Startrek, Scottish Version

[debtrix]

Any chance of subtitles?

[aormusicman]

Malky is to beat up

[25206453]

bring back chewin the fat!!!!!!!

[TehOrkyMan]

I'm welsh, and could just about understand it. Anyone kno what he meant by 'Set phasers to malky'?

[MrGreekstatue]

@TehOrkyMan I'm Scottish malky means to head butt someone. 

[bazildon2009]

Psychiatric drugs are a big business in the United Kingdom — and business is booming.

The number of prescriptions for psychostimulants has soared 187 percent since 1994, now totalling some three quarters of a million. The stimulant market in the UK now tops £33 million a year.

[bazildon2009]

PSYCHIATRY INDUSTRY OF DEATH YOUTUBE

[moyadapne]

Yee're an android, ye've got nae knob!

[DBro65]

As someone with a strong Scottish heritage, THIS STUFF IS HILARIOUS!!!!!! Was this from "Mad"?

[hoppy1511712]

Set phasers tae malky,,a awa a dinae talk pish..

That was comedy gold, priceless..

[Cyberikswe]

"Wha ye doon ye daftie?" Priceless!

[walsallmatt]

beautiful! :D loved it

[DrBlueDot]

I'm scottish and i couldn't understand parts of this lol

But i speak doric not glasweegen so...

[Duffytoler]

Needs closed captions, BAD.

[DMX949]

Glasweegin all the way yass

[666deadman1988]

I can understand about 35-40% of this lol.

[MrStewart149]

set phazers to malkie lolooooollllllll

[scotfreak]

hahaha, i understood about 20 percent of what was being said

[knicklebucker]

its no dundee maer fife

[anteracmacash]

can someone please translate this to neglish ? :D:D

[iChirnx]

@anteracmacash To neglish? bastard... Go fek urslf.

[anteracmacash]

@iChirnx I am reading this with a scottish accent

[conor12231]

@anteracmacash Neglish? What is neglish?

[anteracmacash]

@conor12231 it's a typo written in english...unlike the script for the sketch

[VideoBhoy]

Capn thur a richt big whoor ay a spaceship cumin tywards is n ye want tae see the bastartin size ay the hing its a gid yin or twa sizes biggur thin oors ken :L:L:L

[melomane2010]

Funny how you'll laugh at something you can't quite comprehend. I've often found myself laughing at Monty Python sketches without understanding everything that was said.

[TehOrkyMan]

I can just about translate it.

[arnhem44mad]

lmao 'aww go on dinny talk pish!' =))

[deamonmano]

theres always some people who dislike videos.. :/ its sad unless the videos deserve to be disliked

[TheMitchy37]

you canny beat the gadgy star trek ken lol.

[BillDFC]

Weegie Trek!

[Daftie123]

@BillDFC it's not weegie you erse. It's Dundonian.

[BillDFC]

@Daftie123 My comments have gone right over your head,haven't they? They are weegies making a poor attempt at a Dundee tongue and they have failed miserably. O.K. Daftie?

[AppleAssassin]

auch awa wae ye and dinny talk pish!

[mike49320]

I had a stroke a while back and I could understand everything!

[door941]

DR MacDonald's got the worst scottish accent i've heard in a while! but its gotta be "lets see if it goes like shit of a shovel"  for me lol, i'm from aberdeen too

[bhoys8uk]

@door941 sounds like an Inverness or Ross-shire accent

[smegweevil]

Can ye see yer wey cleer tae givin' us a trrranscrrription, then?

[MaskedMan66]

I bet their engineer's an American.

[jakarnilson]

Aye, that would explain hae they ken nae git more than Impulse power!

[PSXDubai1]

^^^^^^^^^^^Don't be fooled by the name i actually am scottish i moved from Aberdeen i moved to Dubai at a very young age

[PSXDubai1]

i understood it all

[RAPSTAR246810]

tam nd winston

[RAPSTAR246810]

jack nd victor

[johnyoungstewart]

ach, c'mon man! ya diddies! loi

[dash1141]

Set Phasers to Malky!

[spacenakora]

lol, scottish star trek... That would spice up the whole series.

[skallskitar]

I understood one sentence XD

[NodDisciple1]

Huh, wha? LOL. XD