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  • dwrcl! no man dis maddd

  • dwll :DDD

  • Dis yah one wrong!

  • Kiss mi bloodclaught... i almost dieddddd with that line!

  • u ah eediat bwoi, is a raasclaat gunman dis ye a talk to!

    Go suck out ye granny TINKIN hole!

    If uno cyant pay uno phone bill, why yu ah f*** round mans phoneline for? Ah yu phonebill yu cyant pay

  • This sounds like my old man r.i.p pops love ya!!

  • LOL OMG his old ass b startin shit

  • HAha He Had Rick ross On Hush Mode.

  • This definately my granddad whether im drunk/sober lol miss u grandfather

  • KISS ME BLOOD CLAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Ah Yuh Pone Bill Yuh Cyaa Pay?" Di Man Seh "PONE" DWL

  • "You ah eediot bwoy! Dis ah rassclaart gunman you ah tark to y'nah"

    "You warn shuut inna ya bloodclaart face"

    LooOOOoool

  • thats how cruzian people talk...

  • go suck out yuh granny tinkin wul DWL

  • aint seen this in a while

  • i cant understand anything wtf?

  • Stupid waste of time, you really have nothing better to do then make stupid videos

  • @hperez19 Well apparently you have nothing better to do than watch them 0.o

  • @hperez19

    Waste of time for you, cos you fail to understand the diction. loooool

  • @hperez19

    Ha ha! You don't understand patois, thats why your chattin' shit. Loooool

  • go suck out yuh mada tinkin whole ...lmfaooo he got me dyin

  • yuh tink meh ah batti mon wah meh ah call yuh fah lmfaooooo

  • They echo the old man voice at the end when him seh "Shot up unu pussyclaat" like him ah chat pon sound system! LOL!!!

  • Kiss mi bloodclat - who a call you? LMAO - This can be so many of my relatives.

  • hahahhaa i watch this shit all day... i am sick

  • buh d ole man a gangsta

    

  • Hahahahaha old guy dont take shit from no 1

  • but see yah?! look pon diss likkle ole man bout him a cuss. laaaaaaaaaad!

  • yuh stikin rasclaut

  • Kiss mi rass!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

  • hilarious

  • dude u need to get more of these me a laugh no fuck wey mah dey lol

  • bloodclatt #shell

  • wow

  • not funny

  • @337skilla mabye cuz u dont understand battybwoy

  • @337skilla niqqa u lame go suck ur madda pussywhole bwoy!!!!!

  • Hear me man...

    Go SUCK you mudda

  • sooo funny, no matter how many times i watch it I laugh just as hard.

  • him dog love him cheesy socks eeh lol

  • this funni nuh hell

  • ; this NEVER gets oldddddd!!

    OMG!!! lOl

  • Diss a gun man u a talk to

  • Is very funny I been coming here to watch this for a year and it neva gets old. Even funnier that this group of videos is called "kiss mi rass" and by the second video, the old man starts off by saying "Kiss mi bloodclat....!" like im already know seh deh one yute on the line is deh same one wuh ask for Mr. Kiss mi rass.

  • A puppet saying: "Yuh waan shot ina yuh bloodclaat face" ....too nuff! DWL!

  • this is amazingly funny. ""Insanely funny |Loooool and I ain't even Jamaican.

  • a woulda like know weh unuh deh mek a come shot up unuh pussy clatt............lol

  • @jamaicakid1000 Yeah, dat was the funniest way to end it.

  • lol the women puppet look at the dog

  • BOMBOO HOLE!...LOL

  • Shit is too funny son...."KISS MI BLOODCLOT AH WHO CALL YA?!!"...loll

  • lol he is funny 

  • lol yo these shits is made to listen to..listen to it without watching the video, u hear it word for word.

  • Grandpa nuh easy a rass.......is a rassclaut gun man dis./..go suck out ya granny tinking hole lol ctfu dead jamaican people we nuh easy rrrrrrr rrrr

  • haha...anybody notice the dog?

  • what ah ol man can trace.... him rude to bumbaclaat glad mi nah know im to rass lmbao, rotffl kiss mi bloodclattt.... mi ah battyman wuh mi ah call yuh fuh, lmao

  • this shit is funny lol

  • thats freeway

  • YOU WANT SHOT IN YAH BLOODCLOT! DKM!! LMFAOO YO

  • lol lick ur bloodclaut granny hole lol

  • but da owl man ya nuh easy

  • lol

  • yu need fi get sum shot up ina yu pussyclaught lmfao!!!

  • looool the dog biting his feet

  • whoever dislikes this.. kisss mi bludclat!

  • are you all jamaican

  • Find out this old man is talkin to Mike. LOL

  • Is a rass claat gunman this you ah talk to

  • lmao so fucking mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yuh kno wah, tha luk juss like Rick Ross,, lmao

  • suck out yeh granny stinkin hole..lmao

  • kiss mi bloodclaat!!!!!!!!!! Da one deh bad!!!!! lol mi ah dead wid laugh

  • LOL YUH WANT SHOT IN AH YUH BLOODCLOT....GO SUK PUT YA GRANNY STINKY HOLE

  • @C1CONRAD Lololol !!!! Yuh Zeeet !!!!!!!!!!!

  • hello wat yu ah want? no you want, i ah call y-KISS MI BLOODCLAT?! who ah call yuh

    lol i laugh like shit whenever i hear the "KISS MI BLOODCLAT?!"

  • suck out ya granny stinky hole

  • LMFAO...WTF?

  • comical keep dem comming lol

  • ' A raasclaat gunman dis yu a talk to yu know ". LMAO

  • roooooflfllL@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo

  • LOOK....ITS RICK ROSS!!!

  • @Jarack123 more like freeway

  • Go suck out yuh granny stinkin hole lmaooooooooooooooo

  • love the jokes need to be on tv

  • lol I love having jamaican parents lol even though i can't speak patois,I understand it perfectly lol this guy sounds like my grandma when she's mad(which is almost all the time)

  • @00:34 " yuh ah idiot bwoy , me's a rassclot gun man, dis yuh a talk to "

  • lol

  • lmao

  • very funny

  • lol lol lawd god

  • swear nah dan dis real hard nah

  • 0:11.......LOOK AT THE WIFE'S FACE IN THE BACKGROUND....LMAOOOOOO!!!!!

  • @THEEillestGazaBitch looool gud observation!

  • @chickenNbeerbiatch  thankyou hunn =)

  • I couldn't understand shit through the whole thing... Guess I'm too white lol

  • lmfao. dis fuckin haad star! mi affi mek mi fren dem see dis!

  • This shit almost had me in fucking stitches. Mad hilarious!

  • Dis mash mi up. LMAO!!!

  • Man a gun man mi shot uno bloodclat! hahaha

  • had to watch dis shit 1000000 times and still hilarious

  • @wenithboy oh my gosh you realy like this do you? If you watched this 1000000 times you would get SSSSIIIIIICCCCCKKKKKK of if trust me i did it and it sucked balls

  • yuh wan shot inna bloodcault face

  • lol this clip gives me jokes... kiss mi bludclart :) lmfao

  • kiss meh rass... lol this clip gives me jokes :D

  • funny

  • That shit is funny how he looks up and yells it...."KISS MI BLOODCLatt" lmao

  • no affence... but shouldn't daii ov really been black.

  • Blood Knot!!! there's nobody in the world more funny than us caribbean people. We have a way of saying things. I love my caribbean people.

  • LMAO!!!!!!

  • Bloody funny x

  • llmaooo old man got a real dirty mouth

  • my favorite it nice no rass...........

  • YO MI DEH YA AH IRAQ AH DEAD WID LAUGH!!!!!!

  • What is rassclat?

  • @saxonfield call that old man and you will find out.

  • LMAO

  • "Guh suck yuh granny tinkin hole"...DWL..lmaoo

  • Go suck out your granny"s stinking hole????? 'em big talk

  • hahahaha LMAO!!!! This is soo funny XD, this old man needs his mouth to be washed out with detergen, clorox, and lysol lol

  • funnie part whus when he was like "me a batty man u think me a batty man "lmmfao

  • this videoo is so funny and i understand everythin it sayss

  • Laarrd me eye a run water tru joke...'yuh a idiaat bwoy...is gun man yuh a talk too' LMAO...

  • lol_Dis a one old man yu na wa fi bother

  • me wan woll ya and bust sumtem ina ya pussyclaut

  • ah u phone bill you cant pay

  • suck out yuh granny tinkin wul & mi a raas claat gun man lmfao i cnt stp rewidin dem parts

  • OH GAD!!!! LMAO!!! 

  • "kiss mi bloodclat awu a call u"

  • @nigen007 Blood clot not bloodclat.. it means pussy or bitch..itz jungle slang

  • @PTprodution Stop teaching people if you dont know better. Bloodclat is a reference to a (used) Menstrual Pad. And Bumboclat is a reference to a (used) toilet paper. Figure it out...

  • @Li0npaw itz 'blood rag" and wht it it used for son.. a pussy.. itz other word for the same thing.. just like prick or wanker... and yes i know itz jungle slang.. I'm Jamaican son. Just like call'n some one a douche.. I was make'n a comparison kid.. chill out.. i know wht i'm say'n

  • @Li0npaw its best to ignore some ppl blood i swear .... they have nothing better to do more time ....as long as yuh get the jokes dont make no one spoil it ......

  • @dbanks77 blood cloth in a jamaican accent...

    i HATE HATE HATE when people use words they dont know....

    ignore them...

    bumbaclat is referring to a cloth thats been used to wash some1s ass.

    one day i'll release a translation book n be rich...

  • @Jiggzy u r so supiddd it MEANSS SOMETHING ELSSSEE

  • @Li0npaw shutt uppp u dont know shittt

  • diss a de best still man respect Jamaicans '

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  • @Li0npaw Yuh Stop Teachin people if u unno...all my dayz meh n meh mi neva hear dem ting deh b4 yuh zimmie :S....da word hv no meanin at all...jus a bod word dats alll yuh ceiit

  • @Li0npaw bloodclot is a slang for Jamaicans instead of using certain words like fu*k or pus*y and etc. So it doesn't always necessarily have thuu deal with menstrual in jamaican language

  • honestly this video is so funny!!! omg the "shot up uno pussy clawt" with the slow motion, is waaayyy tooooo funnnny!!!!!!!

  • lmaooo go suck out yuh granny sticken hole..OMG THIS SHIT IS TO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHAHAH

  • THAT WAS FUUUUUUUNNNNNYYYY!!!!

  • Roflmao

  • roflmao.

  • ya granny stinkin whole LMAOOOOO<<<<DEAD

  • this shits toooo fuckin funny...........

  • Hello What Yu want, lol!!!

  • Yow a di best thing dis gramps deal with him away me lough till me eyes start run water

  • I love the echo at the end!! lol

  • Yo di little Dog by his Foot got me Cryin; that made it funny even more!!!

  • its a rat

  • who dee bloodclott a call yuh... lol

  • SHOT UP UNNO PUSSY CLOT!

  • Lmaooooo " Ah Yah Fone Bill Yuh Cyant Pay ` Yuh Ah Use People Line ? Yuh Stinkin Rasclott Yuh

  • kiss mi bloodclaat!!! weh mi a call yu fa u think mi a battyman!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOO

  • is that a rat at his foot ,,lmaooo

  • Jamaica to di fockin WORL!!!!!!

  • mi here mi fone a ring mi come ansa yuh a guh ask mi bout a who....WHO DI BLOODCLOT A CALL YUH??

    i woulda like fi kno unno den mi can get fi come SHOT UP unno pussyclot...

  • lolololololoolololl yo want shat inyoh granny hole no u is not a batty man yah

  • Me a like fe no where uno de me an a man come fe shot up uno pussy hole hahaha classic yardie

  • - Dhis ah rassklaat qunn man yahh tlk to . Lmaoo . Yuu waan shot inna yahh bloodklaat . Lmfaoooooo .

  • lmfao dis ya funny

  • kiss me bloodclot who ah call yuh!

  • this shit is fucking funny ive been looking for it

  • yoooooooo it bad dawg LOL LOL!!!!!!!!

  • kissssss mi blodclat ouu ah caall u !!

  • go suck out yah granni stinkin hole

  • @aka19p LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lmfao

  • Bahahah I just love how it echos at the end.. thats some funny ass shit!

  • Loooooooooooooooool

  • lol... KISS IM BLOODCLOT.....A WHO A CALL U LMAO I CANT STOP DIEING OF LAUGHER

  • Rosclot Gunman?!?....Sitting in his house wearing Robe and having a Dog playing with his feet...lol what a threat..:"Gunman"

  • @dwayneellis13 OMG! I read you comment and I could not stop laughing. Either way, this video is funny as hell!

  • you know it! lol

  • @dwayneellis13 mi watch di video an laugh, den mi read yuh comment an watch di video an nearly dead wid laughter... ketch di foot dem looooooooooooool