the Bartender Hates You 11

[lewdi333]

what the fuck is wrong with asking for change?

[Rcrby525]

@lewdi333 it's not the guy's job

[2000giovane]

@lewdi333 you should say ''please'', the magic word!



[afunderburgh]

This one is retarded, maybe he just wanted to give him a tip? What a jerk to think this is annoying

[isbilensinbil]

hahaha so great!

[Floflyz]

Clearly these videos are made FOR bartenders, cuz only a bartender would understand these annoying things and be able to laugh about it.

[WWOLFwts]

@Floflyz That's true, especially if you work in a small-town bar like the one I work at. We hate giving change to people because we need our money to make change for people who come in and actually buy something. Its even worse when you live in a town so small you don't have a bank or gas station for miles to go and get change for the bar when you need it, so its an even BIGGER hassle if we end up coming up short for a real paying customer. So, in reality, this guy is my hero xD

[Floflyz]

@WWOLFwts Why would you even give change to people who aren't customers in the first place ? I never do that, if it's a paying customer then I will give my change, no worries. But if the guy is a random Joe who happen to step in your establishment, no way Jose unless my till drawers are loaded !

[Exccentrous1]

"Can I get some change?"

"I don't know. Did you buy something?"

[mmastash]

18 people got money thrown in their face....

[Astronaughty03]

If you want change go vote

[wrestling2091]

how did you guys become bartenders? what should i do to be one?

[rodeojim1]

This bartender needs his ass kicked on this one. And I've been a bar owner and bartender for close to 20 years...

[fernllsd1989]

Him do not good... just say wait a min or something better than this -.-

[bordone]

that was a dick move. when i ask for change from the bar its usually to leave a tip

[Bwayboy88]

these vids make me want to go to a bar less and less. and i dont even drink

[BobDrums78]

I Hate The Bartender

[EponymousEvan]

@BobDrums78 Yes we know. Stop saying it. Or stop watching.

[Gekon03057098]

@BobDrums78 u havent been working as a bartender, did u? number 9 is f.e. not a rare situation and imagine that for 4 hours!!! I am not surprised that in the movies every bartender has got a shotgun under the bar lol

[violet698]

change your shirt, size doesn't matter

[erDnaxD]

"Size matters" ? I don't think so xDD

[hellationships]

My response usually is "Sorry, this isn't a strip club. If you want change get a drink".

[MrDarkness2518]

When he said brotha, i thought, "If I the bartender I would look at him and say" "I'm not your brother, I don't know you, and if I was your brother, your mom was a prostitute."

[christlicker]

@MrDarkness2518 Your mom was a prostitute?

[sjm79]

@TheJosh1111111111111 A "real job" is one that makes you money that you enjoy doing. I'm a bartender in NYC. I work 30-40 hours max a week, I enjoy what I do, I take as much time off as I want, I travel multiple times a year, I live in a beautiful, spacious apartment, I get hit on all the time, and I make extra cash assistant managing as well as promoting events. Last year I made over $75,000 cash in my pocket. My life is pretty f**king grand. So you can take your "real job" and stick it.

[jimmihshs]

@sjm79 Okay Tom Cruise, we know that was a sweet movie, but come on.

[berimbas]

@sjm79 Dude... NOW i want to becoma a bartender too!

[ZaviahIV]

@sjm79 75K as a Bartender? Then you woke up, right?

[killsmash540]

@ZaviahIV People probably tip him...

[MercC23k]

@sjm79 This is so true. My cousin has a day job with her degree that she makes a very good salary at, but she never stopped bartending because she actually makes more there. Like 50K+ from the job, 60K+ from the bartending a year. Of course she is hot and has big tits, so I'm sure that doesn't hurt the tips department.

[SuperJanPaolo]

@sjm79 *not a bartender job but similar*

I worked at KFC and I enjoyed my job thanks to my badass manager. He would let me flip the customers off even in front of him(like the one at the 10th clip). Every time I am about to finish my work he would ask me if I didn't have enough time to make dinner on my way home. If I didn't, he'd let me(or my co-workers) make our food, out of the workplace's resources. He died from a car crash 1 month ago.

RIP: Paul Velásquez. Best. Freaking. Manager. Ever.

[komentatorius69]

@sjm79 this was your dream ?

[TavernWenchBlog]

@sjm79 Fuckin' A!!  Bartenders of the world, unite!

[aLLNaMeZRTaKeN]

Lol for all the people that dont get it. ITS A BAR! If your going to go to a bar then get a fucking drink. Dont ask the dude for change.

[BALLIN02130]

lmao



[TheJosh1111111111111]

I hate how bartenders expect a tip, do a good job and maybe ill tip you, damn scum get a real job!! losers

[Phoenix0419]

@TheJosh1111111111111 Your the type of person who should just stay home. Cheap bastard.

[wjclark6]

Thanks I needed change to give you a tip... so here's a tip - don't be an ass. :)

[elpenaroll]

he could have just say i domnt have or not .. a bartendr do that tome he is dead

[azwildcats69]

@elpenaroll you would kill someone that threw paper money at you? have fun on the outside while it lasts.

[elpenaroll]

@azwildcats69 u saw the way he trow the money in his face like come on if u dont want to do something just say no i dont have change u dont have to be a ass i know is a lot of people like that in the street that.. and when i mean to kill himi mean to slpa the shit out of him it taks more than that o kil a dumass

[skihat]

how was this even remotely funny??? he just threw the money? he got the change? does this pass for humor these days?

[akilisatolitot]

@skihat you're just out of humor my friend..your life is boring and you better off kill yahself...you bitch!

[celticbail]

Some of you guys sound like you believe this really happened. The video is supposed to be funny, not a guide on how to be a bartender.

[cofnames]

lol to bad he didnt want quarters.

[prissy7fernandez]

this ones not that bad . i like to have money thrown at me like im a stripper

haha i kid, i kid!

:)

[planetdarwin]

i can understand that tenders get frustrated, but it's your choice to work in a service industry where you're paid to deal with idiots all day long. i get that it's just comedy but in reality a lot of bartenders become assholes over time and lose sight of the fact that it's their fucking JOB to deal with shit like this. then after a while they even start treating nice people like this.

[TheBigTaters]

The change is for your tip. If you don't give me change, you don't get a tip. It's a small price to pay to make a living with a high school diploma.

[frenchie788]

i once ask two ten for a twenty but it was for the tips... damm it a bartender is not a bank

[dazzati]

number 9 is best

[totalbliss777]

@dazzati 9 and 6 are my top ones! fuck,,,, some ppl

[tomgubbs]

@dazzati its the only good one

[atzz82]

i love my work in bar. In finland i get calary 11e from 1hour... Easy and good money :)

[finnishzeldaman]

@atzz82

mis oot töis sit?

[cezabelle100]

I wish my bar tending was as well paid as all yours! in the UK, barely anyone tips us barstaff and its all minimun wage, very jealous of you guys!

[goldinho]

i know!!! im on 5.80 an hour with no tips!!! welcome to england americans

[dragons2k100]

owch i tip 10-20 bucks when i go drinking, 10 if im alone 20 if im with a girl and up if we have friends.

[azwildcats69]

@cezabelle100 we feel for you. here in vegas Europeans are not known for their tipping.

[333headcharge]

BARTENDERS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR DICK FACE! SOME CUSTOMERS ARE IDIOTS. you must work in a dave n busters

[nicotinegum08]

andrw you a fucking prick, bartending has put me through college, takes care of my wife, my home, my two car payment. so eat shit if you don't think it's a real job. lets see you try to remember the shit we do. fing pricks

[maxismx]

Does it takes care of your wife . . while ure working at night?

[dirkworld]

OK pal. 1) what exactly is a REAL JOB?. STOCK MARKET? LAWYER? DISHWASHER? anyone who works has a REAL job no matter how insignificant it might seem to you. Bartenders work VERY hard and dont get paid minimum wage. So its true the tip is rent money. But dont forget for every asshole like yourself their is someone who treats them with respect.

You treat them kindly and you get exactly what you ask for.

You treat them with no respect... your invisible and theres no second round for you.

[foxische]

real job is the job,that requieres some skills education and qualification.

[MrGimadiev]

back off from bartenders.. it is my job))))welcome !!!!!

[slickorgan]

The main reason bartenders are often times cranky is because they have to deal with imprudent drunks all night. Hey surly, cranky (by all means not all) bartenders, quit being babies, we hate being at our jobs too. To dipshit drunks; use some tact you fucking glutenous imbeciles.

[slickorgan]

I like this series but this video is fucking obsurd, and so is any bartender that acts that way. Bartenders can be SERIOUS premadonnas or the coolest guy/gal in the bar. Where the fuck is that guy going to get change, that is most likely for a tip eventually, besides the bar ? Last I checked 100% of bars don't have change machines!

[ThingsThatHateUs]

he could've just bought a drink and got change from that, which he could use for the tip as well. i mean what else is he going to need change for there, a pizza? if he's going to use it at some other place later he could just wait til he's at that other place. i do admit however its a bit of an overreaction cuz the guy asking wasn't acting like a prick

[dragons2k100]

pool table juke box breathalizer, only takes 1's

[guruboy5]

loonies?

[m141698]

juke box?

[azwildcats69]

@slickorgan better check again.

[JulNess26]

OH man! I hate when that shit happens...I usually make them wait, get it, and then serve other. I had theses big ballers buying all kinds of shot and drinkin Buchanans. Their paying with $100 bill and NO DAMN TIP!!!

[shannonkathleen77]

As a bartender, I could not appreciate this more. Get out of my head! : )

[monkeyfuel04]

All to often customers are pricks - doesn't matter if it's bar, restaurant, or retail. I want a video on th e question - "Do you work here?!"

[juiceiscool]

i work in a bar n like any person when u hav a shit day beofre work u take it out on ppl at work. but honestly wen u turn 18 n r legal to drink u should hav to work 1 nite behind a busy bar n see how it feels bar ppl can be dicks i know it cause im usually a dik 2 customers i do it cause we all think its funny :) havin said that there r customers who r total cunts n bitch bout everything n think the place revolves around them.

[Sameo]

he shudda thrown pennies at him!!

[mike41357]

If you don't like my comment then blow it out your ass, I've been tending bar for 30 years and I deserve to say shit like that

[InSaNiTy4991]

Your cool now.

[mike41357]

You get some real jerks at the bar and here's a comment I made to a customer, he didn't want to look at me which is fine and thank God. I told him that your one person looking at me but I have to look at all you ugly mother fuckers

[jtmillsgr]

You bartenders are cry babies. If you get pissed about a simple request, it's obvious why you are working at a bar and not in college. Pathetic

[cmednc]

and it's clear that YOU have a giant pole up your ass! :) Everyone gets pissed off at their job every now and then and it's healthy to vent about it which is what they are doing! People with poles up their asses however store it up for ages and then explode :)

[8MisslissA8]

if you work in a bar, i respect ur oppinion, if not - shut the fuck up

[sykomoe08]

complete dumbass here.... college students pay how much to go to college?....... and if weren't for bartending jobs.... half of them would not make it through!!!

[daveothebraveo]

Agreed. Example: I walk in 10 minutes before last call. Order a coors light bottle. After the scowl the girl gives me, she hands me an already opened coors light from some cooler behind the bar and charges me 4 dollars for it. I pay. walk away. A screaming match ensues about why I don't tip her. My tip? Don't be a cunt and expect a tip for miserable service and unreasonable charges for such service. Assholes.

[devyndances]

you my friend, are an idiot.

[boswellwarren]

There's absolutely nothing wrong with ordering water, but at least slip the barman a tip when he gives you the water. You'll be surprised how his service improves...

[azwildcats69]

@boswellwarren  nope, nothing wrong with ordering water, but if we have any other waiting customers expect to wait till i'm finished with the PAYING customers first. one jackass had the nerve to ask me if he was buying something i probably would have served him faster. my reply: EXACTLY!

[GiveMeAsmokeMan]

Tip a bartender well!!!

Don.t order water!!!!

Don't ask stupid F-ing questions!!!

[CupcakeQueeny]

Why can't you order water?

[pdd420]

Same reason you can't order a water with a lime or a lemon.... Its free and proves your a cheap ass and a homo.

[potsandpans82]

Sound demon the bartender always ALWAYS get the last laugh

[SoundDemon]

Asking for change is a bad thing? I respect bartenders but complaining about people asking for change? thats lame.

Reacting in the same way the bartender did over someone who could have potentially been a big tipper makes me laugh more.

But who am I to say whats good and not right?

I'll just order my 4.50 drink and give you the $5bill. Enjoy the 50cents, cause its bad to get more change.. hah

[mikedzee]

the point is, if you come up and ask for change, you aren't my customer, therefor, you are not going to tip me later.

You have to think about it. I know, it hurts to do so

[jesuriah]

We're not fucking banks man.

[reverendgaddy]

or he could have dumped his quarter glass out on the bar at him...

[reverendgaddy]

It does get slightly annoying to be a "change machine", but on the other hand it's one more opportunity to be "Helpful" and possibly score a bigger tip later. Just sayin'

[meadslosh]

@reverendgaddy

No, die forever in a fire.

[doublehanded]

@reverendgaddy ...coz that would make a hilarious youtube video.

[parker123456789]

i dont get this one

[drummerking28]

he asked for change for a bill and he gave him a whole bunch of money instead, or it sould be that he asked for change for say $ and he gave him a whole bunch of $1s but im not sure there bro

[mikedzee]

I'm a bartender and the reason this is funny is because we hate giving change to people, we make drinks, we are not change machines. You want change? Buy a drink. Nothing worse than being busy and have someone come up and ask for change, just very annoying.

[Sellos23]

yeah im a bartender to and thats the reason! so its confirmed lol

[MisterArr]

What if it's a bar that sells cigarettes, has a pool table or video poker, etc? Sometimes you need change for those things.

[ngwizdak]

fucking love all of these now you customers know how we feel

[kernell32bcn]

A couple of times i was close to do this... awesome

[gtservs]

this one was ugly... :)) and size, looks like it doesen't matter ! haha !