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  • man...love your videos mate...I've share quite a few on the facebook...friends never stopped clicking the (like);I think that,the facebook should have a "love it"for cases like yours...lololololol

  • damp!! so in the end it was a screamer!!! XD

  • 22 people shat themselves.

    

  • 22 peole got a nice lookin' brain.

  • Wow that was fucking funny lol p.s I LOVE U DEREK

  • fuck you david..i got fucked scared by that pic

  • trick or treating

    

  • IM PASSING OUT CANDY

  • DAMMIT THIS THE SECOND TIME DAVE THIS AINT AS BAD AS THE EYE EXAM THO

    IM WATCHIN UR VIDS WIT CAUTION

  • @ThaTdUd3sAmmy like really after this 4 a whole month i was doing that

  • dude wtf i dropped coffee all in my lap.. i was not expecting that.......it still hurts xD

  • that scared the crap out off me at the end thums up if u think the same

  • You know, you got a nice looking brain. LMAO

  • Derek is so fkn fine. I would love to be doing him for halloweenie.

  • i expected that to happen at the end lol

  • well normally i leave when i get near to the end and i skip the bit at the beggining but i looked at the comments and watched till the end for once :)

  • But Dave why don't you just eat him now.

  • you scared the SHIP out of me Dave! xD

  • dude i expect that

  • seriously racial profiling??? Well according to the racial profiling handbook...you should be a better athlete than Derek. :) But seriously though dont you know that if you are being chased and you are with someone you should always trip the other person....its just common sense!!! Jk love your videos

  • LMFAO!!!!! XD

    i needed that scare

    thx for waking me up David =]

  • i shit my pants damnit like for real lol

  • in 1:45 it scared the shit out out of me bro!

  • And thas why you read the comments first!! haha DAVID SPATES IS DA SHIP!!

  • Stealing from candy from babies loll literally

  • I love the makeup! Who did it? It looks so real. BTW, was it costly to do that kind of make up?

  • lol i always pause vids and skip to the end so i now know to pause before the end lol + good vid

  • wow -.- fun :P 

  • wow -.-

  • lmao, look like a fucked up buck wheat! lmfao, ur great man!

  • dam it dave

  • heart attack

  • omg that scared me so bad i laughed sooooooo hard and peed hahahah

  • KASSEM G= HOT!!

  • nice way to end the video dude

  • fudge you

  • LMAO @ the ending..almost got me lol

  • kassem mother fucking g!

  • auto-captions subs fail...

  • The ending was LOL

    I was laughing out loud while typing this.

  • Kassem is da ship!!!

  • hella yeah he is

  • "you've got a nice looking brain" HAHA

  • Aw man that ending made tyler drop the fudge bomb! good one zombie boy!!

  • shit i figured the ending would be a pop up so i scrolled down to the comments and heard a crazy ass scream

  • that scream scared the SHIT outta me!!! lmao XD i was like "DAMN!!"

  • @Arsonloke lol i did the same thing haha

  • @Arsonloke lmao i was reading the comment about the person that threatened to ubsub when i heard the scream...

  • @Arsonloke Holy Shit me 2

  • @Arsonloke holy shit me too! i scrolled down (saw) ur comment (then) heard the scream lol what a coincidence

  • @Arsonloke I did the exact same thing. Good thing I wasn't wearing my headphones.

  • @Arsonloke i know right cause with this type of shit i be like oh snap then ide scrolled down to the comments cuz im not sure what would pop up and mute the sound by the way did the pop up look like scary amaze and i scream like AHHHHHHHHHHHH and this big ass picture like as zombie

  • I srry bout that pressed enter too early btw never put that ending again!

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  • the video wa....HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

  • rofl i did the last one where i didnt give anyone candy

  • lol

  • lol! zombie boy XD love it

  • Σα γαμώ τα μούτρα σου είσαι!!

  • Cool contacts man!

    You should put them in at work at around 3 and tell your boss you're not feeling very well I'm sure he'd let you go home lol :)

  • We don't celebrate halloween in my country. ]:

    Awesome video though. (:

  • lmao well i went trick or treating!

  • love the end

  • dude WHAT THE FUDGE ? YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK .

  • me fudge'n too n I was n school

  • looks like you just ate a whole chocolate fudge cake

  • Am I the only one or did someone else think that was a real gun in the white dudes hand? lol

  • I went to a party- it was freaking awesome!

    (turn the dude into a zombie, now!)

  • takin my ninja son out for trick or treating

  • that bit about the nice looking breain GREAT

  • maybe ill make a video for youutube in a cemetary maybe..... my friend thinks its bad running around on peoples graves

  • im going out for candy with my friends, im being the kid from Where the Wild Things Are!

  • I'm going to be sat in this year but have a scary film night, also make a halloween vlog, but I don't know what i could do for it... suggestions?

  • I am gonna be home giving out candy.

  • you know you've got a nice looking brain

  • i will be staying at home and turn the lights off and be some stingy bastard that don't wanna give people candy

  • im gonna be a black metal zombie and hangout with some friends and get other peoples candy...

    but if they don't give us candy... there's always tricks on our sleeves... bwahaha

  • i'll be doing the only thing i can do on halloween: buy candy, sit at home watching youtube and eat the candy

  • Hey Dave, I like your costume! This halloween I will be at home chillin with my family we'll be watching scary movies, and eating junk food, I wont have my house lights on because i don't give out candy- I think everybody should buy their own treats just to be on the safe side... anyways I enjoy watching your videos they are hilarious! keep it up

  • I'm goin to be the only thing u can be on halloween night......A BLACC MAN cuz it's the only time we can run around from door to door at night without gettin arrested :D XD

  • I'm going to be a crazy vietnam war veteran/zombie

  • im going to be a banana

  • ez man ez

    lights off , candy to self haha

  • Im going to go out and smash pumpkins.... i mean just sit at home and chill nothing else

  • OMG Dave i was so lucky i went down to rate the video at the end when the scarying thing popped up whew u almost got me! :-)

  • this is awesome.

    im going as a zombie.

    i was gonna go as a grim reaper and chill at an old folks home til they kick me out.

    not sure what im gonna do now.

    but i'll be a zombie

  • To apetheape9 : Bye! my 12,000 plus other subs will help me get over you unsubbing :-)

  • david is the funiest person i have ever witnessed man , every single video of his make me piss my pants id like you to make people laugh apetheape u faggot

  • @laughandpeealittle rude much?

  • @laughandpeealittle shit head

  • @laughandpeealittle your such a badass=D

  • @laughandpeealittle apetheape9 is a lil bitch lol i love u dave no homo

  • @laughandpeealittle lol dave u scared the ship out me lol nice vid

  • @apetheape9 pfft lmfao

  • @apetheape9 pusseh or wha

  • @xiibang your a loser your going to go through all these comments so you can reply to mine man you need a life

  • @apetheape9 dude urs was the first one from uploader comments xP

  • @apetheape9 man u ruined i read ur coment and i didnt get scare hahah but at teh same time u help not gettin scare ahha

  • @apetheape9 your probably just a pussy.

  • @apetheape9 LMFAO thats the funniest ship ive seen on a spates vid. I'm glad he didn't apologize for you watching his video.

  • @apetheape9 actually since you unsubbed to david ill hop on my other youtube account and sub to him.

  • @Grandaddyfan209 no im still subbed to him.

  • @apetheape9 LOL wow you fail

  • @Grandaddyfan209 uhh not really cause he messaged me an appology

  • wooow. right before i was about to switch the screen, i saw this ugly fuck. " you ugly son of a bitch"

  • my friend is gonna dress up like hitler and terrorize children

  • stayin on base to expensive to go out in greece

  • Going to the Hallowen Parade in Time Square...

  • I'm being a groom and my friend jake is being a wife n my friend nate is a flower girl

  • can i be the preist?

  • lol im so lucky i was on msn i didnt see wut happened at the end XD

  • lmfao..i was reading your comment bout not seeing what happened in the end and i dindt see what happened in the end..cause i read your comment...lol

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  • D: HOLY FUCK

  • im not going to lie im going to be the stengy basterd with the lights off lol also YOU SCARE THE FUCK OUTTA ME AT THE END.

  • okay that last part scared the crap out of me.. but other than that I Thought the video was funny..lol.. i saw the pics on facebook... nice job Dave!.

  • derek looks stoned as fuck

  • Great costume Dave 5/5

  • im scaring the shit out of kindergardeners and tping houses

  • I'm crying now.. I just showed hubby the video and wheww.. funnnnnnyyyyy, the best way to scare is while laughing.. Great Idea.. You all did a GREAT JOB! brightest blessings~

  • AA DUDE WTF. im gnna unsubsrcibe i hate that scream. motherfudger it kills me :D

  • 5 stars mothafudga!! And we should kill you tonight Dave for missing last week's show. Hmph! Nah we figured you got busy w work..so we entertained ourselves. lol

  • David..where have you been? Missing your videos!

  • My birthdays on halloween :)

  • derek <3

  • You mutha fudga!!!! I just got done laughing like aw that was a funny video, but I see a few seconds left...he wouldn't do that..... DAMN he DID!!!!

  • omg that last pic i didnt expect :D

  • hey dave? what happened to your last channel? i was wondering why my subscriptions seemed lame after a while and it hit me, you werent there

  • noooooooooo not again.. You got me..lololol.. whew..lol and it's like 5:30 in the morning..lolol.. no light in sight..lololol. Good one..lolol. I have yet another great video to scare family with.. Thanks David..lolol. Brightest Blessings~

  • To cyniraholt: Hehehehe, no, thank you :-)

  • i KNEW there would be a screamer! it ended too quickly. you may have got me on the brain eye coordination thing but not this time!

  • You ain't ever tell me I gotta nice lookin brain :'-(

    I'm being a pimp and taking a whole lot of pictures with beautiful white women :-)

  • I'm going bowling in costume with my friends then we're going back to one of their houses where we're eating pizza and watching Young Frankenstein, Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog, and Night of the Living Dead.

  • i jumped at the end!

  • imma sit behind trees with a bb gun and shoot people when they open there door to give out candy

  • Seriously David you scared me and I may have peed a little!

  • imma go candy bag snatching

  • I'm 22 years old. I'm putting on a Gumby costume (remember Gumby!?) and I'm going play hide n seek at Walmart.

  • LOL ending, I'd be home drinking a cold one 5/5

  • I'm going to fight off the zombies! Wait.....I'm white....never mind.

  • derek is so hot(: howd you get your eyes like that?! for halloween my bestfriend and are are walking aroudn as shananay and being as obnoxious as possible... all on video tape for my subscribers to see!(:

  • Just found out tonight that I'll be doing a go go dancing gig as a vampire. Haha. So stoked.

  • im going to pull pranks on my friends and girlfriend then get some candy :)

  • im going to sit in my house wit the doors closed and lights cuz im a stingy ass bastard lol

  • stayin at home givin out candy and watchin scary movies =)

  • um waiting for David to show up at my door. damn zombies anyway!

  • OH GOD! Ahahaha

  • im gonna be a mexican for halloween

  • cool eyes!

  • why would you do that! LOL but still a fan

  • I would like to see spoofs.. CSI? Dexter? :) would be great

  • aww, scared the sh*t outta me! i wasnt even paying attention!

  • I'm going trick-or-treating, then me and my friends are going to eat candy and drink vodka in the cemetery until we barf or see a ghost (whichever comes first).

  • party def

  • Handing out candy. Lmao

  • i knew he was gunna do some retarted scary face at 1:42

    and me and my friends are gunna go as Elmo crew me Big Bird

  • this halloween me and my friend are gonna sit on my front step and have bowls of candy so it looks like we are gonna give it away but we are just gonna eat it all then when we get full we are gonna throw it at people walking by....good times

  • ouch! that last part hurt my ears... :3 i'm excited for halloween. me and a bunch of my friends are meeting up at my other friend's house in full costume for some scaring and good old tomfoolary. If someone comes with no costume, we're sending you away to get one XP (its okay to dress up if your 12 +)

  • yeah i no im 13 1/2 and im going as pacman ps if u wana see it check out my new vid and m not trying to advertise my channel am just saying if u want to see it and if u really like it vote for me to win

  • "You know you got a nice looking brain!" LOL! You a genius with the comedy D!

  • more cock blocking

  • talking my brother out for halloween then shooting a halloween youtube vid

  • haha,i was like WTF at the end!?!?

  • I'm going as the joker and I'm making two videos. HalloweenTube '09 and Saw XVII.

  • guna try puull a prank lol.....

  • I'm going to my friends house for a sleep over. This is the first time I'm going to meet the people in her neighborhood, she tells me that she lives next to an ex-con and a rapist. But, there a three cops and 2 firemen that live five city blocks away. I feel sooo safe now. :C

  • nice lookin brain. lolz

  • Dave i want to see you do some douche baggery

  • lmbo that pic is crazy

  • bag snatching and going to a party

  • I'm going to the ren fest! W00t!

  • terrorizing small children

  • Fuck the ending shit

  • holy shit that was awesome zombiie make up

  • Going to a party

  • Im scaring kids this year >:)

  • haha 1:44

  • Is KassemG Small or r u just big lol?

  • haha hes like bernie mac

  • rofl picture at end made me die laughing

  • lol nice contacts

  • KANDY

  • my family is christain so we will just go bowling and eat pizza

  • I'm gonna pass out candy...and blast some death metal while my parents are away. TThen the parents are scared for their children (they always come to my house, because we hand out huge bars). And I'm gonna have a friend be a scare crow and jump at the children when they come. That way, everyone gets scared.