SMBC Theater - George Lucas

[Jigokunokijin]

Where did you get that wig?

[TheBermudaMan]

3:05. Great. Lucas turned him into a furry.

[Buffaloguy1991]

this completely explains the abomination that is this the ep1 kids feturette

[samwise210]

This explains so much about Zach Weiner's mind.

[Gabierdiscus]

"You leave masturbation alone!"

[206Zelda]

He's more dastardly than Jigsaw! :O

[mycatisprim]

Dinosaurs.

So. Hot.

[TehJrn]

I don't see what the big deal is, I masturbate to dinosaurs all the time...

[TheMantaVisual]

This George Lucas reminds me of the Architect from The Matrix...

[MarkVega]

This...this is amazing.

[lutinmalin]

Oh god... the add before the video is for Star Wars 3D edition...

[NethayrusShadowblood]

Finally a video with a laptop that's not a fucking Macbook

[wownoobsahoy1]

he looks like the guy from the santa clause movies

[SupahCola]

"Dress up as a sexy dinosaur, touch him on the penis."

"Tyrannosaurus SEX! I owe you lunch!"

[Kogerii]

2:55-3:01 I love that camera work.

[Qtip290]

Yoshi! NO!

[blaisems]

Why is it that everyone from George Lucas to Thomas Jefferson has a time machine, yet uses it for menial tasks?

[fistsmcgee]

@blaisems its funnier that way :D

[justinmertes]

This George Lucas is a rapist pig.

[EverlastingEcho]

37 people fap to dinosaurs... 

[WithGas]

The guy playing Lucas does an amazing job. Like an insane version of Richard Masur!

[SBWahoo]

A very Cesar-Romero-as-the-Joker vibe to the Lucas portrayal, James!

[ElleRoni]

LUCUS!

[megathai]

The Land Before Time XXX By Lucasarts

[nicolefreak5]

Ginger XD

[HerrBismarck]

LOL!

[johndabomb5000]

who else got the reference of thx-1138 (one of the first movies directed by george lucas) and the glx-1138(the label on the lightsaber hilt in this video)

[4ta2r]

Anyone catch the THX-1138 reference on the lightsaber? 0:58

[ooaaveehoo]

@4ta2r Everybody did. You are not the only person on the internet who has seen movies. Why can't you people keep you references to yourselves? "Am I the only one who caught the X reference at Y?" is just disgusting psychological masturbation - you show the internet how well you think know your pop culture and partake in the act of thumbwhoring simultaneously. You people are worse than Lucas, and you should feel bad.

[4ta2r]

@ooaaveehoo wow. thanks dickhead. i said that like what, 4 months ago? how did you get all that from "0:59 anybody catch the thx-1138 reference?" (in case someone wants to hunt for this). I meant nothing. Get a life asshole.

[blockheadface]

@ooaaveehoo Wow, just... wow. Go outside. It's a beautiful day. Quit raging at people on the Internet.

[2Dzz]

Is that an Adventure Time backpack in the flashback where he pays that girl to date him?

[Fayanora]

Pictures of his mom would make a better porno replacement.

[WiVaBo]

FAKE! This George Lucas doesn't look at all like Rich Evans. >:(

[Bonovasitch]

Yoshi is hawt

[Haedrian]

I just realised!

In the SMBC "Working from Home" Episode - James is discoered to like watching "Women dressed as dinosaurs".

Coincidence!?

[superneeg]

dino porn? this should make geekologie writer very happy.

[dinaarumor]

I just watched Star Wars for the first time this night, and I thought the latter 3 ones were better than the previous 3! Why does everyone complain about them? They were wonderful >.<

[sephirothsdemise]

@dinaarumor Allow me to redirect you to the hilarious reviews of the Star Wars prequels by redlettermedia. Perhaps then you may recognize your folly and return from the dark side!

[Vekin86]

@dinaarumor You mean besides the horrible dialog, piss poor plot, flat acting, and complete lack of character development?

[Lollocide]

@Vekin86

I liked them!

You know, the battles where you didn't see any of the main characters. PEW PEW! BANG!

[Prononano]

@Vekin86

>>Implying there was anything good about the plot in the original trilogy...

"Hm...farmer boy goes off on a grand adventure to save the world from an overwhelming evil...where have I seen this story before? OH. THAT'S RIGHT. EVERY FANTASY NOVEL THAT EVER CAME BEFORE IT."

D<

[sanktmikael]

@Prononano Also space-samurai

[ariandynas]

@Prononano Also known as the concepts behind; The Hero of A Thousand Faces, the Hero's Journey, Archetypal heroes, and.... distilled down enough... EVERY SINGLE STORY EVER WRITTEN EVER!

Entirely new ideas are impossible, there is someone out there who has already done it. Creativity is in the combination. And to be fair to the new trilogy, most of the issues were in the acting, after all, who can really act against a greenscreen?

[boeweizer]

that is when you just regress, supress, and get depressed

[michaelamir7]

T. rex + lucas = T.sex

[kebakent]

I've seen this like 10 times. Niice.

[joshuaoha]

Old people who hate the star wars prequels are suffering more from their own cognitive bias and nostalgia than any objective realities about the the actual films.

[Soundfonter]

YOshi is sexy! Deal with it!

[MasterSamus]

Rule 34. Look up dinosaurs!

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???

[melancholyid]

Biggest asshole is best asshole.

[squall513]

I have the strangest boner right now...

[flaetsbnort]

Nice, but I wish they'd done like 5 Second Films and 'digitally remastered' famous SMBC shorts.

DO IT, DUDE WHO IS NAMED WEINER. I COMPEL YOU.

[BringSomeLag]

This is not the new Half in the Bag!

[ElderRat]

But... but that's just like my confused teenage masturbation anyway!

[sup3rsag3]

James makes the best evil George Lucas. Or is adding "evil" just a redundancy?

[fiddlergreen43]

MOAR!!!! NOW!!!! I WANT MOAR VIDEOS!!!!

[Demmrir]

So Lucas created furries?

[generischernutzer]

Mind travel back in time. Then touch him on the dinosaur!

[DoubleEyeDominance]

I'm not gonna lie, the guy playing Lucas is REALLY DAMN GOOD at acting! hahaha, I can't stop laughing.

[YourXavier]

@DoubleEyeDominance

That's James Ashby, the left kidney of SMBC theatre.

[GuntherRommel]

You people are brilliant.

[Mrlzman]

Idea: make a video just 10 minutes of George Lucas rolling around on the floor laughing!

[neo131x]

@Mrlzman OHLOLISEEWHATYOUDIDTHEREXD

[KokaKolaKlan]

Best performance by James ever. I love you guys

[djaevlenselv]

Meh, that guy needs to quit whining. What kind of pussy can't fap to some good dinosaur porn...?

[Monkeyboy92037]

why the fuckass didn't this show up in my subscription box

[Supernat556]

One of James' funniest and best characters yet.

[Fry3thousand]

Anyone knowhs what is the background music at the beginning ?

[GBart]

YOU RUINED YOSHI

[arandomperson7]

am i the only one who doesnt give a fuck about the changes? seriously, they are just movies...good movies, but nonetheless just movies.

[Kogerii]

1:45 Jame's so aroused he's sweating profusely. 

[misterknite]

Last line just sold it for me

[StatueOfMike]

Ron Weasely had strange magic training.

[3rdcontact]

i remember that the original hoth walker scenes were a little jerky because of the stop motion models, but i can't find that version again since the digital remastering

[LittleMsKelly]

I just bought the original, unadulterated trilogy on VHS yesterday. In your face, George Lucas!

[JGK150]

George Lucas needs to personally see this...

[GuardingProject]

*moaning*.."good..good"

[106627bg]

I swear to god this is true. I have an almost identical Yoshi and a T-rex in my room in the 69 position right now. SMBC theater has been stealing my thoughts.

[superhack211]

awesome sexy dinosaurs drawings

[ultramouse]

the moment the dinosaurs started coming out of the screen this probably became the best smbc ever.

[1chopperdude]

you smoked whay

[Quintega]

YES SMBC back in action

[TheDSil]

Hahaha, I love how the time machine has 1138 on it.

[xawgmoth]

Yoshi IS sexy

[InspirationDate]

Amazing.

[MrAllenE]

Lucas' giggling is the BEST

[YNot1989]

The greatest supervillian of all time.

[MadeOfCATS]

CERN claims to have made particles go faster than the speed of light, something stated impossible by Einstien's theory of relativity.

In ever scifi book i've ever read, this is closely followed by time travel.

If Lucas ever gets his hands on this, god save us all.

[Lollocide]

SMBC is back on form!

And was...creepy too.

I....like creepy. *hand reaches down...*

[TakeshiNinja]

T-Rex shot first.

[Narcissist2021]

Did that donation money from the fans go to hiring George Lucas for this sketch?

[3rdeye7thdimension]

How does a pterodactyl put on a bra? FAKE AND GAY ZACH, FAKE. AND. GAY!

[Hanzatre]

So, George Lucas turned Zach into a furry...? Kind of?

[RageTreb]

That was a rather sexy dinosau--OH GOD DAMMIT NOT ME TOO

[Zralf]

admitedly the production quality is higher, but i liked the frequent vids.

[TheFieryShaolin]

Joker laugh at 2:22

[pedrohadek]

Damn, the lightning on this one was great!

[devilsadvocate22289]

All of a sudden....it makes sense....NOOOOOOOOOOO *kneels like Darth Vader*

[kcj1993]

This.

[Rayverak]

It doesn't ruin porn.. it makes porn more awesome. Muhahahah

[entrando2]

And then does Jurassic Park become a porno movie?

Just as planned. Take that Spielberg.

[sptom]

"Lucas - James Ashby"

That's a weird way to spell George Lucas as himself.

[ocpmovie]

Wow, that's a sexy dinosaur. Goddamnit!

[cempirology]

I want that time machine.

[penroff4]

Give me my funions...give me...my funions...GIMME MY FUNIONS!

[jolietjake19]

God Damnit George Lucas. You have now completed your mission and ruined every movie in the original SW trilogy.

[SeraphimBlade]

Wow, I didn't know we had the technology to record my recurring nightmares

[Bloodveld]

Big dinosaur is best dinosaur when you touch him on the penis then shoot whoever actively keeps using these memes

[LostintheWandering]

that was actually a bit weirder and disturbing than usual

[Jlerpy]

Oscar-worthy.

[rgzdev]

Gods I missed that loud ass sound.

[isumu]

I feel slightly disturbed in a minor way. And by "slightly", I mean majorly. And by "in a minor way", I mean I gotta go take a shower now. UNCLEAN!

Pretty funny, though!

[B0Boman]

Thank you for not showing Zach fapping. Although you got dangerously close...

[bjossus]

Just when SMBC theater seems to be getting worse (read: slightly less awesome) you guys make a new masterpiece.

[TubeofDestiny]

ok, now that's what I call "A fucked up thing.", that was truly amazing :D

[Kiensai]

This is the best SMBC theatre ever.

[Chucktanium]

"No! That'll ruin porn AND dinosaurs!"

this is a man who has nothing to live for

[JestermanX]

@Chucktanium Truly wonderful.

[therealhatman]

Would ruining his childhood and then touching him on the penis sort of be pedophilia?

[Totema1]

Best SMBC in a while. Nice!

[JJPA32]

SMBC, I've been with ya guys (Theatre-wise) since Gateway Drug/Keyboard Kitty/Genie/etc. You've excelled in the clever low budget indie-like sketches... You've conquered the trap of being too experienced for the cheap campy skits, yet not funded enough for higher budget work. (The downfall of many I might add) and you've finally stepped into higher production value work. Hats off guys seriously. Y'all rock. The upcoming Space Opera. Shall. Kick. Ass.

[mandydax]

I think this my be the most awesome short you guys have ever made. That is saying a lot!

[SAlpsu]

I'm not getting the hype. How does making a door bigger or adding TIE fighters ruin the movie?

[starwarsnerd94]

@SAlpsu Because he refuses to release the original films, and because his changes don't make any sense whatsoever. Instead of adding anything important, he adds eye candy and meaningless junk that does nothing but distract from what actually made the movies good. (The story, characters, and the non-digital visual effects.)

[Khaeysa]

My gawd is that silver hair shiny.

[LordNarvi]

I don't understand why there is a Clone Wars poster in this sketch.

[78cymru]

I knew Lucas was doing it on purpose. Damn him!

[squidsquidsquid32]

Last month's video is not available in my country. :(

[Kataron]

I think the memory changer thing somehow got me through the video, 'cause I've been jerking it to dinosaurs since last night.

[DarthXasthur]

That was amazing!!!!!! Lucas looks like andy hall, but its still awesome.

PS- Yoshi IS a sexy dinosaur

[Inabj2]

Those were some really horny looking dinosaurs.....

[Inabj2]

Those were some really horny looking dinosaurs.....

[SupahCola]

Those are some sexy dinosaurs.

[doutonight]

I wish Lucas would see this. Someone have his email? :p

[Dasclsad]

Whole video is purely awesome. Epic. Bravo!

[djrbk]

The Pre-Historic Ejaculation - Show a Dinosaur picture, touch him on the penis.

[Dasclsad]

@djrbk New meaning of "stone age",eh? xD

[SYNC4ex]

I watched this while I was high and freaked the fuck out.

[MetaTheorist]

Wow, this was fantastic! Best SMBC in quite a while! James is amazing in this one.

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

Oh gawd, George Lucas is so sweaty the entire time.

Also, @smbctheater, please make a sequel to this video... where revenge is taken upon George Lucas.

[guylfe]

@SpazzyMcGee1337 The fanboys strike back. Then make a sequel to that, and then make 3 prequels to the original about the reason Lucas goes after Zach in the first place, all of which are going to be entirely unfunny.

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

@guylfe

>implying smbctheater can put out unfunny material

>implying there aren't dozens of more Star Wars scenes to parody.

[guylfe]

@SpazzyMcGee1337 Implying this is going to be as epic as the original Star Wars trilogy. Which is obligatorily followed by a failing prelogy (Lucan style, NOT SMBC style)

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

@guylfe

>implying this video sucks because it is a parody and not Star Wars: A New Hope

Why the f**k are you comparing parodies to the original movies?

[guylfe]

@SpazzyMcGee1337 ... As a joke. Duh?

[HollowDelusions]

dinosaur porn? i'm ok with this.

[teel115]

I can no longer look at dinosaur pictures.

[crayzsnail]

0:57 who got this reference?

[i0npath]

God James is sweating so much it makes Lucas seem even creepier!

[DevonHartigan]

Hmm this was actually one of the worse smbc theaters imo.

[This1sS0Stup1d]

This might be the best SMBC Theater video I've ever seen. You guys are brilliant!

[revesvans]

How was Indiana Jones not perfectly in spirit with the old ones? Awesome action, silly yet exciting story.

[LinX1515]

@revesvans Aliens. What else do you need?

[fuzzypinkpandas]

@revesvans That's like saying how were the new star wars not perfectly in spirit with the old ones...they're both about space wizards.

[revesvans]

@fuzzypinkpandas It's exactly like saying that. And they are. I was merely picking the lesser of two provocations.

[thepantherx12]

@revesvans

It had Aliens.

[ratholin]

george lucas has the most sinister shadow.



[flamingspinach]

overdone :/

[hyperbolaisagraph]

Time travel to the cretaceous, touch a dinosaur on the penis.

[Jaros]

@hyperbolaisagraph pffft, Triassic is WAY sexie-OH GOD DAMN IT LUCAS!