How to Say No to Your Toddler

[mtinp]

if all else fails get the belt

[PykohYT]

Where can I get patience?

[Rayster35]

How to say "No!" to your toddler:

You need:

A mouth

Optional:

To be agressive

1. Walk to your toddler.

2. Say "No!"

Tip: If you want to be agressive, say "NO BITCH!", "Do it yourself, lazy!" or even "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I DON'T CARE!"

Warning: Don't say this in public, or this will cause you to be arrested.

Did you know: All the agressive, cuss words are actually words that are just used commonly as vulgar words. (Translation: All swears are really words that had another meaning.)

[MistahWagwan]

THis is how to say NO to your rat er I mean toddler, " SHUT THE FUCK UP!":

[TheDaisyCastillo]

i need Samuel L Jackson to narrate this. "i said no mother fucker!"

[BulletFMValentine3]

I swear they quoted super nanny like 10 times :L

[Rachel20026492]

When I was small I fell and almost broke my arm

[Cod4Master9243]

My mission, to watch every boring howcast video

[TheKingCameron]

1. say no to your toddler



[musicbyme22]

well i have consistency patience options consequences alternatives distractions and communication. i it's not working! oh wait. i guess it would help to have a toddler.

[alanhobbes1]

step 1 watch russell peters

step 2 somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!

[webkinzandmore7]

wait.... don't you need a kid to do this exercise?

[webkinzandmore7]

how to say no to your child.

1. develop vocal chords

2. grow a tongue

3. grow tastebuds

4. say NO!!!!

did you know that eggs are good with bacon.

[brittstayfly]

Omg i may be only 9 years old, But if i was that kids mother.. WOOO. I dare you to have a tantrum. *Whips my cat women belt*

[GaaZHD]

KID!!! COME HERE KID. I love you.

[MrYoshidude100]

you will need a mouth

step 1 say no

[Christfollower29]

i dont agree with reasoning with a child. . .

[Richiezhang880]

Say "f*ck off you crazy b#tch!!"

[ihatenumbers987]

You know what really pisses me off? When parents have kids with ADHD or ADS or dyslexia or something, and then they feel like they can't punish them cuz they feel sorry for them, or something. You CAN punish them! Yes, you need to understand their disabilities but if u don't punish them u wind up with spoiled brats on ur hands! C'mon people, it's common freaking sense.

[TheEccentricKitty]

How is follow through optional?

[sparkyr12]

but what if you HATE your child.

[MultiRump]

you will need: a shoe, a belt, your mom's kitchen knife, your husbands 9mm handgun, your fathers m60 machine gun, your grandfather's wwii style german tank, and oppenheimer's atom bomb. optional: lotion

[TheStockyboy2000]

Step 1.Use a condom.

[Supavlad1998]

seriously, going through all of that to stop the little kid throwing rocks. stupid...

[lilmiscountrygirl55]

Agree with the above comment ^^^ - when I was younger, no one even heard of ADHD. Now, it seems like every child has it. Parents just done know how to punish their children anymore! You have to make them realize that you ARE the boss.

[CheezyNachos246]

Umm anyone one notice little kids now a days are STUPID! BY KINDERGARDEN I KNEW HOW TO SPELL READ AND WRITE JUST FINE! And now when a lil kidnergardener asks you to do something that you could do JUST FINE in their grade you wanna slap them across the face cuz there stupid parents dont put their dam kids in front of sesame street and they watch bubble guppies and dora instead of things that could make them smart. Yes spellings wrong cuz i dont feel like fixing it BTW!

[219kiss]

the kid dresses better than the mom

[MissNatapink]

What you need: A toddler.

Step 1: Slap them.

Step 2: Threaten them.

Step 3: If they don't apologise,throw them out the window.

Did you know: Toddlers are very annoying?

[aspie1966]

I saw a co-worker's sister at a restaurant the other night and one of her kids hit a random little girl. Mom said if he didn't apologize, he wouldn't get to eat. Kid didn't apologize, kid ate anyways.

[Webkinzarethecoolest]

You will need:

A voice

A toddler

Step 1: Tell the toddler "NO"

Did you know: No is pronounced the same as know.

[aeofan]

yep this is crap.

[jazmin2hip]

SAY NO IF THEY WHINE SPANK THE LITTLE BRAT

[jillscottjack]

how to say no to your toddler:

you will need:

a hand

[pit666lord]

.... fucking retarded, plain and simple.

[mayoju]

Spank em!

[Stella485013]

the small kid is cute lol

[smoke10108]

What they forgot to add into this video is if you have a child with any kinda disability. Saying No to a child who does! Is a bit of a Challenge. You have to say it in another way in order for them to understand. Like if you say "No feet on the table!" Another way to say it is.. "Feet on the floor!"

[Divalicious3890]

Step four give your child options 1 get spanked 2 get spanked 3 get spanked

[VaioFilms]

NO TIMMY DONT DO THAT!!!!!!!!

i love you(:

[PammieChan]

0:10 , OH NO DROWNING TODDLER!

[princedarkus1]

owwwww, poor kid, at 1:31, he fell and hit his head with a big rock!

[legofreak1109]

pause at 0:10 the kid wanna committ sucide " WHY MOMMY, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHY CAN'T I DIE RGHT NOY

[PunkyPlow]

they forgot one thing, YOU NEED A TODDLER!!!

[MyPinky2003]

@PunkyPlow Good Point

[K9girl29]

that kid is so cute!

[darthvader729]

Step 1: Tell them "NO SPONGEBOB" after them disobeying.

[xXZarlachXx]

1. Learn how to talk.

2. Take a deep breath

3. Look at the person.

4. Open your mouth

5. Say NO.

Did you know?

No is said more than yes.

[shelledmule]

@xXZarlachXx You will need:

Vocal Cords

[imsoeevil]

Step 3:

"Say no, or i rape you to death."

[zakznorf12]

@imsoeevil jesus christ

[j7sh1]

Pssssssssssh if my kids ever scream in a store they will get oatmeal and no sugar for the next 2 weeks

[GamesCyclone]

1. say no

2. a kik in tha bawlsack

[KiuKiu96]

Just say no goddamit

[lauralovesmuffins]

no way that kid is a toddler. he's at least 5. and it's funny/horrible to see how all you americans are obviously pro child abuse. never have kids, please.

[amgoo12]

No way i'm going to have children.

[alycahill73]

1. Say no.

2. Say no.

3. Say no.

4. Say no.

5. Give up.

just kidding

[rlwiii]

who would have thought that the word no can have a negative meaning!

[chedder01]

all you need is the stick and to scream Tagalog. easy enough

[nonsenseislisa]

He fell at the end. So cute. (:

[NGOCPY]

the little boy is so cute at 0:05 ^__^ he looks like he was swimming!

[10timeworld]

whoop your kids white people, whoop that ass please. LMAO. excuse my ignorance. well not really.

[Aquamarine560]

all you need is a bamboo stick and a time-out corner. :)

[MusterChief]

@Aquamarine560 Whacking kids with bamboo sticks is called child abuse. Now fuck off child abuser.

[Aquamarine560]

@MusterChief

1. i dont abuse children

2. not in asia

3. cant you take a joke?

[MusterChief]

@Aquamarine560 Well, not really, not these kind of jokes. Get the fuck away

[Aquamarine560]

@MusterChief

why are you telling me to get away on the internet...?

-cough-

[BlackTeaBag]

@Aquamarine560 What's wrong with your woman? DONT YOU BAMBOO STICKS! JUST THROW RICE AT THEM.

[3lilcutties]

REALLY, you don't need a Howcast video for this. You just need a disciplined parent.

[umarthebeast]

Step one: tell them to stop

step 2: if they dont stop you pull off your belt and redden that butt (dont go over board)

thats how kids are supposed to be raised.

[broadwaymelody33]

Take a developmental psychology class.

[3lilcutties]

@umarthebeast I agree kids don't get the belt like the should now days. Some parents are to darn weak and don't know discipline

[MusterChief]

@umarthebeast That not how children are suppose to be raised. Reddening children with belts is called child abuse. Now fuck off child abuser.

[umarthebeast]

@MusterChief that is exactly how kids are to be raised. im not saying go crazy with the belt but a few healthy smack would do the trick just dont go overboard

did you know letting your child get away with any thing is also child abuse?

so you fuck off you panzy

[MusterChief]

@umarthebeast No you fuck off. Im 18 and atleast I know whats child abuse. Now FUCK OFF.

[umarthebeast]

@MusterChief wow you are 18 i wouldnt admit that im only 16 and way more higher than that i dont feel like stooping down to your level so im going to end this argument now

[quinnbeeloved]

1.cover your mouth with ur hand

2. make a wish

3.close ur hand ( fist)

4. put ur hand on your heart for 5 sec

5. send this to 3 more vids

6. tommorow will be the best day ever

[Rc1023]

Step One: Say NO

Optional: beat that little nigger.

[cloneofsnake]

Just like training a dog

[frijolerox8]

i learend the better way.. i got the belt

[w32x]

@frijolerox8 damn straight

[jerrik96]

backhand it

[ra2yuri4]

All my dad did was kick my ass. Fuck this video!!!

[gut197]

Learn to say no to your toddler with these steps.

You will need: a toddler.

Step one: say no

[gempeace7]

cute little dude :)

[supermanxevan]

how to say no to your toddler; "no"

[bhz10]

How to say no to your toddler. You will need: A Belt.

Step 1: Say no. If they start crying pull their ears

Step 2: If they throw a tantrum smack em a couple times with the belt just below the buttocks.

[houndoom1234]

Step 1: Say No.

[SCSTV100]

ads fucking suck

[DunWannaTellMyName]

This video was actually real good!!

Wish my mom had seen this so she wouldnt smack me all d tym :)

I guess asian parents just r like tht!!

[MrzRobinson09]

wtf! all u need is a belt! lol

[vandreadboy13]

WOW a mexican mom or Black mom is different Mexican: "ya te dije no hijo de la chingada , y si no paras te parto el osico." Black " Shut da fuk up b4 i beat the shit out of you, Now pass me da fried chicken"

[gut197]

@vandreadboy13 haha! so true!

[xXxRyuuzaki]

Step one: Say no

[rsPlumber]

what a bitch mom o.o

[BVTVRocks]

white people..you need to beat your kids

[tigerstripes379]

I'm sorry. This made me laugh. He was so cute with acting in the beginning and the time out.

To the real point, giving them a toy for another option when they do something they're not supposed to do is BAD!!

[StrGrlOllie]

a negative sense of the word no? oh, god forbid.

[PockASqueeno]

Why is follow-through optional? If you don't follow through with what you say, the kid will never believe you...

[SuperDuperGir]

I KNOW HOW!!!

Toddler: COOKIE!!!

Mom: No

*walks away*

[juthawong]

@SuperDuperGir lol

that is bad mom

[jamjamrox10]

How to say no to your toddler:

Form the letters that make up the word 'no'.

Say them.

[stonewall97]

THis video is for Mothers, they should make another video for Dad's. Yup, the belt always works when used the right way. it does not work when you whip your child so much that they are bleeding.

[nathancapman]

renamed to How to say no to your BF

[rvnbrgj11]

@nathancapman good one

[geico1212]

why would you need a video for this?? its as easy as saying no to drugs!

[SmashingJack420]

How to say no to a toddler

You will need: The back of your hand

Step 1: say no

Step 2: if toddler throws a tantrum in response to step 1, pimp slap him

[edmondov]

@SmashingJack420 I hope you don't have kids.

[supertrinko]

It's sad to me that a video like this is necessary.

Being able to tell your toddler no is extremely important. Lest they become an ass when they grow up.

[vivaalatokyo]

Step 1: Say no.

Step 2: If they do it anyways, beat them.

Thats how my mom did it and I came out fine.

[MusterChief]

@vivaalatokyo Beating your child all the time is called child abuse. Now fuck off child abuser.

[KiuKiu96]

@MusterChief My parents abused me since I was three

[MusterChief]

@KiuKiu96 OMFG. Im so sorry. Anyway, it is still considered as abuse and if you get caught, bye be to you.

[vivaalatokyo]

@MusterChief

Hey Dumbfuck! Did I say my mom beat me all the time? No. Only when I was acting out and being stupid. Do yourself a favor and look up cases of ACTUAL child abuse so you can come up with a better argument next time. Ciao ;D

[memetiffany89]

@vivaalatokyo mine too

[u7alll]

FIRST COMMENT

[pokemonluver32299]

Can you do a how to video about raising hamsters??? the gerbil one was great! Until i gave mine away.

[Maniworld1996]

@Sayjagirl hahahaha That'll b a challenge :DD

[cybershockandifrit]

i like how the kid smashed his head into the rock at the end.

[kawaii2525]

For all the parents that have no back bones!

[xtericx]

how about saying: NO or you'll get smacked!!

[pimorules]

1:31 made my day

[hrmarinkovic]

say: "NO YOU LITTLE ASS EATER, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO NOT POO IN YOUR PANTS, AND YOU WANT TO DO THAT, I SAY NO YOU MUTHERFUCKER, NOW GO TO KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH"

[OXOTHUK101]

@hrmarinkovic i agree )))

[cybershockandifrit]

@hrmarinkovic your a saint

[hrmarinkovic]

@cybershockandifrit yes, yes i am xD

[linutas]

just use a condom

[hrmarinkovic]

@linutas i agree

[LegitimateLegenD]

Give it a pimpslap.

[FreeCandyVan99]

Next on howCast: How To keep your ho's in order

You Will Need: A Strong Pimp hand

Optional: a pimp cane.

[59spore]

@FreeCandyVan99 haha roflmao XDXD

[got2bsweet95]

@FreeCandyVan99 stupid.

[got2bsweet95]

@FreeCandyVan99 You're lame.

[59spore]

@FreeCandyVan99 h aha ROFL X X D

[JayEm74]

@FreeCandyVan99 hell yeah...keepin' that pimp hand strong

[tatiethezombie]

@FreeCandyVan99 Possibly some baby powder too

[Razputin53]

@FreeCandyVan99 LOL

[Vahriotee]

@FreeCandyVan99 lol!! this comment made my life xD

[luke3854]

@FreeCandyVan99 lol

[radcllifedanyel]

COOL

[hoax4254]

...By saying no?

[msbj10]

just say yes >.>

[rickcheyne]

Just take away the kid's World of Warcraft account.

[Lloydeeinspace]

@rickcheyne nooooooo anything but my world of war craft account.!!! ... thats just cruel..lol

[abooood95]

how cast likes vigina

[WoozyReaper]

If my kid were to have a Tantrum like that in public I'd smack the shit out of him.

[SuperAiden101]

@WoozyReaper ur nice ant u -.-

[smilelaughgrin]

things you will need.

they left a toddler out of it.

[chatoXvato]

When I said no, my Ma beat the shit out of me and then if i kept acting up my dad would finish the job. It stopped me from ever acting up for a while,lol. Damn sensitive parents need to grow a pair.

[ragavaaaaa]

This is how you say no N.O its that simple lol

[MrRainManthemaster]

just spank your kids :D

[CoffeIsntMyCupOfTea]

@MrRainManthemaster if u are serious you are a sick minded freak

[MrRainManthemaster]

@CoffeIsntMyCupOfTea WOW, you actually thought I ment abuse, no just a little redness on the butt out to do the trick.

[ShockWaveDS13]

fucking howcast sucks balls

[BirdmanHT07]

when I was young, my mom would say no... if I threw a fit, I would sit on a high-chair staring at a count-down timer, If I got off, spoke, or anything else she would add time to it... Pretty simple

[halflife103]

woah, never actuallysay "no" or else it will say that .... a lot.... say things life, enough or stop that.

[amalgamation25]

this doesnt work at all, kids will still scream and flop on the ground, nothing like a good old fashioned beating to fix things.

[gameoflordfuckerhalo]

Step 1. Say no.

Step 2. Enjoy

[OfficialCarmenGort]

they forgot to ad 'a toddler' to YOU WILL NEED!

[rocketsfan01n11]

Beat the kids imo.

[Madtown45]

@rocketsfan01n11 I agree!

[heshoots9999]

umm say no

[ctina1980]

very interesting..gonna have to forward this to some people that i know...ahhaha