nr 1 sallam khwor ra ko... (sister) man me pursidom baroe yak duhktar da netheland holland zindagi mekuna ke amu da shafo khana asta ba khotere ke padaresh zane khuda kushta bud machem ke ami mo bud ya ke dega mo.. kho sawole man ista ke amu du ta biadara kesh chan sala astan wa dega har kas ke kate amu dukhtar ba tamos shud amu az khaire kaleton baresh bogoyen ke khudesh wa du ta biadare
khuda begira bura kate yak famile afghan zindagi bukuna yake amu unja yaki paido shawa baz ami har 3 sha kate khud begiran besyar sawob mesha... ba khotere ke felan dawlat grefta az peshe padaresh delem ziat bare dukhtar mesoza ke amu tanha na mona ke da holland ura har chiz metona ke shawa... wa padaresh da bandi khana asta. pls baresh bogo yen ami gapa.
vahishta qand khodet ke is culture wa farhang gap mezani luftan kame emla wa ensha ra yaad begir, dowom zarorat nest bain meliat haye bechare afghanistan nifaq bopardazi. tashakor.
nice song and verry true all afghan politions are cropt i have heard in the past 7 years western countries have paid afghan 37 billion dollar still afghans are the poorest pple in de world ,
afghanistan is papolition is abt 18 million if $37 billion to devided to 18million pple all afghans shuld of been millioners but unforntunatlly we are de poorest pple some are dnt even have besic daily food to eat (:
@KBLIIIGUY The population of Afghanistan is actually about 30 million and even if the western countries were to distribute 37 billion dollars among the Afghan people evenly, they would still only receive about $1200 each.
afarin haqiqat penhan namemana beshak qazi ,sharwal , wazir , hamesh duz watan frush wa dushmane melat ast an karr kass ke da haqe afghan zulm mekona khuda wa qurhan pak besharmanesha ke hatman mesharmana
Great voice Nazir,,love his songs,,He sings in a language that we people in Europe understand..hehe Da zebane Afghani go ma bechara da inja besuwaad asteem,,
Hahahha come on guys. I love Pashtuns, Tajiks, Hazaras and others... Whenever I see a student from Afghanistan in our school, I get so excited meeting them and trying to help them if I can but you guys fight over nothing. This is just a drama so lets have fun.
wawawawawawawawawawa baaba Malaaqeee. these bastard Panjabi Afghan nelat who have taken Afghanistan hostage will burnt alive in Hitler's gas chambers in this life and hereafter. death to all Afghan melat and every single person who support them. Long Live This Great People Of This Great Nation (Not Tribe). they are together with Arabs, Panjabis, Americans, British (Nato) coz they know that if they let Persians govern then they will make a %100 Islamic country which will lead to prosperity.
i live in Kabul, it is a perfect performance by them, they are very courageous, the don't care about our ministers, i like them and enourage them. thanks
warlockforsale it means taking bribe, from anyone so that you can do what you want to achieve, eg a MP (member of parliment)might sign a export or import goods if they get bribe money...even president karazai and his brother doing wen i was in kabul, his brother takes 1 million doller if you want your goods to be transported from kunduz to kabul or kunduz to pakistan border with the help of USA troops...even they getting the % !!!
belakhera yak marje paida shod ke bedon e tars dard haqiqi mardum e afghanistan ra bayan mekonad...ba har hal tolo tv yak jahan tashakur az e video ha ke ham khanda dar ast o ham gerya dar.yan e pur mafhom.....
hiiiiiii everybody as a good afghan being here under he or she put their comments about our lovely artists ,they are doing their best for their loveliest and interesting prograam for us.i am very thankful for anywho he has uploaded this here in youtube website to show this for our best afghans wherever we live where trough out this useless world.
@hashmat A population of Afghanistan 31,412,000 2010 0.42% UN estimate for 2011 even $1200 has anyone been paid ?
KABULIGUY1 6 months ago
Der Aali aw shkhole da, manana.
GeranMeen 9 months ago
ty
GolzarMB 9 months ago
طول یک سال مارا تو فریب اگر میکرد کار سال را در ظرف خوش آمدید به شبکه تلویزونیئ چهار دارم چیکنم...
♦
KarryUndercover7 9 months ago
very nice song ...lolo
keerjan2 1 year ago
wowwwwww really nice funny song , we all appreciate u guys, and thnks brothers for helping with the most poor people of Afghanistan
TheBe1human 1 year ago
good funny guys
MrBarak1977 1 year ago
lol muito loko essa música,,,,
Marcospaulofodao 1 year ago
omg! rofl i really crack up when i hear this song. X)
1415Michelle 1 year ago
sang da cholit hanif hahahahahahahah
03219109151 1 year ago
These guys are awesome! Hillarious and yet so deep and politically active!
AfgRep 1 year ago
Wa Wa !! Your hard works are acknowledged and appreciated by all Afghans.
letmelog1 1 year ago
wah wah wah besiar maqbol wa jaleb
TariqHal 1 year ago
Nice job welldone
qashangtaren 1 year ago
ayyyyyy kerim da kosi ajeto kos kashi shadi,,,,,, woy da khor woghayoom just Hanif hengam
badboyss0093 1 year ago
nice stuff. we need expose those motherfuckers, puppets and currupt officials.
asgher07 1 year ago
they are all beghairt harchi koo begohee megi khai ba dewal megi
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rammyboss 1 year ago
wooow, the guy in the yellow kinda reminds me of an indian version of jesus!
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haroonpopalzai 1 year ago
hahahaha Ena Namonaa lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
BarbieAFG1 1 year ago
woooooooow )))
liveforlove777 1 year ago
sallam kosmother ha per shodi degar kodam kar degar nadari ke bokoni mother fuck qaware ta say ko khar ware loda per kirom dar ghare khware t o
komother bay
himayat120 1 year ago
wow.. thanks soo much ! I like it !!!!!!!!!!!!
ehsan16 1 year ago
is is suposed to be funny or not either way it is a nice song
Struddlecuttie4427 1 year ago
it is a nice song
Struddlecuttie4427 1 year ago
although funny, but actually nice voice X D
Kubangpasu 1 year ago 2
salam besyar maqbol i like it thnx
maliheable 1 year ago 3
nr 1 sallam khwor ra ko... (sister) man me pursidom baroe yak duhktar da netheland holland zindagi mekuna ke amu da shafo khana asta ba khotere ke padaresh zane khuda kushta bud machem ke ami mo bud ya ke dega mo.. kho sawole man ista ke amu du ta biadara kesh chan sala astan wa dega har kas ke kate amu dukhtar ba tamos shud amu az khaire kaleton baresh bogoyen ke khudesh wa du ta biadare
Nasimazari 2 years ago 2
khuda begira bura kate yak famile afghan zindagi bukuna yake amu unja yaki paido shawa baz ami har 3 sha kate khud begiran besyar sawob mesha... ba khotere ke felan dawlat grefta az peshe padaresh delem ziat bare dukhtar mesoza ke amu tanha na mona ke da holland ura har chiz metona ke shawa... wa padaresh da bandi khana asta. pls baresh bogo yen ami gapa.
Nasimazari 2 years ago
dont you think that he needs a shower?
hossam1011 2 years ago 3
@hossam1011 :)
Fogual 2 years ago 2
very funny namekhuda keep it up
zabirzabir92 2 years ago 2
vahishta qand khodet ke is culture wa farhang gap mezani luftan kame emla wa ensha ra yaad begir, dowom zarorat nest bain meliat haye bechare afghanistan nifaq bopardazi. tashakor.
siameh02 2 years ago 3
these are tajiks from sasanid and hexamanesh time ?!!! hahaha
then pashtoons came and you leraned culture ?!!
hahahahahahaaaaa !
vahishta09 2 years ago
hahahahahaha nicee...bro i cant understand farsi buh i like the way u sing.....lolxx
mehtab011 2 years ago
hahahahahahah so funny
girl90000 2 years ago
Man I miss Tolo TV, hope they come back soon.
misterharoon 2 years ago
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fuck nazir
slaimanzuri 2 years ago
whahahaha funny
Hewadb0y 2 years ago 2
this is the best afghan show !
firishta 2 years ago 2
i dont know the language of the song but it the voice which attract me 100% nice i cannot more than that
lylastaronline 2 years ago 2
hahahahaah uhuhhu hehehe hehehe zyad garm bod huhuu
hanidnoore 2 years ago
very nice thanks for uploading
0202hamed 2 years ago 3
woww i love this programm ..keep it up
Afghunboi69 2 years ago 2
tolo is better than ariana
zaandam1234 2 years ago 2
Yeh, but unfortunately we can't have Tolo here in London
MasoodKabul 2 years ago 2
lol
TheDilbarak 2 years ago 3
nice song and verry true all afghan politions are cropt i have heard in the past 7 years western countries have paid afghan 37 billion dollar still afghans are the poorest pple in de world ,
afghanistan is papolition is abt 18 million if $37 billion to devided to 18million pple all afghans shuld of been millioners but unforntunatlly we are de poorest pple some are dnt even have besic daily food to eat (:
KBLIIIGUY 2 years ago 8
@KBLIIIGUY: They are not stupid to give the money to the government ;)
They are using the money to rebuild... making factories etc... and not for People :)
MydienMusic 1 year ago
@KBLIIIGUY The population of Afghanistan is actually about 30 million and even if the western countries were to distribute 37 billion dollars among the Afghan people evenly, they would still only receive about $1200 each.
hashmat187 9 months ago
@KBLIIIGUY agar da afghanistan jung nameshud! hole afghanistan maa canada ;america ware mebud!
az 1978 tabole jung ast
MrAfghanboy1990 5 months ago
kambakht nazir khara bechare song sha chi jor kadan magam khubesh jor khadan lool
inlove4ever100 2 years ago 4
Khobesh...
taryaakee 2 years ago 4
ahahahahahaaha..omggg..they r sooo funnnnnnnnnny! I just LOVE THEM ..ahahaha...etooooo directlyy insult mekunan LOL Keep it uppp!!
afghangirl450 2 years ago 4
They are good
AbdullahMuqurai 2 years ago 3
this is great.. excleent.. A++++
johnynyc718 2 years ago 4
besyar khub they are great.... I love these guys I always watch them on Tolo... Taarefe astan
afggurlw 2 years ago 3
hahaha i love these gusy they are so talented hahahahha
KrishAfg 2 years ago 11
long live afghanistan and love yu guys g8 video....thanks tolo
1559801 2 years ago 4
i love this song they ways they sung
keep it up
morton1979 2 years ago
wow really nice ^.^ and funny :P
unknow57 2 years ago 2
afarin haqiqat penhan namemana beshak qazi ,sharwal , wazir , hamesh duz watan frush wa dushmane melat ast an karr kass ke da haqe afghan zulm mekona khuda wa qurhan pak besharmanesha ke hatman mesharmana
rashedaryapor 2 years ago
i love this guys they are so good and so funny good jab guys keep it up
85MASOUD 3 years ago 3
haha i love these guys! so funny.
:)
afghanl0vee 3 years ago 4
hahahaha
KingEhsanjan 3 years ago
hahahahahhaha funny cunt verry funny love it love it love it verry true true song this guys are mad love it hahahaa verry funny lolssss
KBLIIIGUY 3 years ago
great video
raidersfan000 3 years ago
i love TOLO
sShoJaw 3 years ago
HHAHAHAHHAHAH
NobodyEverybodyMe 3 years ago
lols ahahah
sw33t7s3r3na 3 years ago
i like the song
khatera8882 3 years ago
hahahaha, niceeee
eltaaf88 3 years ago
Great voice Nazir,,love his songs,,He sings in a language that we people in Europe understand..hehe Da zebane Afghani go ma bechara da inja besuwaad asteem,,
wais1991 3 years ago 3
So nice with ge8 tunes and of course awsome lyrics
Rashid2007af 3 years ago
OMG SO FUNNY I LOVE IT GREAT ACTING! lol
afgcutee2050 3 years ago 2
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NUMBER1PAKHTOON 3 years ago
hmm your new Master ?
eagle33x 3 years ago
wahwahwah!!! besyar khub!!!
afgzidane786 3 years ago
woooooooow mag iqadar khobish nabod wale i qadar khanda kardam ki diga jigaram kabab shod..............
afgan44 3 years ago
hella funnie...sOOOO freakin funnie peOple
fatiejaan 3 years ago
Afghanoe jangara dare song ham jang mekonan.Ech az jang ser nameshan,Khodo jon khudesh ser konak afgh pass monda.Besharmen jangaroooo
BEAUTIFULmetrah 3 years ago
Hahahha come on guys. I love Pashtuns, Tajiks, Hazaras and others... Whenever I see a student from Afghanistan in our school, I get so excited meeting them and trying to help them if I can but you guys fight over nothing. This is just a drama so lets have fun.
planetinvader 3 years ago
this is just amazing, incredable
qais from toronto
qaiswafa 3 years ago
owowowowowowoow nice song veryyyyyyyyyyy niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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i love this song
afgbosss 3 years ago
afarin afarin,,bastesh ko ahahaha,,khob gapa zadeshan,,kharkoen mardom, hastand,,zane kole pashtoen,,pecheqtoen,,zezhantoen ,,kole toene poena kadem,,zane kolesha maida maida
rohidjan 3 years ago
long live afghanistan fuck pakis
murtafa 3 years ago
hahah funny i give it a**********10 star
jaan069 3 years ago
well done and thanks
RSB610 3 years ago
wow wonderful so funny i give 10 stars to this nice nice
jemsjan 3 years ago
hahahahahhahaha OMG Its sooooooo funny.. I neva laugh that much. hahaha I give it 5 stars. Its worth more then that.
cindrellahillo 3 years ago 2
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hahah funny but i give it a... 1 star
cutesy01 3 years ago
واه واه واه واه بســـیار زیبا، بســــیار عالی!!!
PaarSaa 3 years ago 3
Kaka malaqee begy khodaaaa... malaqeta bezan
KHob remix jor kade...khoda khayret beta
lalasamir 3 years ago
wawawawawawawawawawa baaba Malaaqeee. these bastard Panjabi Afghan nelat who have taken Afghanistan hostage will burnt alive in Hitler's gas chambers in this life and hereafter. death to all Afghan melat and every single person who support them. Long Live This Great People Of This Great Nation (Not Tribe). they are together with Arabs, Panjabis, Americans, British (Nato) coz they know that if they let Persians govern then they will make a %100 Islamic country which will lead to prosperity.
MuslimNotAfghan 3 years ago 3
what an excellent video. keep up the good work
MuslimNotAfghan 3 years ago 3
i live in Kabul, it is a perfect performance by them, they are very courageous, the don't care about our ministers, i like them and enourage them. thanks
shuaib370620 3 years ago 3
this song is so funny :) and sad :(
Alisher12 3 years ago 3
از وزیر که تاریخش تیر شده هست بانش که امر بته شکم سیر شده هست ...
سکترور خصوصی چقدر سخت شده معلم و مامور از دستش سخت شده هست...
شاروال تو چرا بهانه تراشی داری یک بلند منزل در سنگ تراشی داری...
گپ دادی تو مردم در طول یک سال مارا تو فریب نتی با نیرنگ و چال...
ای ریس جدید تو غمت را بخور گر زیاد به دستت نیست کمت را بخور...
تو غصه نخور ریس با این جمع و جوش گر پیسه نه داری تو امرت را بفروش............!
باز خوش آمدید به شبکه تلویزونیئ سیاه و سفید.... حالی توجه شما را به نفرهای بیرون می فرمای
babrakzai 3 years ago
یک کار در این شهر دارم چی کنم یکی را خیر هست سه چهار دارم چیکنم...
ای قاضی جیب کلان کارت را بیبن غریب را در توپ بدتی سیلت را بیبن بیبن...
تو پیاده مرو سوار شو Crusien را خاک باد زیر Tire کو کل مسکین را...
ای فخری نامرد گپت را نزن بانش که رشوت خورده جیبش را بزن...
ای غریبایئ وطن ملک از شما نیست هر کس شما را بکشت یکیش گناه نیست...
حساسیت دارد شاورل همرای ابرها اگر میکرد کار سال را در ظرف یک ماه....
ای وزیرک شله شنگت معلوم نیست پارلمان هر چی میگه کارت معلوم نیست...
babrakzai 3 years ago
@babrakzai hahahahahahahaha beshaket da i havselet
AFGkho0oshgelak 1 year ago
hahahahahahahah fakhri na mard lolz
qaisalikhail1 3 years ago
ahahahaha wow nice song!! mohayesh mesle Bob Marly ware as.hahaha
qalamerza 3 years ago
bsyar ali ast kamelan mesl nazir khara waqean yak barnama khob agar mom ken mi bod 1000000000 rai
asmatamin 3 years ago
AY VAZERK SHALA½!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hazrat7 3 years ago
hahaha:D
Xnyabehe 3 years ago 2
heheheheheheheheheeh we mordom this is soooooooooo funny
onlyursunshine 3 years ago
What does reshvatkhor mean?
Warlockforsale 3 years ago
warlockforsale it means taking bribe, from anyone so that you can do what you want to achieve, eg a MP (member of parliment)might sign a export or import goods if they get bribe money...even president karazai and his brother doing wen i was in kabul, his brother takes 1 million doller if you want your goods to be transported from kunduz to kabul or kunduz to pakistan border with the help of USA troops...even they getting the % !!!
lol
fawad12345 3 years ago
in swedish muta , corruption..
TOFDANI 3 years ago
zenda bad kako EZAT MASTAANA!!!!!!!!!!ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
hazrat7 3 years ago
che mekona ee jokara....dega kar nadara ba qayar reshkhand zadan....
mortaza123456 3 years ago
WOW zenda baad TOLO zenda baad ADAME MASTAANA!
hazrat7 3 years ago
ay vazerak shala!!!!!!!!
hazrat7 3 years ago
ahahhah Jab khob sakhte shoda .. e rayesay koskash hamay she amota asta, reshwat khora khorda rayeeye DX khandidam
sutaJapanes 3 years ago
wow ZENDA
hazrat7 3 years ago
LOOOOOOL :D
mbcarif 3 years ago
wala e song bad nesta da bare reshwad khora lox khoneden
XxXpartyguyXxX911 3 years ago
wow wow !!!!!!!! AADAMI MASTAANA !!!!!!!!
hazrat7 3 years ago 2
thanks very nice jok
playboy436 3 years ago 2
maida maida za aleka. der khe khandan da. kaashke maa kulmaa farsi zabaan meboodem ke sawaad maa baalaa mebood.
NUMBER1PAKHTOON 3 years ago 3
akh k gape dele mardome afghanistana mezani. magam o cheshm hai safede ona kai ragne seyahi ra ba khod megira khoda mefama
KolalaX 3 years ago 3
Maida Maida zinda bad Zandg khatar!!! Fuck all the Reshwat Khuraan.
AFGprdator 3 years ago 2
wow wow zenda baad zange khatar! aafarin bsyaar khob va hqeqat ast.wow!!!!!!!!!!
hazrat7 3 years ago
آفرین طلوع. در بین تلویزیون ها جوره نداری. موفق باشید.
utubng 3 years ago 4
Beshak
shamaariana 3 years ago 2
lool
noorak86 3 years ago 3
wow zenda baad
hazrat7 3 years ago
wow nice song. :p
theshopper1 3 years ago 3
---Aye Gharibayee Watan Az Shoma Nest ---Har Kas Shoma Ra Bokosht Yakish Gunaah Nest!!!
babrakzai 3 years ago
Vazer shalaaaaaaaaa wow!
hazrat7 3 years ago
hahahah tolo tv is tight, when i went to afg the had allll kinds of programs, i gotta give it to them their reallllly funny, hahahah.
afg4life1387 3 years ago
hahhahaha a chiqa maqbool so nice
samsuz999 3 years ago 2
hahahah...i love it :D
tajikyar 4 years ago
wow wow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hazrat7 4 years ago
very nice sia o safid tv
aryan84f 4 years ago
verey nice this is right he said right and thaks for ur song tolo tv
786afghanp 4 years ago
wowowowwo zenda bad zange khatar
Aryana5lion 4 years ago
very nice !!! brohter taschakor!!! more please ...
najib420 4 years ago
nice, well funny, i always love to see something creative, thanks for the upload
uzafghan 4 years ago
Thank you Thank you Don't Forget to send it to your other freinds,,, also i will be Adding Some new Of zang Khatar Soon !!! Waiting :-)
babrakzai 4 years ago
hamgam sahib fakhri sahib wa degar hamkarhitan zendabad wa tolotv ba barnama hai meli ash ilove zang khatar i love hamgam delawar wa fakhri delawar
afghanisss 4 years ago
belakhera yak marje paida shod ke bedon e tars dard haqiqi mardum e afghanistan ra bayan mekonad...ba har hal tolo tv yak jahan tashakur az e video ha ke ham khanda dar ast o ham gerya dar.yan e pur mafhom.....
aryan84f 4 years ago
hahaha i love it very nice
sanam555 4 years ago
me too :d
Qurban89 4 years ago
awal tar az hama sallam ba hama benenda ha aziz khosh amadin ba television seya wa safed lol
what a great job tnx for uploading this clip its amazing.
AfGan07 4 years ago
heheh loool
in TV seya az khodet ast?lol
lailasweety 4 years ago
hiiiiiii everybody as a good afghan being here under he or she put their comments about our lovely artists ,they are doing their best for their loveliest and interesting prograam for us.i am very thankful for anywho he has uploaded this here in youtube website to show this for our best afghans wherever we live where trough out this useless world.
zinda baad afghan ha and afghanistan.
Qurban89 4 years ago
thank you Qurban jan
babrakzai 4 years ago
you are always welcome!
Qurban89 4 years ago
besyar maqboul wa zeyba ast
Bandy786Khuda 4 years ago
loved it, Zinda bad Hamgaam and Fakhre along with Bachche Pahlawan!!
azaddukht 4 years ago
besyar aali
afsongar 4 years ago
بسیار عالی خوانده شده زنده باد زنک خطر هاهاها
mahmoodtasawer 4 years ago 2
hahahha you are the great
mahmoodtasawer 4 years ago 2
nice v.goog keep it on
simple8honest 4 years ago 2
wowowowow beshak zenda abd zange khatar zenda abd hanefe hangam
Aryana5lion 4 years ago 2
hahah very coooooool
theshopper1 4 years ago 2