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  • DRUG MASTER. hahaha

  • thats not a salad

  • Thumbs up for 3:25 Tomato with Apple Sound :D

  • This was a million times funnier than the new "two and a half men" episodes. I don't care about watching some boring non-talented fuckers on a show. Charlie Sheen WAS the show. And he still is, if you want to catch it, just watch things like this. ( :

  • I love Charlie Sheen.  Awesome guy with a great sense of humor. He is the coolest guy ever.

  • maybe it´s funny in english language - maybe i did not unterstand the whole

    with translating..

  • @comicuturn dude it's hilarious if you speak english fluently what did you not understand I might be able to explain it to you better than a translater

  • okay charlie.

    you got me.

    i have loved him since Wall Street.

  • omg-.- i hate when ppl comment what im just supposed to write...

  • Is he fucking mental ?

  • I want his apron.

  • I wonder how he will get on kids network?

  • @Flamedgunable he'll do the voice for some crazy ass character on adventure time or spongebobs crazy uncle

  • Charlie is the best!

  • Eye cancer!

  • wtf

  • Funny or die , then 1 295 ppl have to die

  • WINNING .. :DD

  • "All green things must die."

    pokerface.

  • putting charlie sheen and chuck norris in a fight is like what happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force

  • Charlie Winning will find out that all the tiger blood in the world won't help him when his chest xray reveals a big spot on his lung from sucking on all those cancer sticks.

  • @50hellkat2 Hey, he's being responsible and doing his part for population control.

  • start watchin two and a half men from begining...on season three now...dont want to think about season 9 its creep me out

  • thats not a salad.

  • Charlie Sheen is full of WIN!

  • You watched two and a half men to begin with?

  • masselter1 add him in skype pls ... add ihn in skype pls he spam my skype name i want he add more than me ! pls thumps up :)

  • tea made from ground dinosaur fossils xD 2:28

  • Ok so Jaguar tears, gotta kill a cow with my bear hands, grind dinosaur bones into wine, and smoke... alot... Looks like my "Winning" check list is complete.

  • I want to eat that food! But my awesomeness is BETTER than Charlie Sheen!

  • @LordShadrach Ehh.. nope. You're no one.

  • The best way to cook a steak is with moderate to intense observation.

  • Omg! It's my mom must have been his cooking teacher!!!

  • 1:23 best 10 seconds of my life.

  • 1:09 - 1:13 :D

  • Fuking idiot

  • I'm sad that Charlie Sheen doesn't do this stuff anymore. I adored him last year when he did<3 xD

  • Charlie sheen is my fucking idol

  • He must be on a quest... To out do Chuck Norris.

  • All green things must die.

  • this is so funny, if this were an actual show I would watch it. He just pulls off the arrogant asshole thing so well.

  • Because his approach to publicity is dismissive and arrogant and he pulls this off elegantly and effectively by just NOT GIVING A DAMN and saying it as it is. He knows ET and tabloid shows like this want him on their show and he let's them know THE WAY IT IS......STRAIGHT DOWN THE LINE...... PRICELESS....!

  • He says "hm....tastes like Winning." before he tried it. xD

  • @TheSirFindus thats not the point.

  • @G4MeR666 You're right. The point is he wastes an animal who died for that meat and that just for fun. That's the thing I don't like about this video.

  • Hmmm... the steak looks yummy.... *vomit*^^

  • Charlie quit smoking and everything.. He's a Warrior.

  • So...who wins in this battle, Charlie Sheen, or Chuck Norris??

  • His so called "food" doesnt look like a masterpiece, instead it looks like a winning masterpiece.

  • I do not know why people like his shitty jokes. He is not funny not even under influence of weed. Charlie Douche!

  • All green things must die.

  • guys he is not bipolar!! He is bi-winning!

  • I actually made that salad last night. Later on, when I when getting ready to go to bed, I let out a tiny amount of air. It seemed to have no odor, although the eyeballs of my pet hamster was instantanously vaporized.

  • This guy must have some GREEK in him for sure.....!!!

  • @mrjohnknott Why do you think so?

  • When this men die, it will be the end of the world

  • WE WANT CHARLIE.WE WANT CHARLIE.WE WANT CHARLIE.WE WANT CHARLIE.WE WANT CHARLIE.WE WANT CHARLIE.WE WANT CHARLIE.WE WANT CHARLIE.

  • Charlie Sheen > Chuck Norris

  • @derajthebrave a used dildo > chuck norris

  • @derajthebrave my dead great great grandfather > Charlie Sheen

  • @derajthebrave

    Charlie Sheen > Charlie Sheen

    WTF Chuck Norris ? :)))

  • @derajthebrave NOOOOOOOOOOO

  • 2012 IS HERE CONVERT TO JESUS AND SAVE YOURSELVES FROM THE APOCALYPSE!!

  • i stopped watching two and a half men after charlie left, i think most people did

  • @skullboy1990 but of course.

  • @skullboy1990 WAIT SO CHARLIE LEAVES ... SO WHO REPLACES HIM!!!

  • @lovradin10 No one replaces him.

  • crunchy tomato? 

  • @jeremalaria Yeah, that's what I thought. But don't forget: It's Charlie, the war.^^

  • 2:26 xD

  • winning !!!! :D

  • This is my favourite actor, now when he is back the big hit Anger M with miss Blair it could mean that Kutcher and men is a zip file on Chinese tv.

  • Tiger chef hat!

  • RIP charlie

  • Warning ; the taste of charlie sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

    Can't they give this guy a regular spot on a cooking show? I'd actually try watching it lol

  • no one gives a damn to sheen right now :| ....neil patrick is more popular than he is -.-''

  • @raghavrameshrocks of course people give a dam see any sheen related video and you will realise that

  • Check out da sauce tv cooking show!

  • ur failing charlie sheen

  • fucking badass chef charlie sheen make, oh so hot :P <3

  • Your lungs aren't winning.

  • @GhostAvenger620 He gives cancer to cigarettes

  • all green things must die :ddddd LOL :ddddddddddddddd

  • What the hell?!?! What was this for?

  • Crazy motherfucker, miss you man.

  • Tigerblood

  • this guy is nuts! i love it 

  • amazing

  • charlie sheen told me i wasnt of this terrestial world ... \m/ wish to fuck he'd do a weekly show like this

  • Dear Charlie Sheen,

    fuckin stop!

    sincerely,  Loser

  • Charlie, your a classic act.....original in WINNING mammoth proportions....come to Sydney buddy....we are winning....,,,,

  • He's so winning with his hat

  • 2:25 Duh winning !! that´s cooooll :D LOVE CS

  • This is why charlie shhen is epic

  • Smoking while cooking , Charlie Sheen always make me laugh :D

  • Best all time cooking show!!! Charlie Sheen rocks!

  • All green things must die?? weed is green Charlie No! bad Charlie!

  • He is fucking crazy wow!

  • funnyordie sucks. you can tell from the name alone

  • LOL. What the HELL, Charlie?

  • i love how he draws a knife on the knife

  • Duh Winning. Steak is done..

  • <3

    

  • i just searched some cooking recipes... how do i always get in the weird part of youtube?? you know what i mean, right?

  • Charlie Sheen, the only man who can pull a knife ... on a knife

  • wheres Jake?and Alan?

  • Pshh, that's not a salad.

  • this is awesome LOL

  • Winners stalk and kill their own food without earthly weapons, I'm not some mouth breather in a drive thru gorging my pie hole on mass produced monkey grub.

  • fuck ashton kutcher

  • @MsLaraaaaaa i just logged in to thumb up ur comment :))

  • @Andrei99 :D 

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  • who needs to worry about lung cancer when your cooking with Charlie..

  • Who am I? part beat me haha.

  • Marlboro owes you like a million dollars for advertising!

  • this is gay

  • i also water my plants with tears of a jaguar thumbs up if you do to :)

  • i just teleported.

  • mmm tastes like winning

  • I love Charlie Sheen -3

  • duh..winning. steak is done

  • Charlie Sheen we demand more of you're awesome Winning attitude! :D

  • I think he's acting

  • LOL that was incredible... Charlie is incredible so funny

  • its nice to see charlie is gettin back to normal

  • That's not a salad.

  • @1337Follower Troll. It's a Tomato Winning Salad.

  • #Winning.. !!!

  • I tried making that meal, but all I get is muffins....... The fuck?

  • ok

  • Sad, pathetic, TIRED. Tired of Sheen and his " winning" catch phrase. * yawn*

  • @makattak88 then fuck off

  • @makattak88 dude this video is like 8 months old.. i dont know what u do complaining now

  • @makattak88 *Yawn*

    Virgin fag detected

  • Charlie Sheen the new Chuck Norris

  • This is funny Charlie Sheen is awesome.

  • Epic

  • Ya but wtf happen after his early movies like young guns lol i mean dont get me wrong he is a trip lol but he seem so norm back in the day lol warlock you rock man dont over dose man plz

  • Series.  NOW.

  • All green things must die...

    Dose that include your like bar?

  • i wish i could smoke a blunt with charlie he seems awesome

  • Charli Sheen tem que para der fumar se não vai acabar morrendo, e nos vamos ficar Triste :( pois nos adoramos ele....

  • 1,269 people are not WINNING!

  • What the fuck did I just watch

  • All green things must DIE.

  • liam neeson beats them all

  • that's not a salad

  • Yes Chef!!! ,MIx cigarettes,lettuce,Bieber and seasonings together! The worst food I have ever seen...

  • Fuck chuck norris, Charlie Sheen is the BOSS!

  • the only way to make this dish corectly, is to be on the drug known as charlie sheen.

  • Glad to see he's still banging 7gram rocks and finishing em, hey its how he rolls.

  • Hahaha! one and only!

  • All Green Things Must DIE!!!

  • Cocaine is a hell of a drug :D

  • charlie sheen is the man

  • this guy is my idol

  • all green things must die

    

  • @DarbyBoy96 thats why hes the best, he has this thing that few people have... GENIUS!

  • that's not a salad

  • dexter's opening theme

    

  • This guys old as fuck

  • this is tea made from ground dinosaur fossils :)

  • 1,265 people cant use their mind tools

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  • from a star to a major dick in one go

  • no one can replace charlie, NO ONE

  • @marollo9 Except a crackhead.

  • Wow, this was horrible.

  • Why have I not seen this before??