TheApprentice UK S03E03 P1

[bottomsupx]

what them girls team were waiting for...A royal invitation to be a project manager?

[rachel7000rf]

07:07- you don't say katie. Just as clever as do the french like their children

[lufa303]

You're fired and as a punishment you will spend 24 hours locked up i na small cell with a gorilla who has been fed viagra for the past two weeks - I think that with this alternative the candidates would be at least twice as much motivated as they are now. I know because since I applied this solution in my own firm I haven't had any problems with discipline, requests for a raise, complaints - absolutely no shit coming from my employees. It's very quiet in my firm too nowadays....

[gg12012]

i may sound like an idiot for saying this but considering inflation, 200 pounds today would be about 40 pounds back then, much less than Sir Allen. No offence SAS, you legend.

[Zakith21]

@gg12012 if it was over 30 years ago, 200 pounds today would be 20 pounds. that's what makes it so difficult to get started!

[TJ347]

I AM... YOUR BOSS. I can't wait to find the appropriate situation to say that to one of my employees. Fortunately, as they all perform excellently, I don't see where I'll ever need to do that.

[crackingguy123]

he talks bcoz he's on the other side of the table.. ;) money talks puttar

[hummussexual]

Is it me or is katie just really....flirty

and why does sir alan always bang on about what hes done

we KNOW what hes done

we get it

arrogant git

[smutery]

@hummussexual flirty... to say the least.. haha

[HaHaHamHammer]

1:18 "Ya wen aht... and LOST ME MONEH"

[Camelsarse]

Face painting is a truely shitty idea!

[jumpforjoy6]

it is so staged the way they all ran to the room with Sir Alan... oh there happened to be a camera in the kitchen, the hall and the sitting room....

[hummussexual]

@jumpforjoy6 theyre being filmed all the time

its just edited so we dont see all of it really

[missdouchebag100]

he gives them £200... "a lot more than I had, but that was 40 years ago" yes sir Alan, and £100 40 years ago you could buy half a house!!! What kind of a house would you get for £400??!!!! Thought he was meant to be clever!

[rumpole33]

why would they ask gherri for location ideas when she sucked picking a location for her mobile coffee car? she stayed in that one location for hours selling only 30 coffees the whole day. she's the last person to ask about being smart about locations for selling anything.

tre reminds me of claire & alex from the later series. they just use their mouths to destroy every PM if they're not PM themselves. saboteurs.

[lodgecookie]

Tre is a twat! He is overwhelmed by his cultural background- being an overbearing, aggressive male... Just saying...

[hummussexual]

@lodgecookie Agreed 100%

[blakdust3]

3:40 skip

[Razaak666]

This could well be the best task Sir Alan has ever set. It's not my favourite episode, but it is my favourite task.

[itsallaboutme123]

"Damn you all!"

Naomi is so cute!

[kellyfortune]

Alan Sugar has lost weight since this series. Naomi is quite hot. Kristina is also quite sexy. I bet she was a looker in her younger days.

[redstillidie69]

naomi=great tits+awesome fit body+cute face

[shinichitruc]

Thanks for uploading mate

[lanpingpug]

05:28, they all look scared to death.

[Ryasawrus]

@EntrepreneurUnite Arials

[cedrikledlp]

@EntrepreneurUnite car elements

[mylesbradley1234]

2:23 see that?... Thats Alans dance XD

[jml8841]

4:44 Alan is checking katie out

[ottopotomas]

simon is so fucking hot

[CasualGamerDude]

lol, some guys here who hate Katie should see ginger Jenny in the next series. She makes the devil look good...

[luna1463]

@CasualGamerDude I've seen all the series' and still think katie is worse.

[alexrockclimber]

02:33 nice little dance

[GlennYule]

i wud just go to the casino n hit the roulette tables...

[kellyfortune]

@GlennYule LOL! I like the way you think

[MissMael]

Katie looks a bit spooky with her head down and glare up.

It's a cool soundtrack.

[rachel7000rf]

oh my god-boys are different from girls. DUH katie

[EvolvedParadigm]

i like the music on the UK Apprentice

[dannydadams]

its from Romeo and Juliet

[quaqmireful]

@EvolvedParadigm I like it too!

[13WillSullivan]

@quaqmireful its waltz ii from shostakovitch's jazz suite

[auntiehelen1971]

Katie was a horrible sly woman, and the way she bats her eyes at SAS in 4.46 is just revolting!

[ginna8]

naomi if hot!

[LittleimaginatioN]

What annoys me about Katie is that she keeps her head down even when talking.

[HigginsJaime]

9:17 yeah, Gerri, wake up

[catseatkippers]

Skip 3:10

[londnr]

good man. or woman.

[afromanjack]

3:08 you fucking prick

[luna1463]

Katie is an ugly, nasty bitch

[tayessex]

skip the into

[manicalpiggy]

Lol, Godfather music on the Apprentice. Perfect combination! Thanks for uploading ebleyes!

[kaguyahime1986]

Katie: Boys are sooo different to girls...

Well duh!

[peterh4u]

Who else thinks this is the best apprenctice series ever?

[samnangpoe]

i do!! Well a tie between this and apprentice US season 3 with Kendra Todd!

[mastercooly7]

could u gamble the 200 and win if u made a huge profit

[Ineedacig]

probably, but sir alan'd tear your balls off if you lost it.

[walrus98]

lol. buy 200 lottery tickets, and if you win just pocket the money and runnnnnn!

[Ineedacig]

Then the phantom'd drive after you, and Sir alan would mow you down with a diamond encrusted tec-9

[MarsimikLa]

They chose Tray?!?! Are they nuts?!

[punkfanatic3000]

season 3 is the best season ever

[skylur44]

I like Sir Alan, he has guts, integrity, drive tenacity and although he takes great pains to hide it, a good heart, underneath all that forbidding attitude lies a really kind man.

[afromanjack]

wipe the cum off your keyboard spikeyhead

[skylur44]

Always nice to hear from a true Renaissance man...

[afromanjack]

renaissance... are you a fucking fag?

[skylur44]

No, indeed. I am female but like to bestow praise when it is earned. You obviously have an extensive vocabulary and education, if the word "Renaissance" upsets you, perhaps you will accept "Rhodes Scholar?" Thank you sir, for your cogent comments, always welcome.

[afromanjack]

fuckin posh tart. want some cock love? I am a rode scholar, and i'll ride you till your fucking oversized brains come out. sudoku bitch.

[skylur44]

Ah, yes, just as I thought; a genuine Rhodes Scholar, I must bid you permanent adieu, good sir, my dissembling does have its limits and I fear we have reached them. Good night to you and good luck in your endeavors.

[afromanjack]

suck ma dick

[luna1463]

dumb prick

[thefairlysimple1]

very good, i could't have put it better myself, but, did he know what you were talking about, i know that its obvious he didn't, the term "rode scholar" was a dead give away, entertaining thanks

[skylur44]

You're very welcome, I sometimes resort to a rather childish tactic of talking over their head(s) which is wrong considering the source, but like you, I find it highly entertaining and think perhaps they might learn something, you never know.

[thefairlysimple1]

i used to do it in chat when playing games, with the "trolls", which, as you say, considering the source, gets a bit boring after awhile, but it can be fun if your audience is on your side, so to speak.

[bunnylady1808]

@skylur44 so true dat!

[Myndir]

50/50 minimum, that is.

[nadyaproject]

best task i can say!

[carolsalex]

I just love this series!!!

[AjRhCp]

I like how Sir Alan has a business side and a social side. When he took them for a meal last series he seemed like a good laugh, and he's really informal at the start of this. Good lad.

[AjRhCp]

I love Nick's reaction to Gerri saying she sold 11 cups.

[xtcongo]

Sir Alan would easily defeat Donald Wig in a fight.... Sir Alan is a pluckby brit....Brits are a warrrior tribe.

DOnald trump is a tall blonde nelly

[fuggsakes]

Trump is a salesman and a celebrity, Sugar is the real deal.......the first episode i saw of the UK version showed me that the American one is dead.

[xtcongo]

Yeah the british show is better....but the contestants seem dumber than than the American version....

I think that's what people like about this show...it gives us all hope. If these dopes are good enough to apply for a 100k job than why can't I? I could own those tasks, dunno about the boardroom tho.

[fuggsakes]

Its funny how they make 100 grand seem like a dream, my father settled on being a Major in the air force and he makes that...and believe you me we don't live in the kind of house on the show lol its like they are competing to be upper as opposed to mid middle class

I must agree about the contestants however the situation is specifically designed to throw them off by not having any real boss in the tasks which creates drama and a show...if Sir Alan picked one to be in definitive command, no show

[Myndir]

Sir Alan is a badass old-fashioned Jewish Eastender and proud of it. I'd give him 50/50 odds with anyone.

[frolicwitme]

@xtcongo mmm he's jewish so his ancestory is middle eastern not british.

the thing about jews is that they consider themselves jewish first nationality second.

foreign people do better in britain than the actual true british do lol

[TheScandinavianOne]

@xtcongo Damn straight.

[parasprodigy]

@xtcongo Okay trump's got Scottish blood in him , he's a half- Brit if u like,..

[SupaSix1]

Nahh...All alan sugar needs to do is to grap Trupy's wig and throw it out of the boardroom window...trumpy would piss out of his eyeballs like a bald baby.

[morishitabrian]

first time ive seen the british version..interesting.

i still think trump could take sir alan in a cage match though

[Solarlay]

he might be able to. but say

"Donald Trump"

then say

"Sir Alan Suger" ... and thats it xD you know who sounds better

[xtarabarryx]

true lol

[Solarlay]

<3 keke

[AjRhCp]

Sir Alan would rip his fucking head off.

[abuladula]

i think initially katie was a good person to work with but later on if you haven't seen the later episodes she becomes a witch. I think the media camera gets to her and she relaises she can make more money by being a highlight.

[welshdevondragon]

WHY do they all call him sir ALan!!

[tenseman08]

really.....because he was knighted in 2000 for services to business....eg sir elton john,,,,sir anthony hopkins

[welshdevondragon]

I ken but it just seems really like sucking up to him/ BBC showing off that he's a knight and I know they all want to work for him, but it just feels as if he constantly wants to remind them that he's a knight and they're not. Just gets on my nerves- sorry for sounding stupid

[theonewayroad01]

I totally agree to you point, but at the same time, he managed to go really high despite his humble beginning. I think he deserved to be respected. Just my opinion though.

[jakerockznoodles]

I suppose Mr Sugar sounds a bit divvy though, as does Donald Trump ;) .

[Natashaaaaaaaa]

@welshdevondragon It gets worse because he's a Lord now.

[rhee666]

does anyone know the name of the music and composer starting at 3:15?

[NincyFace]

Andre Rieu - Second Waltz

[LittleimaginatioN]

Must be cool to have Sir Alan to walk into your house!

[MentalMindFork]

Whats Giselles accent?

[N4mme]

It's Scottish.

[MentalMindFork]

Thanks!

[irisnefeli]

Definitely 100% Scottish :)

[frody123snapz]

A proper accent :)

[Boabyo]

Asian-Glaswegian I'd say. Ethnically Asian vocal chords make it sound a bit different from our usual shite patter :)

[ZoneProds]

"Shite patter"? :P

Glaswegian has a certain lingual beauty to it :P

[Boabyo]

Weegie has all the lingual beauty of a hippo takin a dump in a volvic bottle.

[ZoneProds]

Lol :p

[maxadmin2121]

i love sir allens role of cash at the beginning!

[DirtyPsycho69]

naomi is a hottie, it has to be said

[PaulMascherano]

motion seconded

[lonerook860]

All this stupid gardening and kissograms. Why don't they just wash cars? "£3 a wash, send out five members of your team with a bucket and sponge. £75 revenue per hour.

[PaulMascherano]

did that once earned £350 after 6 hours

[Eventdomain]

I washed cars at 16/17 years of age, dunno about £75 per hour, more like £10 to wash 2 cars in that time - it takes longer than you think to wash a small car, at least 25 mins. It would be tough to make money unless you had a really professional set up,

[Boabyo]

There's like seven of them so they'd get things done quicker by stages. Probably charge more 'cause it's in London too. It still seems pretty unrealistic.

[Natashaaaaaaaa]

@lonerook860 That was one of the tasks on Season 5

[lonerook860]

This task would be so fun :) I would love to do it just to test my skills as part of a team. :D

[LukePhillipsWINS]

fix bayonets

[jeffrags2]

Opening title is about a minute too long. Better than American TV, though. And then another minute and a half recapping the first two weeks.

Tre is as lucky as can be to have survived three firings. Such is the seeming lack of quality of those fired. For his bad pluck, I would have fired Tre last episode. Rory would have shot himself in the foot soon enough.

7:21 - All-right, then, Tre. It's your time now. Do or die. Sink or swim. :-)

[lntimate]

So glad youtube updated. Now i can watch full screen all the way through :)

[goingplaces11]

Katie acts like an old flirt...not very flattering

[dockie1971]

I'm from UK but didn't watch The Apprentice until series 4 so this is great...but do we need a 3 minute recap at the beginning?

C'mon BBC we ain't all thick.

[pegsPboy]

its prob a bit different watching episodes in a row on the net compared to watching the show once a week on television.

[speedmask1]

mbb05jb you're full of crap. The LA version was not as good as the 1st but certainly not as bad as you think. You just think you are better than the americans. and by the way Ivanka is not only smart but deadly attractive too, if you can see that you are probably GAY! or stupid!

[girlsurfer10]

Thanks so much ebleyes!!

[Boabyo]

Music at the start is called Dance of the Knights by Prokofiev but due to it's use in Romeo & Juliet may also be called Montagues and Capulets.

[Cattt01]

thanks

[madeinkosova]

from a coucil flat or with a silver spoon in your mouth hahhahaahah

lovo alan

[ItsAllAboutKT]

thankyou so much ebleyes for uploading these!

[mattlovesnat]

does anyone know what the music is called at the start of this?

[mato290]

Dance of the Knights by Prokofiev.

[urquuhart]

mattlovesnat:

The dance of the capulets, Romeo and Juliet, Serge Prokofiev.

[knightfrancais7]

I am in US...and I didn't even know about UK version until I saw this...It's more business like and professional than the fake and extremely scripted US version.

It actually feels like a reality show....

and same goes for Kitchen Nightmares...UK version is so much better !!!

[mbb05jb]

i watched the LA version(season 6?) i thought it was utter crap. first of all, for the hour show they had about 15 minutes doing the task, 15 minutes in the board room with his doaughter ivanka (wot the hell oes she know about business???) and the rest of the time it was the people camping in the garden. utter crap.

[Nocturnalux]

To me it looked like The Apprentice meets Survivor, meets random MTV reality show, occasionally meets Baywatch. Not to mention there is waaaaaay too much golf

[donchuckles]

yeah thats very true ,on kitchen nightmares all seem same in america.gordan eats food hates food goes into kitchen it's dirty then gordan argues with chef/owner but in end they all get on it's rubbish in us lost respect for him

[Natashaaaaaaaa]

OK one, there's a reasonable co incidence that the restaurants that aren't doing well are the ones that have bad food, becauase what is as restaurant about, the food. Secondly, asmericsanas asren't uased to Rasmasey'as brutasl honeasty, and they get on well with him at the end because he'a only lecturing them for their own good, and hard nuts to crack need to be disciplined. and at the end they realise he actually improves the service of the restaurant and pays off

[mbb05jb]

i always wonder when when they've got past all the researrchers and interviews to get their restaurant to selected, they are getting free advice from one of the best restauranteurs in the world, they don't embrace the changes he makes.

[Natashaaaaaaaa]

@mbb05jb Are you talking about Kitchen Nightmares? I think you're commenting the wrong video lol.

[mbb05jb]

i suppose its horse's for course's really, i enjoy watching the uk version of ramsay as the program seems to be based around turning the restaurant round, not pissing people off just to guage the reaction

[Natashaaaaaaaa]

@mbb05jb You're commenting the wrong video

[lederhosenaresexy]

Thank you so much!

[masarati11]

thanks for up loading

[dubzy81]

great, i missed this series of the ONLY decent reality show on TV.

[mentalmax]

Thank you! I havn't seen season three so this is great :-) Keep em comming!

[ManYouFat]

thanks man 4 uploading these plz keep it up

[lozmagic]

Cheers for uploading these mate.

[Amazonwarrior777]

I watched this series when it originally aired.. but I had to watch it again. It was great.

[jhut87]

thank you, ur a legend.

[jhut87]

thank you, ur a legend.

[mbb05jb]

i love this program, any one see the worst decisions on bbc 2 tonoght?

[OmiJoo]

Yeah i did!

What the hell was he thinking aye?

[catholycraplions]

Thanks so much for uploading - I never saw this series :)