funniest hockey commercial

[iProSniipezXx]

lol what a fat ass



[pscoyne2012]

The more chicken wings he eats the better the team gets

[victormkelley]

hahah



[TheSteven91stamkos]

team mcdonalds

[iEatBanelings]

Five hole :)

[SDudek22]

I swear the jersey said Varlamov at the start....

[AddiePalePotatos]

didnt tim thomas already do that

[bostonbruinsOWN33]

yah, he also won the vezina, presidents, stanley cup, and con smythe... nice try moron

[AddiePalePotatos]

@bostonbruinsOWN33 haters gonna hate. go canucks go ;)

[Ernszt]

Jutiko se siellä maalissa on?

[eriogerg100]

ITS FUNNY CAUSE THAT EXPLAINS LUONGO

[MrHockeyNut99]

I'm surprised his skates held him up.

[ev1ltw1ns]

this isnt a hockey commercial, its a beer commercial........

[GadKrz]

@ev1ltw1ns

What's the difference?

[Texan2525]

only way to score on this fucker is 5 hole

[powernova66]

only way to score, through a pizza on center ice

[Texan2525]

@powernova66 lol thats horrible man

[powernova66]

@Texan2525 yeah but it works

[McKee2587]

anybody who thinks this would actually work, or be better then a nhl goaltender needs to learn the game before they comment.

[av4152]

like i say put the person that is the biggest in GOALIE

[LegendaryGoetz]

@av4152 smallest goalies are the best.

[av4152]

@LegendaryGoetz how?

[LegendaryGoetz]

@av4152 Why not? They are faster, all you gotta do is come outta your net, and just play the shooter.

[av4152]

@LegendaryGoetz true true and fat goalies will be slow

[MGSDude01]

Get a shutout every night!

[BRUINS10140]

shit that guy is so fat

[fearmeyo]

i dont know why they dont do this in the nhl...

[TheCanadianKeyboard]

@fearmeyo it would ruin the game buddy

[monkeywhiskers420]

its a beer commercial not hockey

[sookster54]

I remember this, it's still hilarious. His SA% must be 0.9997 :)

[saskakid35]

trainer: okay time for your workout

goalie: how much

trainer:20lb's

[opszanski]

lol 5 hole's wide open!

[djkells3]

haha flawless save percentage

[arrddy]

This was a beer commercial....:D

[MLAARHUIS]

Ligt Amstel? hahaha, serieus?

[spketola]

"jos ne kuitenkin saa kassin niin pannaan läski-salonen maaliin"

[DeadAndUnknown]

@spketola Tais saada kassin...

[Santturi1]

@spketola ei hitto ku repesin, englanniks video ja kommentit ja sit tääl on lähes yksinäinen (super) hauska kommentti suomeks XDDDDD

[12Seppo21]

Why didn't they just put thomas there?

[iammewhoami]

the 5 hole is a little open

[SuperHockeyfighter]

I know who that is... umm he playes for the panguins... ummm ohhh sidney crosby duhh.

[timrs2001]

I've always said that they should have huge Sumo guys play net.

[imfromkanada]

@outhousetwins More like John Goodman lol

[OuthouseTwins]

i didnt know chris farley was a goalie?? lol

[daydaviddunn]

see some baseball players..or foot ball players

prince fielder .you think thats all muscle

[fun747]

how says a pro athlete cant be outa shape (ummmmmmmmmmmmmm everyone)

[kuudez]

@fun747 who says a comment on youtube can't be spelt correctly?

[BandWagon1987]

Shoot between his legs.

[MVPMikeyG]

pie!

[TheTuju]

its not a hockey commercial, its better, its a beer commercial

[CPriceKSteeg310]

just go five hole

[21SLPanthers]

yeah right goalie is the hardest position in any sport

[okpapereat]

i saw a youtube video it was a experiment to see if this was possible, if a fat tube of lard for a person could stop and block any incoming pucks against hockey players i believe they were pros i couldnt remember but the results was the fat lard cannot stop any shots so the myth is broken, a fat ass cannot stop pucks

[TheBananaman380]

@aewill8 shut up fag tim thomas is the best goalie in the world he got playoff mvp got a shutout in game 7 of the stanley cup finals and won best goaltender AND got to take an entire lap around the ice with the cup

[TheMrJelli]

Haha :D

[CEEGProductions]

sad thing is, before it shows him getting stuck into the net, but his legs are in the net and then when hes stuck his legs are outside and hes not even covering the right side of the net.... light beer

[ryanozi123]

i love hockey thumbs up if u do

[rogerfraserr]

OOOHHH WHAT A SAVE! AND ANOTHER!!!

[YOKTES2YOUVIDS]

when you think about it, this is why there is a weight limit in the NHL, or else teams would put 600 pound men that take up the entire net in goal and it would be impossible to score...

[CxBrad]

@YOKTES2YOUVIDS theres no weight limit in the nhl?

[pavelbrock]

Fatty!!!!

[0darkG]

@FriendsLover99

It's still hockey though...

[lxX5xeXxl]

@flirtybirdy69 Wastes*

[SMDScaar]

yup.. he definitely needs to work on that five-hole :p

[avalancheJP]

haha another sport would be bowling

[MrScike]

I love how most of the comments on this video are from two people... Grow the fuck up.

[flirtybirdy69]

@sevenththorn (applause) 

[Dirtbag359]

Lol, they already did this on sports science. Even George Parros was able to score with no problems.

[Decaff2010]

I played against a goalie about that size, all you had to do was fake right and shoot left and he'd leave half the net open. Got one of my first hat tricks that way

[FunOrNotFun]

@Decaff2010 Did i ask?

[RVP11100]

they should of hit it between his legs,i mean look how much space is the for a shot

[MultiDJ2222]

hahahaha xD that's funny! must be the best goalie... :)

[ElBarto3131]

Vladikov? I guess vodka makes people fat now.

[WaltChrisney]

the real joke here is LIGHT BEER

[ninja996232]

i guss to many hambergers

[volcomstreetsk8er]

if i had a dollar for every pixel this video had i would have 1$

[mipuman]

Very fynny!!!!!

[SJSjack1]

Hes just the same as any other goalie but no pads that way 30 lb.s

[BOLTACTION4LIFE]

@hillhead11 on sportsscience they tested to see if it would work and they used a 4th line player who is mainly a fighter and he scored on like every shot. Imagine what would happen if a sniper like ovechkin shot on him...

[iceman066CA]

@BOLTACTION4LIFE no shit he still in the nhl obviously he can snipe still

[BOLTACTION4LIFE]

@iceman066CA i know but hillhead11 asked why nobody has actually done this in real life, so i gave him an answer.

[Colombina021]

Vladikov????

[msstopucks33]

oh my goodness. this made me laugh so much, he can barely skate and takes up the whole net! one shot through the fivehole...if he goes down, theres no chance of him getting back up! the best goalie to play against!

[VeiviApsuu]

TIM THOMAS number 30

[hillhead11]

why hasnt anyone tried this? get a sumo wrestler and shove his fat ass in the net

[888epicfail]

@hillhead11 Because they couldn't be able to skate fast enough to the bench when PP coming up or pulling goalie. Hell, they probably wouldn't even be able get on the bench then when the extra attacker comes out and plays the puck; that team will get a too many men penalty.

[CaptainEpik]

If the Toronto Maple Leafs need a goalie, go get this guy. Screw Giguere and Gustavson, keep him and Riemer. Who said a fat guy couldn't play hockey anyways?

[pddonne]

@flirtybirdy69 jeez who poked your ass. what you got against it.

someone take babies bottle

[mitchellsmalls]

not a stand-up goalie, not a butterfly goalie, not a hybrid goalie...

but an american goalie...

[alecathesensfan]

Just go five hole and its in lol.

[hr798]

im a way better goalie than him and fyi he is kinda fat with a huge five hole

[holobalobalo]

@voidmaster101 So does the whole far side of the net, since he's standing on the close side to give the illusion of covering the whole thing :P

[135792ist]

@alucardXX2009 I met your mother last night. She's about as big as Vladikov.

[1ASMA3]

That looks like Michael Leighton's five-hole

[supersaiyan92]

@1ASMA3 Zing!

[Baller0328]

@1ASMA3 as a flyers fan id be offended but as a flyers fan who hates michael leighton i will agree with you haha good call sir

[1ASMA3]

@Baller0328 As a Flyers fan myself, I can't respect anyone who allows Ben Eager to score top shelf, on a wrister, from the blue line.

[kmcgullam91]

@1ASMA3 QWERTY

[HeinItsCedd]

@1ASMA3 more like Michael Leighton's ASSHOLE!

[hockeyfreke21]

@1ASMA3 lol that looks like Michael Leighton!

[kidkong584]

@1ASMA3 LOL.

I'm a Flyers fan, but that was absolutely hilarious.

[alucardXX2009]

yeah. Because Americans have last names like Vladokov. Fucking idiot. Canadiens are fuckfaces. Be glad we are on your side. And watch me get spammed, reported, or get negative feedback for this. Too fucking bad you sorry ass peices of shit. Be glad black people don't take over this sport.

[Killertribble]

@alucardXX2009 really, you actually managed to fit a racist comment in there typical American. FAIL. Oh, and actually American's do have names like Vladokov, you are a tool, ever hear of an immigrant, they don't change names just because they move to your country.

[TheAznpersuasion91]

@alucardXX2009 lol it was a joke broski.

[alucardXX2009]

no shit. I was joking too. I've pretended to be pissed off on a lot of videos just to see how people react. I actually thought it was funny.

[Coonation13]

@alucardXX2009 pretending to be pissed off to see how people react.. sounds fun man, you do this everyday? or just this once to see how he'd react? You're an idiot

[alucardXX2009]

Only once in a while. It's just funny how some people start acting tough over the internet once I say something. And yes, I am an idiot...but it's fun to be one. Learn to live a life. (living a life as in having some sort of sense of humor)

[Coonation13]

@alucardXX2009 I get its fun to be an idiot- go hang out with friends and stop being so "funny" on youtube. I do have a sense of humor, yours is obviously poor as people on youtube seem to dislike all your posts. Grow up my man. Don't reply to this, I'm not going to give a flying fuck about anything you say

[alucardXX2009]

okay? And I care what you say? Not that much. I'm not trying to be funny either. I am usually more serious. You should know because you said everyone dislikes them...which is 100% untrue. Fucking dumbass............

[AddiePalePotatos]

@TheAznpersuasion91 LOL!!! u canadaian? because i am and this is something i would say :D

[Hockeyrules12323]

@TheAznpersuasion91 I think Tim Thomas already did that...

[thebryankid]

How bout getting like a hugeee 500 pound guy, so he could just lay across the crease and cover the whole net???

[sportsfans182]

Im Canadian! What a funny fat goalie! pfft those guys are stupid i could score a 5 hole on that goalie.

[LKenman]

@tomahawked1 Before. Not now.

[sunday123driver]

@LKenman what did canada win by? 1 goal, in ot, what did america win by in the same year? oh right, by two goals, in regulation, good thing the only game that matters is that last one, or the US takes the gold medal

[Liztivien]

@sunday123driver Love how American's use this argument...the only reason your team only did so well was because your goalie was on a hot streak. You got out played, out worked, out shot in both games. Canada deserved the gold more than the Americans, and the outcome was just that...

[sunday123driver]

@Liztivien you do realize thats part of the game right? goalies are part of the team, so if a goalie is on a hot streak and save everything, the other team deserves to win, i love how canadians always forget that part

[LKenman]

@sunday123driver Goals doesn't matter. It's who gets the Gold medal. It was us.

[sunday123driver]

@LKenman this gave me a laugh, thank you, goals dont matter? youre right, they must predetermine who wins every game so the goals dont matter, and btw, nice grammar, "goals doesnt matter" thanks for showing everyone else what i already know, and thats youre ignorant, i wont be commenting back now that i see youre just a troll

[LKenman]

@sunday123driver Goals as in how many goals you win by.

And now what? YouTube is grammar school? Oh noes. -_-

I'm not a troll, I'm arguing the comment by col23avs. You're the troll that jumped in and started a larger argument. Now that I know you won't be coming back to comment, I'll be sitting here laughing while you'll be sitting there crying because you just admitted that you won't be commenting back.

[jokerracing1234]

@voidmaster101 thats more than a five hole haha

[Algonquin30]

This would be a perfect football commercial

[moks94]

@TheAznpersuasion91 hahaha good one

[LKenman]

@tomahawked1 Didn't you guys lose to the Canadians in the Olympics? Oh they did.

[Drummer14all]

Yeah America is pretty fat, but if he becomes quick on his feet, we have the world's best goalie. :)

[tjbananacupkake]

he's play over 1000 games and only let in one goal, how'd he let it in?

he was so drunk he fell open and left the net wide open! LOL!

[TRDIGFV]

shoot FIVEEEE HOLE!! lol

[moronmonkey1]

funny stuff

[iliketherangersalot2]

just shoot it on the ice

[col23avs]

@Lkenman the only reason you all trash america is cause you know we are a better country than you...USA bitches...the country that this commercial was actually made for...so why are you watching it? you are probably canadian

[MGSDude01]

Easiest way to get a perfect season and win the Stanley Cup.

[rollerhockeygoalie]

@voidmaster101

:D

[MrBlackOps4Life19]

lmaoo

[col23avs]

@TheAznpersuasion91 silly asian...america rapes any asian country at everything...so go eat some dog and jerk off your 2 inch penis

[LKenman]

@col23avs You mad, American?

[alucardXX2009]

hahaha! Good one! He should go eat his wonton.

[margurl95]

lmao! hilarious.

I love my country (L)

[spezzaslaugh91]

@TheAznpersuasion91 hey americans r awsum. shut yo face biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[TheAaronshouse]

Are you talking about the Crosby who hadn't played in a month and still and is still up on Ovie 6 points they are both great but Crosbys got more hardware need I say more

[pointdan]

Hockey, in addition to being the best sport, has the greatest commercials.

Go Rangers !

[metalgear8871]

It's Martin Brodeur lol

[marltongoalie829]

@metalgear8871 ha lol

[tacosaregod]

hahahahahashahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahaha

[love2shot1337]

xD

[wulfio]

@TheAznpersuasion91 lol

[Canuck1996]

five hole

[calcatchem]

5 HOLE

[gemmcnutt]

apparently he took the hockey bus.. not the biggest loser bus

[Sonikflair35]

ah... gotta love other countries that judge Americans by how their media portrays us.

[CTodd37]

@TheAznpersuasion91 his last name is Vladikov.. thats russian.

[codfreak38]

I can't imagine his Five Hole cover being to great. :p

[Troop3r666]

i love the shot that goes off his face mask, i don't know why just made me burst out laughing

[jml816]

@TheAznpersuasion91 except his name is european so nice failgasm

[TheAznpersuasion91]

@jml816 I mean...i have 34 thumbs up..

you have none...

so nice failgasm

[jml816]

@TheAznpersuasion91 i apologize that i dont fish for thumbs up online.. go tell a cute girl that u have 34 thumbs up on a youtube comment..thatl sure get you laid

[TheAznpersuasion91]

@jml816 I guess.

Im 13...i don't think im supposed to get laid...

[Komear]

@jml816 You're a fucking idiot. A goalie style does not have to be done by a certain race. He said American style because the goalie was so fat, like most of the States. Now just because you live in a shit ass fucking country and your country sucks at hockey doesn't mean you have to rip on the kid. Second, he wasn't fishing for thumbs up, his comment was just that funny and true that he got 34 thumbs up. Lmao peace dumb American.

[TheAznpersuasion91]

@Komear thank you :D

[jml816]

@Komear i understand his implications..thats why i said that u bum.. your lucky to be americas hat..

and yea america sucks at hockey. is that why they almost upset team canada in their own building last olympics? and the last canadian team to win a stanley cup was almost 20 years ago.

so "Lmao peace dumb Canadian"

[Komear]

@jml816 I understand his implications... lmao... Haha, EXACTLY, almost, you never beat us because you suck at hockey, stick to football and basketball, where the dumb niggers play, and just so you know, it doesn't matter that a Canadian NHL team won a stanley cup 20 years ago, because do you know how many Canadian players played on the the Anaheim Ducks? So many, that's why they won the cup. Just because its a Canadian team doesn't mean there's a lot of Canadian players. Fuck you American!

[adsbuckeye3]

@Komear Aren't you a class act...

[Komear]

@adsbuckeye3 Keep it classy buckeye

[adsbuckeye3]

@Komear I was referring to your racist remarks you disgusting asshole.

[Komear]

@adsbuckeye3 Racist remarks about what? Hockey? Lol grow up

[adsbuckeye3]

@Komear Are you really that fucking stupid?  Your probably are so, here, let me remind you of what you said: "stick to football and basketball, where the dumb niggers play" GO jump off a bridge you selfhating canadian cocksucker. I hear Bieber is looking for a new fuck toy, maybe you could satisfy yourself with being that girls sex slave. Stupid cunt.

[Komear]

@adsbuckeye3 Lol. Sorry if I offended you buddy. Haha, trying to insult about Justin Bieber being from Canada? You're a joke! Lol.

[adsbuckeye3]

@Komear No, the only joke here is you.

[Komear]

@adsbuckeye3 Whatever you say buddy.

[DanteSD17]

@jml816

Not arguing but im canadian and do take offense, now tell me JML. How many Canadian teams have all canadian players, NONE. There all a mix of Europeans and americans / canadians. But howcome whenever canada throws together a national team we wreck everything in sight ?

[jml816]

@DanteSD17 by "wreck everything in sight" do you meen lose to the USA in the first game and then almost choke in the finals in your own country and building?

[DanteSD17]

@jml816

Meh, i emphasize the ALMOST. Now tell me the last time USA had a golden winning streak recently

@DanteSD17 well in any recent olympic event..apolo ohno winning every single speed skating event except for 1. michael phelps winning every single swimming event. every single other sport besides soccer. and my favorite... beating team canada at their own sport bahahah embarresing. thot u guys were supposed to be the best. if the finals were in the USA