Special Christmas Turkey. part 1

[ayoama]

Looking at his apartment is going to give me a panic attack soon.

[omgwtfbbqlolish]

The reason his house is so dirty and disorganized is that he has been holding a camera with one hand for his entire life. It really is hard to function as a normal person when you can only use one hand

[smuttbullen]

Why does he have aluminium foil in his stove?

[MRmontyTHEmeatTRAIN]

no i wonder why you are still alive

[Riceyes]

This guy is a fucking genius.

[ZergState]

I honestly can't tell if he's being serious....

[YoshinoYosh]

Fact: Tuna and Turkey are the same thing except that one swims in the water and the other fli--OH MY GOD A FLYING TUNA IS ATTACKING ME, WHY DID YOU PEOPLE NOT VOTE FOR AL GORE

[BiNeko]

Masao, you are fucking epic.



[BobMcCob]

He is so digusted by that one egg he throws the other one in shell and all.

And yet his pad is a sewer and no fucks are given.

[girlheartsfett]

I managed to watch all the way through and these videos have changed my life and will haunt my dreams for an eternity...*Shivers*

[bluecore7]

I think this turkey is coming along quite nicely...

[Hypermagic2]

This guy needs his own show. Fucking sign him now. Film it at his apartment. It would be the bIggest hit ever.

[jburtson]

@Hypermagic2 but then he could afford turkey :(

[Schpudd]

"incase you're wondering why i have shoes in the bath"

... yeah that's the weird part

[wordupassholes]

les claypool has a filthy house, appearently

[TheP3NDU1UM]

oh god my brain

[SwindleUK]

just fucking clean your house!

[Sparkfromthefire]

Hair dryer. . .

[hankreket]

Cocaine's one hell of a drug

[scottieg99]

yo is he a hoarder?

[Lunarvx22]

Canned tuna is a capitalist conspiracy. All meat should be simply labled "meat".

[velocityJE]

you know it's gonna be rough when butter utterly befuddles him

[EnGlave]

When I butter my toast tomorrow I'm doing so with my FISTS

[BirmzWeedhead]

"ERRR EWHA R REHERHEAAHHEREHAEEEEEEEEEAR"

[hurphurphurp]

He wears shoes.... in the bath???

Good lord.

[GeneWasher]

I think the real concern here is WHY DOES HE HAVE WINDEX??!

[Thatkimm]

Who ARE you?

[lebensraummetal]

THIS IS WHY JESUS WAS REALLY CRUCIFIED

[flutterbunny]

"I use this when I want to burn things"

[flutterbunny]

Having watched two of this guy's cooking videos, I have learned that the secret to long life in spite of crazy is eating egg shells.

[SuperJazzTube]

Is this real life?

[Thaleus]

who you callin turkey

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

The whole egg.

In the blender.

Shell and all.

...How is he ALIVE? How is he REAL????

[Lekarn]

@DaRkLoRdZoRc what's wrong with eating the shell?

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

@Lekarn I GUESS nothing, but almost nobody eats it considering it cuts up your mouth and doesn't have a good taste. It's just fucking screwy to see someone cook using the entire egg, let alone by just chucking it in a BLENDER.

[Ahdanack]

"In case you are wondering why I have shoes in my bath," Actually, I'm more interested in the pot, plunger, and blender.

[Edgehead1132]

clean your damn kitchen

[sephyr242]

Are you schizophrenic?

[BirmzWeedhead]

What the hell is this? EURGHGEAHGHA HAHAHEG EHAG AEHGHAGHEHEAH

[iTerror1ze]

what

[Xx0AUS0xX]

MMM what a nice clean house.

[BirmzWeedhead]

@Xx0AUS0xX ITS SO CLEAN! :D

[verelith]

Great video, but a slight miscalculation has been made.

Tuna is the chicken of the sea. If you add air to tuna and you take out the water, you get CHICKEN

[MujerWOW]

Who would have thought turkey and tuna were the exact same thing. You learn something new every day.

[soadkicks1]

did he close his account, does anyone know?

[mcgoo721]

I like how he doesn't want his feet to touch the surface of his tub, but dishes to cook food in is perfectly fine.

[Savaril]

mix the eggs with some floor

[heartsboxcars]

@Savaril Hey Savaril you're reading this in an email.

[junkiemonkey121]

""and so uh, basically if you want to have real turkey, you just have to take some tuna and actually, you know, compensate for the missing air and overflowing water.""

[jamieisjabba]

omg clean your house

[BirmzWeedhead]

@jamieisjabba a god doesn't have to clean his house.

[abbatoir1b]

"ahh. hmm. not yet" throws butter back in the oven.

[Helmholz42]

god DAMN

[Shaiberu]

Sweet fucking Christ what am I watching?!

[jwhittle91]

fucking clean up you dirt pig!

[NoahNuez]

mother of mercy wtf is that what the fuck am i watching and how the fuck do u live in a place like that oo. . . . . . . .

[7amanda7]

I'd rather him explain, not why there's shoes in a tub so disgusting he can't put his feet in, but why he's got all his pots in there which he prepares and eats food from. incredible.

[Astrix321]

dude... wtf! how can you live like that

[SimplyRisque]

This guy is the fucking deranged, polar opposite of Julia Child.

[choobers22]

i would never eat anything that came from a place like that........ @_@

[MrNinjaboy7]

"this would have been turkey if it wasnt in the water" lol

[MrNinjaboy7]

this is fucking awsome

[unimatrix666]

mate clean your fucking house

[mak3myda3]

I hope my house doesnt get this gross when i start to live on my own. 

[jordandroid]

This guy is such a retard.

[evilmiera]

@jordandroid This man is a freaking GENIUS

[jordandroid]

"If you're wondering why I have shoes in the bath it's because there's a lot of disgusting stuff in there I don't want to touch with my feet".

...

....But...your pots are in... you keep your pots in the bath.

I was more concerned about the pots in the bath

You didn't... you didn't put me at ease there.

[Foxx6699]

Excellent example of an American't.

[kennymilk]

@Foxx6699 He lives in Canada, you dunce.

[clevershark]

This is a never-ending succession of "facepalm" moments.

[bLaZiNgAnGsTa420]

how is this guy not dead yet

[skapunknj]

What the fuck is up with the random hotdog on the oven door handle at 8:08?

[speier]

This guy needs to be on Hoarders

[Oblivionthoraxia]

turkey cake? genius!

[reefermadne55]

i wonder how many egg shells this guy consumes in a year...

[hangalabangala]

I'm surprised you haven't died from any diseases yet. Disgusting!

[SimmanFederal]

man, his house... is gross

[verrac]

@SimmanFederal not his fridge

[ConcealRise]

Ah, yes! Turkey cake!

Tuna plus air is turkey

That hair-dryer helps!

Butter up that pot

Dig it all out with bare hand

A sprinkling of flour

Smash egg on the stove

The next one goes straight inside

The horror blender

[bandita43]

@ConcealRise

If I ever need a new user name, "Horror Blender" will be it.

[yotan46]

he's blowdrying tuna to drain the water away. oh my god.

[GT4604]

the first sentence of this video assures me this will be a winner

[6Miss6Talent6]

he CLR'ed the blender.

[BaronFeydRautha]

CLEAN YOUR SHIT HOLE APARTMENT 

[TheMaskedDuck]

Alright, I followed your instructions and made a three bean burrito. 

[TheAngryOtaku]

Holy shit, clean your fucking house!

[SnipaAdelaide]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[zildjianuo7]

Lol. This guy is like the cooking version of GamerMill's videos

[Brickwalker]

@zildjianuo7

holy shit its true

[brainSalami]

What the fuck am i watching.

[thugglife]

@brainSalami i know right

[NinjaMcWaffles]

I love them turkeys flying in there thar air

[manlycreatures]

i been taken your advice and cook christms turkey for my birthday.. but I have any tuna but it s okay because i have sliced piglet ^__%

[Shawaeon]

Wait? Did he glue his floor?

[zombieseezombiedo]

how is this guy for serious?

[Vnix]

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

[qp3al2zm1]

Shoes in the bath because the bath is too discounting to walk in and yet he uses the pot strait from there like it is no big deal. Just use a hair drier to turn Tuna into turkey? What? His logic is ridiculous.

Putting butter in the pan is a tradition. Lol'd

And he just uses his hand for everything and wipes it on his pants. At least he was smart enough to move the can of whatever flammable away from the stove. I would have actually preferred him not to.

[NixonTech2071]

Turkey cake.... brilliant

[Microwavish]

i love when he drops the whole uncracked egg into the blender

flashback to omelette vid

[06hatter]

The comment about people eating turkey for Christmas for millions of years is my favorite part.

[JustinGrunwald]

It is like paper... but it is also a towel.

[gotnostyle]

The only man in the world smart enough to figure out a recipe that requires Liquid Wrench

[fukinheavymetal]

lol @ booze on table

[kateoo]

I like his alchemy-flavoured approach to cooking - adding air w/ the hair dryer to compensate for the overflowing water. Brilliant!

[Papercleps]

He's eating cat food.

[Anonigonz0]

DDDDD:

Why is it all so dirty?

[nubirl]

GOD DAMN MAN CLEAN UR HOUSE

[CorneliusHarder]

What was this guys youtube account?

[Buckz0rs]

@CorneliusHarder

Masaokis

[Tarkusine]

Thank you so much for reposting these videos. I missed masaokis's special turkey dinner.