Wanda Sykes - spread my ashes on Halle Berry!

[alpuretim]

The title of this video could of been 'Wanda Sykes - Her Ashes...' and I would still of watched it. No need to spoil the punchline, because naturally, I didn't laugh... but I suppose us finding clips funny isn't the reason you post... it's so you get hits.

[7341662]

YUCK!  WANDA SYKES HAS ONE SAGGY ASS!! Why do black women have such ugly butts?

[ImaginaryVoncroy]

@7341662 As long as black men have big cocks, you're happy. Okay, we got it already dude.

[7341662]

@ImaginaryVoncroy No, why do black women have such ugly butts?

[alpuretim]

@7341662 Why do teenage boys think typing on YouTube gives them some strange permission for making rascist comments?

[leizuoer]

@7341662 The real question is: how do idiots like you learn to type?

[maleficentdiva]

she is so damn funny! nothing is better than good comedy, and Wands DEFINITELY knows her shit when it comes to making people laugh! GO HEAD GIRL!

[poosaypirate]

ahahahhaa, she cracks me up so much. she doesnt stop eitehr. funny lady! WANDA SYKES I LOVE YOU!

[Ultralism]

I'm a straight white guy from another continent and I didn't know Wanda and I had so much in common.

[7341662]

DAMMMMMN!!! Look at that HUGE, FAT ass on Wanda Sykes. It looks like the Goodyear blimp! hahahahah -- why do black women have such ugly butts?

[7341662]

WOW............. Wanda Sykes sure has one fat ass!!! Why do black women have such ugly butts???

[Rebelanious]

@7341662 shut the fuck up

[KaraLindaLee]

@7341662 if u don't like nice big asses then that's your problem, but some of us DO like a REAL WOMAN with some meat on her bones

[7341662]

@KaraLindaLee Yuck -- Wanda Sykes has a huge, flubbery, droopy, untoned, gross disgusting fat cottage cheese ass.

Why do black women have such ugly butts?

[KaraLindaLee]

@7341662 stfu

[7341662]

@KaraLindaLee Hmmm.... sounds like that comment about ugly fat butt hit a nerve, huh? (But how does anything penetrate your layers of black blubber? ) hahahahaha....

[poosaypirate]

@7341662 ASK YOUR MOM ; FAG

[7341662]

@poosaypirate An observation and a question -- Wanda Sykes sure has one disgusting, gross, fat floppy, flubbery ass!! Why do black women have such ugly butts?

[poosaypirate]

@7341662 GO ASK UR MOM; FAG

[7341662]

@poosaypirate WOW -- Wanda Sykes sure has one fat FLUBBERY ass!! Why do black women have such ugly butts?

[88druman]

@7341662 Lmao, you asking the same question on another vid? Lol you bored as hell mane.

[EdNortonisMineLol]

Wanda cracks me up

[foccha]

Bahaha I love how she acts out the spreading of the ashes.

[bethshair]

lol, what!?

[Perid0tStar]

that frenzied shoveling motion was freaking Priceless xD

[cedarwould]

spread my ashes slowly and gently allll over rihanna 

[pingidjit]

She makes a good point. In that case spead my ashes on Christina Cox, Halle Berry or Jeri Ryan.

[tarasm100]

lmfaoooo

[atschopp123]

Wanda's not a lesbian. She has a husband.

[friendlymlewis3]

@atschopp123 no. she's IS a lesbian and she has a WIFE!!!!!

[drsuperstar01]

@atschopp123 lol are you serious dude, everyone knows wanda is a lesbian and married to a female

[passionkiss91]

@atschopp123 wow you are laaaaate she was married to a man but they divorced. Wanda is now happily married to a woman named Alex. They have kids twin babies, Lucas and Olivia. Wanda even talks about them in this stand up!

[midnull]

@atschopp123

No she was married and she divorced her husband now she has a wife.

[7341662]

WOW -- Wanda Sykes has one FAT and FLUBBERY BUTT !!! Why do blac k women have such ugly asses?

[TarantulaCandy]

@7341662 you say this in every Wanda video. are you a flat ass white or asian girl who is jealous? I say YES!

[BIoodRedBIood]

@TarantulaCandy I've seen many Asian and white women with big asses, and I have seen many black women with no asses. One could say that your comment is racist as well. I'm not saying it is, but point being, it's sometimes about perspective.

[Missteree87]

@7341662 i don't see anything wrong with her butt. are you okay in the head?

[7341662]

@Missteree87 Other than the fact that her ass is about four feet wide and ugly as hell? LOL! How's that braille keyboard working out for ya?

[Troublesome2008]

@Missteree87

Don't reply to 7341662. He's on almost every video talking crap. For some people, getting bad messages is better than getting no messages at all. Trolls are lonely people. The last thing he wants is people ignoring him. So i say, let's all ignore him :).

[PacsyRay]

I don't get the joke. Could someone explain?

[Karamel2233]

@PacsyRay Wanda Sykes is a lesbian and she would prefer her ashes to be placed on Halle Berry because she is attractive-just to be like, yea...Im on Halle Berry etc.

[yyhlover]

lol What a perv.

[DylanHilldog]

So, what are you wearing today?

WANDA SYKES!

I was waiting for that part...

[funkeekatt]

People can still watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show on Nick at Nite and TV Land. It's like Wanda is so uncreative she has to steal a joke from a sitcom.

[funkeekatt]

So lame. That's not even an original joke. I heard a similar joke from Sue Ann Nivens on The Mary Tyler Moore Show in 1977. Wanda was funnier before she became a militant dyke.

[surfitlive]

@funkeekatt

Yeah but most people here weren't even born then or know of Sue Ann Nivens. So rehashing an old (30 years)joke for new times is passible. Now a joke from 5 years ago is a different story....

[514lindy]

@funkeekatt So fighting for her rights makes her a militant? I guess you voting makes you one to then huh?

[FreeLOVEfest]

yeyah!!!!!! mine too mine too!!!!

[MrZardoz777]

Mine too.

[handyquack]

she like a femal richard prior

[MurderReignz1]

"Just catch her ass ofn the street one day." hahahahahaha

[aylix89]

ewwwwwwwwwwww lmao

[21430MIGUEL]

LOKA DEMENTE ME MATE DE RISA!

[ChilarieForever]

I watched this the other night on t.v, my favourite part was when she was like "You catch Halle on the red carpet.....So what are you wearing tonight Halle......Wana Sykes(pretends to throw ashes)" She's hilarious. Or when she was talking about are you smarter than a fifth grader."You be sittin at home like 'I think I know this one'. You're supposed to you dumbass your 33 years old." Gosh she is so funny! I'm glad she has her own show now,her and Ellen will have the funniest shows!

[futurestar94britfan]

haha thats funny

can u imagine? halle berrys just walking down the street, listening to her ipod...

some random guy jumps out in front of her and throws ashes on her face

she would be like "WTF?? security!!!"

haha talk about scared for life

[Lissdev]

why post the punch line as the title? I'm just sayin.

[punchlinemagazine]

because its evocative and will get people to watch. sorry we blew it for you, though. you make a good point. i'll keep that in mind next time. -dylan

[alpuretim]

@punchlinemagazine yea... I love how you've changed it...

[baBristow]

lol I don get it? why would she want her ashes spread on holly berry

[vvnd21]

cause wanda's a lesbian and halle berry is HOT!

[padreq12]

@vvnd21 Is she really a lesbian!?

[jpbraxto342154]

Yeah she recently came out during this last election.

[tsunin66]

rofl

[blugreen123]

Holla!