I Hate Nature

[zRealcat]

Completely lost it by 1:47 fell off my chair keyboard broke my fall

[huhabah]

I think the long-tongued squirrel things were cute... o^o

[diecartmandie]

oh apparently we were underground... WHATEVER...

[diecartmandie]

Did you see that!?! OH BARF! There's no way you can tell me thats not fucking gross!!!

2:06

[jjtorres3891]

Funny until he doubted GOD

[xsurfnturfx]

@jjtorres3891 That was the funniest part!

[danielcutler84]

my dream is to go to darkest stinkiest africa

[JesseVictors]

That dick made of stone will have good endurance I would think...

[IDeathHaterI]

Damn Nature You Scary

[littleman787]

Hey look, a dick made of stone!

[ComradeLeonTrotsky]

Koalas eat Eucalyptus because it makes them stoned.

[TheMechaBlue]

I love nature and I found this hilarious.

[RonnieTheBear142]

favortie part "hey look. a dick made of stone

[joostin123]

Artichoke. AHAHAHAHHAHA!!!



[fearonthefat]

haha so funny

[ChristianAndFriends2]

thats sav



[Subdermael]

I can't believe how fucking funny thi is

[IRAWRKOOKIES]

2:12 is so cute :D

[DXIndustriesInc]

I took the liberty of poisoning 224 people.

[klondikemonster]

What is the name of the "walking artichoke" I think I figured out where Sandslash came from.

[rijk001]

@klondikemonster Hahahha!!

[ColtynSeifert]

What kind of animal is the Gene Simmons Squirrel thing? 

[Anniefied]

@ColtynSeifert It's called a Numbat.

[rkellz93]

how does this video not have 100 million views, its genious

[DeadManTalkingLD]

"I'm George Lucas...and I hate Star Wars! Oh look! Prequels!"

[6676makayla]

what the eff are you talking about bitch i love nature and you should'nt do videos about what you hate cause if you do that's preety stupid you should do videos of what you love and stuff

[ProfessorParty]

@6676makayla not sure if you're trolling or if you're just really fucking retarded.

[Darksteel1335]

@6676makayla - he was making a funny video, i dont think that the person who made this video actually hates nature.

[360ower1]

wtf is this?!

[Daedalus294]

i hate nature too

[nessaj34]

hah :D walking artichoke :D



[theonlyawesomeness01]

oh ew ew ew ew ew

XD

[xXfalken16Xx]

it looks like someone put a curse on a pinecone

[THANATOS112220]

Is old English dead or are they still uploading new stuff? I haven't seen nothing new from them for a long time, what happen?

[imeeting]

This animal....is bullshit.

Lmfao i fuckin lost it at that part

[MickehDaHuskeh]

LOOK! A STONE DICK!

I crapped myself.

[Ajboy369]

why does he sound like a dark elf in Oblivion?

[Needleinvein]

Jesus, people-who-are-complaining.

This is just a humor video.

Ok, you guys love nature, I do too, but this is fucking priceless.

[runescapelover206]

i hate people that hate animals :[

[Halldisa]

The reason koalas eat eucalyptus leaves - they are boring, and they suck.

[wohawhoa12]

This is just as funny as watching a snail eat.

[claudzen]

Honey badger don't give a shit if you hate nature!

[Faralite]

Oblivion guy!

[THANATOS112220]

1:18-1:20 is fucking funny man.

[stebbieranch]

Why do you sound like a dark elf from Oblivion?

[UFOJockey]

OMG! Is this the guy that voices the elves from Oblivion?

[chazzz124]

he should have a chanelfull of this stuff

[IvIgnitestheDinosaur]

@TheRahan100 it's not meant to be serious

[TheRahan100]

@IvIgnitestheDinosaur Soo its a joke?! Ok my mistake! :D

[mikodood1]

u r an idiot

[ImaMadBadBull]

1:36 IMAGINE IT LICKING YOUR BUTTHOLE!!!

[sebymethod]

Hahahaha, this guy is like the Mike Strutter of National Geographic.

[chrisbest1000]

@wengneuda13 hahaha are you fucking kidding me lol'd so hard at ur comment...

[whiskymarko]

hey look

a dick made of stone :D:D:D:D

[sari268]

Best part: 1:20 "It looks like someone put a curse on a pine cone, and now the pine cone has to roam the earth, searching for Curly's gold." xD

[Padusic]

I hate you....

[Zeroxify13]

Zing! Ho ho ho ho! Go fuck yourself.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[wengneuda13]

nature so beatiful and not peaceful in sometimes this is what the nature want

the peaceful

I save the world because I want to reach up the heaven

and I promise I'll be good

and I love god more than of gods love AMEN!

[FalconAlpaca]

@wengneuda13 ITS A FUCKING JOOOOKE.

[BlazingsNL]

@wengneuda13 haha if god existed he wouldn't let you in heaven cus you have no humour xD

[Halldisa]

@wengneuda13 woo fairies exist as well do they o.O

[wengneuda13]

worms so gross

tigers and lions dangerous and im neautral with the world I wish I live in a peaceful and beatiful planet :(

[Mewhacker]

when the artichoke senses that death is near it begins to make out with the ground.

That killed me xDDD



[FnordPerfect]

I am a huge fan of Sir David Attenborough, and I found this hilarious.

[silentthreadTVNet]

Thank you. This is awesome. I too hate the stupid animals. Made my day. Up yours PETA!

[silentthreadTVNet]

Thank you. This is awesome. I too hate the stupid animals. Made my day. Up yours PETA!

[gipperrox]

Hahahaha. This fucking made my day!!

[platynakrk]

zing! uhuhuhu GFY!

[ViriuZ7]

i got my sixpack by watching this all day

[superpwnage124]

hey this queer is trolling the koalas THAT ASSHOLE D;

[helookslikefamousppl]

Hey look! A dick made of stone...

[wengneuda13]

I love earht beacause we live in earth she loves green blue will be not my 1st color it would be my second green will be the first it has life for the humans it is the greatest rocky planet the greatest planet is jupiter earth has land it has plants has water for us to drink so dislike this video if u love nature!! NATURE WAS CREATED BY THE 1ST POWERFUL THING THE GOD! if u hate nature u hate god! :)

[FalconAlpaca]

@wengneuda13 umm... it's a joke. Are you really that stupid?

[wengneuda13]

nope u hate nature? u live in the nature so what??

[artieGLEEartie]

koalas are cute -.-

[holyknight234]

trying soooooooooooooooooooooo hard to not laugh in the quiet room library

[TORCH5095]

I actualy have a cople of other sugestions for similar videos:

"Im jeremy clarkcson and I hate cars"

or "Im steven spielburg and I hate movies"

or how about "Im bill gates and I hate technolagy

[helookslikefamousppl]

@TORCH5095 I'm Stan Lee and I hate comics

[Crimsonum]

@TORCH5095 Or how I about: "I'm TORCH5095 and I hate spelling".

[TORCH5095]

@Crimsonum its fucking youtube and I was in a hurry at the time because

I HAVE A FUCKING LIFE

if your the kind of moronic youtube troll who has nothing better to do than check other people's spelling an insult them for it, I an truly sorry but thats just sad

[Crimsonum]

@TORCH5095 So do I, and if you're in a hurry, why waste time commenting to a youtube video? You're the one raping this language like a moron, not me.

[TORCH5095]

@Crimsonum I lost track of time

and OK the moron thing was unnecessary but the point stands that it is youtube and nobody has totally correct spelling

my first comment was made with no hostility to you or anyone else you were the one who made the first hostile comment

[Crimsonum]

@TORCH5095 You're only interpreting it as hostile. I'd say it was more sarcastic. As for the spelling, errare humanum est, but failing to spell numerous words (I'm not going to list each one) on a single post got me to slap my forehead, so to speak. Not to mention people rating it to the top.

[TORCH5095]

@Crimsonum people voted it top because its a good idea, nobody here, apart from you gives a crap about spelling

[Crimsonum]

@TORCH5095 A correctly spelled message gives a better impression, it's more convincing, and the reader won't misunderstand the message.

[TORCH5095]

@Crimsonum thats true when your trying to make a serious point

I was not making a serious point I was making a joke sugestion on a comedy video

[boyler1892]

it amazing how many people take this so seriously 

[trentspirit1]

Seriously funny!

[BlazingBravada13]

Zing! Heleehehehoo! Go Fuck yourself!

[righthere4209]

"Hey look, a dick made out of stone!" how random hahaha

[Antithropocentric]

This really isn't funny at all. Too many punks who call themselves "conservatives" don't want to conserve anything, and they think the world revolves around money. Everything has to have a price tag on it, or it's condemned.

I'm referring to global warming deniers, property rights zealots, extractive industry CEOs, trophy hunters, etc. They're some of the biggest criminals on the planet.

[V2Blast]

@Antithropocentric Cool story, bro. As stupid as climate change deniers, etc., are, this video is hilarious.

[beehands]

@Antithropocentric great non sequitur. 

[FalconAlpaca]

@Antithropocentric it's a fucking comedy video. What your doing right now is about as effective as posting your view on healthcare on a RayWilliamJohnson video. Jesus, the internet is dumb.

[holyknight234]

i love nature and its cool animals, but this is too hilarious to hate hahahaha

[axemanextremist]

You are dumb person is that you were expecting to hear when you uploaded this video, your accent tells me that you are an english speaking person with some education but you are far from anything called education, you are making fun of a person who has dedicated all his life to rescueing endangered animals, shame on you idiot.

[SwimmingMunky]

@axemanextremist Is the internet too serious for you?

[PirateMate1]

Zing Wohohahahoo! Go Fuck yourself.

[PirateMate1]

zing! Wahohahhahooo! Go Fuck yourself.

[PoutineProductions]

0:24 0:35 0:56 1:35 1:45 1:56 2:21 are my favorite parts

[hflgoulart]

Why you hate nature? I KNOW! You hate your own! We all live in NATURE!!!

That means you hate youirself! IDIOT!!

[jg1408]

@hflgoulart .....

[TheHairygardengnome]

I love animails but this was to funny.lol

[bubbleyum89166]

HEY ALL YOU ANIMAL HATERS OUT THERE! GUESS WHAT I HATE U!!!!!!!!! U R SICK!

[scottheath]

181 people haven't evolved.

[wengneuda13]

the dislikers of this ppl are those LOVERS OF NATURE AND GOD!!! IT HAS WATER TO DRINK ITS THE ONLY ONE PLANET THAT HAS A HUMAN OXYGENE AND A HUMAN LIF!E THE LIKERS OF THIS VIDEO ARE NATURE HATERS AND GOD HATERS!!

[FalconAlpaca]

@wengneuda13 it's a fucking joke, dumbass. stop humping a tree for 5 seconds and realize that.

[Samura1gamer]

@wengneuda13 sorry but i have to inform u that at one time richard dawkins farted so hard that he accidentally killed god

[scottheath]

@wengneuda13 It boggles my mind to think that there are actually people in this world dumber than you.

[truebluefishing]

ha hahaha haha

[antizoof]

gross walking artichoke

[JimmyEatBass]

Why does his voice remind of the adoring fan of oblivion?

[jennylover456]

in th8is part he says "this animal is proof that there is no god" but then in the second par he says he cursed god...

[TORCH5095]

hahaha this guy is frickin brilliant. MAKE MORE

[futtbuckr]

This guy sounds like vegeta. Dammit kakarot!!

[Meidoification]

@futtbuckr Are you on drugs? Vegeta has a much deeper, less refined voice.

[drumminhockey4]

zing heehoohoohoo go fuck yourself

[ImaMadBadBull]

BARF!!

[1000pets1000]

Thumbs up if you want this guy to do more i hate nature videos!

[TORCH5095]

@1000pets1000 sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo many thumbs up!!!!!!!!!!!!

[saaaarrx]

Koala's are boring and they suck.

[Arcon1337]

What's the name of the last animal?

[Skavaen]

LOL!!! Looks like someone put a curse on a pine cone!

[jennylover456]

it makes out with the ground because its too lame to find a girlfriend....

[sven2388]

this couldve been so much funnier. fail

[aSongAboutLemons]

beautiful

[1StoryImageFigure1]

This is great. I hate nature too!

[ba11s0fsteel]

Zing! HOHOHOHOHO! Go fuck yourself

[AnXouX]

tiere auf den grill!



[alystrastardust]

Big fucking surprise.

[WwayfarerR]

AW BARF!

[florinka36]

lame :P

[jeboubou]

zing wohoohoo go fuck yourself !

[elipandaman]

what is that last animal?

[cel86]

'It looks like someone cursed a pinecone....This animal is Bullshit.' Awesome!

[parallelogramammoth]

you're part of nature too you fuckin idiots... so really you hate yourself, and your immaturity reflects your bitterness about that fact.

[cel86]

@parallelogramammoth Awwww, give us a kiss, love.

[elipandaman]

@parallelogramammoth it's called humor and sarcasm, smart one.

[TheDewwe123]

zing... WOO HOO HOO HOO!... go fuck yourself

[Riverain96]

And I say good for the ants...

[hezaachan]

I want to know what that raccoon-squirrel is P:

It looks cute.

[busterkeatonsbriefs]

got an ecology exam tomorrow this has made my day

[hrkfgjrj]

when it sences that death is near, it starts making out with the ground. because it it to lame to get a girl-friend.

[metalhed0294]

zing... WOO HOO HOO HOO!... go fuck yourself.

[1BustedMyth]

The Dark side of David !

[metalhed0294]

He acts like it was trouble to poisin the koalas

[Liberator4u]

This animal is bullshit, ROTFLMAO!!!

[thecandyslave]

oh! hey a squirrel! good, i flew all the way to greenland for a fucking squirrel! ;D

[hunterW1134]

"This horrible animal serves as proof that there is no god" hahaha so true.

[hunterW1134]

"This horrible animals serves as proof that there is no god" hahaha so true.

[insaninater]

hey look a dick made of stone, cant...stop...laughing!

[Beccabear08]

some kind of gross walking artichoke... ROFL

[Scronix]

LMAO

[doom032]

First I thought "Meh" but from the part where he says he's poisoned them, it became funnier.

[Megakent11]

ZING Huhuhuhu! GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Darwinpasta]

This animal is bullshit.

[duswantsum]

shit!

[emisk8is]

make out with the ground cuz is to lame to find a girl friend:)))

[LordEmpirus]

It looks... like someone put a curse on a pinecone!! XD

[GranturismoFan666]

Haahahahahahhahhahahsha.......­.. That was funny

[xomgxitsxmex]

"oh and appearanly we were underground i guess." Whatever. Lmao thats my fav part! and

"EW EW EW EW EW!!"

[XaVeRiUsJJT]

BIG F4K3G SURPRISE!!!!!! hahahaahahahaha 0:25

[joshamcbosha]

@XaVeRiUsJJT fucking*

[MrThePop3]

Oh, hey, a squirrel. Good. I flew all the way to Greenland for a fucking squirrel.

[renzaserit]

Hey look! a dick made of stone! roflmao!

[radicalabailey]

this video sucks.

[Fransinn3]

Holy Shit! I'm tripping balls!!

[EnslynHalo]

Hey, look! A dick made of stone!

[MultiDogfight]

@EnslynHalo i was just gonna say tht

[malakas582]

hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha­hhaha

[supaherobomb]

EWWW EWWW EW EW EW EWWW EW lol!

[stuntmaster39]

LOL.....now the kawala is climing big fuck serpris..........i cant spell

=(

[WendelaochPepsi]

157 people are koalas

[HighlighterZombie]

Now the koala bear is climbing a tree. Big fucking surprise.

[gangstanumba69]

@HighlighterZombie hey stop that

[MadFluffyster]

lol i think its funny but im a animal and nature lover so lol and like idk what tyo say i think its funny but sorta wrong but still funny

[ThatHarperGuy]

Absolutely fucking brilliant.

[GGov86]

@ThatHarperGuy This is anything but brilliant. This is the sort of thing an acne-ridden high school kid would write.

[crazemelon]

155 people are too lame to find a girlfriend.