility that a god could exist.
owheydusoapsk 4 years ago
This particular video was inspired by the disgusting fear-based propaganda known as "A Letter from Hell". I actually didn't write it, but was allowed to use it after someone wrote it on a message board that I frequent. I normally don't ridicule like this, but I felt a response to the other video was warranted.
I definitely keep open the possibility for a god existing. The second I see good evidence for one, I'll believe.
morsec0de 4 years ago
You should post this on Godtube
Adnara 4 years ago
Hmmm...good idea. But then wouldn't it get pulled right away?
morsec0de 4 years ago
Pretty much.
ivanisavich 4 years ago
Ah, that's right. God's message is too fragile to be heard when reason is being shouted in your ears. Godtube must be kept pure so we can hear His whisper.
Adnara 4 years ago
crap, I'd never heard of "Godtube" until now. The I checked it out. All I can say about that is uggh!!! (head drops to desk)
aceserve 4 years ago 3
LOL.How do people actually believe this stuff?
crg64 4 years ago
haha hilarious :D great
Knowntje 4 years ago