one handed claymore cutting test epic fail.

[daddydojang]

proof @1:38 that diet Mountain Dew DOES make you pick your nose with you thumb.

[Striker51z]

dude, sharpen your machete. All you need is a metal file and youtube.

[xTunksy]

cut the fat off urself

[TheJoe999Man]

nice jizz stain

[lkopbia]

what does full tang mean?

[MrMetalwolf08]

@lkopbia it means the blade goes down through the handle so the sword has strength and wont break. think of it like a stick. would you rather swing one that is JUST ONE whole stick? or a stick with another stick taped to it. see what i mean?

[MrMetalwolf08]

WHACK ....-_-..... what the FUCK lol

[sgtschmitty8013]

No offense but your life looks incredibly dull and boring.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@sgtschmitty8013 it was back then

[sgtschmitty8013]

@FatGuyWithAKatana cool now what do you do?

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@sgtschmitty8013 well nothing for a minute but friday i start training at a trucking company, i'll be driving up and down the eastern states making all kinds of money :3

[sgtschmitty8013]

@FatGuyWithAKatana That's cool bro i'm glad your making a living.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@sgtschmitty8013 me too, i'll finally get out of this silly town for a while.

[sgtschmitty8013]

@FatGuyWithAKatana Good shit dude.

[StapleGunMS]

@sgtschmitty8013 No offense but you seem like one of those people whose life is so dull and boring they fulfil it by posting malicious comments on youtube.

[sgtschmitty8013]

@StapleGunMS Okay that's cool.

[TheHorsenation]

CO ZA ASY!

[kodoku7otaku]

Nice tits.

[GriboedovAnton]

looks more like silver witcher sword)

[falexxelaf]

sperm on the t-shirt !!!

[DelTevynes]

You cumshot dumbass that claymore can be used with 2 hands (second hand goes where the leather should be).Second don't keep it dull.SHARPEN IT.

[maltacross1987]

Gay swing equals fail dude.Learn to swing a sword.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@maltacross1987 it was also dull and stainless steel so yeah

[mercclegg]

@maltacross1987 That's not even a sword that's some shitty stainless steel mass produced object that's meant to look like a sword.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@mercclegg indeed, i found it out a little too late though

[capthowdy26041]

Aww, it's a baby claymore.

[yourlitlesister]

XD, Im amazed that that sword didn't break, try swinging a little harder and SHARPEN THAT SUCKER.

[TheJoe999Man]

is a fuckin replica display only you fat fuck

[timibosworth]

Why? Just why?

[ScotlandsJan]

Sorry but Claymores should be only two handed. And your Garden looks like a big bin.

[Perchezable]

"For shits and giggles"

you made me laugh hard! your a pretty cool dude i wish you could use my katana. I bought it for $350 bucks and its hand made carbon steel. Ive already cut through boxes, chairs, and metal plates. If i were there we would have some fun :)

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@Perchezable glad ya think i'm funny and lord have mercy, dunno if i'd cut metal plates but yeah, there are some really good swords for that price range. start driving south, i could use a killing shit with swords side kick

[Perchezable]

@FatGuyWithAKatana you should check my vid on my big fuck up i just did it tonight haha if i didn't live in this shitty apartment i would cut shit up. maybe i should just go crazy on myother tendants here :P

[timHYPERLITE]

i think the sword is fine,i think the problem is his fat jello hands cant grip the sword.

[Serb1anArchangel]

Your house and your backyard looks like a junkyard. You should really clean up! Also your clothes are terrible. Man! Do you ever heard about washing machine? Shave yourself, get a haircut, get clean clothes, start dieting and working out! And just after all that you should start to play with swords.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@Serb1anArchangel yard's clean now, clothes were clean, that was a bleach stain, i shave on occasion, i'm skinnier and up your butt

[Serb1anArchangel]

@FatGuyWithAKatana Well, i saw your fresh videos and you still need a shave and a haircut. Also you should mow the grass.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@Serb1anArchangel phooey, i got no one to impress, but i do need a haircut, i drive with the windows rolled down and the shit blows around and hits me in the eyes unless i'm wearing a beanie.

[Serb1anArchangel]

@FatGuyWithAKatana See? And you definitely need a shaving too. :) Man, it's not to impress others. Hygiene is a part of common sense. :)

[JonnyP2012]

That is one shithole backyard. 

[leexlma]

hes got spunk on his t shirt HAHA epic fail !!!

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@leexlma or it could be bleach?

[leexlma]

@FatGuyWithAKatana could it now

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@leexlma yup it could and it is

[allmodcons6]

that was like watching jimmy from southpark hit something with a sword

[Toxination1]

HAHAHA!!! Put some Water in it!?!

[Toxination1]

HAHAHA!!!

[mouthforwar17]

thats not a 1 handed claymore just a cheap replica of a celtic/ scottish 1 hand design....mostly celtic...it looks like it has a shitty temper if its bending at the end like that..so in other words thats a pretty shitty sword

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@mouthforwar17 yeah i know, i was uneducated when i made the video and stainless steel and yeah, lookit my re: the perils of cheap fantasy swords video

[mouthforwar17]

@FatGuyWithAKatana wel im the guy to ask about sword. i do live steel reenactments and ive trained in western martial arts..i noe alot about scottish warfare aswell...anything that clangs when u shake it is a shitty sword...honestly...the only good swords are customized to u...which are expensive n hard to find..

[rogantu]

I'm sorry, but before you hit it looks like you try to hit like the weak girls does with their hands.

[Alexcantsing]

lmao fatguywithkatana i love how ur proud of it

[EscapeCarovan134]

looks like you drink a shit load of it

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@EscapeCarovan134 that's an optical illusion

[EscapeCarovan134]

how much diet mountain dew do you drink

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@EscapeCarovan134 a little bit here and there

[VorVZakonie]

you fucking dirty redneck ,go and wash yourself  and stop talking dirty you fat faggot

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@VorVZakonie i'm only a faggot for you

[Pawnbroker00]

This is nothing like a medieval claymore. Seriously 0_0. claidh mhor translates as big sword. And this isnt big, nor is it scottish, and it isnt even designed like a scottish one.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@Pawnbroker00 tell that to the link in the description

[elgostine]

@Pawnbroker00 agreed, its more like a gallic sword like those used against ceasrs legions

[HookerNSU]

LMFAO.. ROTMFFLMAO

[RedVsBlue725]

Never doubt the skillz of a fatguy with a sword! SWORD SLAP!xD

[Gjergji311]

that is NOT the VA sword in the links... also, please do not shame the world of swordfighers by trying to cut when you have no clue how to... In addition, it's not cool to pick your nose and then put it on youtube...

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@Gjergji311 yeah am aware, the hilt is similar though.

[Gjergji311]

@FatGuyWithAKatana Well, I ain't VA's owner (duh...), but I do know him and I am pretty sure Sonny would not appreciate his swords (ok, oooold line of swords, VA is making much better ones now) being discredited in such a way... what you have is a decorative sword, not a functional one and that should not be used for cutting (which is why it's dull)...

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@Gjergji311 yeah i figured out that it was a wall hanger but i was under the impression that it was functional. but i'm not discrediting or at least that wasn't my intentions, i just supplied a link to a sword this piece of junk resembles. i've heard VA's reputation and i plan on buying a sword or two from them. this certainly wasn't a VA because it was bought at a flea market for $20

[XDStringmanXD]

Is the fail part of the title describe you? Because a claymore is 2 handed. if it is 1 handed its not a claymore.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@XDStringmanXD have cancer, look at the picture of the sword in the description and read the past comments

[BlacksmithPhillips]

you sir, made me lol.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@BlacksmithPhillips glad to hear it

[MrKevstro]

looks more like a broadsword then a claymore.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@MrKevstro i know, check the first link in the description for the sword it most resembles.

[fvharen2009]

very funny. had a good laugh

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@fvharen2009 good deal, tune in tomorrow (or saturday) when my new sword arrives.

[gibson82650]

yu pyu have the SAME machete as me

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@gibson82650 not no more nuh uh

[gibson82650]

@FatGuyWithAKatana well BLEEEEEEHHH it was that same shitty ozark trail machete wasnt it....

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@gibson82650 yep but i killed it, look at the viddy of the $10 machete in teh video responses win win win

[stevendayt76]

its ok im fat too. not really just got a little bit of chub. about 10 pounds of fat on my body

[grantsdaman01]

health fail

[Blaineeer]

Nice failsword an sperm spots on your shirt...

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@Blaineeer i hope your sperm doesn't do that to your shirts, that's bleach partner.

[paintballa2195]

and ur fatter than fuck haha. also u do swing a sword like a fag

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@paintballa2195 i've lost weight since this video was made and i was keeping my left arm close to my body to avoid injury not that i was in much danger seeing how dull this sword was

[Schutzstaffel23]

nice tittys fat ass

[xLilxDemyx]

@Schutzstaffel23 Nice spelling dumbass.

[Schutzstaffel23]

@xLilxDemyx no i just refuse to put ie. please stop trying to be a hard ass by correcting grammar lol.

[xLilxDemyx]

@Schutzstaffel23 I was correcting your spelling, not your grammar, smart one. Not that your grammar doesn't need correcting. Since when does correcting retards make you a hard ass?

[xLilxDemyx]

@Schutzstaffel23 I was correcting your spelling, not grammer, not that it doesn't need correcting too. And since when does correcting dumbasses make one a hard ass?

[Schutzstaffel23]

@xLilxDemyx see you're doing it now. you're going on a rant. i dont care and no one does lol

[xLilxDemyx]

@Schutzstaffel23 If you don't care, why are you replying back?

[Schutzstaffel23]

@xLilxDemyx WAHOO you got me on that one buddy!

[xLilxDemyx]

@Schutzstaffel23 Ok. Let's end this pointless argument. Good day to you.

[Schutzstaffel23]

@xLilxDemyx good day sir!!

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@Schutzstaffel23 boogers :D

[seamusotorain]

I consider myself a tolerant man. I support gay marriage, and am a member of the LGBT society at my college. But seriously, dude, you swing a sword like a faggot.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@seamusotorain and you type out a comment like one so there ya go

[scar504]

thank you so much for making my day omg i cant stop laughing hahaha look at you! omg hahahaha

[makaveli087]

hahaha That was hilarious

[rocksoliddude1]

rob roy faught with a claymore

[malevolenceXXXensues]

does diet mountain dew taste nasty?

[CaptKujata]

You don't deserve these blades. You have no respect for any of them, nor what they represent. One of these blades is bound to bite back with some pretty fierce karma. My celtic heritage is screaming, and so are my japanese ancestors.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@CaptKujata cool except the fake ass retarded double sided is disassembled and the katana's blade was twisted on a bad cut so yeah you're strange ancestors suck.

[mouthforwar17]

u sir need to invest in sharper less cheap blades...try hanwei...they make good swords.and cud cut through those bottles with ease...as long as u noe how to use em

[mouthforwar17]

caaaalm down buddy...none of my heritage is screaming...but my knowledge of swords is...he has cheap dull blades...thats it....im scottish and own my own claymore that cud easily cut through those bottles.. but id rather use it in re enactments that on mt dew.

[ButtPoopWiggle]

"This thing is duller than fuck!"

HAHAHA CLASSIC!

[nikbookworm]

it bounced. Energy tranfered from the blade to the bottle and the bottle flew off. If the bottle was clamped down the result would have been different.

[kiddimeister]

FILL IT WITH WATER!!!

[VengeJahka]

...ok my final verdic on you...since i've watched like 8 of your vids and are now going. You need to stick to katanas...you just don't swing right with single handed blades...you need to cut your grass...and STOP WASTING MOUNTAIN DEW!

[versionintegrale]

mini claymore? i think thats just a sword 0.o claymore is big two handed double sided sword

[VengeJahka]

@versionintegrale - there's no such thing as "just a sword"

[whowantsabighug]

or similar to a rapier

[Vampmonkey616]

When you hit the bottle with the machete it looks like you hit it with the side of the blade and not the edge...

Learn how to actually swing a sword and to use momentum in your swing. You won't cut shit swinging it like that.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

i hit it with the edge, it was just dull n shit.

[mandeas17]

OK two things one that is not a claymore that is a broadsword a claymore is much longer and also your using the sword like a bat its not going to cut through something that lite no sword would it will just knock it away

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

the furniture resembles a katana and it was about as dull as a brick.

[Beta252]

where can i get one?

[Jeeperrandy]

"...dull as a brick" LOL, that's funny dude.

[CaptainHitsugaya66]

"This thing is duller than fuck", lol!

[livingredwolf]

Looks like u got a bit of cum on ya shirt there lad at 2:18.

Funny vid though man, made me laugh... " What the fuck " :S lol

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

bleach stain.

[Bloodgod40]

That's widdle thing is not a claymore. The cheesy store that sold it might have called it a "claymore" but they didn't know what they were on about.

Have you ever *seen* a claymore? They're 50+ inches long. They also have a long forward-raked pair of hand guards with clover-esque decorative work at the tips.

To see what an actual claymore looks like and behaves like watch the video "Scottish Claymore cutting" by the youtube user Jeeperrandy

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

yes i've "SEEEEEEEEEN" a claymore, i called it that because of the way the blade is and the furniture looks like a claymore.

[ibuchanan82]

it's modeled on a "haf lang" (you would say half long) sword, so called because it was half as long as the claymore, or at least its handle was. Interestingly it was more common than the claymore, although the claymore was more natorious(s/p)

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

cool, thanks for the info, it's in pieces now though, gotta either just throw it back together with a new handle or completely redo it and make it full tang.

[relentlesssinner90]

That sword's design is a direct predecessor to the two-handed claymore, it was when the Scots started to use down sloping curves on their swords, in the early Medieval times from memory.

[SirJabsAlot]

ROFL that was awesome. That's the funniest shit I've seen in awhile. I'm like crackin up over here.

[CMLovejoy]

Yea your Katana puts those swords to shame!

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

this one absolutely, when i sharpen it it will be a fucking 2 foot razor blade.

[jesshooker]

5/5 stars

Right now somewhere the People of Mountain dew are watching This video...

[jeffinetly]

sbu was suppose to be sub, those mountain dew bottles are very hard to brake.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

i know, i was just bustin ya chops.

[pickupman1995]

It didn't even cut it open??? LOL

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

it did in the next one.

[satanicinternational]

i CUT a pineapple with a maricle blade knife straight threw!

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

i think this piece of crap could handle a pineapple but uh, not a 2 liter i guess.

[bURRkEEF]

Nerd.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

fag.

[bURRkEEF]

That's what I get for five stars? It was highly entertaining. Fuck yo mama.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

go ahead, she ain't had no action in a while.

[FabioCrow07770]

Nice Baseball bat you have there lol

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

tomorrow it will be a fucking weapon.