The Human Centipede - Review

[CerealKiller5123]

-.- That movie sucked! >.< Lol

I agree with your facial expressions ^.^ Bhaha

[grimsleyamber]

I like how you say mouth. (:

And, I agree with this review.!

[Jimbotloser1]

i raped some german kid once mmmm mem mem mem mem mem 9/11 was funny

[DrGiggles101]

canadians...

[bridieiscool123]

you say mouth and about funny :D teehee

[MetalGearSolidFIN]

do...not...watch...this...movi­e

[WhiteTiger225]

Tokyo Gore Police had a more dignified script and cast then this purely shock horror crapfest.

[Chiki1907]

i love you (^///^)

and i found you just a few minutes ago.

[MrStowbo]

At the start I was like =D then in the middle I was like =O then at the end I was like =P

[jordy45678]

it wasnt made in germany dude, it was made in holland.

[jordy45678]

hate the end. gonna watch more movies of Dieter Lazer.

[EeveeAnne]

PERFECT! That couldn't have been more right on time, Kitty. xD

[DjKuboGarGar101]

@RigbyPeep Mine too! But for three days:(

[DjKuboGarGar101]

@ellenrocks224 Everyone! But it would be a pain in the ass.

[ellenrocks224]

Who agrees front is the best

[OllieOllieOxenFreak]

If this were to happen to me I better be the front or the middle. I'll be damned if i'm nom noming someone's bum bum but no one is nom noming my bum bum.

[michlemusso]

the cat at the end was the best part of tht entire vid XDD

[michlemusso]

i wont watch it after the pg rating thingerr

[RigbyPeep]

my stomache is sick after watching the trailor.

[CAROWINDS20]

DVD best buy 16 bucks...

[Mimasfriend]

Good idea? Really?

[ShakeToTheJunt]

@Mimasfriend

It's a good idea for a horror film he means

[TeutonicThrasher87]

i got bad news....i have to take a shit!

[rocharoch]

personally i think the first 1 was decent i wudnt say a piece of crap tbh i mean acting by Dieter Lazer was great n tht Japanese fella was or8 i guess but tbh the ending was a bit disappointing. however the second film i strongly reccomend u DONT see it as its twisted (thts the whole idea) but when i say twisted i mean wayyyyy too twisted :L watch it n see what i mean :S

[irene2641257]

3:53 cat shakes his head up and down & thinks "YES BITCH!"

[irene2641257]

XD & Then I was like, & Then I Was Like:D

[synyster86]

Ass to meuth?

[noobatron2]

or russians?

[Erzsebet1560Bathory]

....Marry me?? ;D

[sonicizkool]

They have'em in the redbox at least the ones in the southern states do

[HoustonLoveMetallica]

loved that cat lol

[Yowzow]

the black dahlia murder<3

[purplefingersOMG]

aww i love jojo ♥

[jeidocupcake]

m awww that was so cute with ur cat :')

[jeidocupcake]

2 girls,a chinese dude n no cup XD

[BarrelRoll111]

good review....

[dalebatley1]

an then i was like

an then i was like

an then i was like

an then i was like



[kylamahoney]

That couldn't have been right on time kitty! lol

[CounterVoid]

You: I wouldn't recomend going to see it...

Me: TOO LATE <33

Hahah, your face's though... XD

¬_¬... `_`.... 0_0

[iheartslashers]

XD Lol the end with the kitty XD

[kjetil330]

Jackas 4?

[Killbotfactory]

The movie was bad, except the excellent acting of Dieter Lazer.

[Kraele]

@Killbotfactory Dieter Lazer made the movie for me. I'm sure he's an awesome, intelligent man in real life and I would love to meet him!

[JayEhEnEaTee]

@Killbotfactory EXACTLY!

[darkwitch6779]

hey im german XD..and yes we loves ass but eat shit???noo..i dunno...:P

[horseygirly2]

Canadian? :O



[Katielorelle11]

I've seen it three times. I have no idea why.

[OtherMissUkuleleGirl]

the trailer scares me :L

[Sickopath333]

Hmm.. I really don't think this is a good idea for a movie.. like, at all. It's gross and barbaric, sure, but what demented, drunk monkey would think.. hmmm.. let me sew people together. It doesn't even make sense! I can do this, so.. why not? No reason for it. Whatsoever. But I do surgery on conjoined twins, and that made me curious dangit!

[secksrobot]

LOL

nice facial expressions

[DarkRomanek]

U R TRUE! GERMANS ARE WEIRD!

[sharas13]

Youre cute^^

[JesuCristou]

subnormaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal­llllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[mach65337]

are u canadian?? love your accent

[olciademoncia]

Your facial expressions really make me want to see this movie. but im sure I will not fall asleep after. Good review :)

[KyraMlee]

Wow! This guy is hot!

[SuperPeople265]

GOD HIS FACES A PRICELESS

[hakercheto96]

thats a racist movie,Germany,Englishes,Chines­e

lol

[C0untY0urBl3ssings]

@hakercheto96 The Asian guy is Japanese actually. >_>

[youthinkyouknowmewat]

lmao are you canadian? my friend has that accent.

[RouzeHouze]

sorry shirt pliz tell me

[RouzeHouze]

shit pliz tell me

[smallkassi]

"At first I was like ^_^ then I was like O_O"

[NazTb0y]

you're a fucking idiot, not b/c u disliked the movie, but b/c u contradict yourself. 1 You say, it's a great idea but poorly executed 2 yet you make faces like it shocked you 3 u claim the idea "annoyed your asshole." Ebert has a much more intelligent response: horrendous idea, but well directed. Ending was perfect (& left NO room for a sequel to anyone with a brain). Dieter Laser is a method actor & pulled off the role perfectly.

[musicismyaddiction32]

@NazTb0y its his opinion and thoughts or waateveer

[NazTb0y]

@musicismyaddiction32 well, then it isn't a review! A review ought to be more objective and rigorous. The way some people post reviews on youtube--it's like they've never read a movie review in their life! I'll admit, the "he's in Germany" joke was funny, but the rest was pure opinion. Reviewers back up their opinions, & this clown doesn't.

[Cayberzero]

"It´s Germany! It´s what they are all about"

Of course! We all can´t think about other things! So take care if u visit germany! xD

[emodinoattack]

i literally vomited during the movie

[RouzeHouze]

i love this vid you funny

[busterbaby101]

about, mouth, and out.. YOU TALK SO FUNNEH<3

[MrCaserious]

thumbs up for Dr. Heiters Chicken impression. Gwawk!

[xKaitlinKhaoticx]

i laughed so hard when th cat got on his shoulder and he was like PERFECT!

[ninjagurl12345677]

DX i hated that movie it was kinda okay people have their own opinions i hated it thats my opnion...DX

[moblsche]

yup we germans do some WEIRD shit^^

[snowconerangel]

and plus they do sell it in FL in like redbox :D

[snowconerangel]

I saw right up to the part where theyre in the lawn and the german dude is trying to make the asian play fetch XD ... then i had to leave my cousins house AND I NEVER KNEW WHAT HAPPENED

O.O

[Popdropandroll]

And then i was like!

[sammy2591]

NETFLIX OOOOOOHHHHH

[Ninikitty79]

Your review made me laugh while i was b4rushing my teeth your face and words made me spit everywhere laughing so hard. Thanks

[xDiamondsArntForever]

I LOVE how you say "about"! >.<

[Kayleighkaos]

i love how the cat came in at just the f-ing perfect time!!!!!!

[Blazikengrl101]

why is a related video albino squirrel?

[yung21king]

Film should of been called 2 girls and a chink

[TheMuffinManOfDOOM]

Thumbs for kewl kitteh!!

[WuNN1FY]

ABEUT

[WuNN1FY]

MEUWTH

[NATHANinGAME]

At first he was like 0__0 and then he was like 0_o and then he was like D: and then he was like o_o but then he was back to D: and at the end it was like o_0

[Lenkly]

you are so annoying that it actually entertains me.

[martijn828]

and then i was like (stupid face) and then i was like (rapeface) and then i was like closing the browser

[TheInevitabledemise]

and then i was like stfu...and then i was like why the F*** am i even watching this

[superlegos123]

it was a great movie it was awsome it was really good no sarcasm intended

[tkasper1]

385 people have had their mouths sewed to an asshole

[MeltingCrayons01]

It's On Netflix

[Tonystarkes888]

that is a cool shirt, were can i buy one

[TheBrooklynBratt]

I don't know which part was funnier: the part with you describing the movie with facial expressions or that cat in the end, even though I don't like cats lol

[404killer]

Just watched the movie... They all die... Exept the one in the middle...She will have a hard time living with farts in her face xDDD

[tammaay1001]

hahaha



[SUCKITTIME]

In no way was that movie ever a good idea.

[AwesomeeDudette]

Haha you legend! You're hilarious .. I began watching that hideous excuse for a movie but only could face 30 mins of it, nearly got sick! Love your accent,are you Canadian? Sorry if you're not, thought you were :)

[EPICFAILS2000th]

Dude i just watched that movie it irriteted my asshole to bro xD . I also love playing with my feces ! jkjk (my brother does) xD that movie made me almost puke . It was WIERD ! Later skankeles xD

[1991SuperMAX]

how about srewing you for your comment about germans?

i personal dislike that movie. i turned off after 2/3.

[SushiRoller91]

HAHAHA! KITTEH!! iluv u kitteh!!...leaaaave hiimm!!!

[oJUDAYALo]

lol kitty cue was epic XD

[iShockSs]

Sorry but I don't see why the guy at the front kills himself I mean I wouldn't want to be there don't get me wrong but it's not like he's eating shot or anything

Just eat loads of curry and eggs the people behind would love you

[iShockSs]

What a way to end a video that's awesome ahahahaha

(thumbs up just for the cat) :D

[pfitz890]

ur gay

[XxpuchiaxX]

@pfitz890 IKR U ARE GAY XD

[zoeyredbird12345]

about i love the way you say it

[cece1000able]

i want a cat who thinks its a parrot.......

[shetokko]

kitty is so cute

[The417bitch]

your hilarious love the cat so cute!!

[The417bitch]

I love scary movies but I am not sure I can stomach this I still have a hard time watching saw I allways put myself in their shoes

[RoxxyRawrz]

" It's Germany! it's what they're all about! "

I laughed so hard at that XD

[steadyb23]

your cat f**king LOVES YOU! :3



[kawainu]

ネタとしての映画なのか気になる... Review thanks:)

[happydiskproductions]

@JaneWonderfallss you sound like a classic racist amarican piece of shit, so quit dissing canada

[lionmahay1]

Press "3"!

[MisterAlpina]

hässlicher Hurensohn

[TheDerpEffect]

XD i love your cat

[49ersfan660]

hits the fan?

[loko1701]

i dare you to watch a film called, A serbian Film, I dare you

[StarryKittay]

can someone tell me the ending?

[TheChosen365]

The movie SUCKED and nasty as fuck. 05/5 starts

[voter96]

you look like a puppet. :D

[Nosh5]

>_> wtf i mean looking at this movie i had no idea what i suppose to feel? Should i be scares? Grossed out? I dunno <_< I mean what are they trying to convey? German ppl love shit? Doctors in other countries are crazy? I was angry finishing this movie, like i wanted my time back angry =_= wtf why are we making movies like this.

[coconutpower18]

ITS ON NETFLIX GUYS

[anotherdumbwhiteguy]

@coconutpower18 hell ya i watched it!

[The3Jonhy]

Kitty! xD

[vivelajonny]

HOW IN THE FUCK IS THIS A GOOD IDEA IF YOU WERE INCHARGE OF THE MOVIES THAT COME OUT THE MOVIES WOULD BE ASS

[candycane5891]

LMMFAAAOOOO!!! i laughed hysterically to this review.. Good job!

[MakeupByMaggie]

Kitty kisses! :D

[TheJFKindustries]

i disagree

i don't know what your talking aboot

[LetTheFunBegin95]

I’m in love with the way you say ‘mouth’ and ‘about’ .

You can find it on Netflix. Lol.

[animeclay345]

"I'm not ready to have my asshole sewn to someones mouth. And I'm not ready to have someone's anus sewn to my mouth." Best quote ever.

Also, your cat is adorable. :D

[JayCatary]

and I was like... - favourite part of your review :D

[JosephAxl1]

THE MOTHER FING ENDING WAS SO FING STUPID LIKE WTF LEAVE THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE THERE TO JUST DIE RLLY THIS MOVIE WAS SO STUPID. THE SECOND ONE DOES SOUND DISQUSTING EWWWWWW YOU SHOULD READ THE ARTICLE THEY DID FOR THE NEXT MOVIE IT TELLS YOU WHATS GONNA HAPPEN IN THE NEXT ONE. IT'S GONNA BE YUCKY. THE DIRECTOR SAID THIS MOVIE COMPARED TO THE NEXT ONE IS "MY LITTLE PONY" TAKE THAT AS YOU WILL

[SarahLillianJamison]

I HATE HOW THAT SHITTY MOVIE ENDED! I mean why did it end with the chick "who was the center peace" not get freed. And she had no way of getting out ! WHAT A FUCKING CRAPPY MOVIE!!!!!

[Babelfish112]

lol i want ur kitty plz, so cute!!!

[TheOtherGuy122]

1:12 Epic Face!

1:15 Epic Face!

1:18 Epic Face!!

1:21 Epic Face!

1:23 GIZZ IN MY PANTS!

[HiddenDataFilms]

Oh crap! I have to shit xD that was the really gross part. I hated this movie sooo bad.

[zombie1126]

KITTEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TeeAiDee]

Jeez.... Even the people who like the idea still hate this movie. For pete's sake, it's a good movie. Why is it so hated? I am beyond confused.

[MsANGEL2030]

lol i stayed up tillreally now watch it yesterday at like 9:00 its like 5:00am i did the same reactions. Feel sick and me to if i wake up to my mouth to someones butt and then eats shit or let someone eat my shit. my stepdad was making fun of me cause of the movie i feaked out on him. its gross i puked more that 1 hour. so if u watch it dont eat anything and tell ur stomach good luck.

[EdwardElrick93]

I found it at Target well, for sell but if you just want to watch it then go on Netflix

[Mrkarlfisher]

how weird does he say ass to mouth ..."ass to mooth dog dies"

[MissyZebraConverse]

agreed the end sucked...........i love your face reactions lol!

[Starwarsfan1guy]

He did all the little big planet emotions!!!

[PRETTYLIGHTS56]

@Starwarsfan1guy lol he has lbp and i have met him on lbp

[Starwarsfan1guy]

@PRETTYLIGHTS56 nice lolollolollolololol

[OnlytrueDiva]

And yeah, there's something wrong with your nose also. Guess you've been snagged on a wire-mesh fence?

[OnlytrueDiva]

Still offending us Germans with that. I guess you are really into that. It's you who wants his mouth to be sown to another's asshole. You don't know nothing about us Germans so please shut the f up and start talking bout your own people like that if you want to. Shitty American that you are!

[noodels456]

@OnlytrueDiva he's not american dumbass he is canadian.

[yazzman13]

I think the cat was about to go ass to mouth.

[UnholyTrinity891]

youre gay

[DanChoiKoBitBoi]

hate those dudes try to look cute to impress others -.-

[dragonforks93]

In the words of Dante, "NEVER go ass to mouth"

[WTFJustnoRELOADED]

This guy goes ass to mouth all the time.

[mastadon7771]

The way you say "mouth" makes me want to slap you in the mouth. In general, I would try to avoid that word if I were you... unless you want to feel the wrath of my pimp hand.

[GreenKryptonite1201]

Hey Bitch^^

I´m german and I have to tell you:

The author and diredctor comes from netherlands afaik.

So one of the sick persons that´s thinking about humans that are bound ass to ass possibly smoked much pot^^

Leave germans alone...

[Gelgo0g]

Poorly acted? how would you act if your mouth was sewn to someones ass? Granted its a crap film but you don't watch a film called "The human Centipede" for a well written story and excellent acting, its all for shits and giggles.

[Vampireheartangelmin]

There is a sequel but it's illegal in like twenty countries

[barafear799]

epic faces!

[halation777]

You have some nasty boogers hanging from your nose, dude....and why are you wearing a hood?

[halation777]

You have some nasty boogers hanging from your nose, dude.

[jeffreyarbeau]

Thumbs up if you clicked on this video because you thought this kid looks like a dumb bitch and wanted him to know about it.

[JMA4571]

Ha ur funny lol

[acmilan221j]

Lmao ur hilarious

[Sp3ctra1]

and then i was like



[Killuminati211212]

the ending was shit 

[gerbills08]

ever since i saw the human centipad from southpark i wanted to see it lol

thumbs up if thts why ur watching it

[redtailedboa4]

what a queef

[GUITARp90x]

its germany, its whats its all about. LOL

[mindthegap2012]

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