MST3K 319 Short Mr. B Natural Part:1

[breedbelly804]

New your fater i did

[Spentbrass]

Mr. B Natural is hot!

[imagineerboi]

Years later Mr. B would visit a young girl and it was then that Lady Gaga realized her destiny.

[tonymontana1974]

Dont look in the mirror and say mister b natural 3 times for christ sake.

[Radetzky19]

"and the republican high school marching band!" XD

[jec444]

You gotta inspect your horn boy.....and wash it every day!

[rebelliousrebel420]

9:20 Do you think this is just a trumpet? NO! It's a bong! lmao

[gingaguy]

I'm sorry, MISTER B IS A DAMN WOMAN, wtf!?

[RightWingHunter666]

OMG! This is freaking hilarious.

[MickQuick07]

LOL I love their reactions everytime "Mr." B Natural pops up on the screen. "AHHH!!"

[unclesporkums]

"Bon Appe-DIE!!" XD

[pbanta62]

For a "Mister" b-natural, he sure has a-flat adam's apple!

[Cohammer45]

I love their reactions when stuff moves quickly. hahaha

1:46

[catladymilan]

does she have vampire teeth?

[eeedeebee]

@gunnysakk. and who could forget this manic, crazed (genderless?) character --- Mr. B Natural?

[lonelysith66]

As I watch this, I understand why Freddy Krueger became a serial killer.

If I had to grow up in this decade, I'd kill people in their sleep, too.

o_O

[Wiiguy07]

Joel: Hey you leave my father out of this!

[cavalierfan1995]

IM BUCKING FOR THE FIRST CLARINET CHAIR

TOM:OHHHH DO YOU DARE?????

[cavalierfan1995]

CROW:HEY TONE IT DOWN LADY!!!!

[cavalierfan1995]

BUZZ WAS A SLAKER

LOL

UH MR B WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT DIGNITY??

[JOELDSDLR]

Come on and buy some crap from us / You know that you want to / And then we will salute you / As you prance and gad about!"

[gladfan1989]

"What does A.S.C. mean?"

"A Sick Cookie".

ROTFL, my fav gag in this short.

[Cazz814]

"How's that?"

"It stinks!"

That is definitely my favorite running gag on the show.

[boiledcrap]

Is this the orientation video they show in Glee clubs?

[obie1201]

Bad Touch!!!! LOL!!! I miss this show so much!!!

[Adamguy2003]

Mr. B.: The spirit of music's in all of us!

Crow: No, not me, I bathe.

LOL!

Ah, for the days when openly saying you were trying out for first clarinet in the band not only WOULDN'T get you beat up and your clarinet stuck somewhere very painful, but would actually make you popular!

[Drez26]

Bon apa DIE!

[BariG94]

I want to know why SHE is MR b natural?

[Tendoking]

"CONN!!!!"

"Betty Luster...was she married to Martin Sheen?"

Brilliance.

[breerex123]

7:35 fucking like that ?

[kdawg3485]

@breerex123 talking.. but yea it sounds like that

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

"Let's get acquainted!"

NO LET'S NOT!!!

[VaciliNikoMavich]

"Blahsfimy, SPANKING TIME!"

[911028em]

MOM!!!!!!!!

[Yourdreamslie]

Buzz this time don't make so much noise while you read...

[snofthndr]

B natural could really help your career

[demboys18]

Bon apa DIE! ROFL

[shikamaru990]

Mr. B Natural scares me.

[AshleyMarkPomeroy]

So that's where the "happy king!" thing came from.

[Irkedmv]

You were the snake.

[t0t3n3ng3l]

I kinda want to know why they picked a woman to play something called Mr. B. Natural... There's nothing natural about him! X_o

[BERTMARCH]

War of the Colossal Beast is a pretty slow moving film, pairing it with the obnoxious but high-energy Mr. B short for Ep 319 made for a, uh, lively episode.

"The all-night coke jags in cheap motels!"

[simonimyours]

That's funny, I tried wanting the fun of music, but Mr. B only came to me after a seance` at a Satanic Alter.

[videovic99]

Oh mister lady, I, oh, hrmm..

[masonkiller666]

When he said "oh Mr. B," I instantly thought BioShock

[Tasera783]

OH GOD WHAT'S GOING ON

[ToxicOdiousOne]

Why is Mr. B Natural a woman? 1950s gender confusion?

[crispycritterz]

How did teenagers live in this era and not kill themselves?

They were smarter then. They were mentally tougher. They didn't whine about what they wanted every second. They weren't as shallow about getting things, (games, Ipods, etc...) Easy answer.

[llcdrdndgrbd]

@crispycritterz Jeez, lighten up gramps.

[IKickAss4DaLord]

@llcdrdndgrbd he's right and I'm 14, ppl are just mentally dumbing down and winning things for just do it and not win, not trying to be the best and just

sit around not learning

[llcdrdndgrbd]

@IKickAss4DaLord I'm not suggesting that it is good to whine/ be lazy/ not face life. I am suggesting that this video is actually funny to watch and that therefore going on about how effete today's youth have become is not really appropriate in this context. Furthermore, a sense of humor is another form of mental toughness that I believe people should cultivate.

[masonkiller666]

@crispycritterz Yay the wonderful results of child abuse!

[antgav79]

jole im scared

aaaaa hows that

IT STINKS lmfao

[larchex]

Bon- Appa- DIE

[kailuagirl87]

"You think this is just a trumpet?"

*Noo! its a bong* hahaha

[MajorMotionStudios]

why the fuck is Mr. B Natural played by a woman?

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

@ojoeororoyo Uh, I was born in 1985.

[PigChampi0n]

Bellevue! LOL

[WillSing4Zombies]

"Is that Liberachi's Mom?" This shit it hilarious. My friend just told me her Music teacher made them watch this in school today. It's 2010.

[Adamguy2003]

@WillSing4Zombies Your friend has my sympathies.

[honkyzilla]

It's a bong!

[Wut88]

my fucking god

[Wut88]

what the fuck

[watda74]

No matter now many times I watch Mr B Natural, the question is always the same: Why am I watching Mr B Natural? lol

-Oh, Mr. B...

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Can we all just agree that there is nothing natural about Mr. B Natural?

Bad pun, I know. I'll go to bed without supper.

[uh0oo]

Is Mr B natural a guy? OR a girls... Im so confused.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

@uh0oo Mr. B Natural is a living embodiment of evil. Gender not necessary.

[SovanJedi]

Mr. B Natural makes me feel funny.

[Mibbitmaker]

Mr. B Natural's daughter must be that Flo lady selling Progressive Insurance on TV.

[Tanyableu]

@Mibbitmaker OMG THAT explains everything!!!!!

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

@Mibbitmaker Well, she turned out okay.

[crispycritterz]

3:00 The single greatest Joel line in MST3K history.

[antgav79]

" IT STINKS" lmao ha ha ha

[SlytherinQueen130]

"Hey, leave my father out of this!"

"Nothing wrong with Buzz!"

"Except for his hair."

this is one of my faves! XD i love the MST3K gang! ^^

[NYstreetrat]

"and don't be too sure I wasn't in the garden with mr and mrs adam!"

"you were the snake...."

[ptjlmbaldwin]

"The Lulla-baby-bye--oh go away!" XD

"Hey, tone it down, Lady!"

"Spanking time!"

Crow gets the best lines...

[snootylittlecutie]

"he's coming out of the closet! oh, sorry..."

5:35

[ptjlmbaldwin]

Bon-appe-die!

[themightycelestial]

Mr. B Natural sure is one hot chick.

[dcbandnerd]

"Conform...CONFORM!"

Ahh, Middle School really did suck, didn't it?

[Lowbrass64]

"where'd you come from?"

"Bellvue"

Kills me every time.

[charger619c]

This is the best goddamned show of all time

[eeedeebee]

@charger619c. so very true. 

[MrCombat1965]

Hey, tone it down lady!!!!!

[Nightweaver1]

This is the whitest white thing I've ever seen to this day. This one short was responsible for the social revolution of the 1960s.

[mikepolifka]

They sure that's a Mr.?

[waveali]

"So i'm attracted to guys now!" lmao

[SonicThunderBYG]

Bon Appa DIE!

[rattatat7978]

Con....form....con....form....­. omg I can not believe i was subjected to this as a child. I was in band and we were NEVER cool! Bandies were right up there with chess club and AV club.

The acting was TOP NOTCH back then too.....lol

[devospud]

as if adolescence wasn't confusing enough, we have Mr B Natural popping into their bedrooms at night, reclining in provocative poses and talking about how to "fit in"

[DGF2099]

The cutest girl in school asks him to come over and dance, and is response is "No thanks, I've got some reading to do." Oh..Not good kid! Not good at all!

[blahtothe3rd]

Liberace's MOM. Hahaha.

[WhatsOnNext]

Lol "Oooh, Mr. Bee". Joel is a wee lonely, I'd say.

[yaywhewclips242]

Evil- she's evil.

Do they live in Pee Wee's Playhouse?

Spanking Time!

Mr. B is a Mary Martin Wannabe!

[Bryan90260]

"You be Baadd!"

[demboys18]

Mr. B, are you trying to seduce me? Lol.

[theBunnyboy]

lol "bad touch"

MOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[Josh18R]

Nice,.,.But Check Out My Channel,..,Nicely Wwell Put Entertainment!!

[ManiacMarauder01]

"Mmmmooooooooommmmmm!!!"

[Hagar7]

"Bad touch!"

[lonelysith66]

"Oh, Mr. B..."

Joel's been in space a little too long!

XD

[CrazyKirlia]

Mr. B Natural scares me and will haunt my nightmares forever.

[CleansWithRag]

Waiting to die!

[Moredread25]

Must. Conform.

No - I am E-Major! You cannot stop me! I will create my own reality.

[Huthah]

Bon appe-DIE! I really need a t-shirt with that on it!

[galaxyrock]

"Mr. B, you're hot!"

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

Why does my kid have to be such a dud? *I* was popular!

Umm, what are the guys covered in at the beginning? o.O

[mykopy]

Tweenkie exploded.

[deadcrowes19]

YouSuckNoJutsu:

that was from joel's invention exchange, which was a mortar that fired twinkies, frank was covered in crepes from Dr forrester's invention: the breakfast bazooka. XD

[ngobleus]

"You should hear him--bom-bom, buh-buh-buh-bom-bomp..." "Huh, he sucks, Mr. B!!"

[AntarcticaFreak]

Hahaha, this was the best short ever.

[smcentee6922]

Mr. B is a total fag!

[drambuierocks]

blogtv is now streaming mst3k 24/7

[Audinos]

"...he played the devil's tritone...!"

[rxkingd]

"That's nice.....MOOOOOOM!"

[lonelysith66]

Wow, really?!

:O

[lonelysith66]

I'm not liking Satan's new look.

:(

[lonelysith66]

"Oh, my God, please say this isn't happening!!!"

LOL XD

[DrThunder88]

This was a great episode. I loved the bots' debate after this short.

[Amberbydreams]

...O.O...

Crazy...

Homosexual...

Rapist...

Music note....

..Yeah. That's all I got out of that.

Creepy as hell.

[Evilkritter]

WOW. I didn't figure out that Mr. Music was a MAN until 5:48.

[richardwhat]

this messed me up more than when I WAS a teenager.

BAH!!!

I've a sudden urge for wholesome behavior.

HELP!

[jewfy2u]

MR. B Natural? Wow, he's got a nice figure for a guy.

[prettysplash5bell]

"hey leave my father out of this!"

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

How did teenagers live in this era and not kill themselves?

My childhood sucked, but at least I was never forced to watch this in school.

[prettysplash5bell]

seriously!

[SuperDavidlyon]

@rabidrabbitshuggers u have seen educational films, its never this era its the next one

[cantopia]

@rabidrabbitshuggers I did grow up in this era (born in 1951, Kindergarten in 1955) and I had to watch lots of bad 16mm movies: "How to Breathe!" but I never saw anything this insanely fucked up. Trust me, we knew 'duck and cover' drills were suicidally berserk but they were also surreal and fun. This is out-and-out crypto-child molestation nightmare porn and we wouldn't ave been able to sleep for a week if we'd seen it.

[MisterOceanCity]

@rabidrabbitshuggers Well, we had to watch "stuff like that", and honestly, any excuse to get out of class was a great excuse. If this was a 20 minute film of rocks falling, that would be good enough!

[StoneTemp1Pilot]

I live in the upper Midwest and people really do speak like like Dr. Forester and TV's Frank do in the beginning.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

"Hey Margie! Did ya try da fricasee?"

Gotta love Fargo.

[Adamgontierfan19]

Joel: Uh yeah there was a weirdo loose in the school he was hiding in Juniors locker well no you really shouldn't hang up

Joel and the Bots seem to do more screaming in sheer terror of this short than joking it of course they have perfectly good reason too

[ralphyetmore]

Mr. B, You're Hot!

[amasingfatass]

The true face of terror Mr. B. Natural...

[JCfreak88]

this is the only one that acutally had me on the floor from laughing way too much

[AutobotLover]

asc = a sick cookie

[snakes3425]

8:52: To quote the Nostalgia Critic: No No No Not like that, no no no that's wrong, that's wrong, BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH THIS IS A VERY BAD TOUCH NO NO NO STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

[gmr4300]

STEP AWAY FROM THE BATHING SUIT AREA

[saikyoryu]

The first time I saw this, both the cheesiness and the riffs from the guys made me laughing hard, but so glad that I was wearing a pair of dark pants, if you catch my drift.

[CaptMARNEY]

Tom(as Buzz): Eheh that's nice MMMOOOOOM!!

[ilikethecoke]

Seriously, why'd they call it MR B Natural?

Why not just B Natural?

[ElizabethGStone]

@ilikethecoke Or *MISS* B Natural.

[paintballer3377]

"I've been visiting with an 8 year old friend of mine"

"Oh God no... no..."

[purpleshamrock17]

"conform, conform, conform..."

"try not to make so much noise when you read"

"Why does my kid have to be a dud? I was popular!"

"You think this is just a trumpet, no...it's a bong!"

Mr. B Natural aka Mary Martin as Peter Pan on some serious crack!

[desertrose777]

I love Joel in this. "Evil...she's evil"

[ichigatsujohn]

'Oh excuse me, sexless man-woman..' oh man one of my favorite lines... :-)

[smsteve888]

"Oh Mr B......"

I love Joel

[VirtualBoy500]

B. Natural has to be THE most effeminate male of ALL TIME! He (she?) passes beyond creepy and moves into the realm of depressingly disturbing.

[BryonYoungblood]

Well, it IS a woman playing Mr. B Natural. XD

Bryon

[Iamafishproductions]

"A little musical nightmare fro the Heart of Whiteness. Bon Appe-DIE!"

Perfect introduction to this creepy mess.

[yourmybestfriend101]

"you've seen me do EVERYTHING?!"

[SabbyGuy09]

I don't think you should name characters after their measurements.

[joster285]

Buzz makes Edward Cullen look like Snake Plissken

[201bangas]

"yeah lets call on satin"

hahaha mst3k<333

[Stazmo2]

"...And the white race will salute you..."

:)

[Uraharasensei]

"Conform... conform..."

[ParadoxBattleZone]

6:21

"This time don't make so much noise when you read."

[kkatkkong]

I have a feeling that prancing chirpy bitch is the kind of thing you see at the deserted crossroads in the middle of the night.

[DarkeRaven09]

Isn't Mr. B Natural Harley Quinn's mom? She needs to get back to Arkham now, I heard it's jello night in the patient ward!

[ajaakola]

meanwhile, the midville police stop by his locker and find out why his name is "buzz"

[meape]

b4 /b/ there was MST3K

[ElizabethGStone]

I love how they make fun of Buzz's awkwardness.

"Uh, uh, mm, mm" LOL

[SeanP7195]

Funfacts: Buzz's name is Bruce Podewell and really is a musician and really is nicknamed "Buzz". He has many little music credits to his name and apparently was a music professor at tulane and still looks like a dork.

[log6778]

Are you Bruce Podwell?

[Kahran042]

"The clarinet is a happy smile!"

Unless, of course, Squidward Tentacles is playing it. :-)

[shootxthexmessenger]

i absolutely love someone who can make a Spongebob reference out of anything. ;)

[MikuMech]

4:19

"HE'S GOT A GUN!"

I have this short on DVD. I laugh at that joke all the time.

[chrishopkins77]

"Oooooooh Mr B........"

[acdc49]

"Want to see the step i was talking about?"

"It's a goose step"

XD

[wookie72]

Scariest thing ever.

[Drez26]

"Leave my father out of this!"

[SteevDragon67]

what instrument does "Mr" B play? the skin flute? geez talk about confusion! aren't adolescents confused enough!

[baltosfan]

MR  B????

MRS B???

[porkymania90]

I was thinking the same thing

[RaphBlade7]

Hey check out 5:34

(showing Mr. B inside the looker)

I wonder how kids had nightmares of Mr. B hiding in their locker after seeing this? What where the people who produced this trying to do, scare kids into getting them to buy a musicial instrument? (Talk about scare tactics)

(I guess Mr. B must have been stuffed into alot lookers when he/she was kid).

[Tom Servo:} He's Comin' out of the closet!

(then immediately apologising afterward)[Tom Servo:] Oh, sorry, ahem!

[RaphBlade7]

Jeanie's humorous comment starts around 4:47 - 4:48.

"WANNA CUM?"

It's amazing how such an seemingly innocent comment made in 1956 come become reinterpreted years later as a form of "sexual innuendo" via a double entendre (playing on the possibly sexual interpretation of an otherwise innocent comment).

Given amount of "sexual innuendo" there is in this short, this comment is a perfect fit.

I'm just surprised that Joel & the bots didn't notice it.

[RaphBlade7]

I Luv Jeanie's question to Buzz around 4:47:

[Jeanie:] "WANNA COME?" (saying in a way that could easily make Buzz get the all the "wrong ideas"!)

[Riff]

Buzz(thinking to himself) -"Did she just say CUM?"

The way in which she says it makes you wonder exactly what she really meant by that comment (we can only assume she may have had more planned "than just simply listening to records & dancing!"), Sadly neither us (nor Buzz) will ever know because he was "TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO FIND OUT!"