Harry Potter & The invisibility cloak (Rifftrax sample)

[Theo2kitty]

Just imagine going into the library and you see an arm floating around..

[lovleelaura88]

"Dear Daniel we'll own you for the rest of your teenage years" lol

[MissKnightWitch]

"Uncle Howl is so thoughtful"

[Vortigern99]

@MissKnightWitch No, it's "Uncle Hollow Man" -- a Kevin Bacon movie from around 2000.

[klippy09]

La la la la la, running like a little girl and prancing like a fairy xD

[qBioniXp]

harry: i can't believe i actually got an invisibility cloak! ...... ah shit where did i put it

[MickQuick07]

It's a green-screen suit! lol

[cristafalco]

Oh look a mugging!!

[cristafalco]

WOW really high security system for the restricted sections XD

[EmpressJudge13]

Love their comments at "HARRY, WAKE UP!" cuz I thought the exact same thing when I saw the movie lol

[950725]

In the book the only thing that separates the restricted section from the rest is a rope...

[KillerHelix]

"Ah, Sam Kinneson's Autobiography." I fell out of the chair laughing!

[TheInstantClassic1]

"Now shut up and kiss me!"

LMFAO!!!! God that Alan Rickman voice was flawless.

[DarkWhisper11]

"I would make a pretty bride!" lololololololol!!!

[nashie17]

"Dear Danielle we own you for the rest of your teenage life." LOL

[Apollomasque]

It's Bill's pitch-perfect impression of Alan Rickman that makes this.

[Cassavius]

Uncle Hollow Man... XD

[0livia0live]

"Special cameo by Thing." Love! <3

[ImprovmanZero]

This is hilarious!

[discotheminecrafter]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha haa! Woo hoo hoo hoo! HA HA HA HA HA HAAA! ROFLMAO!

[Orochimarusbitch]

Yeah, Satan left us lots of presents-- I mean, Santa.

Shhh, it's a Secret!

[MusicIsMyLife2296]

'fashions biggest sins, tie dye velvet' lool

[Bayview05]

"You don't want me as your enemy Quirell..."

"...now shut up and kiss me!"

rofl

[homestar4ever]

@Bayview05 my sister and i just had the most awkward moment of silence after that O.o

[heythisislauren]

i hope its his dvd copy of 'the secret' lmao

[chelseaforever10]

lol @ 4:02 "Now shut up and kiss me"

[TheRobin53]

They should have joked that harry's sweater had the batman symbol

[thestrangeblondegirl]

"Lalala I'm running llike a little girl and prancing like a fairy"

LMAO XD

[Wintermute01001]

lulz at "Sam Kinison's autobiography."

[priceman141]

i bet he has chronic lantern elbow!

[RaineeLuv]

"This is almost like wearing a wedding veil...! I bet I'd make a pretty bride. :D"

[Mst3kfanatic1]

when bill says "now shut up and kiss me" he sounds just like alan rickman...i though it was at first

[theadmin91]

" its a greenscreensuit " XD

[LessaCaira]

OMG... "Now shut up and kiss me!"

[MrF1NCH]

Dear Daniel, we own you for the rest of your teenage years.

lol!

[DeathSkull535]

"Special cameo by Thing."

[rabbitalmighty]

HAHA THIS IS SO WICKED! XD

[PiecesOfRainbow7]

hehe ive got one...

when Harry says "I've got presents??"

One of them should've said "Apparently, it's pretty much what got you the job" or "Thats a matter of opinion."

Get it? presents/presence?

tee hee oh, how.... mildly amusing.

LOVE RIFFTRAX

[lotrrules3434]

"Fashion's biggest sin, Tye-dyed velvet!"

[angelmarine1292]

"Oh great! a mugging!"

[MsLissy09]

Thing <3

[LerxstsBane]

Doesn't anybody realize that these are the three duded from MST3k?? Man...give them some props, people...

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@LerxstsBane Who doesn't realize that?

[HoodieHarryXxX127]

ROFL ITS A GREEN SCREEN SUIT

[purpleshamrock17]

"You don't want me as your enemy, Quirrell...now shut up and kiss me"

HAHAHA! That's genius!!

[PyrozPlayground]

The security IS wonderful at that place, isn't it!? lol

[Nodrog666]

It's a green screen suit!

[TheBexyo]

no! you have to start with saying "knock knock"!

[kero110]

fashion's biggest sin: tye-died velvet

xDD

[SamBamKablaam]

5 stars for mocking The Secret

[PrincipessaDellOpera]

"I think I'm in the clear here. Nothing could possibly go wr--HEY LOOK A MUGGING!!!!!!!"

love.

[Sterlng]

Haha, someone finally made fun of The Secret!

[rogerfan1327]

Mr.Filch without a stitch of clothes on....*shudders* ew! my mental imagery eyes burn now. THANK YOU RIFFTRAX :D

[Jordacar]

Now I've got to watch some Sam Kinison stuff.

[USSJaneway]

'Dum dum de dum, dum dum de dum-no no no, focus FOCUS!!!!!'

[theMAG101]

"Huh..Sam Kinison's autobiography."

Win.

[harrietamidala1691]

"Maybe this will make a nice wedding veil"--that's exactly what I was thinking!

[yamihikarilightdark9]

*gigglesnort* Holy crap, I love these guys. x'D The "prancing like a little fairy" and the "shut up and kiss me" part killed me.

[typacsk]

I liked the little exchange about "The Secret"--although I have to admit, most of what I know about that book came from SNL.

[OmegaII]

@typacsk Do love a The Secret joke. Honestly with that film they a good concept and over-simplified it to the point of stupidity.

[mariahrose210]

"I'm running like a little girl, and prancing like a fairy"

[purpleshamrock17]

"Dear Daniel, we own for the rest of your teenage years."

"Fashion's biggest sin...tye dyed velvet." (and it DOES look like that! Wow!)

"I wonder if he has chronic lantern elbow."

[MarloBomfunk]

1:32 which theme plays ?! omg mysterious..plz someone tell me :D ! thanks !

[SailorMilkyWay87]

"And don't think I won't come after you even if i don't have a stich of clothing on!"

[iSOBigD]

I never liked Harry Potter, but they were the funniest Rifftrax I've seen. :D

[Inferno04]

"Now shut up and kiss me."

LOL XD

[CrazyGrapefruit]

"What day is it my good boy?!"

"Today? Why today is CHRISTMAS DAY!"

They completely missed a great Christmas Carol riff!

[XxPnuemaxX]

It's a green screen suit!

[rogerfan1327]

-"whats that?!"

-"fashion's biggest sin"

[migkillertwo]

"protocols of the elders of zion in english, french, italian, and erdu THAT'S SCARY!"

OH MY GOD! THAT'S PRICELESS!

[wafflesseagulls]

**Urdu.

[wafflesseagulls]

Its a combination of Hindi and Persian thats written in Arabic.

[WhoseLineFanXD]

"Now shut up and kiss me." LMAO!

[Athaeus]

"-We've got presents?

-Yes!

-Yeah Satan left us lots .. I mean Santa!"

Haha, Rifftrax is priceless!

[txtingchic8808]

"Running like a little girl and prancing like a fairy!!!" Lol!!! OMG, SO FUNNY!!!!

[rogerfan1327]

huh! I didn't know harry was really a harriet with the way he/she (?) looks any one could be fooled LOL jk jk XD I adore harry even if he sometimes prances like a girl!....questionable

[ZeroApostle4Ever]

special cameo by Thing

[cresentelite]

lol i could definantly see snape saying shutup and kiss me... or was that quirell? lol

[889654]

It was Snape they were imitating

[MST3Killa]

I don't want to meet Tom Hanks. I don't want to meet Barrack Obama. I don't want to meet an alien... i want to meet Mike Nelson

[blugreen123]

"chronic lantern elbow" LOL

[blugreen123]

"now shut up & kiss me!"

[Headbanger142]

The autobiography of Sam Kinison!!!!

[narozzz]

"Headbanger" likes the Kinison reference more than the Rollins one?

[Headbanger142]

I don't know Henry Rollins.

[assburgerssyndrome]

@Headbanger142 Henry Rollins was the lead singer in black flag, he's also a comedian,poet,writer, and radio and tv host

[StareCalmo]

Sam Kinison's autobiography, I just about fell out of my chair when he said that! Hilarious

[luexiana]

"now shut up and kiss me"

[gecko44144]

"Now head to the girls dormitory like any normal adolescent boy would!" LOL

[NickFury182]

@gecko44144 There's a spell that turns the stairs into a slide if a boy tries to go into the girls dormitory...YES I am a nerd.

[JetBlackNero]

@NickFury182 id be quick to register as an animagus and turn into a raven. Fly up there. turn back and just flip those stairs the bird. (lulz) Like a boss. course I'd be onligated to never use it for evil. ......However a few practical jokes can't hurt x)

[Adamgontierfan19]

A special cameo by Thing I love the Addams Family reference

[evilmick66]

The poetry of Henry Rollins LOL!!

[vlcupper]

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion...awesome!! I love these guys!!!!

[Sharpmie2]

"I'm a registered trademark!" LOL

[carloslpz]

terrific.

it was funny, the way they kept making fun of Radcliffe, I was waiting for one of them to say "Rowsdower" from MST3K The Final Sacrifice.

[JinEfreet]

"Uncle Hollow Man is so thoughtful!"

That's pretty funny.

[berly12000]

nice!

[arbknight12]

Satan left us so MANY presents!!!!

[MoJoelRizing]

(Picks out screaming book)

"Oh- the autobiography of SAM KINISON!"

[BERTMARCH]

"Dr. Tongue's 3-D House of Gryffindor!"

Anytime is a good time for an SCTV reference.