Ahmed - The Dead Terrorist

[AliJalal93]

i swear to god criminals and motherfuckers in europe and america are 10 time more than the arab world

[sebarafi]

You are death !

you sure ?

Greetings with Polish ; )

But we have better sketch <3

[GuttenSnorre]

It isn't spelled 'Ahmed'! it is a... c... flemch!

[MrYasin23]

this is funny assss shitttt lol <3<3<3

[007em]

i had a t-shirt like this :> on my T-shirt is typed : SILENCE ! I KEEL YOU! is AWESOME

[bokkkyyy92]

No you sad Akmed is AHMED HHHHHHHH Silence !!!!!! I kill you !!!!!!!!!

[Dangerous25467]

SILENT! I KILL YOU! XD LOL

[6metal6forever6]

isnt it ACHMED not AHMED

[anako1234]

I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[americansharpy]

51 people are named Ahmed and are terrorists 

[turkishsoldier123]

I KILL U!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JEZZE4322]

achmed not ahmed

[yara1230]

me too



[jokeralex300]

this vodeo is good silence i kill you xD

[skatygrl]

اهم شئ أخمد جعلك تنخمد ولا عاد تقوم

[dodothegreatboss]

@skatygrl  hahahahahahahha 7elwa

[abdihoki]

you can only make fun ... but the fact who said that there is no god but god

you fools have been fooled by the word of men who also stupid .. like Jimmy Swaggart ...

[SassyMickeyShow]

Some of yalls really need to calm your nuts! All tv shows are going to be offensive in some way it's kind of a natural instinct to laugh when something is funny don't ya think? Granted some of the things he says is offensive but yall act like you've never said something offensive to somebody. So chill!

[hejmeddig262]

I kill you!!! :D silens i kill you!!! :D

[xx4stingxx]

am the only person who doen't find this funny

[marijosh98]

@xx4stingxx U SUCK

[simell94]

@xx4stingxx yeah probably :P

[Claymore1715]

You want to stop Terrorism (as well as the general degradation and poverty) in America, Europe and other Western countries?

CUT off ALL Third World immigration from those SH*THOLE lands.

[rasmus366]

best part at 2:08 and watch from that time to 2:30

[homesicksubterranean]

ventriloquists are fucking gay, especially this one.

[angelobalto]

For fuck's name...come you guys...it's just COMEDY. Haven't you ever seen one?

It is very funny and stop wining like little girls about all of you Allahs etc...

[mer1ve]

it's not funny. . . i thought it was supposed to be funny. . . . it seems a little more offensive then funny.

[Claymore1715]

@mer1ve Yeah, Ahmed is probably your dead uncle, mer1ve.

[sandracer17]

So - qazwsxedc12345678ize

You must be a gay muslim or you wouldn't ask a man to 'suck your dick'.

Not sure that Allah would be too happy about that. You TWAT!!!!

'I will kill you'.

[mYeMotiOnZ]

@sandracer17 no,ur a gay actually,hes right! making a joke bout a religion whtevr the reason is not funny at all! go to hell!!

[aavsaroglu34]

not funny at all,bullshit..

[oiabuni]

it's great.

[lle27517]

my fav part was 0:0 - 3:51 thumbs up if u agree

[qazwsxedc12345678ize]

who made this veido is a mother fucker asshole and a piece a shit and if you really mean to curse about allah like this come and say it to my face i will beat the shit out of him so who is the man to curse allah like this. by the way i am muslim and i am broud to muslim

[knuckleisgodlike]

@qazwsxedc12345678ize

Way to act like the stereotype you're defending. Idiot

[qazwsxedc12345678ize]

first of all who ever made this veido is mother fucker asshole and you know what i am muslim. what the fuck you going to do, i know suck my dick.

[moho975]

Acccchhhhhmed is not a muslim name. In fact, its not a name at all...

[moho975]

Achmed is not a muslim name.

[ss4matt1995]

I KIIIIIIILLLLL YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

[zeroheadroom]

here is a complete twat reinforcing stereotypes..... if he wasn't narrow minded he could something funny

[speed882]

i can say Hello Or Oi i liked guys because its a Funny Video but why his name ahmed ??

Do you make fun of Islam ?

i dont know what i can do now but Could just say one word Thank u :(

لا اله الا الله محمد رسول الله

[superman7091]

hahahahah LOL!



[RJA277]

hey lemme make a suggestion to you guys, its a comedian with a puppet, and you're on youtube, stop making such a big deal out of little shit.

[Chrisberdion]

Still funny

[Chrisberdion]

Still funny

[MrsWitwer]

"But you're dead"

"No I'm not, I feel fine" lol

[ilario1961]

good

[simplyjas]

Funny as hell, I kill you! Lol

[dayax111]

we are nt terrorist STOP BLAME us???????????????

[fethidz1]

you people make fun about everything and have no respect for any thing and call it humour you have no limit and call it freedom of speech. dont you know that your freedom ends when it reachs others way of life and beliefs you have no morals no codes ,you made fun of jesus(ayssa, aleyhi salam) and it doesnt make you laugh anymore so islam is next soubhane allah ,you live a life and work so hard you dont see your kids grow you drink like fish till you strip naked in the streets and call it fun

[Fardosaaa]

@fethidz1 OMG SO TRUE!!! I AGREE 100% 

[fethidz1]

@Fardosaaa @ last somebody agree's with me, i tought i was going mad lol

[theOrator84]

@fethidz1 - Do us all a favor and please get off of your high horse. This man did absolutely nothing that was offensive other than make fun of the absurdity of suicide bombers. For one, you're practically defending a religious group of radicals who think it's cool to regularly bomb other people's places of worship while they're in prayer. And you have the gall to say we have no morals or codes? There's good and bad on both sides, so cut the finger pointing please. It's a freaking joke dude.

[copenyo]

gdgd m8

[TheLover20xx]

israel+usa= racism+terrorrism

[BabyIsmellL0ve1on1]

Wow! It was funny and NOT! It was offensive in eyes of mines. Not all Muslim / Islamic people are Terrorist. Peoplee call me a Terrorist-Bitch...and ask me how do I make suicide bombs out of a joke! I could of just...it was very insulting, and I think in Muslim / Islamic world of ours we find this very offensive because people actually claim every Muslim to be such as this. Ahmed The Dead Terrorist...is insulting title in the name of all Muslin / Islamic Nations! This is WRONG but too creative .

[viros23]

i wold like to say you are unegekated animal crape

[bgj1993]

I'm a Muslim and I would like to say respectfully that Terrorism has no religion . =)

[TarikuKunn]

@bgj1993 I'm a Muslim, and I agree.

[neologic6]

@bgj1993 Terrorists DO have a religion and it's called ISLAM!!! Go read the Quran and then come back with a more intelligent statement.

[Claymore1715]

@bgj1993 yeah, yeah, screw you, raghead. It was Swedes who annihilated the World Trade Center, blew up the London tube, the Glasgow airport, etc, etc.

[videowatcher4006]

@bgj1993 Total respect to you and your comment is very true

[jojojojo1334]

@bgj1993 it sure has a preference for muslims dont you think...?

[CragsterEagleWarrior]

@bgj1993 very very good bgj i hope you spread that influence =] very wise words :D i wish you all the best bgj

[Elzat1000]

hahahaha

[smazloom97]

Good video please look at my videos at:smazloom97

[demhustler1128]

lol... this one skipped some really funny parts that made me crack up.. u guys should try another one

[samhilltarnation]

actually, we do find it offensive. he's a very funny comedian, with very funny skits that often include racial humor, but he reinforces a negative stereotype here. if this white guy had a mexican doll that was dirty, or a black doll stealing, people would be pissed about it. but because its an arab muslim, its okay? if its not you or your community that is being stereotyped, you can't very well say "lighten up, its a joke".

[BabyIsmellL0ve1on1]

@samhilltarnation ..I agree. People call me a Terrorist-Bitch and asked me how to make a suicide bomb. You are RIGHT, it is Offensive in title, humor, and...they don't understand!!

[theOrator84]

@samhilltarnation - You obviously have no idea what you're talking about. Have you ever even seen his other puppets? He has a black puppet dressed as a pimp, a mexican puppet that's a jalapeno wearing a sombrero, and a white puppet with a big nose and freckles dressed in a bad superhero costume. You're race is neither being secluded nor picked on, his humor extends to nearly all races. Grow up please, black people like myself have dealt with stereotypes far longer than you have.

[samhilltarnation]

@theOrator84 so do you mind a puppet called Tyrone the Nigger? you really believe Muhammad practiced judaism? that christianity and islam are offshoots of judaism? what is judaism an offshoot of? the islamic tradition claims to be the continuation of the original religion. google doesn't make you smart. i have a phd in linguistics. i speak 4 languages and translate in 9. i translate 1000 year old texts. but you still begin your comment with "you obviously have no idea what you're talking about."

[theOrator84]

@samhilltarnation - First off, Tyrone isn't called Tyrone the nigger, he's Tyrone the pimp, so your whole point is moot. If you're going to give a retort, at least give one that isn't made up. Secondly, it isn't a google search that makes me smart, it's the numerous philosophy and religious based books I've read and spoken about that makes me knowledgeable. Just as I don't know you, you don't know me either. Third, the key word is that it "claims" to be, that doesn't make it a fact.

[theOrator84]

@samhilltarnation - oh, and one more thing, when I said you don't know what you're talking about, I meant it in reference to Jeff Dunham's show. So reading me your job resume and educational background is a pointless gesture. Perhaps I should have rephrased that differently.

[samhilltarnation]

@theOrator84 no perhaps you shouldn't troll with smirky internet catch phrases and engage in genuine discourse. unless you're a teenager, then we can play "who's the bigger yuckmouth". you said i didn't know what i was talking about, i.e. dangerous rhetoric disguised as comedy to reinforce stereotypes for the masses. damn sam! why you gotta go and make the internet all serious and shit? if i call you a nigger (btw, my fiance is black), you go apeshit. you call me a terrorist i go to jail.

[theOrator84]

@samhilltarnation - Now you're just being redundant, falsely accusing me of using smirky internet catch phrases (smirky isn't even a word btw) when you're the guy saying things like troll? We call that calling that the pot calling the kettle black where I come from. And yes, I would get offended if you called me a nigger, because that's a racial epithet purposely used to be malicious. Calling a suicide bomber a terrorist isn't the same thing, so don't try to make it out to be.

[samhilltarnation]

@theOrator84 But if he's tyrone the nigger, wouldn't you take offense to that? i do. Tyrone the pimp, Cohen the banker, Ahmed the smelly 3rd world bastard...are all satirical albeit potentially offensive. but ahmed the terrorist is McCarthian. it's what motivates the confinement and profiling of japanese in ww2, jews in holocaust, blacks in, well...all of american history, and now guantanamo bay. good for you, all reading and stuff. that doesn't make you "knowledgeable" it makes you informed.

[theOrator84]

@samhilltarnation - Yes I would, but again the fact is he's not called the nigger. Addressing someone by a racial slur is not the same as referring to a suicide bomber as a terrorist. The fact that you feel it necessary to use such insulting remarks as the ones you've been using to attempt to illustrate your point only reinforces the notion that you don't really have one. Yes, stereotypes are bad if used incorrectly, but notice that Jeff Dunham isn't addressing all Muslims as terrorists.

[21babette]

.....haha , , lol!

[legomaster101]

he sounds like stewey

[123katiekutie]

but you're dead.

No i'm not! i feel fine!!!

[pinkii93]

"STOP TOUCHING ME! I KILL YOU!"

[Gawdzik18]

super... :)

[CelticVictory]

This is probably his best set so far.

[sugar4585]

People's, I'm pretty sure this is one of those things that might seems racist to you, but it's not to people of this race. You know, like dumb blonde jokes? I have really, really bright blonde hair, and I am OBSESSED with blonde jokes! They're hilaroius! Because I know that we aren't stupid, I go to the hardest public school in Montreal.

[joegt123]

There's no such thing as racism, just racial jokes that aren't funny.

[TaylorWebInc]

this is todly oaswem faverati vid so u roc jeff but walter is cind of creepy

[sovietkotek]

haha that was funny, another example of the negative stereotype of arabs as silly uneducated people, but hey, it was funny lol

[ytesp900]

I KILL YOU!!!!!

[TeachESL]

Jeff is the best ventriloquist!

[MyTimone]

thsi is soooo funny!

[egyptking132]

im an "Arab" i dont think its raciest

[megablahmusicman]

lol everyone having political and race battles on this is retarded. this video is for entertainment purposes only. lighten up eh!?

im sure that islamic people arent the only ones with the name achmed or whtevs

lo9l and all those that say it was so crap because its racist probly thought it was a little funny?!

[deadliciouz]

I LOVE ACHMED!

[jackus14]

not funny, not funny, not funny, not funny.

i'm not even complaining that this shite is racist, it's just plain shit.

[1920VictorianGent]

Screech Racist all you like, it is however how Westerners see you.

You monobrowed, thick lipped fuckers aren't REALLY welcome. Yet. . . in you come, expecting special treatment, moaning, whining.

I'll make exceptions, but. . . for the best part, from a sexual angle, you hirsute Arabic slopes and thick lipped Spades are. . . from a Western man's point of view are fucking monkeys. Literally. You look and walk like them. But you have PC cops behind you so . . . usurp where you can.

[egyptking132]

bich

[gilicomer]

@egyptking132 using your prophet's name on a skeleton dead terrorist don't annoy you?? bravo!

[theOrator84]

@1920VictorianGent - And it's exactly ignorant people like you uttering such garbage that cause our Middle Eastern neighbors to hate us so much. Next time, do all of us decent Westerners a favor and speak for yourself, because ignorance like your certainly doesn't represent the rest of us, and damn sure not myself or my family, who are American born and raised citizens.

[Gilstrap2009]

and yet, here you are

[gilicomer]

it is certain that this video is funny but what is not is using a prophet's name. That name may be invaluable for some in the world

[gilicomer]

please and please never use my prophet's name (Ahmed Muhammed Mustafa - peace be upon him) together with a terrorist. islam never says kill innocent people. please once read muslims' holy book and see what it says about humanity and peace. thanks

[5hatsumi5]

i dont get the 'location location location' part, what does it mean?

[JerseyFlyer4]

good evening, infadelllllll

[abushaheenshaheen1]

cuz u trying to stick this on islam ,but islam is the most  peace religion . u 4gt wts u doing u killing thousand of people.innocent people

[FinalFreek]

try using proper grammer when writing rather than text talk save that for TEXTING

[WretchX]

Funny funny funny....

[Coulrophobes]

What the fuck is this shit?

[smileyfan09]

This is freaking hilarious n no matter what u say, it's so funny! Gotta love Jeff n achmed lol

[jhelmsorig]

I'd keel you for a klondike bar

[raz2565]

dats a bit racist

[yumyumyum993]

Why should we be protecting terrorists? They exist to murder others. That's comletely different from joking about Jews.

[6shadowangel]

LOVE IT

[Evilfisher]

if someone made a spoof about this and made "achmed the dead jew" with lots of jew jokes it would bee seen as antisemetism and all kinds of things would happen.

[oldsoftee]

There haven't been too many Jews flying planes into buildings lately.

[Evilfisher]

you're right. only lots of palestinian children.. maybe time to make dead baby jew jokes... oh wait that would be

[oldsoftee]

So reasonable of you to tar all Jews with the policies of the Israeli government. Note that Ahmed is labelled as a "terrorist", NOT an Arab or a Muslim.

[badakhshbady]

You are full of shit Evilfisher, no one should put the children into that situation, even as a jock, you arse hole

[613bo]

europe see the rest of the world as crimminal when the our leaders are the ones sellin wepons to these nations then we demonize them WTF? LOL this clip is not funny its a joke and a scarey wake up call this was discusting and i hope it gets taken off youtube

[cherkasian]

yeah u right at least one person realise something, those idiots , the whole us continent is full of brainwashed retards , US Goverment good job ! They do what ever they need with any price (human lives) dont count'em , they will reborn anyway , but inventing few countres at the same time thats huge, when somebody kills an american trooper thats terrorism , troops are killing houndreds of thouthands taking and doing what the US needed from'em is a war against terrorism....

[UniteTheRaces]

FUCK OFF

[613bo]

this is the kind of shit tht is destroying the world rules and steps to creating a new world order step 1 brainwash the world with tv and radio make white ppl racist and hate other nations and give them a lieing image of the world so the ppl of the free world "canada, america england

[badakhshbady]

my dad said to tell you fuck off

[nikkifan30]

fuckin americans ,

[guo111]

you kafir never win fight against us muslim...look the history!!!!!!!

[mecshade]

there is no GOD only ALLAH.....

[thefeistycow]

FYI: GOD IS ALLAH !!

[artego7]

das stimmt gott ist allah du huerensohn !

[theOrator84]

@thefeistycow - LOL THANK YOU! Funny how some "so-called" Islamists seem to forget that they're religion is an offshoot of Judaism, which the prophet Muhammed once practiced, the same as Christianity.

[MrsWitwer]

@theOrator84 fact: Prophet Muhammad did not practice Judaism. But where did you get your info?

[theOrator84]

@MrsWitwer - I meant that the Islamic religion is a derivative of Judaism, although there are minor yet key differences, technically you could still say that. And I got my information from a number of sources, namely a book from my local library in which the author discussed and detailed many of the world's major religions, in order to point out the book's basis on the fact that many Americans are religiously illiterate.

[MrsWitwer]

@theOrator84 or religiously misinformed. :). Thanks for replying.

[theOrator84]

@MrsWitwer - Not sure what, if anything you're implying there, but the book was quite informative nonetheless. For example, the author pointed out how many Christians in the U.S. can't even name the 4 gospels of the New Testament.

[gitarstar1]

its achmed idiot!

[Cristi4m3]

SILENCE!I KILL YOU:D

[shellsybelle]

Knock knock

Whos there

Is me I kill you :-D

[buulsit]

I KILL YOU

[MalfoyDracoSlytherin]

i kill you XD

[ozan6000]

süperrrrrrrrr piççççççççç

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[kittyMKZ]

LOLZ I loved it :3

[joliesmeralda]

ckckckck so sad, i know very well, this skull represents whom.... they all make fun on someone who's died... just what a loser, when he's alive u all were silent. is this what ur religion teachs u? what a shame

[bebravehuman]

i agree with u sister joliesmeralda. What a loser.

[comedyfreak1994]

it is funny 2 all INFIDELS so SCILENCE I KILL U i kill u till ur dead and thats worse

[1993245aaabbbccc]

i dont find him atall funny, its boring tbh...

[sharonahmed35]

jeff dunham is funny!

[dudeman12789]

achmed not ahmed

[TheChaldo98]

this video is soo funy

[NanoQwerty]

Spammers in this thread, such a massive dickheads

[xXxHeIaBuMsxXx]

Achmed is the best!..:D

[plowboyz48]

quit with the spam u bitchss u class b son of a bitchss

[Crazyfootyplayer]

thia is well funny

[bartmarinus]

stop tatching mee!!!!!

[jirka86europe]

That´s short version. Long version has 10 minutes.

[dapshere]

how do u spell ur name? A... C... phlegm...

roflmao! CLASSIC!!

[sirdannyboy007]

silence i kill u

[melbeads]

me want one. or i kill youxxx

[kellymccoy78]

omg too much

[germanid]

achmed

[EMJ278]

u spelt it wrong

[NoLimitzPlz]

infadel!

[Sheikah92]

it's achmed

[myvidzrock]

people hu dnt lyk this

I KILL U!!!

[duhneesey]

1:49 cracks me up! hahahahhaa

[lebronabunch]

i keel u lol